Thread 21423677

What am I in for?

chicken, i'd guess

>>21423677 (OP)
Me cramming my dick up your asshole while you scream for help and bleed out your asshole.

>>21423715
The price of free speech, folks.

Some little shit always has to stink up the thread.

>>21423721
Kill yourself fag

>>21423721
McNigger yourself, kill

>>21423677 (OP)
>What am I in for?
fluffing your wife's bull

>>21423677 (OP)
Man, I'd fuck up that bird iykwim
Pass the sweet baby rays

>>21423677 (OP)
do americans really have tray holders on the dashboards of their cars?

>>21423677 (OP)
Holy shit, clean your car you filthy Appalachian inbred!

>>21423721
I'm so sad this valuable thread that was enriching all our lives has now been tainted
Your dad should have crammed it up your moms ass instead

>>21423677 (OP)
Why are those cars all on the wrong side of the road?

>>21423677 (OP)
That's a Ford isn't it? My Edge has the same setup where you can put a takeout box on the dashboard like that. Idk what it was meant for but that's exclusively how I use it.

>>21423677 (OP)
>>21423973
They don't even serve them in trays anymore, now the chickens come in plastic cuck-bags.

>>21423715
I wish someone would do that to me

>>21423973
You don't want your whole rotisserie chicken sliding around while you're driving, do you?
Do europoors really just spill hot chicken grease all over their cars every day?

>>21423715
that's now how cram posting works. It takes a certain amount of patience and cunning. What you said was rushed and really homo erotic, not that I would know.

Drive to Costco, buy 1 or 2 of those chickens, take them home and remove all the meat, no bones. Sit down at the table and enjoy it with some mash and red wine. Have a pleasant evening, no anime slope playing on your phone while at the table eating. Then clean up, grab some of the left over bones and cram.

>>21423677 (OP)
my GOD do I love eating in the car.

>>21423973
Your car doesn't have a rotisserie chicken tray holder??
What a sad life you must live.

>>21424490
I like to turn mine into a big bowel of chicken cram chowder

>>21423721
I'd call you the n-word but I don't need another 3day

>>21423973
>>21424253
>>21424530
kek

>>21423677 (OP)
Dried out rotisserie chicken