you order a pizza in brasil...

>>21431660 (OP)

>>21431660 (OP)
Fold it and you got yourself a decent sandwich

>>21431662
why do browns just not care

>>21431660 (OP)
what is on the right side of the pie? olive paste? anchovies?

>>21432228
Do you think the white people working in run down restaurants all care abut their work?

>>21432239
Apparently it's
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pizza!_One_of_S%C3%A3o_Paulo%27s_best_treats!_(9691515439).jpg
>half "Buffalo Mozzarella" / half "Prestigio" (chocolate with coconut, named after Nestlé's brand of chocolate-covered coconut bar, which is very popular in Brazil)
and I'm pretty sure the red things are cherries.

>>21432239

>>21432248
>chocolate, coconut and cherry pizza
I mean I actually enjoy curry and banana pizza but this is too much even for me

>>21432255
Then I guess you shouldn't travel to brazil, purchase one of these pizzas, and eat it.

>>21432262
I will just so i can complain about it

>>21432290
okay

>>21432245
YUCK

I'd be into the regular pizza but I cannot abide those dessert pizzas. Especially connected to the normal pizza. Fuck that shit. And who would want so much of the sweet pizza anyway? Nasty

>>21432548
I actually like dessert pizzas, but putting it on the same pie as the savory toppings is deranged.

>>21431660 (OP)
Damn, I lived near Vila Mariana. Rich italian dudes' neighborhood.

>>21432243
Found the brown guy

>>21431660 (OP)
Do they ever order multiple pizzas? It’s always a weird frankenza

>>21432600
What we usually do on pizzanights is to order one or two savory 'zas (with famous picks being calabresa (with or without onion), napolitana, frango (chicken) e catupiry (a cream-cheese like brazilian soft cheese)) and one dessert pizza (sensação is strawberries + chocolate ganache, prestígio is chocolate fudge called brigadeiro + dry shredded coconut) so we have both dinner and dessert sorted out.
Not that weird. Brazilian pizza is usually really good (has been becoming worse lately since the country is going belly up)
Tenham um bom dia

>>21432611
Based

This was the last one I ordered.

>>21433387
That is just way too much toppings, there is no way that crust is crispy

>>21433438
Brazilian pizza is about loads of toppings, not about a crispy crust. Not saying I like it that way, just saying how it is.

Obligatory

https://youtu.be/zN-2YZiZCjo?si=FKemwwM6dj24qPsR

>>21432228
It's a shit pizza place. It's gonna be shit.
Now film a good pizza place in Brazil.

>>21431660 (OP)
>>21433387
looks great

pizza can be whatever you want it to be

>>21432243
the most rundown pizza place in america is not using garbage and cardboard to cook their pizzas lmao

>>21431662
>0:31
Was that a snake?

>>21431660 (OP)
>>21432239
>>21432245
kek black forest pizza

>>21431660 (OP)
Marco Polo would be rolling over in his grave

>>21431660 (OP)
I'd try it. We weren't put on this Earth to eat the exact same authentic food Italians ate 500 years ago.

To be fair, most pizza places put a piece of cardboard between the sweet and the savory sides to the toppings don't touch

brown people are yucky

>>21431660 (OP)
obligatory (sound not optional)
https://files.catbox.moe/484vzt.mp4

>>21432228
Low proportion of ensouled individuals in their populations.