I've started microdosing on coffee

>>21416758 (OP)
Too bad you didn't overdose to death.

For what purpose?

Same but with semen

>>21416765
To avoid this
>>21416764

>>21416758 (OP)
Why? Are you a daft cunt?

>>21416773
I don't think you can overdose to death on coffees. I've never heard of such a thing.

>>21416774
>Are you a dense cunt?
Fixed that for you.

>I've started microdosing on coffee
Why? Explain yourself, NYAO!!!!

>>21416776
Yes. You can't. You're right. I was just joking.

>coffee
>masturbating to porn

These are God's gift to humans, you can never run out of them + they won't ever kill you because they are non-overdosable. God is Great

>>21416758 (OP)
Are you actually drinking from a super tiny cup like that?
If not you are a massive faggot

>>21416843
He's probably a dense cunt.

>>21416776
we used to have daily threads about the people who died from panaera "charged lemonade" if you have a coronary disease you can absolutely die from caffeine.

>>21416758 (OP)
you mean decaf right? i can chug the stuff all day and feel just fine its great

>>21416920
>pissing out the ass is just great

>>21416765
most people consume way too much caffeine and then feel drained if they don't keep up the intake. you don't really need much caffeine to feel a noticeable boost, just a regular cup of green tea is noticeable unless you have a high tolerance already built up.

>>21416764
Where did the coffee touch you?

>>21417845
On my balls

>>21418056
ouch

>>21416802
> BROOOOO YOU CANT OD ON IT BROOOO.
>WHOAZAAA SO HECKIN AWESOMENESS
This is a disingenuous reddit argument offered up only by persons with a low enough IQ to overdose a substance by accident in the first place. It's totally meaningless. All substances have an LD50 and you can die from them but that makes zero sense to mention or call out since the therapeutic dose is what is being discussed.

Just because something doesn't kill you doesn't mean it isn't harmful and just because something can kill you doesn't mean it is not beneficial. Case in point, modafinil, methylphenidate and amphetamines all are more centrally stimulating than caffeine and are objectively better for you with long term use. Chronic high dose caffeine will cause fasticulations, tremors, arythmias. It's a shit drug that doesn't even keep you awake unless you have a small brain with densely packed neurons like a schizo.

Onanism is actually the most common and worthless addiction and make no mistake, it is still exerting harm. The immediate effects of it are increased inflammation (+cytokines, +prostaglandins) as an evolutionary mechanism to fight off STDs. During arousal and the act itself, it disrupts prefrontal functioning and leads one into an state of hypersexuality where the smallest distraction can. One becomes nothing other than a slave to this vice and does very little with his life. Same applies to food, evidenced by the bodies of the obese. Opioids are less psychologically addictive since any seeking behavior is not innate but learned. The worst things in existence are pornography, weed and alcohol. The brain damage and ruin is real and defenders of them can only say "IM CANT OD BROOOO" as a cope.

>>21418332
>modafinil, methylphenidate and amphetamines

>Sure I'll just waltz down to my local amphetamine cafe run by the local drug Lord. The cops sure will leave me alone

Coffee antis are retards lmao

>>21416758 (OP)
I few weeks ago I set my old correll tea cup and saucer out for the 8 oz size.
I was back to the normal cup within two weeks.
I do love the way the handle rests on the back middle finger and the coffee dont go cold as quick
I should go go for it again
But microdosing! Holy shit. Like 300 to 400 sips a day?
Leave it to you anon

>>21417102
the joke is that caffeine churns your chocolate river, never ever heard or experienced that from decaf

>>21418332
what did you write all those words for

>>21416758 (OP)
gween tea

>>21418332
Um, hmm. nah. Nope. Won't be reading that kthxbye