It's watermelon season bros...

melon better

>>21414876 (OP)
Pineapples mogs watermelons.

Anons, what's your favorite variety of watermelon?
>>21414907
For me, pineapple is like a super laxative. I love the taste but hate the output later. It's like a tropical taco bell visit.

>>21414876 (OP)
OH LAWDY

>>21414876 (OP)
it is (And That's A Good Thing (Here's Why!))

>>21414876 (OP)
Do they swim back upstream to spawn?

>>21414876 (OP)
>A 2023 study states that the antioxidants in watermelon, such as lycopene, can positively affect male fertility and improve erections.
>The same study again states that watermelon is high in citrulline and arginine, both potent vasodilators that increase the rigidity and firmness of an erection.

>>21415275
Brb gonna go juice a whole watermelon and chug it for my special lady tonight

>>21414885
Melon smells like vomit

>>21414907
Overly acidic trash

Nothing beats watermelon

sweet, juicy, plentiful
god's gift to mankind

>>21415375
I'm sure she'll enjoy the diarrhea

>>21414932
Does cooked pineapple have the same effect?

>>21416935
Don't know. Might give that a try sometime when I know I'm not going to be far from a toilet for a while.

The Top 3 fruits:

>>21416996
Wrong

>>21415375
>my special lady tonight
what a cute way to call your pocket pussy

>>21414876 (OP)
Reported for racism.

>first two bites are sweet and delicious
>the closer you get to the rind, the more it tastes like cucumber
Watermelon is kinda frustrating to eat

I pickled the white stuff once. It was mediocre. I also devoured a ton of watermelon before I could find one with a thick rind, because there's no market for those. You basically have to get scammed into buying a "shitty" one.

>>21417348
I cut off half circle slabs, then curve along the bottom white (which has no specific name), and them into thick bars, to eat from outside to the center.

>>21415275
Huh, maybe this explains why blacks commit so much rape. All that watermelon makes them insanely horny.

>>21414876 (OP)
Sprinkle some tajin on that bitch

>>21414876 (OP)
It's always watermelon season down south.

>>21415006
I only eat watermelon if it's caught fresh out of the river.

>>21414876 (OP)
My fiance made watermelon lemonade today bros, it was amazing

>>21418795
>>>/lgbt/

frozen salted watermelon cubes are the ultimate summer treat.

>>21414876 (OP)

>>21414876 (OP)
Nigger

How do you pick the right melon from so much selection?

>>21416996
Bilberry, wild strawberry, sweet cherry.