Thread 21425755

No other root beer compares.

>>21425755 (OP)
Barq's

>>21425758
?

>>21425755 (OP)
>haha look I posted it again. I purposely spelled Barg's as Bang's to troll people in to thinking I can't read cursive. I am so funny!

>>21425759
It's "Barq's". Not "bang's"

>>21425755 (OP)
>root beer
pig disgusting

>>21425755 (OP)
For me, it's oliet bang's. It's superior because it's made with aged thyme leaves.

>>21425784
For you it's me fucking you in the ass till you bleed and fart cum and blood all over my dick

>>21425764
No it's bangs

>>21425802
That's what I always thought?

>>21425802
It isn't though. It's Barq's

>>21425808
I'm pretty sure it's Bangs.

>>21425812
I'm pretty sure you don't know how to read cursive

>>21425815
He’s right, it’s “Bangs”.
Nobody would call their shit Barqs.

>>21425755 (OP)
I'm an IBC man myself.
>>21425758
You must be over 18 to post here.

>>21425822
I thought it was barg's

>>21425825
You can’t read cursive.

I am 100% positive it is Barq's

>>21425764
nufag

It literally says barqs on the screen when you go to check out.
I’m glad I’m not a subhuman “bangs” drinker
But a proud barqbarian

>>21425822
...you still can't read cursive, you dumbass mcfuck face

>>21425764
>>21425759
>>21425758
This whole bullshit thread just so OP could pretend he can't read.
How fucking cute.
He probably prefers Mug like a normal person anyway.
Thread is shit.
nopumps

>>21425804
>?

You don't even seem sure of that. Get it together and learn the rules of the language.

>>21425943
your mom can pretend it can't read

>>21425943
It's Bangs.
You're just upset that you can't read the white man's secret language.

>>21425758
>>21425763
>>21425764
>>21425808
IT'S BANG'S YOU ILLITERATE FUCKING

>>21425996
>>21425937
>>>/lit/

There's literally sticks of dynamite on the can.
It's Bangs.

>>21426008
>2/10 low effort bait that made me reply
>>>/r9k/
please go there and never come back

>>21426008
Those are root beer barrels

>>21425930
>Nufaq
It's literally for Not Understanding Frequently Asked Questions

>>21425937
That's not what mine says.

It's Bangs

>>21426031
https://thebarqsrootbeer.com/
try their official website, show me your screenshot of that

Off topic but is Soda the best beverage of all time?

>>21426049
reported of off topic post

>>21426049
reported

>>21426047
That link glows.
Go data harvest on /pol/

>>21425777
>cheering unopened bottles

Even if it's officially spelled "Barq's" people still call it Bang's because that's what it reads like and is easy for people to say. "Barq's" isn't a word, it's not even recognized by spellcheck. Bang's has always been the standard in informal lexicon. You'd only ever use "Barq's" in legal documents or other highly formal contexts. But it's Bang's in every day conversation. "Barq's" fags ITT are only revealing themselves to be turd worlders mad that they blew their cover. If you were white, you'd know it's Bang's.

>>21426031
Holy fuck

>>21426063
if you were white you'd be able to read cursive

>>21426063
This

>>21426028
What sort of barrels are red? Explosive barrels.

>>21425755 (OP)
>Bangs
I feel like you're trying to bait somebody into posting this image. I suppose I'll oblige.

>>21426047
Are you sure you spelled it right?

>>21426077
>https://thebarqsrootbeer.com/
yes

>>21426078
https://www.coca-cola.com/us/en/brands/barq-s

>>21426085
Says "URL not found" for me. Terrible bait, m8.

It's crazy to me that some of you seriously think that says "barqs".
How far we've fallen.

It’s fucking Bangs.

https://www.thestreetfoodguy.com/bangs-root-beer/

>>21426087
your mom was terrible b8, faggot

checks out

>>21426130
>BIRTHPLACE OF BARQ'S

>>21426066
We can, which is why we call it Bang's. I don't care about brown opinions in any case.

>>21426132
What a strange typo!

strange ad campaign

i thought it was called barg's

>>21426142
They can spam it all they want, I'm never buying Bang's.

Nothing like an ice cold Bangs after a long day at work to start settling into my relaxing.

There’s explosive barrels on the can. It’s called Bangs.

>>21425755 (OP)
For me it's local very overrated hard to get hipster root beer with whimsical name and corporate art label

>>21425755 (OP)
It's a good way to start the morning

>bangfags
Fuck off. Root beer begins and ends with an ice cold can of MVG.

>>21426659
That's Mug, not MVG

>>21426659
I love Mug's

>>21426659
MV6 bros....

Wait, you mean that’s not called Bangs?

I’ve always heard that brand referred to as “Bangs”.

>>21425755 (OP)
Lmao @ illiterate ppl who don't know cursive pronouncing this "barks" hahahaha

>>21425784
Are those the titular oliet?
Likely, considering it's even FAMOUS old thyme

>>21425758
>>21425764
>newfags first day on /ck/

>>21425758
woof woof haaah haaah haaah

>>21426818
They’re products of public schools.
It’s crazy to me that people can’t read cursive.

>>21426836
Why are you replying to me babe?

>every person on this site: "How come everything on TV and theaters are soulless remakes we seen before"
>same people :"Heh i'm going to make that Barq's thread again for the 500000th time and post the same retarded posts again"

Love me some Barq's

>>21427018
Bangs

>>21427041
Barq's

>>21427065
You can’t read cursive?
It’s clearly Bangs.

>>21427041
>>21427065
You think? I always thought it was Bargs

It's 8arq's you fucking idiots

Bang's root beer

>>21427106
Is this a different brand?
Bangs comes in the silver can with the red barrels of TNT on it.

>>21427108
I think it's a knockoff from the Dollar Tree's

You're all retarded.
It's clearly Bonq's.

>>21427106
bar9 energy drink?

>>21426031
>>21426078
Brought a tear to my eye, bless you anon

It’s Bangs.

>>21425755 (OP)
IT'S NOT BANGS IT'S NOT BANGS IT'S NOT BANGS IT'S NOT BANGS stop it, it's not funny iT IS BARQ'S stop it

In Detroit its called bangs.
Maybe its like one of those soda/pop/coke things?

>>21427613
Bonk's?

>>21426132
Back in the olden times, the Latin character "R" was used for both "R" and "N" consonants, similar to how "V" could repesent either a "V" or "U" sound, or how "s" briefly got replaced by a funny looking "f" during the 1700s.

I'm failing to see how this can possibly be read as "diet barq's". Learn to read, dumbasses.

>>21427668
Oliet bangs is too fizzy.

>>21426051
>>21426054
Isn't there some gay rule where you can't announce you're reporting something? I've never understood the lame shit here like that.

>>21426065
Who is this guy? What's he laughing at? Who does his hair????

>>21427686
ur too gay

>>21426088
How do you really see an 'n' and a 'g' there?
Maybe if you're drunk and squinting and really TRYING to see 'Bangs' you can I guess. But you're just announcing you're retarded.

I'll never understand the stubborn contrarianism on this site. This stupid thread just keeps going because really immature people keep posting 'Bangs', like it's funny or something.
We all really know it's Barq's. They say it out loud on the commercials. "Barq's has bite".

But some little incel weeb faggot will undoubtedly challenge it again. They'll reply to this very post. Perhaps claiming they didn't really read all of it yet still need to respond. You can always count on this stupid place.

>>21426132
"Computer, show me the preview of my wiki edit. I'm not actually going to change anything of course, lest my IP be locked out of editing privileges."

>>21426286
lol, you're an incel weeb faggot. You'll never touch another person's genitals in your entire life, "fren".

>>21427718
Bangs

>>21426694
You've never "heard" that, audibly speaking. You've heard barks.

>>21427724
There’s explosive barrels on the can.

>>21426786
>lol, spelling things wrong on purpose is '4chan tradition'! If you resist dumbing everything down you're 'new'! Lvnk m0@uR!

>>21427718
Too long, didn't read.
Hide the thread if it bothers you, you dense cunt.
...girls like you should be on /fit/ not /ck/

>>21427726
When dealing with plurals, we'd use *are*, not *is*. So "there's barrels" makes you come off like a trashy moron.

There are explosive barrels. But they're casks actually. You can tell because there are no fuses and also it wouldn't make any SENSE!

>>21427736
They’re fucking red.
Explosive barrels are always red.

>>21427734
Hey, 'dense cunt' guy's ban is over. Can't wait for the next one. Of course you're also the anon who posits that everyone is female. So it would follow that you think these 'bangs' threads are funny and you defend them.
Kill yourself, incel.

>>21427736
Why would those be coffins?

>>21427739
What is this, Donkey Kong logic? Grow up, faggot. You're being a baby.

>>21427740
Wait, I thought the 'dense cunt' thing was a /ck/ meme, like 'wa la.' Other people have been saying that all day long on /ck today.

>>21427742
It's Bangs root beer logic.
Why would it not have explosive barrels, it's called "Bangs".

>>21427657
sauce?

>>21425996
>hahaha I'm defending my trolling/stupidity to the death, watch me die on this hill.

>>21427854
Bangs

>>21427729
>>21425937
>>21427854
>election tourists get called out
>”y-yeah but it’s not a meme, it’s someone making a mistake pretending it’s a meme, I’m very smart”
Many such cases

>>21427887
>>>/trash/

>>21425764
>>21425758
>>21425808
its bangs cant you read

>>21427635
I fucking love BONK

>>21427736
>When dealing with plurals, we'd use *are*, not *is*. So "there's barrels" makes you come off like a trashy moron.
Oh look, an ESL who understands grammar but does not understand slang.

Nothing better than an ESL with a little bit education proving the midwit theory true once again.

I dont understand how people can look at that and think it says barqs.

>>21427897
That board didn’t exist before 2016 so I don’t bother going there

For me, it's Buzz.

>>21426008
Lmao

It makes me so sad that this many people don’t understand this post. Where have my people gone?

>>21427704
I think the idea is to not feed a troll. Announcing reports causes tards to double down on their tardedness and shit a thread up more.

>>21428167
this thread has been shit from the beginning

>>21426286
I need the video where she's bitching about people bitching about her not seasoning her food.

It’s Bangs.
Always has been Bangs.

>>21425755 (OP)
>toothpaste in a can

>>21428627
The fuck are people finding root beer flavored toothpaste? That sounds amazing and I want some.

Listen for yourselves, retards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwpQqe8Q6ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MONBZYR-se8

>nope, huh huh, it's Bang's!

Stubborn incel contrarians: The Thread.

>>21428637
>achshually-ing a joke
you’re really fun to be around, huh

>>21428648
Not as fun as this HILARIOUS thread!! You see, the 'joke' is that we all know it's Barq's but it's 'funny' to pretend it's Bang's!! I AM fun to be around after all! I understand the comedy now.

>>21428646
Bangs

>>21428654
Yes, you're a virgin manchild and you always will be. This is as close as you'll ever get to a 'bang'. lol

>>21428653
He actually thinks it's Barqs

>>21428656
You didn't watch the commercials provided.

>>21428653
>complete meltdown
tourists are super easy to spot this summer, kind of cringe

>>21428655
At least he can read cursive.

>>21428664
I wish. This place has always been cringe. The anime faggots, the contrarianism, the grown men being 'cute' with misspelled words. You clearly love all that because you're younger and dumber and have never had sex.

>>21428669
It’s “Bangs”.

>>21428669
>anime faggots
>always
This is how we know you’re new.
>but it’s 4chan!
Knowers know that for the longest time you just couldn’t even post anime here.

>>21428637
I heard it as "Barg's". Not even trying to be ironic. Maybe the audio is messed up or something it those videos

>>21428721
AI slop

>>21425937
So you can Photoshop, big deal, it's still Bang's

>>21428664
You mean like >>21428648 ?
Yeah.

>>21428637
LOL
The creator of the .gif image format insists that it's pronounced "jiff", but no one ever called it that. North Korea insists on being called democratic but no one does that. Completely meaningless NPC argument, as expected from a "barq's"tard

>>21428967
I mean .gif is obviously GIFF because there’s already a .jif. If .gif is JIFF what would .jif be? YIFF?

I've been calling it Bang's since 1898

Imagine thinking it’s called barqs.

It says bangs.
It has powder kegs on the label.
The guy who invented it is named Edward Bangs.

In what world would it be called “barqs”?