>>21415360 (OP)
Speaking of which, which brand is best for french press for Espresso beans. I need a good espresso bean for Espresso Martini because I'm tired of people making them with coldbrew.

Zozzle af my guy

>>21415362
You are over complicating coffee. Go sit in a corner and rethink your life path

>better taste
>no waste
>instant
>no mess
>made by slaves

>>21415391
basado

>>21415374
>Wanting espresso for an Espresso martini
>Says stop overcomplicating

>>21415360 (OP)
Auto drip master race reporting in.

>>21415391
good job completely misunderstanding how the meme works.

anyhow, I like to add a spoonful of instant coffee to my hot chocolate.

There are a few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning, before perfecting the design of a homemade noose; light and sweet, preferably in a cardboard cup so that whoever finds my body doesn't need to do the washing up. I don't want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me because they might have an insight on suicide that would stop me. I likfe good coffee but I don't want to wait for it, and I don't want it with the cast of Friends because I don't have any of those which would tell me not to kill myself. It's a beverage; it's not a lifestyle.

>>21415391
That's not how a distribution curve worka dummy

>>21415445
Based and Bourdainpilled

>>21415360 (OP)
>got a combination espresso/drip machine for my birthday
>almost exclusively use the drip side out of laziness
in the summer I switch to making cold brew in my french press tho. nothing like sitting outside in the morning sun with a nice iced coffee

>>21415474
which just shows you how the the IQ of someone who drinks instant really is

>>21415474
which just shows you how low the IQ of someone who drinks instant really is

Sorry but I'm not cleaning a french press. (pic related) is the goated option.

>>21415374
>Thinks an espresso machine is complicated
Please don't vote retard-kun

>>21415665
>goated

>>21415697
Are there ever any candidates to vote other than retard-kuns?

>>21415665
just fucking rinse it for 5-7 seconds holy shit its a single purpose appliance its not like coffee residue is going to spoil your next coffee

>>21415745
>Just don't wash it, bro.
Absolute subhuman take.

>>21415755
>hypochondria
NTA but when I'm using mine often, I rinse it out daily but only Wash it once a week or so.
it's not going to start growing Cultures or some shit, caffeine has antimicrobial properties.

this is literally all you need

>>21415879
I never know how long to keep this mf on the stove until all the coffee has brewed and if I want to take a peak inside it starts squirting scalding hot liquid everywhere.

>>21415437
Whoa watch out we got the meme police over hear

>>21415901
wtf do you mean, it stops automatically when all the water's been pushed from the bottom chamber to the top

>>21415745
You rinsin all those coffee grounds down the drain, bro?

>>21415879
came here to post this

>>21415911
You use the filter to tip the water out while retaining the grounds in the carafe. Then you flick the grounds out into the bin. It's not hard.

>>21415391
>Midwit Peak

>>21415360 (OP)
i love my french press but drip coffee is based too

>>21415911
That's what I've been doing for years, no problems whatsoever.

>>21415901
keep the lid open. if it starts sputtering hot liquid everywhere you have the heat too high

>>21415391
BVSED
>>21415437
>>21415474
>>21416568
reddit

for me it is grounds in a chamber in a jar overnight for 24 hrs for easy delicious cold brew. or the chemex

>>21415391
>Spoonful of instant 'fee in the mug
>add hot tap water
Fresh, hot cup of joe in < 10 seconds. You can simply eat the granules, but I'm an Epicurean.

>>21415879
based.

https://www.fromjason.xyz/p/notebook/the-bliss-of-good-enough-an-ode-to-my-moka-pot/

>MY drug preparation method is superior to YOUR drug preparation method!
Food? Cooking?

>>21415901
>how long to keep this mf on the stove
its not perfect, but one rule says that when it starts gurgling, its ready to be served

>>21415391
this

>>21415391
this, but jakobs is terrible.

>>21415360 (OP)
>frenchpress
High IQ chads use a Hario Switch or Aeropress for immersion extraction.

>>21415911
I rent

>>21415911
not my problem

>>21415420
Frenchpresso is the furthest thing from espresso.
>>21415665
Unironically much worse than fp. Stop shilling shit stained socks.

Are the Americans that poorly educated that they can't say cafetiere? Pretty pathetic

>>21419579
>cafetière
You larping fuck.

>>21415755
Literally why
All thats left behind is an ultra thin layer of oil that only improves the subsequent coffee unless it goes rancid

>>21415879
gotta run it with vinegar and water first time or you did from lead poisoning :(

>>21415428
the first few brews on a new machine are godlike. so pure and clean. how do i get that every time? is it possible?

>>21419579
whats up with Brit's call thing there brand namesand not generic names

>>21415360 (OP)
i always find it hilarious how many steps midwit coffee fags will introduce to pretend they're not making the exact same drip coffee they can get from a cheap mr coffee machine.

>>21419761
Every pot should taste the same

If that isn't true, then its:
0. Buildup of minerals in the tubes
1. Residue in the drip funnel, such as seeping into the plastic and partially seeping back
2. Why are you letting the residue burn, and then use the residue filled pot to refill the water reservoir?

>>21419889
mr coffee is more steps than a french press and the paper filter ruins it

>>21415437
>>21415474
>>21416568
holy newfag, batman!
when did you discover this site? 2022?

>>21419977
yes but I'm talking about midwits, and as you can see from >>21415360 (OP) midwits do not use coffee presses

>>21415879
based

>>21415911
I bin what I can and flush the rest to the toilet

>>21420086
>>21415879
My gf gave me one of these when I was quitting coffee. I thought it was so stupid I was gonna toss it and she took it back. Now looking at this photo with this little faggot on it make me feel awful. The whole situation was just ugly.

>blocks your path

>>21415879
these things suck

>>21415428
>it always brews coffee
>its always decent
>you can use any kind of coffee grind
>no meme bullshit involved
>it just works

I feel bad I bought a drip machine on my boomer's credit card and only used it a few times. it was so sour and nasty. way too low of a temp.

got fed up with pourover though. too much hastle each day.

>>21415360 (OP)
drinking coffee is not a replacement for your personality or lack of it

>>21421448
Talking like a woman is a personality. A fucking gay one.

>>21415428
>>21421436
>Auto drip has a bold setting
Oh yeah, we're in flavor town

>>21415391
>better taste
t. adrian wellock