>>21415360 (OP)
Speaking of which, which brand is best for french press for Espresso beans. I need a good espresso bean for Espresso Martini because I'm tired of people making them with coldbrew.
There are a few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning, before perfecting the design of a homemade noose; light and sweet, preferably in a cardboard cup so that whoever finds my body doesn't need to do the washing up. I don't want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me because they might have an insight on suicide that would stop me. I likfe good coffee but I don't want to wait for it, and I don't want it with the cast of Friends because I don't have any of those which would tell me not to kill myself. It's a beverage; it's not a lifestyle.
>>21415360 (OP) >got a combination espresso/drip machine for my birthday >almost exclusively use the drip side out of laziness
in the summer I switch to making cold brew in my french press tho. nothing like sitting outside in the morning sun with a nice iced coffee
>>21415665
just fucking rinse it for 5-7 seconds holy shit its a single purpose appliance its not like coffee residue is going to spoil your next coffee
>>21415755 >hypochondria
NTA but when I'm using mine often, I rinse it out daily but only Wash it once a week or so.
it's not going to start growing Cultures or some shit, caffeine has antimicrobial properties.
>>21415879
I never know how long to keep this mf on the stove until all the coffee has brewed and if I want to take a peak inside it starts squirting scalding hot liquid everywhere.
>>21415911
You use the filter to tip the water out while retaining the grounds in the carafe. Then you flick the grounds out into the bin. It's not hard.
>>21415391 >Spoonful of instant 'fee in the mug >add hot tap water
Fresh, hot cup of joe in < 10 seconds. You can simply eat the granules, but I'm an Epicurean.
>>21415360 (OP)
i always find it hilarious how many steps midwit coffee fags will introduce to pretend they're not making the exact same drip coffee they can get from a cheap mr coffee machine.
If that isn't true, then its:
0. Buildup of minerals in the tubes
1. Residue in the drip funnel, such as seeping into the plastic and partially seeping back
2. Why are you letting the residue burn, and then use the residue filled pot to refill the water reservoir?
>>21420086 >>21415879
My gf gave me one of these when I was quitting coffee. I thought it was so stupid I was gonna toss it and she took it back. Now looking at this photo with this little faggot on it make me feel awful. The whole situation was just ugly.
