Thread 21420972

I have an extremely profitable and awesome restaurant idea but I don't have any money to make it happen for real.

>>21420972 (OP)
nobody has money to open a restaurant, you need to get a small binny loan.

if your idea is truly awesome and profitable the bank will fund your operation. but since almost all restaurants go out of binny they are highly unlikely to give you a large sum. unless, of course, you can convince them you're sitting on a goldmine

Restaurant success has very little to do with a good initial idea and more to do with management fundamentals, controlling costs, and luck.
Pitch it here anyway.

>>21420972 (OP)
Imagine being a frogposter. Your whole identity was sung about almost 3 decades ago. Your whole identity is that you are stupid.

>>21420992
I'm afraid you'll steal from me but let's just say we sell an extremely popular food via a 24/7 delivery service without needing to rely on outrageous delivery app fees

>>21420992
Ok, just promise you won't steal my idea. Like I said, it has virtually no overhead so keep that in mind.
It's called "PBJ Town". Customers can order a wide variety of Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. Hundreds and hundreds of variations. Instead of hiring people to do food prep and drivers to delivery it, when a customer orders, we message them with a list of required ingredients from a nearby grocery. They are also given a custom generated list of instructions on how to assemble the items into the finished product.
It's a lot like Ikea but with even lower overhead for me. And since the overhead is so low, we can undercut anyone else in the market.

>>21421006
That sounds like you're going to have 16 hours of labor you have to pay for with almost no orders

>>21421006
Doesn't sound profitable

>>21421017
>>21421016

illegal labor

>>21421014
>we message them with a list of required ingredients from a nearby grocery.
and what are the hours of the grocery?

>>21421006
>(...) sell (...) food (...)
genius!

>>21421048
It's almost like the frog posting retard didn't have a real idea and just wanted attention.

>>21420972 (OP)
KYS, 'fren'.

>>21420980
>binny

DIE

>>21421014
Kramer already invented that in season 8.

>>21421039
We work exclusively with Larry's Foodland so even at 3am you can go to Detroit for your PBJ convenience.

>>21421006
you'll have to pay delivery drivers. It would be cheaper for you to let the jeets and mystery meats from apparently deliver it for you

>>21420972 (OP)
Don't bother great ideas fail constantly while someone makes a fortune out of half baked cookies, it's not an industry for smart or hardworking people

>>21420992
>Hurr durrr I got enough money to make anything profitable either because I can wait ten years without any profits or because I can use the power of my business machine (countless investments and corporations) to make you buy and eat fucking poison and thank me for it let me give you business advice
I hate this show

>>21421014
>pay us money and we'll tell you how to make a sandwich yourself
>we'll even tell you where to find ingredients (hint: it rhymes with schmocery store)
Sounds too retarded to possibly work, but experience tells me nothing is.

>>21421014
I don't get it

>>21420972 (OP)
You now have to convince someone with money that your plan is extremely profitable so they can invest.

>>21421014
This is Juicero tier

>>21421334
It's called shitposting son. It's all an elaborate ruse where someone tries to string you along for as long as they can before "revealing" that it was all a waste of time. That dog isn't all that shaggy.

>>21421014
that's brilliant anon