Is this peak strayan cuisine?

>4 delicious chances to have a gay time
>have a gay time
>have a gay
>have

>>21427343 (OP)
what flavor are they? butterscotch?

>>21427343 (OP)
I know what you are trying to insinuate.

This was the logo until late 90s. The Heartbrand logo belongs to Univeler who bought out a bunch of ice cream brands and slapped their shitty logo across all of them.
Are you going to fall for a purposely devious plan of symbolism that was done recently in history for whatever insidious plan some entity has concocted?
Go back to your containment boards over at /pol/ or /x/

To me, it's noggers

>>21427878
>>21427343 (OP)
The Swedish gaytime

>>21427413
Do you?

>>21427343 (OP)
>is freezerburnt and flavourless in your path

Sure, why not, we don't have a whole lot else.

>>21427376
I think Toffee and Vanilla? They don't taste like much of anything, though, they're not very good.

>>21430592
they're fucking delicious you dropkick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ufg-6qOA

>>21427343 (OP)
>Is this peak strayan cuisine?
Fuck no.

>>21430615
but anon that's just too much

>>21430615
I don't know about the waffle end, it's pretty sticky compared to the bikkie, but I can do a Maxibon anyday.

>>21430615
Pretty impressive stuff

Does Australia have the worst "cuisine" in the world? It seems so

>>21430637
worse than china or the phillipines? you mean you would rather suck on warm rocks with sauce on them or eat literal garbage?

>>21430637
What Australian cuisine, it's just British-American. We've got like half a dozen original dishes that aren't just local petrol station snacks.
Pavlova is pretty tight, though.

>>21430648
at least we have 'roo, also our pies shit on Bri'ish fare. we also have the worst pizzas in the world outside of japan

>>21430650
>we also have the worst pizzas in the world outside of japan
I still miss them some days....

>>21430650
>also our pies shit on Bri'ish fare
In your dreams Bruce.

>>21430654
Eagle Boys at least had amazing deals, even if the pizza was middling. the one in Newtown literally kept hundreds of people alive week to week, and when the restaurant next door shut down fucking Dominos moved in there and undersold Eagle Boys until they went out of business, and then without the competition on the block Dominos immediately became unaffordable, and is still shit quality as always.

Fuck I cannot articulate how much I fucking hate Dominos and Pizza Hut

>>21430656
My dreams are reality, Nige

>>21430662
>My dreams are reality, Nige
3 . .2 . . 1 . . You're back in the room.

>>21430663

>>21430648
Pavlova is a Kiwi dish, and is nothing but a bastardised version of a British dessert

>>21428765
never forget

>>21430699
>kiwi dish
Wrong. They named a dish Pavlova and it was like a cheesecake, it had nothing to do with the meringue one. If I say "Check out this dude who can walk on water he's named Jesus" and someone's like "Yeah but I named my kid Jesus first", that's just some fuck.
>British
If it's bastardized anything, it's French, since it's meringue. Get your shit straight.

>>21430699
half right but still wrong

>>21430707
no. get your shit straight. it's from an old german dish called a schaumtorte. you're both wrong and gay and retarded.

>>21430637
>Does Australia have the worst "cuisine" in the world?
Australian cuisine is gatekept by the upperclass, in fact talking about it in many cases is outright illegal. Bunnings snags and servo pies are the peasant food, its what the masses are allowed to know about. Tall poppy syndrome forces the crab bucket mentality, so you have to promote this pure garbage or else you get ostracised by society (and even denied jobs), its a real performative experience. However, in Australian fine dining establishments you'll find a lot of native ingredients which are not legal to harvest, even talking about using such ingredients will get you in gaol, emu steaks cooked in macadamia oil seasoned with lemon myrtle and Tasmanian pepperberry, fingerlime desserts and so on, these are the things that are truly Australian cuisine, but most Australians have never tried it and aren't even allowed to know about it.

Research Australian cuisine more and you'll see the Australian eSafety Commissioner and the rest of the censorship regime cracking down on it harshly. Try access websites using these Australian native ingredients using an Australian proxy, you'll get redirected to some government website saying this webpage is banned.

>>21427343 (OP)
>>21427878
>>21428765
>all the same brand
Aussies truly are the greatest shitposters.

>>21430637
incredible that the cultures best at shitposting and bants just so happen to have the worst cuisines according to anons
somebody should study this correlation

>>21430808
I wonder how many of those you need to eat for your poop to turn into a weird color.

>>21430615
Maxibons taste great but they're way too messy to eat.

>>21432713
Worst native cuisine perhaps, but our produce is high quality and our wealth means we attract skilled foreign chefs.
Pic related, $10.60 from the udon place on Bourke and Russel, Melbourne.

>>21432725
How? You hold the biscuit and eat it chocolate end first.
Only way it could be messy is if you're slow and it melts.

Also I don't care about anyone else's opinions, this is the best flavour, followed by honeycomb.

>>21432876
yeah that one was great

>>21432726
only $10.60 for three hunks of stuff in sauce, plus an errant chicken nugget?

>>21432876
>bite it
>it squishes out sideways, icecream going everywhere

>>21434919
>things that never happened

>>21432718
Only one way to find out, Anon.

>>21434926
I can't I'm allergic

Why do all ice cream brands have that pedo symbol of the small heart inside a big heart?

Maxibon and Golden Gaytimes are the only commercial ice creams I'll eat
Otherwise it's a waste of calories

>>21434959
Because they're owned by the same company but have regional names

>>21434963
Nah I'll smash the fuck out of the english toffee cornettos when the Home Icecream guy comes around.

>>21427343 (OP)
>Know some legitimate racist homophobic chuds who happily chomp down on a gaytimes and would probably get upset if they tried to change the name like choccos or coon cheese
Did an ice cream company accidently solve the chud problem?

>>21435243
I don't see the problem

>>21435243
We're taking the word back you fatherfucker.

>>21430615
>looks like a bon, tastes like brekkie
SPEAK ENGLISH WHAT THE FUCK

>>21432876
>peanut jams with butter

No mention of the slammable Tim Tam?
t. Californian who only had the Trader Joe’s knockoff

>>21436281
it's clearly english, chill mate

>>21436281
Yeah nah no wokkas ay, nah yeah cunt why don't you go to bunnings and get a snag and maybe some quickset to go with it so you can harden up.

>>21427376
Buttholecrotch actually.

>>21437853
They're a rip-off of Britain's penguin biscuits

>>21427343 (OP)
>We like to be a little gay here down under.

>>21438896
A little?
Cunt, we're the land of the BIG things.
The Big Prawn.
The Big Merino.
The Big Ant.
The Big Bogan.
The Big Ned Kelly.
The Big Orange.
And, of course, the Big Banana.
Which goes into the Big Man's Arsehole.

We like to be a Big Gay here down under.

We eaten good today lads

>>21438470
Kek got him
>>21430615
I fucking love maxibons, original or honeycomb are the best in my opinion

>>21432726
Looks like shit, go to Shanghai dumpling house next to section 8 instead

>>21430654
Big Daddy's pizza was the best, fucking dominos bought them out though

>>21437853
No one actually does tim tam slams here, it's something we invented for tourists like fosters beer