Thread 21415580

Based monkey refusing to eat the shitty part of the banana

>>21415580 (OP)
I'm Brazilian and I instinctually always did it exactly like the monke

>>21415595
What else do you do like the monkey?

>>21415580 (OP)
God I just want to bash the baby's brains in so fucking much

Y u no eat banan?

>>21415613
business

>>21415640
I'm still trying to figure out this million pity thing

What's the appeal?

>>21415580 (OP)
Id love to tie that baby monkey to a tree and beat it with a small stick maybe put it in a blender

>>21415731
more like aPEEL, amirite?

>>21415640
>>21415736
Hi mossad, still trying with this angle?

>>21415580 (OP)
I find it more interesting that this monke actually opened the banana at the same side most humans do.
NOT the whole "Monkeys actually use the OTHER side" thing this time.

>>21415580 (OP)
She is an individual exhibiting a preference

>>21415595
Zainichi argensimian. Youre not a real brazillian

Hi /ck/, /gif/ here. There is a somewhat popular type of video for people like >>21415640 that involves torturing monkeys like this. Remember 15 years ago those videos of Chinese women using their high heels to step through the eye sockets of kittens? Yeah like that. These monkey videos are mostly produced in Brazil because these monkeys are kind of considered a pest and nobody really gives a fuck down there.
The adult monkey you see in the video is a male who has kidnapped the baby from its mother. The male is being rewarded with food from the guy filming for starving the baby and preventing the baby from eating. There are a bunch of videos on youtube of this pair of monkeys but I can't remember their names.

That money is well fed if it actually bothers with this

>>21415864
>Remember 15 years ago those videos of Chinese women using their high heels to step through the eye sockets of kittens?
no

>>21415864
i thought about that like a week ago while driving lol

i still remember seeing the one on the beach deck wooden thing with the chinese lady when i was like 10

>>21415731
extreme form of cuteness aggression I think. monkeys are also seen as pests and they behave enough like really annoying humans that it's seen as "getting what they deserve"

I always wanna slap monkeys in their stupid little subhuman faces for some reason.

>>21415580 (OP)
Well now I feel like a doofus for eating the stingy bits.

>>21416449
so it's like yukkuri abuse / abyuse?

>>21416449
arent macaques an invasive species in some countries?

>>21415864
>>21415640

>>21415580 (OP)

Interesting how the monkey expends time and energy picking the small piece of banana string off the log.

>>21416479

Its simply a lack of impulse control and sociopathy or just full-blown psychopathy.

Everyone deveins their bananas, except Brazilians because they are below monkeys.

>>21416904
I'm a pretty well adjusted and empathetic person with friends and such but those mouse torture videos that used to go around 15 years ago captivated me. I think it's just a weird, unhealthy fetish that some people are predisposed to. I don't think it's actually an indicator of sociopathy but popular mental health websites like to use it as an easy scapegoat instead of admitting that being "fucked up" is actually totally normal and prevalent.

>>21416930
someone insane would write all this and preface it with "im well adjusted and empathetic"

kill yourself

>>21416956
I do more for my friends and family in a week than you do in a year. I live for my friends and family. I'm the opposite of a sociopath. I noticed early that this kind of behavior was detrimental and avoided it even though I had a strange attraction to it. These videos wouldnt have billions of views if this type of attraction wasn't relatively normal.

>>21416969
>instantly brags about money as if it means he is a good person that only watches torture for "science"
kill yourself

>>21416977
I think I'll continue making the world a better place while you mindlessly wail into the void.

>>21417006
kys

>>21417006
You're saying exactly what a psycho would say lol

>>21416874
the white part of the banana is that gross

>>21415864
>those obviously female breastfeeding nipples
i refuse to believe there is some evil background to this video without proofs

>>21415580 (OP)
>she hates it so fucking much she won't even allow it to be on her log
Based.

>>21417006
>I think I'll continue making the world a better place
You come to 4chan and try and boast about watching mouse torture videos.
I'm not saying you got off to them, or liked them in the way they were intended to be like.
I am none of the anons who previously responded to you.

What I will say is you're a fucking loser.
You're bragging about watching gore on 4chan.
Not only are you a loser, but even amongst socially maladjusted retards you're trying to show off.
You're prancing for praise from dipshits, morons, retards, and social drop-outs.

Imagine what kind of fucking loser you have to be to use us as a barometer of your own coolness.

>>21417272
I never claimed to be cool and I admitted that this phenomenon is a detriment. Not only to the individual but to society. I'm just saying this is normal human behavior and to pretend otherwise is ignorance. Research needs to be done into this to prevent it from spreading instead of just labeling it as socio behavior and otherwise pretending it doesn't exist. The shallowness and naivety on 4chan nowadays is astounding. Let's not have a discussion with real world implications, let's talk about mcchickens and drinking horse cum.

>>21417288
didn't read lol

>>21417288
>I'm just saying this is normal human behavior and to pretend otherwise is ignorance.
It really, really isn't. You are not normal.

>>21415580 (OP)
I stopped caring to do this at some point since I realised it's pretty pointless. It's kind of like cold weather, it's only going to be bad if you think it is.

>>21416496
so are humans

>>21415724
Do you toss it at people?

>>21416956
Agreed.

Its also ongoing in many parts of the world with all kinds of animals, including abuse toward working animals. And I pray everyday to find the culprit behind it all.

>>21417272
He hated this, look how he replied, the most milquetoast shit ever

>>21415580 (OP)
she’s leaving banana scraps all over that little baby :(

>>21417288
*naivete

I've heard that ackshually they are good and have fiber
I don't know what to believe

>>21417860
Nigga did you not see the parent actually pick the string off the baby's head once it realized it accidentally dropped them on its skull?

>>21415785
thats how brazilians do it, anon

>>21415864
the evil male monkeys seems awfully considerate to not put banana peel on the babys head. almost as if it's it's mother you bullshit lying cunt.

>>21418389
he just hates the white part of the banana that much

>>21417288
Sociopathic freak

>>21418234
I wish I knew the guy all those old cartoons were parodying that looked like this and said stuff like "Hat-cha-cha-cha-cha!"

>>21415731
>>21416479
cute aggression
>>21418234
he looks like he performs usury.

>>21415864
The videos are done on request by like 99% Westerners. The New Zealand Farms have a very detailed thread where they dox the groups involved in monkey hate communities and people involved and mostly middle class fat normie boomers.
My guess it's actually more related to "Hurtcore" Pedophilia. There are two types of Pedo's the ones that love children as like, a sexual relation, and the type that want to see children tortured. From some article that infiltrated pedo communities on TOR, it's like a 40/60 split.
Monkeys are a more "legal" stand in for kids being beaten up and murdered.

>>21418234
those hands kind of freak me out. imagine that hand grasping your wrist, even just lightly. freaky

>>21419531
we NEED to domesticate these.

>>21417288
you're fine bro, and i agree with what you posted. killing and fucking are natural functions of all animals and exhibited in obviously children's play, gradually diverted into constructive and socially acceptable outlets like sport and creativity. denial of the human animal annoys the fuck out of me, and funny to read these people telling you to kill yourself for having observed a primal function of a social animal.

>>21415580 (OP)
i love monkey

>>21417394
in his head he is like
>grrr look how big i am!
intimidating the silly human into feeding him

He's an innocent primate

>>21418240
he's just like ME!

>>21419567
Exactly my thoughts

>>21419710
>Brofist at the end
I think we should stop calling niggers monkeys because monkeys are so much cooler

>>21418240
>>21419692
Gibbons are the best apes

>>21420028
Something very sad about feeding soda to an extremely fat animal.

>>21420017
lel

>>21417419
>durrr hoomans bad
gbt/an/

>>21416451
Holy shit, that's the exact same reason I want to slap you

>>21417006
Kys cockroach

>>21415580 (OP)
>doesn't even want the stringy thing anywhere near it, removes it from tree stump

We really aren't so different

>>21415580 (OP)
kek

I really wonder what you look like, and if ij any universe we could have been friends somehow.

I have 0 and wonder what all my 4chan friends look like

>>21416956
>>21416969
>>21417006
you sound like a gay retard who works at mcdonalds

>>21415613
Brazilians literally have monkey DNA

>>21415864
I thought their were baby chicks, not kittens...

>>21416874
So cute, keeping its worktable clean.

>>21419531
:3

>>21419610
Black people are so funny

>>21419249
ok but it's just baby monkeys that do this to me
it's not kittens or puppies or any other type of baby animal or even human babies
it's just baby monkeys
it's not cute aggression
I don't fucking know what it is I love baby animals and find them cute and everything
just for some reason I really hate baby moneys they make me angry and I want to hurt them and i don't know why especially since I'm not an aggressive person or have anger issues.
I'm genuinely asking why I feel this way towards one animal

>>21415580 (OP)
just want to tell you, I fell asleep to watching monkey videos last night. Much comfier than the usual history videos.

>feeding wild animals
Form of animal torture, especially with monke which will become lazy and depend entirely on it.

>>21422178
>if you feed the monkey it will become lazy and dependant in it

>>21420044
How so? He's fattening him up for when he eats him later.

>>21421105
There's no mystery, anyone who watches this shit has no respect for animals. You don't snap halfway through watching and think "huh, of course, I'm watching this because 'x'", no, your immediate curiosity informed you of your motivation and lack of compassion. All these psychos like you get off on moralfags like me lecturing you on what naughty boy you are which is part of your twisted thrill, it's all so tiresome so I don't bother and simply wait to exact maximum justice when and if afforded the chance.

>>21423056
but I don't watch torture videos and I don't "get off"
to you lecturing me?
i don't like torturing animals I just get angry and wanna hurt baby monkeys but I would never do it.

>>21415864
>Chinese women using their high heels to step through the eye sockets of kittens?
Wasn’t it South Koreans standing on puppies?

>>21423061
Yes you do nigger your faux confusion is classic. You're a transparent retarded nigger, equip iron boots and go to the water temple.

>>21423067
I heard it was Vietnamese women sitting on rabbits.

>>21423079
>Yes you do nigger
no i don't

>>21416907
Good post.

>>21417883
Probably did not watch the whole video because zoomzooms have a 15 seconds attention span

>>21425513
cirque du soleil can eat this monkeys shit

>>21416930
>I don't think it's actually an indicator of sociopathy
Narrator: it actually is.

>>21415580 (OP)
based monkey dumping the bullshit part of the banana on her chud son

>>21419692
>literally runs and acts like me when I was 5
dude I'm dying

Anyone remember sweet pea monkey

>>21417394
WTF chat is this real

>>21418234
Literally me when I used to live in the hood and watched niggers beat, stab and kill each other and I watched through my window

>>21415580 (OP)
All Monkes are based

cause it's gross

>>21426011
yes