>Eat entire raw onion as a snack
>Breath stinks so bad dad won't kiss me anymore
Will anything give me the same taste as onion without the lingering smell?

>>21420941 (OP)
Yeah, it's one of my favourite salads and also of Il Duce... Here is the recipe:
1. cut up about 10-20 cloves of garlic into a bowl
2. cut at least 1-2 lemons and squeeze out all the lemon juice in a bowl
3. add a generous drizzle of olive oil
4. Mix all this up
5. Enjoy!

>>21420941 (OP)
You kiss your dad on the mouth?

>>21421117
you dont?

>>21421123
I kiss my daughter on her asshole before we get it on.

>>21421125
why would you ever say something like that

>>21421125
I make out with my dads anus before we have lunch

>>21421123
I've enjoyed getting raped by dad but kissing is inconceivable that's disgusting what's wrong with you

>>21421446
goldens are such retarded dogs

>>21421453
white people are the only ones that make out with dogs

>>21421150
heheheh hell yeah dude

>>21421004
I know this is a shitpost thread but what the fuck, I thought I loved garlic but I guess I need to reevaluate my life

>>21421129
He felt the need to let everyone know of his heterosexuality by means of exaggerating and thinking it would be even the slightest bit amusing

>>21420941 (OP)
Tell dad that if he fucks you without kissing you he is treating you like a whore

>>21421125
anyone remember the howard stern where there's the guy who waxes his daughter's asshole for her and she's like "why not? he offered to do it for free!" and he's like "stop being weird you prudes" and they do it on camera?

>>21421567
That must have been so hilarious! Truly a repulsive group. Filthy rats.