Here's what Annie Wilkes made for Paul Sheldon in Misery: "scrambled eggs a la Wilkes", which appears to include peppers and onions, potatoes, and Spam. Would you eat?

>>21428746 (OP)
i don’t eat spam. she can cut off my foot if she wants i’m still not eating it.

i do however want to try the school food from invader zim

>>21428746 (OP)
is that applesauce? who eats applesauce for breakfast?

>>21428764
Sippin on some diet poop with it

>>21428788

Always wanted to try Monolith Burger from Space Quest. And yes I'd eat anything Annie Wilkes fed me. I admire serial killers.

I want the grilled cheese that Mallory made for Sterling.

>>21428764
>fictional food
>school lunch
yikes

>>21428867
I’m not grilling you a cheese

>>21428867
>>21428869
archer got me to try my hand at steak au poivre

The Luther Burger should only be one donut, cut in half. One half for each bun. Two donuts is too much

>>21428957
>steak au poivre
mm, needed a luscious potato side for that yummy creamy pan sauce

I want the corned beef the Interrogator ate in Babylon 5.

>>21428746 (OP)
That's just a Denver omelette scrambled

>>21429046
If those are pieces of Spam, not ham, then it is not a Denver omelet.

>>21429051
you think Coloradans are too good for Spam?

>>21429060
Where did I say that? My god, why are people incapable of thinking straight these days? Did COVID just do a number on everyone's brains?

>>21428867
related, obligatory Eggs Woodhouse
>caviar, truffles, and iberico ham
breakfast of a minor deity

>>21429066
setting aside that prescriptivism is autistic faggotry, I was just being silly bro. no need to shit a brick

>>21428746 (OP)
>"scrambled eggs a la Wilkes"
ngl i would lowkey smash

>>21428746 (OP)
that seems like a heavy breakfast for your pet writer. he’ll fall asleep and not write

>>21428798
Why does this kid look like he'll grow up to be an asshole?

>>21429331
Show some respect. That's Humphrey Bogart.

I'm sort of obsessed with the Soy Food from Deus Ex.

>>21428746 (OP)
this is absolutely not what Annie made for Paul. she made him meatloaf. she only mixed-in some Spam to give it that extra zip. also there was some pasta with peas and carrots.

https://youtu.be/Ku-I-7wttsg?si=jRoo8ZeXw_SXlkBQ

>>21430795
oh wait you're not talking about the dinner you're talking about the breakfast. I retract my post :[

>>21430795
>>21430798
I think it's funny that they even thought to keep the Spam for both meals. That wasn't a Stephen King thing, just something the writers for the film did

>>21430804
I think it's one of those brilliant extra touches that give the character some of the extra zip.

Frankly, in a novel you can build nuance forever, in a film you have limited time to find ways to sneak in character-appropriate details, and in this case it's fucking perfect.

I'm always chuffed to know that Stephen King really loves this adaptation; he doesn't like most of them. Misery and Stand By Me, both directed by Rob Reiner, are amongst his favourites and also my own.

>>21430816
Yeah, it's toned down from the book (and, honestly, pretty damn mild by today's standards of psychological horror) but it's competently done, with good actors, production, score, etc and that alone puts it in the top tier of King adaptations.

One thing I also remember is in the book there's a line like "everything she cooked came out tasting strangely industrial, as if years of eating in hospital cafeterias had corrupted any culinary talent she might have once had". I guess the Spam might be a nod to that.

>>21430828
Gosh I have a couple friends who don't think Stephen King is actually a very good writer, and I'm sure in their own views that's probably true, but I have always loved his characters. Misery, Gerald's Game, IT, even fucking Tommyknockers. I'm from New England and these quirky, foul-mouthed normies, or psychopaths, are so fucking relatable to me.

https://youtu.be/TscB45U-uYU?si=mMjY3jJOe56RbmWT

>>21430852
I've been reading him all my life, and I'm honest enough to acknowledge that he hasn't always put out masterpieces, and there are certain quirks of his writing that I'm not a fan of (and which are even easier to see through 2025 eyes). But yeah I love him. I lived in CT for 9 years and he was definitely in my head when I visited certain locales.

To keep it food related here are some of my favorite descriptions of food from his books.

>>21430855
Fucking glorious thank you for sharing anon. I'm not big on mustard sammies but fuck that suits the sad characters in Christine perfectly.

That horrible campfire-burned meal in The Body (aka Stand By Me) has my own stomach churning right now. THAT fucking story literally is my childhood.

>>21430757
that and the candy bar. CHOC-O-FUN or something like that

That's the second-biggest sandwich I ever saw!

I still want to make this in real life.

>>21432029
that's a lot of plus health

>>21432039
for you

>>21430757
A bag of this stuff tossed around with garlic powder and other flavorings of your choice would probably mimic the dystopia food experience quite well

>>21428764
>Not the vegan meat salad

I ate a "breakfast spam sandwich" at a coffee shop place and I wish it was fictional, it was fucking awful

Crack-O's Potato Chips, voted the UNN's national food product in the early 21st century, are made from slices of common potatoes deep fried in hydrogenated oils. This treat is often supplemented with vitamins to boost its questionable nutritional value.

I've always been fascinated by the Super Mario 2 mushroom

Sandra Bullock's pizza in "The Net" included anchovies, but I'd still eat it.

>>21428746 (OP)
When I was a kid I remember wanting to try a Krabby Patty. Tho I suspect its a vegetarian patty which would make the most sense in a fish world. Basically, its an impossible whopper, which has more of a seared bite than the regular whopper, hence the Krabby Patty's popularity.

>>21429331
He now "makes" furniture and dishes, available at Target, Amazon, and Big Lots.

>>21428798
cant figure out whats going on between the 'porgchawps' and 'appasawse' mouth movements

>>21428867
Grilled cheese with $8 worth of Jarlsberg

>>21429331
Because child actors are always fucked up. Also, I don't remember if it was him, but I believe one of them was fucking the mom on the show.

>>21434437
https://youtu.be/U7rZEPVttuY?si=jkHhvJMTDWAm6BMV

I knew a guy who used to make a real spicy hasperat

>>21428746 (OP)
milk with pizza

>>21431434
Marses barses

Sense I was a kid I've always wanted to try the chili and sea bass from Jurassic Park

I wish I was a little mouse and could try out one of the Redwall feasts.

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>>21428795
That show was really awful and the "people" who like it are equally awful.
Shouldn't you be buying more Nightmare Before Christmas shit from Hot Topic?

DAWM PEAR IG NON

>>21435872
t. zoomer seething their childhood sucked
Shouldn't you be shitting up any other board with >tranime replies?

>>21435904
nta but I'm an older millennial and I feel pretty much exactly the same way. Guessing that anon is my age, zoomers would be too young to remember the absolute cringe of that era and the hot topic crowd

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>>21435867
leek and hotroot soup with little shrimps
fresh crusty bread
Flagons of a cold nutty abbey ale
for dessert, fresh baked blackberry scones and a delicate almond liqueur.

I really like the Skewers they make in Homer's Iliad and Odyssey. I can make em pretty well on my grill

Also this is the first post I've made on this site in like a decade. What happened to the internet man? This place used to suck ass so I left but then the rest of the internet began to suck ass too so I ended up back here I guess

I wish Lembas was real.

>>21436016
And the way they described nut cheeses, man. Imagine my disappointment when I actually got to try one and it was decidedly average.

Apparently a lot of people have recreated it

>>21428764
Spam isn't meant to be eaten, it's meant to be hoarded for the inevitable nuclear apocalypse when Russia actually wins in Ukraine or China actually does anything at all
In other words, Spam is not meant for human consumption

>>21436558
Fried egg chili chutney sandwich sounds great desu

>>21428746 (OP)
Jelly on the toast without asking first? Fuck that! Toast is for the eggs.

>>21428823
>I admire serial killers.

Very edgy, kid. Perhaps /b/ is more your speed.

>>21432961
This is totally stupid. It's not actually "food" and you don't want to eat it. Your post doesn't belong here.

>>21434451
That always bothered me. And it's 'gruyere', anyway. Not really a grilled cheese kind of cheese. Like the writer just picked a fancy sounding cheese for the "sous chef" to cook her.

>>21435331
Yeah, post this again.

>>21436641
there are also other websites where you'll never have to hear anything like that

lots of them

>>21428746 (OP)

>>21436558
>FISH

>>21436704
>weevils

>>21436706
Today’s fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

>>21428746 (OP)

someone postit

>>21428746 (OP)

>>21436736
why so many marshmallows and hot fudge? did the writers have a fetish for that sort of thing?
I'd have the pepperoni and pickle pizza though

>>21436647
but anon this is the fictional food thread, are you lost?

>>21436736
Wow. I'd take #135 (maybe) and #152. The rest look revolting

>>21436765
77 doesn't look bad depending on the pickles used

>>21434571
Remove Hasperat.

>>21434571
there’s an herb stuffed flatbread, jingalov hats, that I’ve wanted to try and modify into a hasperat. is it spicy from something like horseradish? or a spicy pickled green? either way ro laren is a stupid bitch

>>21436763
I think they just made up nonsense or asked their toddlers, like the weird food in DOUG and I don't mean beets

>>21436769
I guess but it being extra pickles would ruin it I think. need a normal amount of pickles

>>21436736
My brother and I tried TMNT-style crazy pizza once. We heated up a Tombstone frozen cheese pizza and added pb&j on one half, rice & peaches on the other. The pb&j worked better than you'd think. The rice and peaches did not.

>>21436778
>is it spicy from something like horseradish? or a spicy pickled green?
The official cookbooks use either kimchi or hot pickled vegetables for hasperat's heat.

Actually, speaking of Star Trek food, there's 10 recipes from the Elite Force game.

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>>21436792
That was a good game….

>>21436792
>>21436794
Honestly that's pretty cool that they even bothered to put that in there. I wonder how many players ever actually tried the recipes

>>21436794

>>21436798

>>21436801

>>21436803

>>21436804

>>21436807

>>21436810

>>21436811
And the last.

I don't know if Elite Force 2 had any recipes.

>>21436811
that's a fuckload of peanut butter and jelly for two slices of bread

>>21436801
>two sticks of baking chocolate
>1C Cocoa
>no sugar

this must be the most bitter chocolate cake in the alpha quadrant

>>21436810
>1lb melted cheese
>1/2C milk

incredible recipe

>>21436815
just the way i like it

>>21429043
fuuuuck I'm gonna have a corned beef sandwich for lunch today. and he had some mustard too right?

The uncut, whole pizza from breaking bad.

>>21437199
>that
>well-made
yeah fucking right
>kraft singles
>well-done patties
>haphazard pickle placement, not even fully on the bun
>bottom bun mashed to shit
>top layer of cheese isn't even fully melted
>buns don't appear to be toasted whatsoever
I wouldn't serve that thing to my dog

>>21437178
>uncut
The way god intended

>>21435332
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>>21436741
Would.

I want to do this to a fairy, could be a tinker bell type or something a bit more plump but I want it golden brown, nutty, and with crispy wings.

>>21437207
>Confirmed dipshit who hasn't seen the movie.

whatever made this guy do this

>>21437565
Ramsey whipped it out!

The Star Trek recipes make me want to dig into my Babylon 5 cookbook.

>>21437622
This one is just an Earth recipe, of course, but it looks authentically good.

>>21436576
The Kingdom of Hawai'i has declared war on this anon.

>>21436779
>toddlers
kids are fucking stupid

>>21429043
>>21437140
I did it! I had a corned beef sandwich.
I bought a 1/4th pound of corned beef from the store and made a sandwich. i added mustard, but I think next time I'll add more mustard

>>21437622
>does not include the elaborate sanctification rituals
JMS is a hack

>>21437622
>>21437624
DOES IT HAVE A RECIPE FOR THAT GUY'S CORNED BEEF SANDWICH?????!!?!???!

>>21435847
Chilean seabass

>>21436736
for me its
episode 65, 86, 83, 108.

>>21433777
that's because anchovies are good. They take all the flavors of a pizza and balance them perfectly with extreme contrast

>chicken sandwich

>poisonous mushroom

>>21436792

>>21428746 (OP)
Looks good. Would eat. Even though I don't like Spam she has gone to a lot of effort and I love my ankles

Dave Lister's triple fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney

Why was it made out to be some disgusting inedible monstrosity when its a perfectly decent drunk sandwich?

>>21437622
I like to pretend that tricolor tortellini is flarn

>>21437178
It's not fictional though.

>>21437622
is there a recipe for spoo?
how about swedish meatballs?

>>21435318
Shit that's it man

>>21437207
even from the picture, that's clearly a standard cheddar

>>21428746 (OP)
I think that’s called a southwest scramble. Or a deconstructed omelette if your a fag who fucked up the flip.

>>21441647
Here's the spoo. Sounds good, honestly.

>>21442217
And here's the breen / Swedish meatballs (1 of 2)

>>21442222
(2 of 2)

>>21428746 (OP)
He refused to ever get out of bed; he would have gotten really fat eating that all the time.

>>21436704
What dish even is this? I've always wanted it.

>>21440252
Even his regular vindaloos made me hungry.

Dried food rectangles.

Or rather, the food cubes and other alien foods in Farscape, but I only have a webm of Dargo stuffing Rygel with fistfuls of what look like club crackers.

>>21442217
Huh, I always thought spoo was some yogurt-like dish. I remember a scene where G'kar was eating what looked like yogurt with his fingers and saying the spoo was nice and fresh and Mollari being disgusted anyone would eat spoo that wasn't aged.

>>21442909
I mean, it's an animal so I guess you could prepare its flesh in a variety of ways.

Gaston's sandwich from Disco Elysium

The fact that it's the one thing that the nicest, most jovial character in the game gets defensive of is a nice touch

I need to know, is this real? I've searched and haven't found anything like it.
(source, Air Bound aka Gamba to Nakama-tachi, a cgi movie based on Gamba No Bouken)

>>21436650
why isn't gruyere good for a grilled cheese?

>>21435867
I sometimes have this dream where I'm a mouse eating it's way through a huge cheese wheel. Very pleasant dream.

>>21442217
>disclaimer warning that it'll make you shart your pants in the bottom right flavor text

>>21436731
kek it would have been pretty funny if he had slipped or something

>>21442978
hell yeah, bro

>>21442998
Wonder if those taste like these.

>>21442998
Those are the same as the Andy Capp things though, right? These others appear from the label to be actual fries in a spam can. Unless they're like "spam fries" which are like chicken fries but spam.

>>21443143
Actual fries have a much higher moisture content than these fried shoestring potato chip "fries," they would be horrific canned- soggy and dank throughout with absolutely no crunch.
If the tone of the movie is comedic, it's likely they went with "french fries in a spam can" as some kind of joke; if not, they're almost certainly shoestring potato chip-fries, just in a spam can instead of a cylindrical one

>>21428823
>chicken nuggets for $131
better be dipped in gold

>>21436558
I wonder what kind of chutney you would use.

>>21443375
The impression I get is some sort of pre-sliced cook it yourself type thing like frozen only canned but yeah, it's probably a joke product. I'll have to throw it at /a/ or /jp/ some time and see what they make of it.

>>21428746 (OP)
I bet Snoopy could cook a mean turkey.

>>21444044
Snoopy wouldn't fuck around. Frankly even those potatoes are probably really nice †bh

>>21444044
This reminds me of how we get hints throughout ATHF that Master Shake is actually a very good cook

>>21444059
detroit pizza

>>21444063
it's a lasagna

I have never wanted a pizza as much as I wanted this one.

>>21444065
sooo, a chicago pizza

>>21436647
Fly agaric is a food
https://gallowaywildfoods.com/fly-agaric-edibility-identification-distribution/

>>21443489
It's commentary on disproportionate inflation. They were ahead of their time.