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Anonymous No.21427343 [Report] >>21427376 >>21427413 >>21428765 >>21430164 >>21430615 >>21432299 >>21435243 >>21438896
Is this peak strayan cuisine?
Anonymous No.21427372 [Report]
>4 delicious chances to have a gay time
>have a gay time
>have a gay
>have
Anonymous No.21427376 [Report] >>21430592 >>21438506
>>21427343 (OP)
what flavor are they? butterscotch?
Anonymous No.21427413 [Report] >>21430059
>>21427343 (OP)
I know what you are trying to insinuate.
Anonymous No.21427425 [Report]
This was the logo until late 90s. The Heartbrand logo belongs to Univeler who bought out a bunch of ice cream brands and slapped their shitty logo across all of them.
Are you going to fall for a purposely devious plan of symbolism that was done recently in history for whatever insidious plan some entity has concocted?
Go back to your containment boards over at /pol/ or /x/
Anonymous No.21427878 [Report] >>21428765 >>21432299
To me, it's noggers
Anonymous No.21428765 [Report] >>21430704 >>21432299
>>21427878
>>21427343 (OP)
The Swedish gaytime
Anonymous No.21430059 [Report]
>>21427413
Do you?
Anonymous No.21430164 [Report]
>>21427343 (OP)
>is freezerburnt and flavourless in your path
Anonymous No.21430588 [Report]
Sure, why not, we don't have a whole lot else.
Anonymous No.21430592 [Report] >>21430601
>>21427376
I think Toffee and Vanilla? They don't taste like much of anything, though, they're not very good.
Anonymous No.21430601 [Report]
>>21430592
they're fucking delicious you dropkick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ufg-6qOA
Anonymous No.21430615 [Report] >>21430618 >>21430626 >>21430633 >>21432725 >>21436281 >>21440404
>>21427343 (OP)
>Is this peak strayan cuisine?
Fuck no.
Anonymous No.21430618 [Report]
>>21430615
but anon that's just too much
Anonymous No.21430626 [Report]
>>21430615
I don't know about the waffle end, it's pretty sticky compared to the bikkie, but I can do a Maxibon anyday.
Anonymous No.21430633 [Report]
>>21430615
Pretty impressive stuff
Anonymous No.21430637 [Report] >>21430641 >>21430648 >>21430731 >>21432713
Does Australia have the worst "cuisine" in the world? It seems so
Anonymous No.21430641 [Report]
>>21430637
worse than china or the phillipines? you mean you would rather suck on warm rocks with sauce on them or eat literal garbage?
Anonymous No.21430648 [Report] >>21430650 >>21430699
>>21430637
What Australian cuisine, it's just British-American. We've got like half a dozen original dishes that aren't just local petrol station snacks.
Pavlova is pretty tight, though.
Anonymous No.21430650 [Report] >>21430654 >>21430656
>>21430648
at least we have 'roo, also our pies shit on Bri'ish fare. we also have the worst pizzas in the world outside of japan
Anonymous No.21430654 [Report] >>21430661 >>21440418
>>21430650
>we also have the worst pizzas in the world outside of japan
I still miss them some days....
Anonymous No.21430656 [Report] >>21430662
>>21430650
>also our pies shit on Bri'ish fare
In your dreams Bruce.
Anonymous No.21430661 [Report]
>>21430654
Eagle Boys at least had amazing deals, even if the pizza was middling. the one in Newtown literally kept hundreds of people alive week to week, and when the restaurant next door shut down fucking Dominos moved in there and undersold Eagle Boys until they went out of business, and then without the competition on the block Dominos immediately became unaffordable, and is still shit quality as always.

Fuck I cannot articulate how much I fucking hate Dominos and Pizza Hut
Anonymous No.21430662 [Report] >>21430663
>>21430656
My dreams are reality, Nige
Anonymous No.21430663 [Report] >>21430665
>>21430662
>My dreams are reality, Nige
3 . .2 . . 1 . . You're back in the room.
Anonymous No.21430665 [Report]
>>21430663
Anonymous No.21430699 [Report] >>21430707 >>21430711
>>21430648
Pavlova is a Kiwi dish, and is nothing but a bastardised version of a British dessert
Anonymous No.21430704 [Report]
>>21428765
never forget
Anonymous No.21430707 [Report] >>21430711
>>21430699
>kiwi dish
Wrong. They named a dish Pavlova and it was like a cheesecake, it had nothing to do with the meringue one. If I say "Check out this dude who can walk on water he's named Jesus" and someone's like "Yeah but I named my kid Jesus first", that's just some fuck.
>British
If it's bastardized anything, it's French, since it's meringue. Get your shit straight.
Anonymous No.21430711 [Report]
>>21430699
half right but still wrong

>>21430707
no. get your shit straight. it's from an old german dish called a schaumtorte. you're both wrong and gay and retarded.
Anonymous No.21430731 [Report]
>>21430637
>Does Australia have the worst "cuisine" in the world?
Australian cuisine is gatekept by the upperclass, in fact talking about it in many cases is outright illegal. Bunnings snags and servo pies are the peasant food, its what the masses are allowed to know about. Tall poppy syndrome forces the crab bucket mentality, so you have to promote this pure garbage or else you get ostracised by society (and even denied jobs), its a real performative experience. However, in Australian fine dining establishments you'll find a lot of native ingredients which are not legal to harvest, even talking about using such ingredients will get you in gaol, emu steaks cooked in macadamia oil seasoned with lemon myrtle and Tasmanian pepperberry, fingerlime desserts and so on, these are the things that are truly Australian cuisine, but most Australians have never tried it and aren't even allowed to know about it.

Research Australian cuisine more and you'll see the Australian eSafety Commissioner and the rest of the censorship regime cracking down on it harshly. Try access websites using these Australian native ingredients using an Australian proxy, you'll get redirected to some government website saying this webpage is banned.
Anonymous No.21430808 [Report] >>21432718
Anonymous No.21432299 [Report]
>>21427343 (OP)
>>21427878
>>21428765
>all the same brand
Aussies truly are the greatest shitposters.
Anonymous No.21432713 [Report] >>21432726
>>21430637
incredible that the cultures best at shitposting and bants just so happen to have the worst cuisines according to anons
somebody should study this correlation
Anonymous No.21432718 [Report] >>21434926
>>21430808
I wonder how many of those you need to eat for your poop to turn into a weird color.
Anonymous No.21432725 [Report] >>21432876
>>21430615
Maxibons taste great but they're way too messy to eat.
Anonymous No.21432726 [Report] >>21434868 >>21440415
>>21432713
Worst native cuisine perhaps, but our produce is high quality and our wealth means we attract skilled foreign chefs.
Pic related, $10.60 from the udon place on Bourke and Russel, Melbourne.
Anonymous No.21432876 [Report] >>21434862 >>21434919 >>21436293
>>21432725
How? You hold the biscuit and eat it chocolate end first.
Only way it could be messy is if you're slow and it melts.

Also I don't care about anyone else's opinions, this is the best flavour, followed by honeycomb.
Anonymous No.21434862 [Report]
>>21432876
yeah that one was great
Anonymous No.21434868 [Report]
>>21432726
only $10.60 for three hunks of stuff in sauce, plus an errant chicken nugget?
Anonymous No.21434919 [Report] >>21434923
>>21432876
>bite it
>it squishes out sideways, icecream going everywhere
Anonymous No.21434923 [Report]
>>21434919
>things that never happened
Anonymous No.21434926 [Report] >>21434946
>>21432718
Only one way to find out, Anon.
Anonymous No.21434946 [Report]
>>21434926
I can't I'm allergic
Anonymous No.21434959 [Report] >>21434988
Why do all ice cream brands have that pedo symbol of the small heart inside a big heart?
Anonymous No.21434963 [Report] >>21435185
Maxibon and Golden Gaytimes are the only commercial ice creams I'll eat
Otherwise it's a waste of calories
Anonymous No.21434988 [Report]
>>21434959
Because they're owned by the same company but have regional names
Anonymous No.21435185 [Report]
>>21434963
Nah I'll smash the fuck out of the english toffee cornettos when the Home Icecream guy comes around.
Anonymous No.21435243 [Report] >>21435246 >>21436163
>>21427343 (OP)
>Know some legitimate racist homophobic chuds who happily chomp down on a gaytimes and would probably get upset if they tried to change the name like choccos or coon cheese
Did an ice cream company accidently solve the chud problem?
Anonymous No.21435246 [Report]
>>21435243
I don't see the problem
Anonymous No.21436163 [Report]
>>21435243
We're taking the word back you fatherfucker.
Anonymous No.21436281 [Report] >>21437866 >>21438470
>>21430615
>looks like a bon, tastes like brekkie
SPEAK ENGLISH WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.21436293 [Report]
>>21432876
>peanut jams with butter
Anonymous No.21437853 [Report] >>21438527 >>21440435
No mention of the slammable Tim Tam?
t. Californian who only had the Trader Joe’s knockoff
Anonymous No.21437866 [Report]
>>21436281
it's clearly english, chill mate
Anonymous No.21438470 [Report] >>21440404
>>21436281
Yeah nah no wokkas ay, nah yeah cunt why don't you go to bunnings and get a snag and maybe some quickset to go with it so you can harden up.
Anonymous No.21438506 [Report]
>>21427376
Buttholecrotch actually.
Anonymous No.21438527 [Report]
>>21437853
They're a rip-off of Britain's penguin biscuits
Anonymous No.21438896 [Report] >>21439312
>>21427343 (OP)
>We like to be a little gay here down under.
Anonymous No.21439312 [Report]
>>21438896
A little?
Cunt, we're the land of the BIG things.
The Big Prawn.
The Big Merino.
The Big Ant.
The Big Bogan.
The Big Ned Kelly.
The Big Orange.
And, of course, the Big Banana.
Which goes into the Big Man's Arsehole.

We like to be a Big Gay here down under.
Anonymous No.21439390 [Report]
We eaten good today lads
Anonymous No.21440404 [Report]
>>21438470
Kek got him
>>21430615
I fucking love maxibons, original or honeycomb are the best in my opinion
Anonymous No.21440415 [Report]
>>21432726
Looks like shit, go to Shanghai dumpling house next to section 8 instead
Anonymous No.21440418 [Report]
>>21430654
Big Daddy's pizza was the best, fucking dominos bought them out though
Anonymous No.21440435 [Report]
>>21437853
No one actually does tim tam slams here, it's something we invented for tourists like fosters beer