aight /ck/ share your favorite coleslaw recipes

>>21424375 (OP)
i just buy it from the shops

Do you mean sauerkraut?

>>21424381
no

>>21424381
Fuck off Hans.

>>21424375 (OP)
>favorite coleslaw recipes
I should gatekeep this, but I'm feeling generous
https://www.hotrodsrecipes.com/copycat-st-hubert-creamy-coleslaw/

>>21424396
That doesn't look creamy enough

>>21424412
i am giving you permission to make extra dressing if you want

>>21424417
Wow! Thank you so much lord of dressings!

>>21424375 (OP)
I've never made coleslaw myself, but the best coleslaw I've ever had comes from a little burger stand out on route 202. They use lots of black pepper and I think that's part of it.

>>21424426
Who's that guy in the background?
Is that THE Cole Slaw?

I WANT MY SLAW

>>21424437
YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW, SIR

>>21424426
I should murder you for eating a hot dog with Cheez Wiz.

>homemade-german-sauerCOLESLAW-1447249-hero-01-177ee24d1a0d41db963bddea8478435f.jpg
>sauerCOLESLAW

>>21424451
My formerly local hotdog stand (they moved when the area gentrified… to the junkyards lmao) "make their own" cheez whiz in a slow cooker to slather on hotdogs. My guess is that it's just American cheese and milk. They also ladle that goop onto scrambled eggs, omelettes, fries and whatever else they have on the menu.
Do you hate them, too?

>>21424503
>Do you hate them, too?
I do.

>>21424509
: (
I guess it's apt that they're based literally in a junkyard now, then.

>>21424375 (OP)
>fermented cabbage
>in a jar
>quick search takes to listing of sauerkraut
OP and others were fucking retarded again

>>21424451
>>21424451
>has never had a chili cheese dog before
This thread fucking sucks

>>21424556
no its coleslaw

>>21424391
the picture is fucking sauerkraut, not coleslaw. coleslaw has mayo and other shit mixed in there

>>21424572
no its coleslaw
it says so in the filename

>>21424572
No.

eatin some slaw with my pulled pork

>>21424618
Tell us about it

>>21424618
Nice meal, cunt.

Retards

I like my slaw with vienna sausages mixed in!

>>21424375 (OP)
Chop a cabbage and grated some carrots.

Whisk Worcestershire, vinegar, and mayo together.

Refrigerate the dressing for approximately 4 hours before you cram it up your ass.

>>21424707
Doesnt sound very appealing. Last time I got worcesterchire sauce in there, I had old english farts for a week.

>>21424707
>Refrigerate the dressing for approximately 4 hours before you cram it up your ass.
Is this part of the recipe necessary or can I skip it?

>>21424728
>>21424724
You need to cram it good, otherwise your farts leak.

>>21424743
is there a better way to get it in there than just shoveling it in with a spoon?

>>21424780
Sush-E-Z

>>21424782
I had to ask Microsoft Copilot what this is because Google couldn't find it. Turns out you're retarded and its called Sushezi, but sure. I'll try it out.

>>21424780
That other guy is not me.

My mommy hack is to just cram with your hands.

>>21424786
I'm not so retarded that I actually bought the thing to know how its name is meant to be written. I just remember watching a video of the thing aeons ago and how its name was said, just not the spelling.

Grate cabbage
Add a lot of salt and maybe sugar to it so it starts releasing water and gets soft
Press out the remaining liquid
Add some vinegar and oil

>>21424576
filename implies there's too much vinegar in that coleslaw

>>21424375 (OP)
There’s a place in Grayling, Michigan called Rays BBQ. It’s a beautiful place right on the AuSable River.

Ray’s has this coleslaw with blue cheese in it. It sounds weird but it’s amazing. I’ve attempted to recreate it many times to no avail.

>>21425049
There's no vinegar in sauerkraut, tho, and that doesn't have enough mayonnaise to be coleslaw.

>>21424451
it's a delicacy in Lynwood

for an embarrassingly long time, i thought coleslaw was "cold slaw" and everybody was just saying it fast

>>21425212
you're like an unleavened bread

>>21425436
It comes from the German word for cabbage, kohl.

>>21425450
I'm Gwen Stefani?

alright guys
i admit it
the OP is actually sauerkraut
i will release a public apology video this afternoon