Thread 21425609

You ever notice how no one eats plain Corn Flakes anymore?

>>21425609 (OP)
Do people eat cereal anymore?

>>21425611
Not really, but the people that still do eat cereal never eat corn flakes

>>21425609 (OP)
Did you also notice your mother moaning very loudly at night? It's because of me.

Corn flakes were designed to prevent masturbation, but nowadays every one's a tosser

>>21425609 (OP)
you can't buy em any more, they've been replaced by tons of super sweet alternatives. I like cereal occasionally... as a dessert, with some fruit and maybe some granola.... and without any of those nasty marshmallows or whatever

>>21425631
why you always lyin

>get hard one
>almost break tooth

Fool me once you niggers

Cause it's expensive as fuck
They don't even sell it in a lot of places either
t. eater of cornflakes

Btw did you know cornflakes has 4 whole grams of sugar in it per serving? I thought this shit had zero. Why does it even have sugar and 4 grams at that? That's a lot of sugar when I don't think it even makes a difference in taste

>>21425609 (OP)
Well, Have you ever noticed everyone is a brown person? Go look at every elementary to junior high school. There is only half white kids. Good luck friends.

>>21425634
how brittle are your teeth? are you a woman?

>>21425609 (OP)
this is a new generation of gooners. Corn Flakes, begone!

I never see them in stores anymore and I haven't for years
It's always frosted flakes or something
I'd have to order online if I wanted them

>>21425643
>Why does it even have sugar and 4 grams at that?
because corn has sugar in it
where the fuck do you think corn syrup comes from?

>>21425714
sugar is added to it

>>21425609 (OP)
I like frosted flakes

>>21425718
Mixing corn flakes with frosted flakes is the way.

for me it's oat crisp

>>21425643
Wheaties taste much better and have the same sugar content

>>21425609 (OP)
I did for a while with strawberries and a bit of heavy cream on the bottom of the bowl if no milk was available

It seems like people collectively stopped eating cereal for breakfast. But it seemed to happen independently of the media because you don't really hear this mentioned. It's really odd.

I've loved plain corn flakes since I was a kid. But they are overpriced for something not so filling. Oats are a lot cheaper and more nutritious even at minuscule amounts.

>>21425974
> people collectively stopped eating cereal for breakfast.

I've noticed this too.
When I was a kid, 35 now, anyway, we ate cereal morning noon and night. All the fucking time. My kids won't touch the stuff. I've tried "healthy" cereal and the goyest of the slop. They simply won't eat it. Neither will any of their friends.
I won't either, because am an adult, but I find the situation strange.

>>21425623
You're a great masseur anon thanks

>>21425699
>69 calories
Keked.

>>21425643
Dr John Kellogg originally had them with no sugar because he didn't want people to get excited and masturbate. His brother took the recipe, mass marketed it with some added sugar for flavor, and eventually his brother won the rights to the name Kellogg.

True story. That's why it has sugar.

>>21426186
Graham Crackers were originally unsweetened for that specific purpose as well. It seemed to be a popular belief at the time.

>>21426201
>asking an ai to confirm what could easily be confirmed with a search
we're doomed

>>21426428
>Searching what could easily be confirmed with an encyclopedia
it was over before it even began

i switched to oats, better for you anyway

>>21425974
american obesity has sky rocketed. you have to be a soldier or roofing to still eat bread for breakfast