Thread 21417952

>SLURP
>SLURRRP
>SLOOOOORRRPP
YUM!!!
>SLUURURRRPPP

>SCHLOP
>SCHLOOOP
>SCHLOOOOPPPPP
BARK!!!
>SCHOLOLOPPPPP

>>21417957
Based schlopper

>>21417952 (OP)
Do people who slurp noodles like that not care about flinging specks of food back into their hair or what

>>21417952 (OP)
Yeah I fucking hate asians too

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BWAAAHHHHH

>>21417952 (OP)
#gookstyle

>>21417961
The whole joke of this thread is mocking how the Japanese consider slurping noodles to be a sign they're tasty, I doubt it's that messy though

>>21417957
>>21417959
Nonsense pointless characters which don't make real words.

>>21418091
lmao look at how this nigga be drinkin his water
>ssssip
>t
>ahhh

Shitposting threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/6
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=21417952

>>21418006
That word gets janjan's knickers in a bunch

>>21417952 (OP)
Disgusting. You people ACTUALLY eat food? I thought it was a meme.

>>21417957
This post is infinitely cuter than OP post
Humans can never have the pure cuteness and adorable quality that animals have. It's always tainted in lust or romantic desire

>>21418370
Dogs are disgusting though. Well, so are chinks but you get what I mean

>>21418307
gay.

>>21417952 (OP)
>CHING DING CHONG CHANG 5 DORRA EGG RORR

>>21418296
>>21418289
Two comments, or four, I guess

>cool, they have friends they should be happy.
>I wonder if I'll experience that again
>Are they actually friends, or are they bitches to one another?
>I'd like to teach the most vain one a lesson in humility by taking away their make up, eye contacts, hair dye - everything, and make they wear rags, and not shower for a week. Maybe smack them around and feed them non-cute food like bagels from a grocery store and frozen vegetables.

>>21418091
Yes, they're called onomotopoeia.

>>21417952 (OP)
yes and...?

Slurp is the way you guys do it
Suck in is the way Asians do it

My mom is Chinese and hates me slurping noodles
I don't think it's a generic Asian thing to slurp

>>21417952 (OP)
>be 6'2" white guy
>5'0" Vietnamese girl easily was able to eat three times as much as me
How? Asians, explain yourselves.

>>21421562
what did she eat? was it a lot of starch?

>>21421565
>take a bunch of meat to her apartment complex barbecues near the public swimming pool
>she eagerly inhales everything like a savage
>jokes about looking pregnant afterwards
>meanwhile I'm struggling and she makes fun of me

asians look like how they do because they only eat fish and noodles no red meat which is why they look like aliens

>>21421569
u should let her dom u cause of ur failure

>>21421569
you had ONE job

>>21421569
they're called grills
you can make barbecued food on a grill

>>21417957
FPBP

>>21417961
>5:08
https://youtu.be/8htlq2OKQmQ?si=tbAKlxR3FEHeX6kI&t=308

>>21418088
I bet some fat fuck emperor was slurping and being a pig and some servant nervously told everyone him being a slurping pig was good and actually, really respectful. Then japs just never questioned it because, tradition, and here we are.

I've seen/heard chinks slurp a fucking salad. They do this shit on purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCWy9E4T6U

Oh excuse me mr janny, let me rephrase my post
I've seen fine upstanding gentlemen of Chinese descent slurp a salad. I do believe it is intentional and I have no ill will toward these noble and honorable peoples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCWy9E4T6U

>>21422600
Noodles were a working class food.

>>21422625
Im sticking to my idea unless told otherwise

These people are worst than fucking dogs. That's why they eat them: to not be embarrassed by a superior species. Fucking animals.