Thread 21435361

Why are some WesternBros like this?

>>21435363
this is like the weeb fantasy of the pilot dies and the flight simmer has to heroically take the controls and land

>>21435361 (OP)
you mean making comics were they larp as the japanese chef being absolutely mad that people are not eating "correctly" their sacred sushi? well, it's impossible to give an answer but my favorite is thinking it was made by californians

>>21435361 (OP)
4chan is slowly turning me into a racist against East Asians.

>>21435361 (OP)
I miss /cock/

>>21435380
We all do, man.
There will never be a better April 1st event.
Cock. Fitlit. MLPol...
Like tears in the rain.

>>21435363
I'm pretty sure a Japanese cook would be far more offended at the retard making up a giant shitstorm and cursing at his paying customer like some sort of inbred hillbilly retard than he would at him eating it wrong.

For all this talk about 'le heckin sushi manners' this guy doesn't know anything at all about japanese politeness. He would have gotten kicked out and banned from that restaurant if he tried this in japan.

the "no wasabi/ginger in the soysauce" shit is goofy especially when wasabi and ginger flavoured soy sauce is a thing and easy to get, but not dipping sushi in the sauce makes sense because it just falls apart if you try

>>21435361 (OP)
Japanese do it too you fucking mong. Stop trying to pretend like sushi is some Shangri La of cooking, it's fucking fish and rice. Eat however you want

Why do they always give you extra soy sauce if the sushi is always "Precisely sauced"?

>>21435414
It’s a trick, just like the extra options in a multiple-choice question.

>>21435420
Why would a chef try to "trick" his customers? What possible benefit is there to that?

>>21435403
And gaymen!

It's completely insane watching these nutjobs project their retarded food autism on some foreign cultures that don't give a shit.
This kind of autistic screeching about food etiquette doesn't exist outside of British high class and Italian autism.
No jap would give a shit about how you eat their sushi, as long as you are paying to eat it.

>>21435363
source?

>>21435361 (OP)
Wdym?

>>21435361 (OP)
Konnichiwa, dude!

>>21435361 (OP)
Chill out mr miyagi

>>21435563
I think that is from Billions.

>>21435477
>why would asians trick people
why indeed

>>21435371
It was written by Anthony Bourdain

>>21435477
It's rude not to provide the customer with the condiments he could desire, but it's also rude to use those condiments and insult the chef's preparation.

>>21435404
At every omakase I've been to, sushi chefs have kind of accepted that Americans aren't going to follow the etiquette that they would expect in Japan. That includes dunking the sushi in soy sauce. You're 100% correct, the chef would be way more pissed off at someone yelling during the omakase than some guy "disrespecting" the sushi.

>>21436481
heard he was the only guy at culinary school who did all his cooking with a spoon and a bic lighter

I feel like if they don't give you real Wasabi all customs are void and you can do whatever you want at that point.

>>21435363
He may be a faggot, but he's not wrong

it is our privilege

>>21436616
He is wrong in the Japanese custom which he is pretending to respect. A Japanese would never make a scene like that. It is disrespectful and face losing to everyone involved for a patron to yell at another patron.

>>21436638
Exactly! He should immediately be saying gomenasai!

>>21435361 (OP)
>>21435363

What is the soy sauce and wasabi there for if you're not supposed to put it on the fish?

>>21436819
It's there if you want more soy sauce but it's kind of like if you made someone a hamburger and they put half a bottle of ketchup on it.

>>21436819
It's expected of them to provide it and it's expected of you to not use it and to trust the preparation. They keep a database of all soy saucers and wasabiners, and if you're in the database then we don't share the truly elite restaurants with you

>>21436850
If someone puts half a bottle of ketchup on your burger (or dunks your sushi in soy sauce) then there are two situations:
>He took a bite first
Either it's not very palatable as is, or it tastes even better with the provided sauce
>He didn't take a bite first
Either he knows that the food tasted better with the provided sauce, or he doesn't think that the food should be eaten without the sauce because the chef wouldn't provide it otherwise

None of this matters anyway, because if the restaurant were really that upscale and believed that there was one optimal form of sushi then they wouldn't provide any sauce in the first place. The director and comic maker are both just unabashed weebs with their heads up their ass and no idea what real sushi restaurants or their chefs are like

>>21435530
I love japan PERIOD

>>21435594
Peach edit is vastly superior

the soy/wasabi soup mixture is absolutely fucking delicous and makes literally every piece of sushi taste 10x better. applying wasabi directly is not the same, you just get a nuke of spicy in one particular area, where as the soup-dunk method applies it evenly throughout the bite. yes of course there is lots of good sushi where its really not needed to do this, at the most upscale place Ive ever been I didnt do it cause the old man sushi chef was directly in front of us preparing shit with no one else in the restaurant and the food was fucking amazing so I just ate it straight up. but even that sushi would taste better with some soy-sabi soup.

also the rule about "dont apply it to the rice, only the fish side" is fucking retarded because the rice soaks up the juices a lot better.

>>21436915
The point of applying it to the fish side is so it gives the fish more flavor without soaking into the rice, you want the accent not soy sauce soup.

Isn't it a matter of "just don't overdo it, bro"?

Soy sauce has a strong flavor, doubly so when infused with wasabi. It's a great flavor enhancer, but you just want to dab the sushi in it, not dunk it. Otherwise it overpowers the flavor of the fish (and implies the chef gave you some inferior sushi).

If you go to any legit place and don't touch your wasabi or soy sace whatsoever, the chef or waiter is much more likely to give you dipping advice than if you added a bit of wasabi and soy sauce to every bite.

if the soy sauce doesnt look 4 shades lighter and almost yellow from dissolving wasabi into it youre doing it wrong, simple as.

>>21436922
I want it to soak into the rice though. The rice is pretty plain otherwise.
>you want the accent not soy sauce soup
I've noticed that some people seems to have a very hard time differentiating or appreciating flavors when one is slightly greater in intensity than the others. If that's a problem you have then feel free to eat however is most suitable for that, but not everyone has that same problem they need to compensate for.

>>21436960
>You dip the fish because your taste buds don't work
At the end of the day it's personal preference, but come on man.

>>21436985
Not what I said, retard

>>21436960
>I have such refined taste i can't taste rice without dunking it in soy sauce
Wow, i am in awe, truly you are a superior being

>>21436990
>I've noticed that some people seems to have a very hard time differentiating or appreciating flavors when one is slightly greater

If you want to eat the fish you eat the fish, you eat the fish, funny enough you're acting like the comic in OP and soaking the rice in sauce to help get plenty of that instead.

>>21436819
to suss out tourists that don't know how to eat sushi properly so they can be told they're doing it wrong

>watch any japanese youtuber
>they do this shit because even they know that flipping the entire nigiri is retarded

>>21435408
you are supposed to touch the sauce only with the fish, not the rice, otherwise it absorbs way too much

>>21436819
It's a shit test for whittu piggu gaijin

>>21435361 (OP)
>>21435363
>the sushi in question is literally invented in America

>>21435363
egg sushi is lame though. if i was class, with biz suits and shit, i want fish.premium shit. and sea urchin and octopussy. don't talk to me about sweeten tamago ass. heathen!

>>21435361 (OP)
Eat food however you enjoy it. Japan is intensely autistic about food.

>>21436960
>i have such a refined taste i can't enjoy fish without blasting it with "wasabai"
>and by that i mean cheap green dyed horseradish
sasuga dana anon kun

>>21438437
b-but he's known how to fry an egg for 10 years! only the most prestigious culinary artists are able to fry an egg. what kind of idiot trusts his own taste buds when determining whether food is good or not?

I am learning so much about nipponese culture ITT

If I ever go to one of these sushi kumites I will use however much I want of whatever I am provided. That includes the discretional sauce.

>>21438543
>trusting tastebuds that have been compromised by an early developmental phase fueled by walmart groceries
shiggy diggy

>>21435361 (OP)
Meanwhile if I visit Chicago people get upset over ketchup on hot dogs. I don't understand "eat however you like, but don't put ketchup on hot dogs" mentality :)

also understand people that live in Japan also mix wasabi with soy sauce and rub their chopsticks together. all because something is considered etiquette it doesn't mean everyone cares to follow it. I lived in Japan for a undergrad program at Doshisha University. Japan is not the conservative polite nation media makes you believe. There definitely is a lot of influence from the west that makes youth a lot more loud. XD

>>21438549
being picky is bad. if someone asks me to try the food a certain way then i'll try it at least once.
anything past that is blind snobbery or stockholm syndrome aka "acquired taste"

>>21436884
post the turd timer

>sushi rice is already soaked in shitloads of vinegar and sugar
>NOOO DONT APPLY THE SOY SAUCE TO IT

>>21436481
>suicided bitch
rest in shit lmao

>>21435363
Do people really do that with the ginger?

>>21438353
How exactly do you do that with a maki roll?

>>21435363
That dude picked it up with his fingers Kek!? What the Fuck!? And he is making fun of the Sushi Bros?

>>21438636
You don't use hashi to eat sushi.

>>21438558
>Chicago people get upset over ketchup on hot dogs
Technically only on a Chicago-style hot dog. It's ok to put ketchup on other hot dogs.

>>21435363
>in this temple

>>21435361 (OP)
>>21435363
I've watched videos of literal Japanese people in literal Japan mix their wasabi and soy sauce together and dunk that shit with ginger
Not sure what retards are talking about

>>21438636
>>21438643
Chef Nobu Matsuhisa says you can use either your fingers or chopsticks it doesn't matter.

>>21438667
Well, he's wrong. You eat sushi with your fingers. Just because he has a Japanese name doesn't mean he knows anything about Japan.

>>21438677
You MotherFucker. If I ever met you I would Fucking end you! You Don't Fucking talk about Chef Nobu like that you Young Zoomer or Millennial Fuck! You Fucking Dick!

>>21435363
Is the point of this character that he has anger issues and is just overall a sperg? Otherwise he’s making a pretty big scene in this place he considers a temple.

>>21435363
Oh it's that one guy that was in like two episodes of breaking bad, but since he was in breaking bad they gave him an entire garbage show of his own to star in which probably no one watched because it starred some minor character actor that shouldn't be a leading man. Awesome.

>>21435361 (OP)
I love how these comics never show blacks as being culturally insensitive. Maybe because most of them think that eating "raw" fish is nasty.

>>21438733
That's one of the best parts of eating at a sushi restaurant, no black people. They would never touch sushi unless it was deep fried and covered in lowry's seasoning salt.

>>21438743
Black people love Japanese stuff I always see them at the Ichiban in town

>>21436960
>The rice is pretty plain otherwise.
this shocks and startles the weeb, beyond recovery. my superior glorious nijon styrofoam pelletsu... you cannot dishonor the rice in this way

Do Sushi chefs get pissed when you tip? It's an insult right because you are saying so don't think they are paid well for the service they are providing.

>>21438805
There is no way to tip in Japan, they don't even have a word for it.

>>21438743
you live in an interesting alternate reality

>>21438753
around here blacks are bigger weebs than anyone, everyone else has moved on to korea but blacks are still ardently waving the weeb flag like it's 2005 and anime is obscure, I think it's because koreans are so racist they make japan look like a corny HR diversity video (pre-MAGA)

>>21436960
>The rice is pretty plain otherwise.
No, it's not. Sushi literally means seasoned rice. There is rice vinegar and sake in the rice. Your palate is clearly fried from HFCS slop.

>>21435375
Just realize that the fantasy that autistic people have online about Japan is complete bullshit

>>21440440
which fantasy is that then?

>>21438546
>That includes the discretional sauce.
order a chikken katsu. throw away the sweet sauce. dip your fried chikken in miso soup , then in soya sauce, then spread wasabi on it.
thank me later. and tell your grandkids about me.

>>21436488
No, but he did sneak some shrimp base into his seafood stock and amazed his instructors by cheating. You should just read his memoirs instead of being a cunt.

>>21436850
They shouldn't make the sauce so good and the sushi so bland then. The combo of soy and wasabi is so delicious I'd dip a chicken burrito in it FFS. A fucking tuna roll is not some delicacy worthy of my deep, bowing respect. LOL

>>21436943
But the chef really knows he didn't and he knows you didn't find it inferior either.

>>21436952
This. Surely there's a happy medium.

>>21440975
That sushi chef spent TEN YEARS learning how to cut tuna into a square dammit! A filthy cur like you could never appreciate the precise right angles required to make a passable nigiri, let alone mar the chef's impeccable vision by using the sauce that he provided along with the dish

>>21435540
Italians don’t give a shit THOUGH

>>21435363
I know what this webm's actually about but did anyone notice the cute brunette milf at 0:23? That's my kind of woman. Nice.

>>21436873
>>21440975
the wasabi and soy sauce are condiments. they're provided for you to adjust the sushi to your tastes. using so much wasabi or soy sauce that you completely destroy the original product is seen as offensive to the chef. Just like dosing a steak in A1 would be seen as offensive to someone who chose the steak, seasoned, and cooked it carefully.

if you cannot understand this conceptually then honestly life must be really enjoyable for you, I'm jealous of your level of ignorance.

>>21440968
yeah I think I'm going to stick with Guy's opinion on him
have a negroni, have two

>>21435404
You are 100% wrong. The Chef now fully acknowledges the yelling man's samurai spirit and recognizes him as a true brother.

>>21441499
As a chef, my goal is to give my patrons a good culinary experience.
Let's say I make a perfect ribeye steak and give it to three people. The first person eats it as is and gives his compliments to the chef. The second person sprinkles some salt on top, eats it, and also gives his compliments to the chef. The third person pours gravy from his mashed potatoes over his steak, eats it, and gives his compliments to the chef as well. How should I, an accomplished grillardin, feel about each customer's experience? I'd feel great about all three because they all ate what they considered to be an amazing steak.
Nobody has ever made a perfect meal, nobody has the exact same culinary palate, and no chef has ever truly mastered the art of cooking. With that in mind, any chef who gets offended when someone alters their dish to fit their personal preferences has his head so far up his own ass that it's a health hazard in the kitchen.
That is unless the patron significantly alters the dish without even trying it first and doesn't like the result. Those kinds of people should be drawn and quartered

>>21441695
>Nobody has ever made a perfect meal
I have

>>21441695
Taste has a margin for subjectivity but most human tastes have an objective baseline for 99% of the populace. If you aren't that 99% then you shouldn't be surprised when the people who aren't outliers chastise you for unconventional behavior, especially when that behavior bleeds into convention and etiquette.

>>21435375
Good luck on this overmoderated board. Just saying something against asians will result in a ban. Fuck jannies and fuck weeb manchildren

>>21438733
And that's why they don't eat puss-ay

>>21435361 (OP)
Serves it with wasabi
>>noooooo don't use Le wasabi

>>21435375
To be honest a lot of asian americans are really obnoxious because they don't feel oppressed enough so they just make random shit up

>>21441400
Cool taste.

>>21441811
Nah.

>>21435363
Me when Japan one

>>21435361 (OP)
You’ll see the same shit in Japan. Go to any conveyor belt sushi joint and you’ll see locals drowning their sushi in a variety of sauces. Upscale places probably not so much but this behavior isn’t limited to gaijin piggus.

>>21438629
I do, it adds slight sweetness to the sushi which I find yummy. I dont care if it offends the guy who made it.

>>21438635
You'll learn that after 10 years of eating sushi

>>21438656
those are japmutts or zainichis