Thread 21431090

*MOGS EVERY OTHER KIND OF PIZZA IN YOUR PATH*

>>21431090 (OP)
One day I'll be able to have this and see what all the fuss is about.

*it’s a Casserole, not a pizza*

>>21431090 (OP)
Not a pizza, that’s a pie

This, and 100% sincerely

>>21431090 (OP)
Mmm soggy undercooked dough mixed with american mozzerlla (modified food starch)

>>21431090 (OP)
I don't see the appeal—too much cheese.

>>21431090 (OP)
That's a fuckin savoury cake at this stage, you yanks are fucked

>>21431124
The goyim know, Jon.

>>21431090 (OP)
I believe in 'go 'za supremacy

>>21432383
>Yankee
>Chicago

>>21431090 (OP)
shit bait. kys.

>>21431090 (OP)
>This ethnic food is better then other types of the same ethnic food
Congrats on being first in the special olympics I guess?

>>21431091
My sentiments exactly. I can't wait.

>>21432435
Yeah. This isn't baseball teams.

>>21431090 (OP)
i really wanna eat this at least once in my life

>>21431090 (OP)
That aint Detroit, thoughbeit

>>21432641
>I love those Yankees from Alabama

>>21433199
Look at a map you retard Chicago isn't in the south.

>>21432435
Yanks refers to northern U.S..

>>21433207
Yankees are the northeast, Chicago is the midwest

>>21433217
It's the north in general. Illinois is literally Lincoln's home state. There wasn't a single reb who would have said he wasn't a damn dirty yankee.

>>21433226
Confederates called people from Kansas/California/etc. Yankee so that doesn't mean much

>>21431090 (OP)
This is the only Chicago food worth a shit. Italian beefs are gay and so are hotdogs.

Deep dish pizza is amazing. Lous is the best.

>>21431090 (OP)
>soup in a bread bowl
>call it pizza
I hope you shot in Chiraq. That is not pizza.

>>21431090 (OP)
Never tried it but it ain't pizza.

Looks tasty but it ain't 'za.

>>21431090 (OP)
Chicaggers aren't human and their food is slop

>>21431091
>>21432640
>literally just a pizza with extra extra everything, requiring you to eat it with a fork
Prepare to wonder why anyone would choose this over a regular pizza.

>>21433788
I do like it when I randomly get a Little Caesars pizza that some madlad put way too much sauce and cheese on, but I still wouldn't want even more of it to the point that I couldn't eat it by hand.

>>21431090 (OP)
There can in fact be too much of a good thing, and this is it. Too much cheese, too much dough, completely ruined
I'd rather have a bigger flat pizza where each bite has a balanced bite

>>21431090 (OP)
For me it's thin crust tho, which is THE OPPOSITE of this what do we do do we fight i am kill u

They don't have those where I live so I've never tried one and had to make my own. I think I needed like 3 times the cheese I used thoughever

>>21431090 (OP)
does this even taste like pizza?

>>21431090 (OP)
That’s fucking lasagna.

>>21431090 (OP)
Is it just cheese and tomato sauce?

>>21433217
Not even close to the middle. You're thinking Montana. Chicago is still the East.

>>21433788
"Literally" not just a pizza. You can see that the dough is of a different consistency entirely. I don't need to eat something to know it is considerably different from something else. I've seen the pictures and read the recipes. Also, my dad said they had it in the 70s and it was a memorable meal. Spinach deep dish in downtown Chicago. The man ate a lot of pizza in his time and thought it was quite special.
I doubt you've even tasted it if you think it's "literally" just a pizza with extra toppings. Condolences.

yes it does

>>21431091
It's honestly pretty damn good. I don't understand why it's not more popular anywhere else. Dunno what their secret is either because I've tried to make it at home and haven't found a recipe that even comes close to the real thing.

>>21431090 (OP)
Quit fucking yelling, dickhead. I have a headache.

>>21434289
The crust is different from regular pizza because it has a lot of fat in it and corn meal. But yeah, it's tomato sauce and cheese/toppings. Of course it tastes like pizza.

>>21431090 (OP)
They can't even put the sauce on correctly.

I prefer a crustless deep dish. It can be done and it's delicious.

>>21436028
It cooks for like 45 minutes. If you put the cheese on top it would burn before the crust is done.

>>21436037
Okay and? So they cook it wrong and put the sauce on wrong. Wowie man. *eats a stuffed crust supreme pizza* Now that's what I call good pizza.

>>21434289
>>21436014
It's a bread dish. That's what the word pizza means: pitta, bread. if it tastes like bread it's pizza. If it doesn't, fuck it. It really is that simple.

can I have a slice

>>21431090 (OP)
That crust looks really depressing. Did they have to make it out of Wonderbread?

>>21436069
PM sent ;)

>>21431090 (OP)
>Have a layover in Chicago where I need to spend the night
>Decide to order a deep dish pizza to try it since everyone always raves about it
>Order sausage because I thought it would be like crumbled pieces of sausage on top like a normal pizza
>It was a solid fucking sheet of sausage like a quarter inch thick across the entire top of the pizza, just under the sauce
>Pizza was so greasy from the sausage that It literally leaked grease all over the table as I ate it
>Wasn't even that good

>>21436152
>sample size of 1
>probably bought from some bad restaurant

>>21436041
Why are you so emotionally invested in it not being good? It's very strange behavior.

>>21436152
>>21436161
I'm asking right now, is that normally how it's done? Is a sausage deep dish usually made with a single solid sheet of sausage meat? Serious question, I want to know if it's actually the standard.

>>21436549
No you fucking retard, that's weird as shit.

>>21431090 (OP)
...repugnant.

The thinner the crust the better.

>>21434283
You need like a kilo of shredded cheese desu
I make deepdish sometimes. It's not exactly like resteraunt deep dish because they do something with the dough I dont know how to do, but it's still real good

>>21436152
Which place did you get it from?
>>21436549
In deep dish, you can get sausage, which is like that, or sausage pieces

>>21434569
Montana is part of the greater PNW. The term "midwest" isn't literal.