>>21423715that's now how cram posting works. It takes a certain amount of patience and cunning. What you said was rushed and really homo erotic, not that I would know.
Drive to Costco, buy 1 or 2 of those chickens, take them home and remove all the meat, no bones. Sit down at the table and enjoy it with some mash and red wine. Have a pleasant evening, no anime slope playing on your phone while at the table eating. Then clean up, grab some of the left over bones and cram.