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Anonymous No.21414876 [Report] >>21414907 >>21414935 >>21414973 >>21415006 >>21415275 >>21417064 >>21418531 >>21418537 >>21418795 >>21419334 >>21421251
It's watermelon season bros...
Anonymous No.21414885 [Report] >>21415480
melon better
Anonymous No.21414907 [Report] >>21414932 >>21415480
>>21414876 (OP)
Pineapples mogs watermelons.
Anonymous No.21414932 [Report] >>21416935
Anons, what's your favorite variety of watermelon?
>>21414907
For me, pineapple is like a super laxative. I love the taste but hate the output later. It's like a tropical taco bell visit.
Anonymous No.21414935 [Report]
>>21414876 (OP)
OH LAWDY
Anonymous No.21414973 [Report]
>>21414876 (OP)
it is (And That's A Good Thing (Here's Why!))
Anonymous No.21415006 [Report] >>21418792
>>21414876 (OP)
Do they swim back upstream to spawn?
Anonymous No.21415275 [Report] >>21415375 >>21418205
>>21414876 (OP)
>A 2023 study states that the antioxidants in watermelon, such as lycopene, can positively affect male fertility and improve erections.
>The same study again states that watermelon is high in citrulline and arginine, both potent vasodilators that increase the rigidity and firmness of an erection.
Anonymous No.21415375 [Report] >>21416475 >>21417053
>>21415275
Brb gonna go juice a whole watermelon and chug it for my special lady tonight
Anonymous No.21415480 [Report]
>>21414885
Melon smells like vomit

>>21414907
Overly acidic trash

Nothing beats watermelon
Anonymous No.21416461 [Report]
sweet, juicy, plentiful
god's gift to mankind
Anonymous No.21416475 [Report]
>>21415375
I'm sure she'll enjoy the diarrhea
Anonymous No.21416935 [Report] >>21416949
>>21414932
Does cooked pineapple have the same effect?
Anonymous No.21416949 [Report]
>>21416935
Don't know. Might give that a try sometime when I know I'm not going to be far from a toilet for a while.
Anonymous No.21416996 [Report] >>21417002 >>21421651
The Top 3 fruits:
Anonymous No.21417002 [Report]
>>21416996
Wrong
Anonymous No.21417053 [Report]
>>21415375
>my special lady tonight
what a cute way to call your pocket pussy
Anonymous No.21417064 [Report]
>>21414876 (OP)
Reported for racism.
Anonymous No.21417348 [Report] >>21418043
>first two bites are sweet and delicious
>the closer you get to the rind, the more it tastes like cucumber
Watermelon is kinda frustrating to eat
Anonymous No.21418043 [Report]
I pickled the white stuff once. It was mediocre. I also devoured a ton of watermelon before I could find one with a thick rind, because there's no market for those. You basically have to get scammed into buying a "shitty" one.

>>21417348
I cut off half circle slabs, then curve along the bottom white (which has no specific name), and them into thick bars, to eat from outside to the center.
Anonymous No.21418205 [Report]
>>21415275
Huh, maybe this explains why blacks commit so much rape. All that watermelon makes them insanely horny.
Anonymous No.21418531 [Report]
>>21414876 (OP)
Sprinkle some tajin on that bitch
Anonymous No.21418537 [Report]
>>21414876 (OP)
It's always watermelon season down south.
Anonymous No.21418792 [Report]
>>21415006
I only eat watermelon if it's caught fresh out of the river.
Anonymous No.21418795 [Report] >>21418924
>>21414876 (OP)
My fiance made watermelon lemonade today bros, it was amazing
Anonymous No.21418924 [Report]
>>21418795
>>>/lgbt/
Anonymous No.21419255 [Report]
frozen salted watermelon cubes are the ultimate summer treat.
Anonymous No.21419334 [Report]
>>21414876 (OP)
Anonymous No.21421251 [Report]
>>21414876 (OP)
Nigger
Anonymous No.21421614 [Report]
How do you pick the right melon from so much selection?
Anonymous No.21421651 [Report]
>>21416996
Bilberry, wild strawberry, sweet cherry.
Anonymous No.21421747 [Report]