Thread 21426868

Where and when is the next /ck/ meet up? Maybe we can host multiple ones at multiple cities simultaneously? Let’s brainstorm and come up with a /ck/ meet up for 2025!

Criteria: must be a public place like say a park that has public grills and picnic tables.

What to bring: a bag of chips, cookies in a store sealed container. A case of soda or bottled water. Some lunch meats and cheeses from your local deli. Fruit or vegetable tray from a store. A box of at least 1 dozen tendies from a fast food restaurant. A bucket of fried chicken. A watermelon or cantaloupe. A sportsball or something to play catch with. A deck of cards.

Let’s have a picnic /ck/

So everyone start proposing places in your city, then once these places are determined we will make a copy pasta that we will distribute to other boards letting them know that they are all invited to our /ck/ picnic for 2025 in their city. What say you /ck/?

Laurelhurst Park, Portland, OR, USA

>>21426868 (OP)
Flint, MI

Franklin County Seafood Landing Park, Apalachicola, FL, USA

>>21426868 (OP)
Gary Indiana

>>21426889
>>21426895
These are specific and what we need.

Sydney Australia

>>21426889
Beautiful park anon… and you can fish there too!

>>21426868 (OP)
Quad Cities, Iowa

>>21426868 (OP)
The first and last time anons met up was when this website was ruined. Don't do it.

>>21426895
Don’t see any picnic tables, so I guess bring a few of those.

Who’s cooking the stingray?

>>21426868 (OP)
Hermann Park, Houston Texas
I wanna say Bayshore park in Baicliff for fishin but that'd probably be too far south

>>21426923
Perhaps if we do it again the curse will be lifted?

>>21426930
Doubt.

I’ll come. Wherever in the 48.

>>21426928
Looks like /n/ is invited

thread hidden in advance
go back to >>>/soc/ faggots

Ill bring great water based lube for the goon sesh and some vitamin water to rehydrate.

>>21426868 (OP)
I will bring the brownies

>>21426970
They must be sealed and bought at a grocery store! No /k/ brownies!

>>21426868 (OP)
Nehru park, new delhi, india.

>>21426981
Looks much better than I imagined. Is this a wealthy part of town?

>>21426973
always down for a bump of k

>>21427003
“Bump” on this website refers to cocaine.

>>21426987
There are many good parks in metropolitan cities of India, it's a big country not everything can be bad. This park in particular looks better now because it was reconstructed for G20 summit.

I can only imagine how this would go. A bunch of autistic retards spamming and yelling memes IRL that get spammed to death here because none of you have basic social skills

>>21426868 (OP)
>then once these places are determined we will make a copy pasta that we will distribute to other boards letting them know that they are all invited to our /ck/ picnic for 2025 in their city
Just speaking for myself I’d be much less likely to go if it’s advertised to other boards. I’d go to chat about cooking and enjoy some good food, and would worry about potential sketchiness from non-CK posters

>>21426923
nobody bring cum brownies, please

>>21427027
This. I can't imagine talking to residents of /pol/

>>21427034
You mean like you do already? In every blue board? You want anons to meet and maybe you’ll all learn how to get along.

>>21427053
I have went a few times on /pol/ and some other boards, I don't think it will turn out well if they are invited. The meetup aim should not be for building a unity among people of different interests, it should be focused on meeting of people with similar interest so it's more fun.

>>21427067
Don’t you understand that pol always hides their power level? If they’re willing to touch grass, then they are capable of being nice.

>>21427069
This is a good point, i would still prefer them not to be invited to be sure of a good time but if one wants to take risk then your thought could make sense.

>>21427080
The extreme autists are afraid of their own shadow, you wouldn’t encounter them.

>>21426868 (OP)
Are you going to be the organizer? How much does your wife enjoy Chinese food? Think very carefully before you answer.

>>21427308
I remember that thread
what a guy haha

>>21427316
His excuse details have continued "evolving" over the past year. So, another quiz question for OP...

How long is appropriate for an event organizer/host to stay at his own party?
>A) First to arrive, last to leave, no man left behind.
>B) At least a few hours... as long as it's clear that the guests' needs are all accounted for before you go.
>C) Five minutes, tops?

>>21426868 (OP)
>public grills
You mean public toilets?

I’ll make and bring my award winning jizz casserole. Technically not vegan but it’s cool with me.

Woodward Park in Fresno, California. A good central location for all California anons.

>>21426868 (OP)
I don't understand what this guy is asking. You bring a chimney and some charcoal and light it, just like you would your charcoal grill at home.

If it's not in the Southern US, I'm not going.
I'll travel a state over, but no more than that.
SC represent

>>21427401
Beautiful park anon

>>21427467
there is nothing beautiful in fresno

>>21427308
There is no organizer and there will be multiple locations. Those saying the locale will show up at that park and post a more specific location within that park along with some landmarks to look for.

Now the real question: when will this take place? I say noon local time on a Saturday. To give everyone enough time to plan let’s do it in August. Question is, what weekend?

>>21426915
I will inject cum in the lamingtons

>>21426868 (OP)
>public grills
Ahh yes, the tiny dumpster/toilet/bonfire.

>>21426868 (OP)
Fairground park St. Louis Missouri. Runner up o’fallon park as the grills can go quick at fairground

>>21427490
>toilet
Fuck you I use these things on the regular and will now never get that thought out of my head.
Damn you, asshole, damn you

>>21427543
Nice park

Ololkoy beach park. All the amenities required and within a few hours of driving of the most anons population wise

>>21426950
OPs fat wife is going to make him leave early so she can try some shitty takeout place anyway. I wouldn't bother.

>>21427556
The beauty of California is incomparable!

Not texas. Dont need that faggot not showing up again. Im outside of Chicago and i WILL show up if its a weekend so somewhere around there. Wisconsin even.

>>21427574
Name a park anon.

>>21427338
A.

Its his fucking party.

>>21427574
The organizer isn’t showing up at any of the locations because there is no organizer. See>>21427476

>>21427577
Busse woods

>>21427568
Yeah and you can rent that giant gazebo thing that fits like 50 people. Plus it’s got one of those gigantic open pit Santa Maria bbq things could grill enough for an army. Plus the weather is the best in the country. Zero chance of rain, etc.

What if you guys suggested multiple locations because 1 place 3000 miles from the center of the country is kinda dumb.

>>21427588
Nice park! You can have drone and rc airplane autism there!

>>21427024
I feel like this board would be far in the other direction where you all try too hard to be normies or cool guys

>>21427600
It’s a /ck/ pride world wide picnic meet up. There’s bound to be one near you. We might even get Indian /ck/ to meet up too!

>>21427596
Oxnard was always impressive. Beautiful place, great weather. You have it too good over there. I hope the ck anons in that area start to rsvp

>>21427601
Huh i guess there is. I was only there once. Its incredibly popular

>>21426868 (OP)
>so everyone start proposing places
in your mom

pop tarts

>>21427612
I’m liking some of these parks that people are suggesting. This one had elk in it!

>>21427610
Thanks anon. I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment, bonus is it’s far enough away from the super urban faggotry of Los Angeles. I’ll pitch in to rent the gazebo thing as well

>>21427568
>California

Sorry but I would rater not get stuck in the foot by a discarded HIV positive heroin needle

>>21427623
You’re the Oxnard captain. You’ll help make it happen. Which weekend in August do you propose that we do this? Early means that we don’t compete with the start of the football season and you’ll probably get more anons out.

My plan is to make a big picture with text of all these various meet up places. And post that copy/pasta announcement in other places until we generate interest.

>>21427627
There will be other locations in the continental US and one in India anon. Take your pic

riverside state park in spokane

Im not traveling nore than 50 miles for this shit

>>21427628
August 10th

Batman Park, Melbourne. Make it on a Saturday and we could just join the church bbq for homeless.

>>21427634
Beautiful!

>>21427640
That’s a Sunday anon… don’t you wanna do this on the 9th so that anons have time to travel back?

>>21427644
Shitposters are excellent. Have you ever performed a hook turn?

>>21427644
>bbq for the homeless
do you get to flog them and kick them in the ass?

>>21427649
I’ve performed a hook turn at a normie intersection.

>>21427655
Based. Melbourne seems interesting.

>>21427645
Yeah the 9th works

do something in europe, why always the us

>>21426924
there are tables to the left of the ramp, or I can drive some over

>>21427663
Awesome. We now have the when and multiple wheres.

Saturday August 9th at noon at various parks. We will have anons posting pics of their meet up with CIA black highlighters on everyone’s faces so as to keep everyone anonymous.

The what is obvious: a pot luck picnic. I might order a bunch of different pizzas for my local meet up. Hope more people rsvp for their local park.

>>21427665
You’re the Apalachicola captain. Make it happen.

>>21427664
Suggest a park.

>>21427476
August 9th, I will be at the aforementioned Franklin County Seafood Landing Park in Apalachicola, FL, USA

>>21427670
i´m not gonna chose a park rn but i could organise something in paris. i guess most people from here are in the us but it´s so much easier to travel in europe, if someone organised something in germany or spain i could easily get 15 euro flight there

>>21426970
ill bring the gun

>>21427679
You gotta name the place, you’re the paris captain now

>>21426868 (OP)
the parking lot of the amtrak station in tacoma

>>21427683
haha, alright, when i have more time i my actually try it. but if you´re the same guy who organised the first meet up and then left to eat chinese food with his wife, you´re an asshole. if i actually traveled out there and this happened, i´d follow you and set your car on fire

>>21426868 (OP)
The "public grills" intended use is for park staff to incinerate dog shit in, I sure hope you don't actually use them for food preparation.

anyone here in the dc area?

>>21427694
He also got a good man arrested that day

>>21427693
/n/ would definitely attend

And you have a restaurant right there!

>>21427316
God damn I hate that fat fuck.

>>21427666
Damn. Satan speaks. Sorta doubt any anon shows up, but I’ll be there, nevertheless.

>>21427811
Don’t fret we will post the info and ask anons to post if they are coming.

>nobody on /ck/ is in Ohio
It's over.

>>21427837
Ohio is a nice food state too.

>>21427837
What about skyline?

Ok. so this is what I got so far. Any other anons want to be your location's captain?

>>21427837
there used to be an Ohio liquor store anon that made threads a couple years ago

>>21426868 (OP)
Newfag here. Do these actually happen? Isn't meeting strangers over 4chan dangerous.

>>21427627
Its ok the HIV dies after like 20 mins. Very very unlikely to get AIDS from stepping on a needle :)

>>21427934
>/ck/ US Tour
>Summer 2025

who's bringing the brownies?

I'm only coming if we can wear suits and go to a really nice restaurant (the kind you have to wear a suit at).

nobody lives near me so no meetups

>>21428443
>india and australia not noticed
Typical

>>21426868 (OP)
I don't want to meet any of you incel faggots. Enjoy your fedora katana chicken nuggets convention. Sip your energy drinks and compare notes on your favorite Doritos dust while hating women and lying about how you don't tip.

>>21428249
These do happen
They aren’t dangerous
Only the socially competent posters attend
Those with social anxiety post that they stayed in their car far away because they were too scared to come out.
Touch grass, meet frens, eat food

>>21428450
Why would ANYONE go now? Why would anyone eat if they did go? That shit is exactly why this place will always suck. There's always someone like that who will fucking cum in the batter and then laugh at everyone who trusted him and ate a brownie. It's a brownie. Who can resist?
What a fucking asshole. Until I saw that I really thought maybe it'd be cool. Three happening in the PNW. Not now. Enjoy eating fucking cum, cumrades.

>>21428685
>they aren't dangerous
>>21428450

>>21426889
I'll come if you guys do this

>>21426923
When was the Boston Fail Party again? There has never and will never be a successful 4chan meetup. Even the old Otakon panels were pure cancer.

>>21428691
That’s why you don’t eat anything homemade

>>21428692
Oregon now has a meet up!

>>21428685
>frens

No thanks. The frogposters who identify with all that 'fren' shit are usually racist chud incels. I actually do social shit because I'm normal. Anyone who proudly associates themselves with this sewer does not want to be normal. I have nothing in common with 95% of the user base here these days. I only keep coming because it's a free speech forum with no registration and because I remember the better times over a decade ago. It only gets worse each year as the people who made the place interesting once are long gone and more and more extremists migrate here for /pol/ and then discover the other boards and shit them up. My personal life and 4chan will never overlap.

>>21428718
Be not afraid, the extremists don’t show up to these things.

Nah I'm a gay and you people hate gays so have fun

>>21428786
Not true, everyone loved cowboy last year.

>>21426889
Is this no longer an open air drug market / homeless encampment? It was bad at one point and neighbors were getting into it with local antifa-ggots trying to prevent them from cleaning up their own neighborhood.

>>21428718
Frogposters were here long before the election tourists, pal

>>21426921
Hey 563 bro

>jeets

The internet is so ruined now.

>>21428786
>>21428791

>>21426868 (OP)
Come to New York so I can kick your fucking ass.

>>21427934
The nearest one is five hour drive from me...should I go?

>>21427934
FL anon here.
Could the Apalachicola anon amend his choice to a more southerly FL location other than all the up in the pan handle. If there are any private pilot anons here, I'd gladly ride wit u and buy gas.

Imo it's safer to go to an event as a group or host the park meetup while something else is going on nearby. I don't trust you fools without more witnesses around
>>21427644
Like this

>>21427029
J/k I meant to type please god somebody bring the cum brownies

>>21427934
>3 hour drive to meet a bunch of stuck-up faggots
Tempting, I could even bring some chips and dip

>>21427934
>Another Grapevine meet
I feel like it’s cursed to do TX meetups now

>>21428858
Guess my twink legs weren’t thick enough? Luckily there was never a rear view of me

I wish I can come frens. But I live in Europe.

>>21426893
I'm from Dearborn MI.
Let's be friends :3c

>>21427664
I’m in Warsaw right now and a meet up here would be great. Żabka offers a good amount of foods and they’re everywhere. But an Auschwitz tour followed by lunch would be even better.

>>21428985
>But an Auschwitz tour followed by lunch would be even better.

>>21428969
San An and Austin have plenty of nice spots, but who is going to "captain" them

>>21427837
i am but i am going to be in Apalachicola

>>21429011
You

>>21429021
I easily crumple, it would need a stronger captain

Nothing in WI?

>>21429061
You can’t be any worse than the fat fuck who bailed last year. That was still a success. Just name a park anon.

>>21429065
Chicago has a meet up

>>21428863
Fort Greene Park?

>>21428969
I’m in Grapevine; what’s so cursed about it? The Freemasons?

I live in appalachia, no one else is ever from appalachia

>>21429090
Being in DFW

>>21429072
I'd choose the river, probably Auditorium or Shoal, dunno anything about their policy on portable grills as it's Austin though

>>21429101
I live in Minden, Nevada. Ain't shit close to me.

>>21429118
Alright, you’re the captain. Keep telling everyone about your meet up at that location. Local anons will bring punch and pie

>>21427934
>>21429074
Who is organizing the Chicago meetup?

>>21428728
lol ok

>>21429136
nta but i ain't driving from vegas to come meet you buddy

>>21426868 (OP)
I'd sooner meet up with my local crackheads than anybody from 4chan.

>>21429174
What's the difference

>>21429138
Fuck

>>21426868 (OP)
> then once these places are determined we will make a copy pasta that we will distribute to other boards letting them know that they are all invited to our /ck/ picnic for 2025 in their city.
lol do not do this. if they don’t come here then don’t invite them. they won’t as anything good; just cum in the brownies.

>>21426896
I live in Gary Idiana

>>21429218
I organized a 8pol meetup back in 2016. everyone was normal enough to not cum in peoples food. worst part was some guy who fucked trannies tried to take over the group to form a secret society who lived in perpetual fear of chicago power brokers. i met my wife there and now we have a kid.

>>21429218
Who’s sneaking in booze?

>>21429220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z39WxjSW75A
How often do you hear this from day to day?

>>21429162
>>21427612
>>21427588
This guy

>>21427934
Alright. I'll host the AZ one. Paloma community park. I've done multiple cook alongs here and even made a Luther burger (with burnt bacon) I also smoke a turkey every year but did brine it too long this time and fucked it up. I'll bring pulled pork, rolls, and bbq sauce with a friendly negro on the bottle. Bring your fishing gear and maybe if there is enough of us we could try a kickball game on one of the lighted fields.

>>21429277
Based Arizona captain

>>21429277
I would have to reserve and pay for a ramada though so the sooner anyone shows any interest the better. It's also extremely family friendly, kids fishing is no license required and there is a splash pad/water play place next to the gigantic jungle gym.

>>21429258
Actually it's mostly just AI generated mumble rap

I only moved here so that I could hopefully get shot

>>21429101
i'm over here in marietta

>>21427588
Are you looking to do this as more of a /ck/ exclusive event, or did you intend to host other boards? If it’s a /ck/ event I’d have more interest in doing some higher effort things vs tendies and store bought cookies.

>>21429330
Diversity is our strength anon. You’ll have all sorts of interesting fellows to talk to about various subjects in which they may be a self proclaimed expert in.

>>21429101
I live near Cass WV but I'm a shut in

>>21429330
>>21429399
I disagree. I think this should be a /ck/ exclusive event. Maybe we can invite /fit/ or a few other crossboarders and teach them how to cook.

>>21429451
Someone already posted it on /pol/

>>21427795
>gyros
>pizza
mfw were getting banana shrimp pizza

>>21429107
>Being in DFW
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

I'm never close to any fucking meetups
At the same time, a lot of meetups turn up disastrous - especially /k/ and the semen brownies

>>21429451
>invite /fit/ or a few other crossboarders and teach them how to cook.
>/fit/
What is so hard about cooking brown rice, boiling a chicken breast, and steaming some broccoli. It hits all the macros.

>>21429478
Dfw is a place you go to work and get rich, not a place to enjoy living.

t. Lives in Fort Worth

>>21429487
>Rice
Enjoy your arsenic carbohydrates chink slop

>>21429489
>t. Lives in Fort Worth
That's you're problem.
t. Dallas Chad

>>21429490
>eat rice grown outside of California
ngmi

>>21429500
>eating
Ok fatso

>>21429497
Dallas itself sucks cock, the outskirts are decent

>>21429462
I laughed but please don't say that it's real.

>>21429517
It’s real alright.

>>21429503
That's some big talk coming from someone in Ft. Worth. Did you go watch the senile cows march down the road (aka stockyards) today?
Dallas is way better than Ft. Worth will ever be.

>>21429526
Why assume things, I'm not that other anon and stationed in Georgetown just giving it to you straight

>>21429526
The entire dfw metroplex is great for economic outlook and an otherwise terrible place to live in.

t. Been in DFW my entire life before the texpress lanes were built and I-35W had left hand exits of off I-820

Other places are far prettier and better wether but don’t have the same business climate that Texas does. It’s why we’re so full and constantly building more warehouses and apartments. My home went from $140,000 20 years ago to $356,000 now. I don’t understand how normies moving here are even making it. The best things in our state is $$$, HS football, and Tex-Mex

WeMre on our way to following California’s path if we aren’t careful.

>>21429526
Dallas is banned. Unless throw hands man shows up to beat the shit out of the Dallas Cuckout.
>>21429522
Post proof. Hoping that the thread is a goner by now.

>>21429327
>>21429419
SWVA/East TN

>>21429543
>I don’t understand how normies moving here are even making it.
Californians are selling their homes and moving here to buy a "luxury" shitbox in Frisco, McKinney, Prosper, Celina, etc. 121 is almost as bad as 35 during rush hour, and those "luxury" shitholes are pretty much only accessible via toll roads.

Imagine sitting in 30 mins of traffic to go to a Kroger down the road. That's pretty much North Texas.

>>21429595
Yeah… it’s unbelievable

>>21429624
There's always Sherman, lol. Have a few coworkers that make a daily commute to the mid cities from there. Fucking insane!

>>21429648
Hey! He did the drywall at the McDonald’s in Las Colinas!

>>21428899
This, maybe a more central location. Like Gainesville or Ocala. I also saw the invitation on /pw/.

>>21426889
I'm a couple hours away north of the river but I can probably make that.

>>21428711
>>21428692
>>21429681
Super down. What day/time are we thinking? Also fair warning I didn't verify that it has a grill type thing available. Need to double check on that this weekend when I have time.

>>21428810
I used to commute past there and it seemed chill. Stopped by a few times and never seen anything like that. If anything it's the opposite, yuppy central. Seen weddings there as well.

>>21429701
I've got plans this weekend, maybe next weekend after the 4th? Or is that going to be peak trannyfa mad-at-the-flag season in Portland?

>>21429543
>The entire dfw metroplex is great for economic outlook and an otherwise terrible place to live in.
It fucking sucks here so much. I never realized there were so many DFW people. Its also odd talking to DFW people on the internet, find out their general city and its like a 90 minute drive so nobody ever meets up. The morons in charge fucked up all of the roads making the useful and direct ones toll roads (which aren't American owned) and everything looks fucking identical. The fake and gay brick or stone buildings, the suburbs and houses, hell even the ghettos look identical. Its surreal and I cannot fucking figure out why old people decided to retire in shitass places like downtown DFW.

I'm on the outskirts where people 5 years ago would comment "you live way the fuck out there" to today and its "yeah you're in a dense urban area.

No i'm not driving to fucking grapevine to sit in 100 degree heat to eat storebought garbage with you people. I will get a beer if you're near me though.

>>21429330
>>21429399
>>21429451

>Not inviting /ck/'s husband /co/.

Did something happen? Did they get divorced or something?

>>21429543
>The entire dfw metroplex is great for economic outlook and an otherwise terrible place to live in.
I got that impression on several business trips. Every time I go there I yearn for the upper corners of the country. It seems like the whole place is one big strip mall with interstates running through it.

>WeMre on our way to following California’s path if we aren’t careful.
Buddy you're SPEED RUNNING California. They have much nicer outdoor recreation than you do. All there is to do in DFW is consoooooooom.

>>21427934
August 9th, Austin TX, can we make it happen

Pensacola, FL, mid August

>>21429330
>>21429162
Im chicago anon.

I guest im the host since i suggested busse woods. I want it to just be ck anons. Its a pretty ok board and having pol or v anons would probably shit it up.

Im planning on going to busse woods this weekend to check it out and find out which spot would be best because theres a bunch of them. Its huge place. Also gotta find if they have those grills or if you have to bring your own.

Id bring some dogs and beer and burger stuff. We could make and season the patties there so anons can compare techniques. I will only go to this thing if i have some sort of confirmation that a few other anons are gonna go. Im not going to bring a bunch of food and beer to an empty picnic site. So much closer to the date ill make a thread to check if anyones still interested and commited.

>>21429712
>I never realized there were so many DFW people.
dude we're either the 3rd or 4th largest metro in the USA (competing with Chicago).
>toll roads (which aren't American owned)
Yep all owned by a pension company in Spain. Canada has many toll roads owned by the same company. You want a real mind fuck? Our shitty government made a law saying that even if the road is paid off the toll road company can keep owning it and not have to give it back.
>downtown DFW
literally no such thing
>No i'm not driving to fucking grapevine to sit in 100 degree heat to eat storebought garbage with you people.
BASED
>I will get a beer if you're near me though.
Carrollton K-town area here.

>>21429783
>Our shitty government made a law saying that even if the road is paid off the toll road company can keep owning it and not have to give it back.
Oh I knew about that. Had they raised gasoline tax in 1990 by FIVE GOD DAMN CENTS it would have paid for every toll road in Texas 4 times over by now. Instead we send money to Spain.

>>21429783
Korean corn dogs are amazing

>>21428863
looks good but im more of a flushing fan

>>21428863
Enjoy your new mayor!

>>21429899
Thanks jew

>>21429906
Shalom, goy

>>21427401
hell no. more people live near socal. It should be there.

>>21427588
I'm not going to a 4chan meetup to some place named bussy woods you asshole

>>21427664
So bring up a city faggot. Do you need Americans to do everything for you? We already made this site.

>>21429946
But they named an awesome metal album after it.

>>21426928
Are we the only Houstonians here? I'll go if we can get at least 3 people total. Otherwise I'd be too spooped. Meeting a guy from the internet is how people die.

>>21426868 (OP)
>No home cooked food
>No beer
Lame

>>21429971
>Houston
im the next town north but fuck it i'd turn up

>>21426868 (OP)
Gathering of the Juggalos in Thornville, Ohio August 13-16. All boards meetup

I couldn't imagine meeting any of you freaks IRL

>>21427485
>injecting it
>not mixing it into the chocolate
youre going to ruin the texture of an australian icon you cunt

Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto, anyone?

>>21427793
Qrd?
I followed that saga for the entire weekend and don't remember that detail.

>>21429780
>Id bring some dogs and beer and burger stuff
Assuming life permits, me and my wife would come and probably bring a pizza oven. I know a couple parts of the woods ban alcohol, if it isnt the nature or central area we might be able to make some cocktails assuming the forest dicks confirm alcohol isnt banned through out the forest preserve.

From my experience organizing chan meetups, you probably want to make a telegram channel or something, as these threads can be fickle and it is difficult to keep people together. Also expect half the RSVPs to be no shows.

>>21430082
are you new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

>>21430088
That sounds based!

This way we get a proper head count on who is coming.

>>21429780
From the websites it looks like there's one indoor bathroom with running water. Would be nice to be nearby so hand washing is easy. Would be pretty embarrassing if the takeaway from the /ck/ meetup was food poisoning.

>>21430098
Ah, thx.
Not new, reference just flew over my head.

>>21430082
A bunch of homosexual cowboys showed up and one guy got arrested for bringing weed-infused eggs or something

>>21430140
For some, June 1st, 2024 is a day that will live in infamy.

>>21430088
Ive never used telegram and dont care to start now. Someone else can if they want.

Ill check it out this weekend and see what the vibe is like if alcohol would be easy to get away with.

>>21430156
>Ive never used telegram and dont care to start now. Someone else can if they want.
So you should at least install it and join the channel.

https://t.me/+rbAlTBzcvLI5YTdh

>>21430113
join the telegram channel plz
https://t.me/+rbAlTBzcvLI5YTdh

>>21426868 (OP)
Do it faggots
I am genuinely looking forward to the threads

>>21430156
>if alcohol would be easy to get away with.
btw alcohol is officially allowed in cook county forrest preserves, its just that some ban it.

https://fpdcc.com/about/rules-regulations/alcohol-free-locations-and-alcohol-policy/

Busse Forest-Central
Busse Forest Nature Preserve

are on the list of banned locations but the rest of Busse Forest is not. The spot you posted with the arrow on the map is Busse Forest Central. So it would just be better to find a different area of the woods and call the forest cops to confirm it is legal there.

>>21430140
>>21430149
>>21430082
EggAnon never got the memo about the location change until it was too late... RIP KING

>>21430165
Ok. That image i posted was just something i found so anons can see what the place is like. Idk whats up with the arrows. Looks like just go to south busse and we should be fine for boozin. Just anywhere outside center north.

>>21429543
>I'll have the YO QUIERO! GUACAMOLE please

>>21426893
Can an Ohioanon come too?

I-is there going to be a UK one?

>>21430289
You should host it, brother. Maybe there will. What are you cookin?

>>21429595
Met the head of security/privacy for reddit at a dog park in Amarillo

>>21426889
>Portland, OR

>>21429101
I am :)
I won't say where but I'll say that I have to drive through Cumberland pretty often

Did cali anons decide on a spot?

>>21430863
>>21427934
There's like 4 Cali parks. Can you fags just pick one or two?

>>21427664
Ok BBQ in Stockholm’s djurgården on a weekend

>>21429994
Based. That makes three. I say we follow along with the other groups and shoot for some time in August, tentatively.

>>21429741
>>21429277

>>21430882
Add a picture to the list in a similar fashion on ms paint or some other image editing software please

>>21426868 (OP)
>/ck/ meetup
Last years wasn’t very good.

>>21431191
>5 people hanging our smiling
>not a good thing
I know you're memeing, but you're also wrong.

>>21431197
Newfag.

>>21431191
Moot looking very young.

>>21431197
Ok, Mr Munch.

>>21431219
Who?

>>21431017
Point State Park, Pittsburgh, PA
Bring food and Kayaks.
We can chill and eat around the fountain and then head down along the river.

>>21426889
>Portland
Hope you all get AIDS
>.t Jackson County OR anon

>>21430149
In fairness I think that day would have turned out better if there hadn’t been heavy rain and flooding

>>21431482
True, maybe we should have figured out how to book that party boat kek

>>21431619
Didn't one of them fall overboard and drown?

>>21431674
No, they went out with music and came back in utter silence. You have to understand how difficult that is for their culture to turn the volume down.

>>21428973
Some of you are alright, don't come to the meetup this summer.

>>21431700
I thought they turned the music down because one of their party drowned, and they were in mourning?

>>21431719
No they were scared of the hail storms. And I bet someone lost their wig or their newports

>>21428982
I too am a Dearborn anon. Let's bring some falafel, Hassan

>>21431797
Based fren

>>21430169
I felt so bad for that guy. He had so much anxiety about coming in the first place. He traveled so far but never made it home. RIP egg anon, this cookout is for you.

>>21429497
>pic
Is that why you like Dallas so much?

>>21426868 (OP)
Gaza City

>>21426934
Damn the memories hit hard.
That's the triangle centre in Cashel mall.
All those buildings are gone now

>>21427934
>3 locations within a 3 hour radius
Central WA chads rise up

>>21429705
Just come west to Hillsboro :). Just careful with the Intel Indians
There's cute east Asians tho

rice lake mn

>>21426868 (OP)
Americans can't into proper public BBQ's

>>21432806
>(You
>has to keep putting change into the machine so it works
ngmi

>organising over telegram
So there is no trace when you sell them to organ traffickers?
>>21432908
They are free, retard.

>>21432915
>They are free, retard.
Nope. Why even lie on the internet?

>>21432924
Push a little button and it turns on for an hour, bit annoying if you’re trying to sleep on one in winter.

>>21430942
alright do we have a place to coordinate? I saw someone say August 9th but that doesn't work for me since thats my kids birthday. I am well willing to make plans though and turn up. Probably coordinate off this and using a better platform

>>21432806
If you care about grilling in public, you typically buy a portable grill

Be sure to bring a water Mellon

Can I come to eat and not to cook?

>>21426868 (OP)
There's a pretty nice barbecue place at Sarukurayama Park. Any JP anons interested?
https://www.info-toyama.com/attractions/11082

>>21433687
August 9th it is, then

>>21426868 (OP)
I'll unironically host a grill party in Krakow if anybody's around.

Am more than willing to follow it up with a dinner party at my place if you're cool, too.

>>21434123
no
but u can watch the rest of us eat

>>21428985
Come down to Krakow
>pick up some kielbasa and beer
>rent a bike for 50pln
>cycle down the Wisla
>break down fences for firewood along the way
>avoid straz miejska (city police)
>make a huge fire
>avoid straz miejska (city police)
>get smashed
>avoid straz miejska (city police)
>eat undercooked sausage
>cycle home drunk
>avoid straz miejska (city police)
>start being overly based in the city
>avoid straz miejska (city police)
>???
>avoid straz miejska (city police)

>>21434123
>Can I come to eat and not to cook?
You trust anons enough to eat their food instead of what you brought?

Okinawa, someone?

>>21434123
Yea you can come to hang out. Where would you go to?

>>21434123
At least bring some appetizers

>>21428813
And I was here before you stupid incel frogposters.

>>21431197
That's not a real 4chan meeting.

>>21434123
No anime faggots allowed.

>>21426868 (OP)
Let's be honest, any /ck/ meetups should happen at McDonald's and everyone has to order McChickens. Any other way and you're doing it wrong.

>>21429943
more people means more crackheads and streetwalkers
>t. socal resident

fuck it man
CALIBROS. we are going to Woodward Park in Fresno. It's about a three hour drive from anywhere in California, easy peasy. Bring $5 to weeb out at the Japanese Garden. We can feed the damn ducks. We can Grill. I wanna host, I don't give a fuck, I love meeting internet strangers. Join the fucking discord to plan.
https://discord.gg/MXgm24VJ

>>21434754
>I love meeting internet strangers.
way to pitch your sale, buffalo bill

>>21434757
It's the truth. I once went on a road trip to Oregon sleeping on 4channer's couches. It was a great time. Also spent a week in Ohio with people from /o/, been to random altchan meetups, it's always been chill and interesting. A little awkwardness is par for the course.

Fresnoanon, adding that I'll also have fresh garden produce from my backyard as well as whatever else I catch. Might crosspost to /out/ and /an/ to find some fishingbros who are down.

>>21426868 (OP)
Why would someone grill in a public toilet?

>>21434783
cuz a private one takes too many steps

>>21432908
>>21432924
Basically all in public parks are free if you're not from some impoverished shithole state
You might have to pay on private property like caravan parks but even then, unlikely.

>>21434358
I could probably do Tokyo or Osaka for a cookout, but Okinawa's a little far

>Bangkok
No public bbq's but there is buffet BBQ places
Best Beef On Nut if anyone would be keen
269 baht all you can eat

>>21426981
Sign me up. The weather is good provided there isn't rain.
>>21426987
Yes, it is situated right in the diplomatic enclave. Most relevant embassies are located in areas around this.
>pic
A photo I took of Nehru Park yesterday

>>21426868 (OP)
>what to bring
>cookies in a store sealed container
it's been so long but still wrecks havoc
ain't no one eating anon's cookies anymore, no matter how good they look

>>21427934
>Batman Park
>Busse woods
>New Delhi
All highly concerning location choices

Put down Best Beef On Nut, Bangkok also OP, I'll host it and likely eat alone but that's fine, buffets are the best places to eat alone.

>>21428249
I've met a few people from /trv/ and they are confusingly quite normal irl

>>21426915
>Least dense city on Earth
>People on other sides of the city may as well live in another state
Prince Alfred Park is probably the only decent option here, any beach with PT access is overrun with Lakemba each weekend

Victoria Park, Truro N.S. anyone?

no philly/south jersey location yet? am disappoint

>>21427694
Why are french women like this

>>21434854
So Indian /ck/ meetup is happening?

I know there are NC anons lurking on here.
>Dorothea Dix Park in Raleigh, NC
>go to the newly built Gibson Play Plaza in the park and find the picnic area
>bring Cookout

>>21429497
>>21429526
They're the same city. It's just one city.
>t. flown through, many, many times

any german anons? I'd totally travel up to 100km to meet some smelly Bernds and eat hotdogs with them while chugging malt liquor.

>>21428691
eating cum isn't dangerous at all. so I've heard.

>>21434878
I'd nut on her beef if you know what I'm saying

>>21434195
well then have fun with just 2

I'd be down to meet people in Toronto. Still undecided if I'd eat their cooking, though. Lol

>>21436172
Let's meet in Kingston

Need to bake new bread!

>>21436351
I passed through Kingston on my way to Montreal in winter once. Didn't get to do much, though.

>>21436445
How did you find Montreal? Better than T dot?

el paso tx anyone?

>>21436484
only houston

>>21436519
living here is pain

have fun bros

>>21436478
Fun and quaint. Great food. Wanted to see more cute women lol. People were occasionally cold to me, but then again I'm not French Canadian, I'm east Asian.