Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:06:35 AM No.21423238
I keep eating it yet it always tastes like shit. All you taste is oil and I just found an eyelash in my food.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:08:02 AM No.21423242
>>21423238 (OP)
Sounds like you want to go back and set the place on fire with everyone in it, then go have gay buttsex with Jamal and tyron
Sounds like you want to go back and set the place on fire with everyone in it, then go have gay buttsex with Jamal and tyron
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:08:08 AM No.21423243
why eat it then?
this one baffled me because it's so obviously inferior to any random chinese restaurant, which are everywhere. yet 'tubers still mention it as if everyone eats there
this one baffled me because it's so obviously inferior to any random chinese restaurant, which are everywhere. yet 'tubers still mention it as if everyone eats there
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:09:38 AM No.21423248
>>21423243
OP just showed you how brain dead the average person is, do you really need to ask why youtube grifters of all people eat it.
OP just showed you how brain dead the average person is, do you really need to ask why youtube grifters of all people eat it.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:10:49 AM No.21423251
>>21423243
no its better than shitty random china #1 chinese restaurants
i get it once a month or so, orange chicken and chow mein
if its that or some giant-menu generic chinese place, panda is the right pick
no its better than shitty random china #1 chinese restaurants
i get it once a month or so, orange chicken and chow mein
if its that or some giant-menu generic chinese place, panda is the right pick
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:17:54 AM No.21423294
>>21423243
It's the only chinese food near me that isn't an hour away.
It's the only chinese food near me that isn't an hour away.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:24:22 AM No.21423321
>>21423238 (OP)
eat the eyelash
eat the eyelash
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:29:24 AM No.21423340
>>21423314
Then you're probably european and unfamiliar with nowhere towns.
Then you're probably european and unfamiliar with nowhere towns.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:32:04 AM No.21423346
>>21423340
Post your zip code or shut the fuck up, faggot
Post your zip code or shut the fuck up, faggot
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:36:34 AM No.21423363
>>21423238 (OP)
>I keep eating it yet it always tastes like shit. All you taste is oil and I just found an eyelash in my food.
So stop?
>I keep eating it yet it always tastes like shit. All you taste is oil and I just found an eyelash in my food.
So stop?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:57:19 AM No.21423625
>>21423614
retard
retard
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:21:36 AM No.21423668
>>21423238 (OP)
>I keep eating it yet it always tastes like shit.
/ck/ everyone. Learn to cook, American Chinese food is easy as hell to make.
>I keep eating it yet it always tastes like shit.
/ck/ everyone. Learn to cook, American Chinese food is easy as hell to make.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:28:01 AM No.21423683
>order a meat plate like Mongolian beef or Kung Pao chicken
>99% of it ends up being bean sprouts and soggy onions
>have to spend an hour shoveling all the bullshit away with my fork
>there's maybe two pieces of meat after everything's done
Every chinese restaurant that i've been to does this, and Panda Express is the worst of them all.
I hate having to order noodles separately too, just so they can jew ten more bucks out of you.
>>21423614
retard
>99% of it ends up being bean sprouts and soggy onions
>have to spend an hour shoveling all the bullshit away with my fork
>there's maybe two pieces of meat after everything's done
Every chinese restaurant that i've been to does this, and Panda Express is the worst of them all.
I hate having to order noodles separately too, just so they can jew ten more bucks out of you.
>>21423614
retard
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:59:16 AM No.21423726
>>21423243
I can go there on my lunch break and get food in two minutes
I can go there on my lunch break and get food in two minutes
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:03:07 AM No.21423736
their cloyingly sweet sauces offend me. I hate that simplified fast food kind of chinese
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:10:45 AM No.21423755
>>21423726
This is panda's only appeal. It's dog shit food otherwise.
This is panda's only appeal. It's dog shit food otherwise.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:44:37 PM No.21424502
>>21423755
I agree. Their noodles and rice both suck so much ass. But id feel like a fatso just getting two portions of meat.
Still, its a nice change when my other option is usually burgers.
I agree. Their noodles and rice both suck so much ass. But id feel like a fatso just getting two portions of meat.
Still, its a nice change when my other option is usually burgers.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:46:49 PM No.21424787
they always out of chopsticks
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:05:40 AM No.21425448
>>21423238 (OP)
I once found a coil of metal, from drill-bit flutes and a bottlecap in my General Tso's, but the shit was still pretty tasty and I got it for free.
I once found a coil of metal, from drill-bit flutes and a bottlecap in my General Tso's, but the shit was still pretty tasty and I got it for free.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:11:30 AM No.21425455
Best kungpao chicken around. Has actual dried chilis in it and uses chicken thighs. The rest of their menu is hot doo doo.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:13:18 AM No.21425459
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:17:09 AM No.21425468
>>21423726
UNLESS there's some black person ahead of you in line who has a super mega fussy order and wants to argue about the price differential between vegan orange chicken and regular orange chicken... then its 8 minutes of standing hell.
>>21423736
there's a good bit of vinegar in them - you could always just squeeze some lemon juice on it.
I'd say the food is crispy and good and compared to gutter-bargain basement Chinese, it's an improvement. If you have nice Chinese restaurants that actually give a heck, it's not gonna be better, but many Chinese restaurants and formulaic, low-effort, and terrible, and Panda is generally better than those.
>>21424787
just use a spoon my african.
>>21424502
the chow mein is pretty good actually. You can totally just got two containers of orange chicken instead....
Also, their fortune cookies are decent but you randomly sometimes get 0 or 5.
UNLESS there's some black person ahead of you in line who has a super mega fussy order and wants to argue about the price differential between vegan orange chicken and regular orange chicken... then its 8 minutes of standing hell.
>>21423736
there's a good bit of vinegar in them - you could always just squeeze some lemon juice on it.
I'd say the food is crispy and good and compared to gutter-bargain basement Chinese, it's an improvement. If you have nice Chinese restaurants that actually give a heck, it's not gonna be better, but many Chinese restaurants and formulaic, low-effort, and terrible, and Panda is generally better than those.
>>21424787
just use a spoon my african.
>>21424502
the chow mein is pretty good actually. You can totally just got two containers of orange chicken instead....
Also, their fortune cookies are decent but you randomly sometimes get 0 or 5.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:42:05 AM No.21425498
>>21425468
>the chow mein is pretty good
No its not. Its unbelievably bland and tasteless. I dont think they even season it. Maybe a 1/4 tsp of soy sauce.
>the chow mein is pretty good
No its not. Its unbelievably bland and tasteless. I dont think they even season it. Maybe a 1/4 tsp of soy sauce.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:43:52 AM No.21425504
>>21423238 (OP)
>found an eyelash in my food
American teenager worker. No way a FOB gook would let that happen without fear of the manager beating the fuck out of them
>found an eyelash in my food
American teenager worker. No way a FOB gook would let that happen without fear of the manager beating the fuck out of them
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:45:28 AM No.21425507
>>21425498
I use fancy soy sauce at home from the Korean mart and it has a lot more flavor but you can't expect them to do that. The chow mein is supposed to be a crispy foil for orange chicken. There's definitely more soy sauce than that, it's just ya know generic soy sauce which has little flavor.
I've had MUCH WORSE Chinese food at hole in the wall places.
I use fancy soy sauce at home from the Korean mart and it has a lot more flavor but you can't expect them to do that. The chow mein is supposed to be a crispy foil for orange chicken. There's definitely more soy sauce than that, it's just ya know generic soy sauce which has little flavor.
I've had MUCH WORSE Chinese food at hole in the wall places.
