Thread 21435676

>family from Germany visits the USA
>they ask me to make hamburgers
>happily oblige
Now they are mad at me and asking for "real hamburgers"
What the fuck do they mean? These are real hamburgers. You can see the bun right there.
I don't get the complaint? They keep saying "Es sieht scheiße aus" what does that mean?

These are normal hamburgers.

>>21435676 (OP)
>These are normal hamburgers.
That is garbage. Proceed to neck yourself immediately.

>>21435682
They are hamburgers.
>beef (with corn!)
>burger bun
Hamburgers. It's all very logical. They weren't asking for a formed beef patty cooked to perfection, they wanted a burger bun with corn and loose beef on it.

Love me a good hamburger.

>>21435676 (OP)
Take meds.

>>21435706
https://andrewkushnick.com/blog/2024/3/23/what-to-do-when-youre-triggered-25-tips-from-an-emdr-therapist
What to Do When You're Triggered

I will ensure that all Europeans are served this when they ask for a hamburger.

Hamburger. :^)

Obviously they wanted one of these.

>>21435676 (OP)
fake and gay

>>21435676 (OP)
These will look the same coming out the other end

>>21435676 (OP)
Hmm, did you add African-American semen? I'm sure they expected that, because, you know...

>>21435676 (OP)
wow this is WAY funnier than the "cheeseburger" post.

>>21436062
OP cooked, as they say.

>>21435816
raw beef AND raw onion?
Why are they serving it on a bun instead of a lump of raw dough?

>>21435676 (OP)
When nobody was looking OP shat on three burger buns.
He shat on three burger buns.
That's as many as six halves of a burger bun.
And that's terrible.

>>21435676 (OP)
>They keep saying "Es sieht scheiße aus" what does that mean
This is how I know you're baiting, you can guess without knowing a word of German.

>>21435676 (OP)
That looks delicious OP, fuck those guys.

>>21435676 (OP)
Oh, so this is a SERIES of bad threads. Got it.
Corn is good but sage is better.

>>21436663
>>21436354
Sage is underused to season threads.
That said have a cornbump.

>>21435676 (OP)
>I have visitors
Nice try, anon

>>21435676 (OP)
take them out for some proper cheese hamburger sandwich rolls

>>21436354
Wowo you're so clever

>>21435676 (OP)
>>21435698
>>21435715
We have these types of hamburgers here, they're called sloppy joes.

>>21435676 (OP)
>put chilli onto a burger
>call it a burger
Why are seppos such fucking retards?

>>21436900
Did you know Burger Rings were originally intended to be placed onto burgers? Now people just eat them straight up

OP is just upset he got smashburger'd in the cheese burger thread earlier

>>21436900
>>put chili onto a burger
Wait, what exactly is the "burger" in this sentence? That is, what do you think was there before the "chili" was added?

>>21437056
the bun, obviously lol
It's what makes it a burger

>>21436900
>put chicken onto a burger
>call it a burger
Why are you such a nonwhite-nigger?

Ours are the fancy type. Pic related.

>>21437150
>Seppos
>calling anyone else non-white

>>21435715
>>21435698
Those are messy Joseph's sandwich.

>>21436323
That's pork you uneducated pleb

>>21435682
fpbp

>>21438462
Nah looks good mate

>Be American
>Take the food of another nation
>This is now the food of that nation
This is why no one listened to you lot when you talk about food. You say Italian is nothing but tomatoes and pasta and Mexican is nothing but beans and cheese. It's not, that's what Americans have done to it. American food is shit covered in dried spices and cheese then they claim it's "X cuisine". You lot are so ignorant and uncultured and this is why no one likes you.
>Inb4 we don't even think about you

>>21437034
True

>>21435676 (OP)
Anon that's a sloppy joe, well pretty close.
Why the AI generated image?