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August 9th NOON Local Time

Are you going? Want to host one in your city? Then post itt

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>>21426868

the mods of this boards are fat do nothing niggers that get asshurt about saying "nigger".
youre a nigger and you do it for free. clean up this post, you fat nigger anime nerd jannie

>>21436604 (OP)
No I've seen enough 4chan meet-up pictures and I'll spare myself the embarrassment thank you

>>21436604 (OP)
I live over by the Johnson space center but I don't cook could I just buy some beer and grab a cake from the local spic bakery or something

>>21436604 (OP)
If you want to come to the Chicago/Cook County event, join the telegram channel.

https://t.me/+rbAlTBzcvLI5YTdh

>>21436643
Met a lot of chill guys myself, but also most of the ones willing to go meet other dudes are gay.

>>21436695
>most of the ones willing to go meet other dudes are gay
I met a tranny from here. My wife didn't like him or his wife. I didn't like his wife but he was mostly okay. Neither of us could keep from glancing at his cut-off-tit scars as he grilled burgers shirtless. His wife's son (yes! He has an actual wife's son!) was too old to play with my kid (3 years old at the time; his wife's son was 7) and we didn't have much in common other than living near each other, both of us being on 4chan at the same time and he and I both having visited Iceland to see Buhjork and Mike Patton so missus and I didn't feel like there was much of a reason to keep in touch after that initial get-together. I suppose they feel the same way because we haven't heard from them, either.

>>21436713
>him

>>21436717
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Look, I don't know his birth name, the name he used was male and until he took off the shirt, he looked like an average dude, albeit a very short one.

>>21436733
>he looked like an average dude
>>21436713
>cut-off-tit scars

>>21436737
Learn to read, you blithering inbred.

>>21436733
>his
>he

>>21436604 (OP)
Didn't see one for Colorado, so I'll offer to host if I'm still in the area at the time
Sandstone Ranch in Longmont, CO is the closest appropriate place for me, not sure if there are working grills there but if not I can at least bring some cold food and drinks.

I’d go to the Tacoma one. I’d have to drink a few beers before but I think I could.

lonely neet here
anyone wanna come to washington dc?
we could walk around the mall and then take an uber to a tourist restaurant on 7th st

I'm the one who kept touching little kids at the one last year. I'll be coming to the one this year :^)

>>21436930
OMG I LOVE FOOD AND COOKING SOO DELICIOUS

>>21436713
Damn imagine bringing your wife and kid to a 4chan meetup. I would feel awkward enough just bringing myself

>>21436604 (OP)
>5 meetups on the west coast
>0 on the East Coast
Guess maybe I'm lucky. Probably would not want to meet any of you on here anyway

>>21436713
i choose to belive this story completely

>>21436907
Pick a park and cook something nigger

>>21436947
Flawda is the southeast m8 git on down

ngl one of these is like an hour from me and I would consider checking it out out of morbid curiosity but wouldn’t dare eat anything.
Maybe a few beers sounds alright.

>>21436975
You could bring fast food for yourself like a true ck autist

>>21437052
sounds better than shit piss and cum muffins

this >>21437052
>buy 1 mcchicken
>declare it is the best sandwich
>eat it
>film the creepy autists and 'jeets
>leave

>>21437052
I did mull over the idea that this could pretty quickly devolve into “a bunch of autists yelling slurs at each other in a McNaldo’s,” hah.
If one treated it purely as a social outing, there’s a nonzero chance you could make a cooking oriented pal in your area and go hammer some beers and get drunk and grill in the future or something.
But that’s heavily implying
>anyone on the board actually cooks

Or maybe start some kind of Big Autists Little Autists outreach program to help unfuck some of the more deliberately socially challenged members of the board.
Idk, I’m just spitballing here.

>>21437074
yeah dogg, I’ll be there. You comin’?
I’d bet you could Spirit yourself away for like $45, lessgo.

Anyone know any good grilling spots in Tokyo, Osaka, Nagoya, or Sapporo for this? I'd offer a location in my backwater place in Nowhere, Japan, but I'm sure other anons would rather have it in a larger metropolis.

FRESNO, CALIFORNIA, IT'S GOING DOWN, on a sunday in august (or sept)
https://discord.gg/MXgm24VJ

>>21437074
What, you afraid of a little shit on the street?

I live in chicago but I dont think I wanna meet any anons ever in irl life
Idk I think I just prefer you "people" to be words on a screen. I dont really like real life people that much. I like you guys alot but I dont want to make (You) real...idk...

i would love to participate in one in salt lake city, utah, though i would need to know that other people would be interested before comitting due to work scheduling.

the two parks i would think of off the top of my head are either murray park or liberty park. neither of these parks have grills available and im not sure if they allow cooking with things you bring yourself. according to https://www.slc.gov/parks/park-pavilions-amenities/ , there are only a few parks with grills, and i cant tell if they allow bringing grills from what ive found . im willing to call them monday/tuesday to figure it out. pavillion rentals may be an issue as they cost a bit, so interest would be needed before anythinng could be secured.

>>21436940
It was Labour Day thing and we didn't have plans since our street didn't do a cookout that year because COVID is scawy : (
That's why we met up. I mentioned that our street's block party wasn't happening and he said he's having one, he has a pool, there will be kids there around my son's age and we should all go. So we did. I'd been talking to him for months before we actually met up in person, mostly about Buhjork and stuff to do in the area.

>>21437344
I'm >>21436713/>>21437413
Besides the tranny, I met one other guy from here and his then-girlfriend. Similar to the tranny, the meetup was for a party. It was her or his birthday (don't remember) and they lived around the corner so we were like "why the fuck not?" I didn't have a kid at the time so it wasn't difficult to make it out of the house though it was kinda weird that they were walking distance. I mean literally around the corner. You walk down the street from this place my ex and I were renting and with the corner and they were at the end of the block.
Anyway, it turned out we had people in common. He went nuts sometime later and wound up homeless then in a home for crazy vets so we lost touch but we were pretty good friends for a few years before that.

>>21436962
Yeah I'm not driving all the way down to your gator infested swamp hole. Someone should do one near NY

>>21437487
>Someone should do one near NY
I'd take gator infested shitholes over liberal infested shitholes any day.

>>21437344
if you change your mind, see >>21436692

>>21437491
Outside NYC New York isn’t that bad

>>21436839
Actually make that a definite yes, I can stick around at least that long, and maybe making some friends in this area will help. Having nothing here but the relationship I'm having serious doubts about isn't helping matters.

>>21437121
Do nips allow it? Most places in Asia I've been to seem to be very against bbq or casual drinks in a park.
You can walk down the street with a long neck but relaxing in a park with one is taboo

>>21437551
Depends on which cardinal direction you travel. I have family in NJ so anything south and southwest of NYC for hundreds of miles is just as much as liberal shithole.

>>21436604 (OP)
>Oxnard
>Nothing in the entire Northeast
>But fucking OXNARD
Nobody will ever be able to convince me that 4chan is white.

>>21437491
Just read how your magic lowtax paradise can't even get people out of a soccer stadium because your train was designed with no interest in urban planning because it was made by the private enterprises that do their own thing.

>>21437487
I suggested a park in Brooklyn, everyone ignored it and now it's Oxnard and Spokane instead so show me
They've got more toy trains than places you can get to on a train.

Raleigh, North Carolina
Dorothea Dix Park (meet at Picnic Grove)
Come have fun with us or else your mother will die in her sleep on August 10th, 2026

>yeast coasties in charge of organizing anything
>west coast has efficiently organized multiple events flawlessly (with largest participation btw)
Heh, it really do be like that.

>>21436604 (OP)
I'll bring a big box of condoms, I get them for free at work

>>21437641
I’ll bring the 4chan cookies! >>21437659

>>21436959
>implying people on this board can cook
>>21437637
Why do half these places look like where pedos would lurk?

>>21437606
Well considering im not getting stabbed by an illegal/nigger on that train unlike NYC ill take that as a win.

>>21437606
I hate to agree with literally anyone from Florida since they're generally fucking retarded but you might be even more stupid that the average Floridian. The whole hurr durr muh trains argument is pointless because unlike you, said Floridian you're talking to likely has a car. Why the fuck would he need a train?
>>21437724
Considering that literally millions of people ride the trains and there are, maybe, two stabbings a year, that implies it's a non-issue. You might be more likely to be eaten by an alligator, shark or your average Panhandle fatty in Florida than you are to suffer a train stabbing in NY.

>>21437756
>Panhandle fatty
90% of Osceola County is obese. That's Central Florida.

Victoria Park, Truro NS. Canuckistan. Any takers? There's even some public grills. Gobless.

>>21436690
sounds perfect

>>21436713
>>21437426
>still haven't said what board
It was /pol/ wasn't it?

>>21437638
>west coasties eating cum brownies without hesitation
Yep, it really do be like that

Who is bringing charcoal?

>>21438050
Never been there, actually.
The guy who wound up homeless was from /b/ and I don't remember if the tranny was from here or /mu/. We either started talking about food and found our shared love of Björk and Patton or the other way around.

>>21437556
In Japan, there's a law where basically all coastlines and riverbanks are considered "property of the commons," meaning that you're allowed to use them for recreation (including grilling, as long as you bring your grill) without running afoul of the police.
There's also a select number of parks which have their own "barbecue space" grills set up for you to use, so while doing it in just any park is frowned on, I've seen public grills here just the same as in the US. I think you just have to reserve them a few days in advance.

The other reason I wouldn't recommend my neck of the woods is because our biggest BBQ park area is closed for renovation at the moment, but there are still others available if people feel like trekking up to Toyama. I figure Tokyo or Osaka are more convenient, though.

>>21436604 (OP)
>India

>>21438454
Are you saying that jeets in jeetland can’t have a /ck/ meet up?

Would you rather they had it in Canada?

>>21438413
heads, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes! head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes and you're a dancing monkey stooge, heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes!

>>21438603
I would rather they all disappeared from the face of the earth, 2bh.

>>21436604 (OP)
Clearly who ever organized this has never been to St. Louis. Why the fuck would you choose Fairground Park? Out all the parks St. Louis has you pick the most run down park in the most crime ridden neighborhoods. Fuck the hoops there don't have nets, you don't go to parks where the hoops don't have nets.

>>21438651
This
If we did tower grove park I might bring a case of beer and some chicken and then leave immediately after the first autistic thing Happens

>>21438672
Hodacks or Porters chicken? You probably only need a sip of beer before the first autiasmo shows up.

>>21438651
no one picked any of the parks in the top image. there was an older post where people just started listing park names. no one knows any of these fucking parks. and now this post assumes all of them will have a meetup. it’s an obvious troll to get people to show up somewhere that no one will be

>>21436604 (OP)
>bussy woods
chicagoland has such better parks but i'll take bussy woods. sometimes i go out there with a bladder bag of vodka and rent a kayak

>>21438790
Its the biggest park in the area with the most parking. I never go there to hike. Too many people and its all paved trails. But i wanted to be sure the park had spots to grill and that it gave us options.

My favorite spot is deer grove. But im not sure how good it would be for a meet up. I think theres like one spot with park benches. And this giant forest preseve by oak park.

Honestly, i never kept track of the amount of amenities at any of these forest preserves. Im interested in the ones that feel the most away from stuff so i can be in nature.

>>21436604 (OP)
you gonna bring your tranny wife this time and ditch us in the rain?

>>21436604 (OP)
fuck the east coast united states i guess?

>>21437557
bullshit

>>21438917
Suggest a park and add the park pic and name to the picture on ms paint if you’re willing to be the host.

>>21438917
>>21438933
:>)

>>21438978
Kek. New Yorkers and their superiority complex. I love it :)

>>21438413
Interesting, I've lived in Singapore, Malaysia and Taiwan, it's not allowed in parks anywhere which sucks. On the beach maybe.
>>21438745
Batman park is well situated actually for Melbourne. It's not a bad place.
Was convinced bussy woods was a troll until anons started talking about it seriously

>>21436604 (OP)
Im shitting in all those parks and parkgrills.

>>21436959
I mean I guess we could try to find a shelter in Rock Creek Park but they always end up being kinda packed.

>>21437552
>>21436839
But yeah it's settled, Aug 9th at noon, Sandstone Ranch, Longmont, CO for anyone who wants to attend

Will be overseas in August so
>Bangkok
>Best Beef On Nut
>Outdoor buffet BBQ - all you can eat for $9
>Lets say 7pm because it's too fucking hot in the day to be grillin
>Zero chance of someone shitting in the bbq
>Non-zero chance of someone turning up with a homeless ladyboy for the lols
Life is full of tradeoffs

This whole thread is some Facebook tier faggotry.
You really don’t belong here.

>>21439473
Seems like anons want frens.

>>21439473
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A NEET SHUTIN HIKIKOMORI LIKE ME
>MY HECKIN SECRET CLUB
>DONT ENJOY LIFE DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT SIT ON THE ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET DOOMPOSTING BLACKPILL SHIT ALL DAY
Sucks to be you nigger, doesn't it?
Just end it now, no one will miss you, deep down you know that.

>>21438624
Can't believe I spent all day doing 猿回し and the guy with the leash didn't even give me a banana
>>21439209
Singapore I can understand because of their reputation for strictness, but Malaysia and Taiwan surprise me considering how often you can find barbecue spaces here. Are there campgrounds where you could do it for a nominal fee? They have those here too.
>>21436907
>>21439387
I know in Bethesda you might be able to get the grill at Fleming Park. If you're looking for more nearby, just about any park that's a hit in the search below should work.
https://montgomeryparks.org/?s=Picnic+shelter+with+grill

I will be bringing rice krispie treats with zero added sawdust
okay maybe a little sawdust

>>21436604 (OP)
>even meeting in India
>not a single Euro meet up
:(

>>21439521
Singapore actually has a few spots near the coast but they're heavily enforced, you need to book them well in advance PLUS have a public bbq permit which takes months to approve, it's pants on head retarded.
The Taiwanese do bbq a damn lot but it's always at home rather than public, you used to be able to during the mid-autumn festival in parks but that's been banned now too
Malaysia is just confusing, maybe because we're a group of white people but had garden jannies demand us to stop the two times we tried. You'll never see locals doing it in the cities. Maybe on a remote beach, dunno.
Funny thing is locals will illegally setup a food stall with a charcoal grill out front of a park cooking satay sticks and no one blinks an eye, but doing it yourself simply isn't a thing.

>>21439802
An anon suggested Krakow (I’d go but I’m in the US)

This Nigga eatin jizz!

I'd to to a NYC or other north east meetup but I can't host.

>>21437344
Take it from someone who's done anon meetups all over the country: the ones in/around Chicago are the most deranged and unhinged psychos

>>21440261
You already have a host: >>21438978

>>21439209
I wish Melbourne got named batmania like they originally wanted

>>21440330
Can we do something in Tompkins Square Park instead? I don't like going to that part of town during tourist season

>all of the PNW ones are equidistant to me
Which one would I even go to? Homeless and techbros in the tacoma one, get caught in a protest in the portland one, or be with ruby ridge types shooting fire fighters at the spokane one

>>21438790
>chicagoland has such better parks but i'll take bussy woods. sometimes i go out there with a bladder bag of vodka and rent a kayak
see >>21436692 if you haven't already

Anyone want to do Austin or is Grapevine close enough?

>>21440540
If we do one in Austin then anons from the entire Texas triangle can come.

>>21440540
Austinites need to stay in their containment zone.

>>21440411
Similar situation, trying to decide between Tacoma and Portland, leaning towards Tacoma since it’ll be indoors and the meetup building has a couple restaurants I wanted to try

>>21436690
I can make the best Tuna Mac Ever!!!!!! I Live next to Joel Osteens giant Church.
We can go to the museum.

>>21436604 (OP)
>previous bread

You mean THREAD? This is why I'd never want to be around you fucking idiots IRL. Enjoy your cum brownies, you antisocial incel lardasses.

>>21440934
how new are you?

>>21438817
same, if i can count ninty seconds without hearing a fucking airplane or someone's broken exhaust i'm in bliss

>>21439484
"Fren".
Yeah, I'd really like to meet up with the politically confused, yet rightwing voting, woman hating, bitter, rejected, physically unappealing, videogame playing, anime watching, Apu identifying, frogposting incels.

No thank you.

>>21436808
This guy is such a phony. That doesn't even look like a genuine laugh. He looks like he's performing.
He's not intelligent but acts smug like he's smarter than most. Terrible traits. I'm glad those guys failed so hard and that the poor fools of /tv/ are still trying to pretend they're relevant.

>>21436604 (OP)
Where in Hermann Park, Houston anons?
It's literally the size of a small European city.

>>21440936
Best you're gonna get around Chicago that ive found is wolf road woods and the preserves around it in willow springs
Chicago sucks for nature

>>21440937
Id like to hang out with goofs that like fren posting instead of tight asses like you that think all of 4chan is pol.

>>21441028
Based

>>21440937
And yet here you are. Have you considered >>>/r/ope? I see your posts all over and they're all shit

>>21440937
Face it, if you're in this thread instead of hanging out with your normie friends, you're not any better than the posters you sneer at. If anything you're worse off, at least we have things we can genuinely enjoy and share with each other instead of just seething at people for having fun.

>>21439394
>>21436839
As for what I will bring, it'll be beer, homemade hummus, chips, maybe also some cakes from work or something.

>>21441316
>homemade hummus
That shit is the crack of dips, I can't go back to store made stuff afterwards. Same thing with mayo.

>>21440371
can we really do a picnic over there?

>trusting 4chan to cook for you
ishygddt

>>21440540
Grapevine is cursed for meetups. A gay Cowboy roams those shores

>2144093
Why are you here then fren? You must want to hang out with us a little if you’re posting here

>>21441316
>cakes from work
What kind of establishment do you work at?
Asking because I completed a patisserie course a while back and thought to ask someone on this board that’s in the industry how they like their work.

>>21442075
… Less than roam Austin, though.

I can’t wait to picnic with my fellow autists!

>>21442202
It's a cakes and cookies bakery, fairly simple stuff but we make a lot of it. It's preferable to the kind of work I was doing previously, no customers or teenage coworkers to deal with, the machines operate at a pace a human can actually keep up with, and I'm not inhaling plastic and metal all day.

anyone in Brisbane?
4006 here
>location
victoria park obviously

reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight having never tried my delicious cooking

>>21441001
Houston anon here, but not the guy who originally suggested el hermano parko. I've never actually been to the park, just (You)ing for interest.

>>21442490
>Hasn't been Hermann Park
You should go anon, it's really nice. And the zoo is there, we have one of the best in the world.

>>21437609
>>21438978
I’d bring a cheesecake and a nice bottle

>>21436604 (OP)
Why can't the Spokane meetup be by the lake in CDA? Riverside is full of junkies and trannies

>>21442857
>>21442490
>>21441001
I just wanted to turn up but not the 9th damn it

Is anyone ordering a bunch of pizza? What toppings does everyone want?

The /ck/ meet 2025 should, nay, shall be held at Hazratganj, Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh.

>>21443386
I think ordering pizza isnt in the spirit of a ck meet up. It should be more about cooking with anons or sharing food you made.
Pizzr would make sense at any other chan meet up though.

>>21443524
alright im ordering pizza anyway

>>21443545
Ok. Get some good local stuff. No fast food pizza plz

>>21443560
no i'm getting dominos

>>21436604 (OP)
>tacoma amtrak
i was joking when i posted that but i will show up there, fuck it. we could go up the hill out of sketchville and go to a bar or something if some anons show up

>>21443577
Im canceling the meet up

>>21443579
Kek, now you will have to post your meet up on /n/

hope some indians are in here because of how funny the New Delhi one actually happening would be

>>21443623
that would be unironically kino
while i do talk mad shit about indians on this website, i hope it happens.
maybe they'll do a cook a long for us

>>21436604 (OP)
I will split a mcchicken in kansas city with somebody (no joggers)

>>21443686
Indians are fine if they stay in india just stop fucking moving here

>>21443846
this planet is allergic to Indians

>>21443623
Yes some indians are here, I'm the one who suggested nehru park, I think we will be able to pull it off this time.

>>21436604 (OP)
Hi folks, glad to see that so many people are trying to revive my original meetup from last year! Just a friendly reminder to the organizers, you need to send me the licensing fee in advance to be approved as an OFFICIAL /ck/ meetup, or else your threads will be deleted. If you will be selling merch, I get a percentage of that too. I already talked to the mods on the Discord and they take DCMA Violations very serious, you could even get banned.

But hey, it's still flattering to see all you kids trying to make your own Junior version of the only Original /CK/ Meetup! Have fun!

>>21444282
Wrong trip friendo

>>21444282
That gay cowboy in the middle always gives me a sensible chuckle. The colossal faggotry really lays on the mirth. Thank fuck I wasn't there

>>21444323
That’s because you don’t touch grass

I want to get a free hit dog at the cookout. Will this be possible?

Who is grilling some ribs?

>>21444282
For me, it's order4mom
Also, OP can you make a new picture with the updated locations please? I don't see the Arizona one on there.

>>21444825
If you come to the Chicago one yea. Ill make you a dog anon.

>>21445033
here you go fren

>which dumbass invited /pol/?
fuck you. Ruined it.

>>21445033
>For me, it's order4mom
Team Order4dad checking in.

>>21445102
Diversity is our strength anon

which one of you faggots are going to the STL one

>>21445102
Don't worry; /pol/ never actually leaves the house.

>>21445244
>Don't worry; /pol/ never actually leaves the house.
i met my wife on pol

pot roast or fajitas, tacoma lads?

>>21439473
IIRC 4chan meetups started happening at least by 2006 or 2007. They are not new

>>21445278
kek i love the neck on that cunt. and didn't the far right guy shoot up a church?

Any jeetups? Ontario/qc

>>21445286
name a park Ramesh

>>21445283
It's shooped you absolute mong

>>21436604 (OP)
I might go to the grapevine one. I'll bring shitty pellet grill ribs

>>21445336
based and ribpilled

>>21445083
Is anyone actually going to the New York one? I posted that as a joke

>>21436907
Just kill yourself faggot

>>21445172
I'm within range but I'll never go. the city is not human friendly.

>>21445370
there will probably be a hobo or 2 there.
reddit might catch wind and tell everyone to go punch nazis, but they'll probably just get distracted by ICE.

Speaking of Ice, do bring some ice anons.

>>21436604 (OP)
Where are we meeting up Michigan /b/ros?

Farmington Hills here

>>21437641
What kind of work?

>>21445677
He’s a fluffed anon. And not a fluffer-nutter either!

>>21445639
Pick a park Michigan captain

>>21436713
Damn evn fully grown adults with functioning familly meet internet randos? Maybe I should become more confident to get involves with the ppl

90% of the people on this board live on long island
it's astounding the number of local strangers on the internet here

>>21445267
I vote fajitas

>>21445370>>21445385>>21445083


Columbus circle is a terrible spot for a picnic. you want a real meetup do it in a park far out east on the border of queens and brooklyn

I would never in my life risk eating something made by one of you freaks.

>>21445982
Columbus circle would just be the meetup spot, there are plenty of open spaces to set up. I wouldn't be opposed to Prospect Park either. Too far out is annoying by train

>>21443049
I'm good to do the weekend of the 7th or 16th instead, just throwing it out there

Amybody went to something like this? Do people speak in memes? Is it cringe?

>>21436604 (OP)
>florida meetup is in the least populated part of the state hours away from the major population centers

:/

>>21436615
Based.

i'm going to go and pick up a crew of black guys from the corner store just to make everyone else uncomfortable

>>21446685
Yes you introduce yourself as any name that you like to confuse the glowies who are there and actually know your real name into slipping up. All the real anons will keep calling you Calvin as you have requested. And no, they are not cringe.

>>21445102
>>21445244
Too late, we're showing up

>>21446900
So you’re making hitler burgers?

>>21446925
Yes and they will have bacon and/or cheese to discourage unwanted... palates

>>21446946
Joke's on you, I'm Jewish and I ate a bacon cheeseburger last night.

>>21446954
The second best kind of jew is one that ignores all jewish customs and enjoys a tasty cheeseburger of supreme quality and taste. Just don't eat too fast, I can only cook so many burgers even if all the grills were to run 24 hours a day.

>>21446971
It's all good, I can bring some hummus and bread for people to snack on while they wait for burgers.

>>21445335
no, that's the real version

>>21447105
Based, I’ll hide you in the attic if Hitler ever comes back.

>>21436692
this is wild i work like 5 minutes from busse woods I've been there but I don't browse /ck/ this is my first time here. I hope you guys have fun/

>>21447253
You should go anon

Happy fourth ck

>>21436643

I've meet some cool people from here but most of them are drugged up psychopaths

Hey Captain Arizona, I want to go but since that area has rules up the ass and they don't let you cook in anything but their ramada grills last I heard, I'll be relying on you to reserve a space like you said in order to actually cook anything. I'd like to bring some stuff to grill.

>>21447293
Thanks fren

>>21445379
what's the matter? don't want to get mauled by a pack of wild tyrones?

>>21446688
>least populated
nobody wants to be the next river stabbing hero(victim)

>>21436604 (OP)
someone make those cum brownies again they were delicious

>>21436604 (OP)
I will do the needful and be waiting for /ck/ friends in Nehru Park!

>>21447762
Needful saaar redeeem!

Did the Fresno meetup get confirmed Calianons?

>>21447762
If you are serious I might actually show up. But even if I do, meeting (you) guy(s) is not guaranteed as I'll have to assess from distance if you guys are safe to approach.

>>21447402
Hell yeah man. I'll confirm the reservation tomorrow morning.

>>21447253
If you want to show up anyways join the telegram channel

https://t.me/+rbAlTBzcvLI5YTdh

>>21436604 (OP)
doing 10 meetups at once is fucking asinine and a guaranteed way to make sure nobody shows up.

>>21448732
People are in different parts of the world, anon

>>21448732
Yea the texas meetup would have more people if the chicago meetup wasnt happening. Id definitely travel across 5 states to go to a cookout

>>21448754
nobody is going to any meetup

>>21436604 (OP)
Great idea, I will bring brownies

>>21437426
All of these meetups sounds really awkward. I'd hate to meet up with any of the deranged anons that argue for hours about the most pointless shit.

>>21448920
Everyone is nicer in real life. Remove the smells, body heat, immersion, and have background noise and people tend to cooperate better.

>>21448920
How do they sound awkward? We just said meet in this spot and bring food and drinks. Have you never been to a bbq?

>>21448930
cumming in food is nice?

>>21448946
it was real nice for the faggot with the tranny wife to leave us in the rain while he got chinese food. have you been to a meetup

>>21448974
No i havent but ill go to the Chicago one if it happens. I promise not to be like faggot texas anon. Ill post pics and everything

>>21436604 (OP)
Florida anon here, I'm not driving 4.5 hours one way to the panhandle to hang out with strangers, simple as.

any meet up continental europe?

>>21448974
Imagine worshiping a tripfag so much that you get mad at him for leaving while you had six other dudes to talk to. Do you really think that some retard who asks for orders from McDonald’s and rolls dice to determine the winner is really all that interesting? I think you missed his lesson all along: the power to organize a ck meet up was within you the entire time.

>>21448987
Same. I'm within driving distance of Chicago but hanging out with weird anons is probably the last thing that I'd ever willingly do.

>>21445278
>random 11 year old in the center
???

>>21448999
there has never been a 4chan meetup that didnt result in tragedy and disappointment

>>21448999
im lying i wasnt there. point stIll stands

>>21449003
I promise ill be cool anon. You should go. Maybe you'll be the weirdest one there

>>21448920
Nta but I don't cook, I hate cooking, I have no desire to learn how to cook, and I don't post on /ck/. I just want to have a reason to leave my apartment and hang out with some people for an hour.

>>21449246
Your the perfect guest anon

Who is going to a meet up?

>>21448987
I'm not even that far from Apalachicola and im still far as fuck from there.
Like you couldn't find a more out of the way place in FL, is there even a proper interstate running past there? can i just bust a south off 10?

>>21449708
There can be multiple Florida meet up points anon

>>21448908
>nobody is going to any meetup
Speak for yourself.

Faggot Cowboy here. I will attend the Grapevine meet up and may bring cheese balls again. I’ll eat all the food as well.

>>21450073
I wanna see some short shorts.

>>21445987
this
knowingly and willingly consuming anything made by a 4fag is diabolical work

>>21450059
enjoy eating food made by sexual deviants who want to harm you

>>21450971
Don't eat the cum brownies.

Im gonna make some very special brownies for this meet up

>>21436615
absolutely based

>>21436604 (OP)
>nehru park new dehli, india
oh thats why you get banned on this board from talking bad about indians lol you losers are pathetic

>>21451190
Look at this meek little cunt. An obvious shitbag in real life

>>21450971
Stay home with your skitzo paranoia then

>>21451197
look at this seething faggot shitting up my board rope yourself loser

>>21451207
Sorry I triggered you, you effete little weakling. I should've just played along that you're somebody of worth, rather than a complete non-entity. The gayest bit was:
>shitting up my board
YOUR board? What an honestly complete and utter turbo faggot. How incredibly pathetic

>>21451215
>Sorry I triggered you
you are the one replying to a post about indians you absolute melt lol
>YOUR board?
yes newfag. now get off it.

>>21451222
Oh, you think I care about Indians? No, definitely not. I sensed the faggotry in your initial post and was stunned by the pure gayness. Nothing to do with the subject you decided to prance about. You're a fucking effeminate little pussy
>mih mih mih yes my board get off it.
If you only had the self awareness to understand what a colossal faggot you sound like. What a feeble little prick you are. I can imagine how much of a desperado you are in the outside world.

>>21451215
indian i take it?

>>21451235
>Oh, you think I care about Indians?
no i think you ARE indian, you guys arent exactly champions of empathy lol

>>21451239
>>21451247
>o-o-oh y-you're Indian, my tiny little mind can't comprehend why someone would find my massive faggotry to be massively faggot-like
I suppose that what comes from having a very low IQ. You can come to whatever conclusion that your tiny little minds can come up with, given your limited brain power. Whatever helps you. It's totally unfathomable that you're just base level lowbrow cunts. It's never going to register. It's like responding to plankton

>>21451259
definetly indian. sorry about that anon

>>21451275
Frogposting as well. The bottom of the barrel. Worthless. I hope your parent(s) are prepared for the lifetime of burden. I would feel sorry for them, but it's their fault that you turned out a waste

>>21451281
lol absolutely seething

>>21451190
/ck/ mod xer does the needful and removes desi hate

>>21436615
Lol they just banned 2 anons and deleted their posts itt. for saying you get banned if you critizise india. mods and jannies are pathetic

Will they be map friendly events?

>>21451326
Kek. wont be long before they start banning indian streetfood posters from the webum threads. im so fucking tired of the moderation on this board at one time it was a place where we could have a bit of banter

>>21451331
What is a map friendly event?

>>21451320
>>21451326
Goes to show it's not about money, even if you work for free you'll be replaced by a jeet.

>>21451331
I'll be very friendly if someone wants to show me shipping routes or animal migration patterns
If pedos or phosphorescent pedo employees try to sell me something, I will not share my tendies

>>21451351
Yesmap.net

You can read the wiki.

>>21451331
If you want to share your interesting map collection, that would be welcome
If you're the other kind of "map", you want the /lgbt/ meetup, not this one

>>21451351
It tells you where to bring the eggs without drowning or getting arrested.

>>21451427
Based and responsible drug use pilled.

>>21445102
It's OK they'll all go to Nehru Park

>>21451639
India /ck/ will be interesting for sure.

>>21451198
It’s not paranoia when it has happened multiple times

>>21436604 (OP)
Aww sheeit see yallll N words in Fresno

>>21452932
Coward

>>21452094
>India /ck/ will be interesting for sure.
i'll be there cooking burgers for any anons who are interested

>>21453597
Kek, good luck

>>21436604 (OP)
Appalachicola is the middle of fucking nowhere as far as Florida goes... why not somewhere central like Gainesville

>>21439510
>>DONT ENJOY LIFE DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT SIT ON THE ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET DOOMPOSTING BLACKPILL SHIT ALL DAY
Why do you want to occupy physical space with people who do this?

>>21453867
I can do two things. I like hiking in the mountains all day and misery posting on r9k

>>21453872
I honestly don't want to be around anyone who posts on this site. I'm happy with my circle being full of normies who only use facebook and insta. I don't like neurotic, maladjusted racist weeb doomers. I think anyone socially desperate enough to go to one of these meetups must literally have no one else to talk to in life, not even family.

>>21453867
I could understand meeting up with chantards back in the 00s. They'd have just been awkward nerds with shared interests. I wouldn't want to hang out with any of the horrible faggots that post nowadays.

>>21450521
I got some denim shorts but they’re not short shorts

>>21453876
didn't ask

>>21436604 (OP)
>calling threads 'breads'

This is why I don't want to know any of you faggots.

>>21453672
They care that much? Imagine a nation that fucking huge and you can't get beef. Wow

>>21454041
good, i don't want to meet you either. you sound fucking miserable, boring, and unpleasant.

>>21454041
This guy HATES culinary wordplay and food buns, finds them completely loafsome

>>21454034
Too bad

Anyone live-streaming the meet up?

>>21454120
No im not a woman

any cu/ck/s in upstate NY?

>>21448417
It is all set? How long do we get it for?

>>21453877
your newfag is showing

>>21455573
I’ve been here since the 2016 election

I don't want to meet anyone that frequents this godforsaken hell hole.

>>21455923
Yeah, you people are the worst. I'm certain you're a rightwinger. You came here to be extreme and racist.

>>21455929
This. Maybe ten years ago it'd be a different story. Since the advent of the incel/pepe movement and MAGA I don't feel any kinship with fellow channers. Too many shit people who would never understand the spirit of the site. The bad people are now the majority and it's barely worth swimming against their current anymore. But, 'here forever' and all that.

>Nehru Park, New Delhi
Is this real? Are there fellow jeets actually going to Nehru Park on Rakshabandhan?

>>21455936
>You see, I can't go to a cookout because online virgins and cartoon frogs and republican racists have forged an impassable divide of spiritual understanding among anime food forum posters that can never again be reconciled
No yeah, you really do belong here and not outside.

HEY GUIZ, is anyone interested in doing a virtual meetup on August 9? I was thinking we could have a special website, where anyone interested in food and/or cooking could get together at noon on the Big Day, regardless of physical location.

Instead of bringing food, you could just create your own discussion zone at the virtual meetup, to share what you are cooking are eating, and other people could comment. You could even post pictures! If you want to keep things "local", you could create a discussion zone about food in your local area! Or if you just want to talk about food or cooking generally, or even food-related entertainment, you could create a separate discussion zone (or "thread") for that too.

Just think about it, you would get all the benefits of a physical meetup, but you wouldn't have to risk meeting stinky 4chan pervert creeps..... and you wouldn't have to worry about the meetup organizer leaving after five minutes to go eat Chinese food with a transsexual prostitute.

I mean, when you think about it, if we could do a virtual meetup on the intarwebs, why would anyone bother meeting in person at all? (Except for pedophile groomers, of course.) Wow, TECHNOLOGY, amirite?

Be sure to check back on August 9, I'll post a link to the /ck/ Virtual Meetup website--a safe place to discuss Food and Cooking and post related images!

>>21456014
2020 pls leave


But srsly this is gud idea

>>21456022
I set up the August 9 virtual meetup e-zone in advance, in case anyone wants to test it out:

>>>/ck/

Please be nice! (I got some people to help moderate offensive posts, but they are all volunteers, they do it for free.)

>>21456031
Kek

I hope you were wearing a n95 mask when you typed that.

There’s a global pandemic going around people! Mask up and social distance!

Why isn’t there a meet up in El Paso?

>>21455936
>>>/r/ope

>>21455573
How so? The spirit of this website is totally different nowadays. I don't feel any kinship with you retards. I hate you all. This place is only good for shitposting now.

Don't you find it weird that dallas cuckout is conspicuous in her absence? She'd usually be right on this. Makes me think she's gone anonymous, probably modding the thread.

>>21455936
I mostly agree with this but right/leftwing isn't really the problem. The issue is that these retards make it a core aspect of their personality because they never had one worth a fuck to begin with.

>>21457197
There are already a few posts ITT that suggest he is closely monitoring. Yeah, normally whenever the subject of last summer's disaster comes up, he comes in with a bunch of new excuses. You mentioned modding, and he's obviously a janny (or a janny-adjacent "contributor") because any other tripfag would have been banned ages ago.

We've been telling him for a full fucking year to ditch the trip because it's gay and reddit.... just like the entire concept of 4chan "meetups". What part of ANONYMOUS ONLINE IMAGEBOARD do people fail to understand? And yet here we are..... this gay thread has been up for 10 days, when a single mention of the Big Texan will deleted with a complimentary unappealable ban.

>>21457237
Meetups have happened on 4chan for as long as I can remember. Why people go to them I'll never know especially nowadays. I would never in a million years want to meet up with one of you faggots unless it was to punch one of you in the face.

>>21457247
Then the DFW /ck/ meetup should especially interest you. A certain somebody has yet to CATCH THESE HANDS NIGGA

>>21457193
>I don't feel any kinship with you retards. I hate you all.
;_;

I would go but as a woman it would be horrible. I need friends who are based and hate the fucking Jews like good grief.

>>21457439
Is Crystal Cafe based?

>>21457466
I don't know what that is.

>>21457439
It would be horrible regardless of your gender, but I doubt it'll be much worse for women in particular. What exactly do you expect to happen?

>>21457439
I would have suggested bringing female friends to make it less horrible, but having too many women might just make it way worse. Try Duolicious or something if you think there's a better place to meet people who narrow their eyes at J capitalization than a public park full of anons lol.

>>21457439
Cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman.

>>21457470
"Female 4chan" but be warned that means it's full of niggers because black women love this site and IB's for some reason.

>>21457511
Also it isn't just that one of the two women who posted there and got arrested was black. So we know.

>>21457494
That's a fair point, not to mention the semen/piss cakes which I forgot about
>>21457495
I don't have any friends that's why I want to go
>>21457511
Lol what? I am half black, maybe you're on to something, go on. It's is Spokane so yeah tons of blacks there (unfortunately)

>>21457439
I could make a throwaway email for you if you want

>>21457538
>I am half black
Never mind, I'm not making you a throwaway email anymore

>>21457576
Based.
>>21457538
Every time.

>>21457575
>>21457576
For duolicous? I don't know what that is. I understand, the bigger fatigue is real.

>>21455936
Just stop talking

>>21457538
>mulatto
Cute

>>21457255
FREE EGG ANON. FREE MY BOY. I WANT TO EAT HIS EGGS THIS TIME

>>21457197
oh for sure, wouldn't be surprised if that cuck is the OP. it's still a cool idea and I hope at least some of the meetups do end up happening.

>>21439394
I guess I will attend, I will probably bring gyros or wings.

>>21457439
>I would go but as a woman it would be horrible. I need friends who are based and hate the fucking Jews like good grief.
met my wife on a 8pol meet up

>>21457538
Where are all the blacks in Spokane? I rarely see any. It's mostly methed up whites causing trouble downtown.

>>21457871
That's inspiring. I'm happy for you
>>21457913
Idk I live in Idaho so it's all black and gay away from me

I'm going to call ICE on every location so you spics n nigs better bring your running shoes with you

>>21458117
Why would the blacks care? They’d hoot and holler as Hispanic ICE agents took illegals away.

>>21458117
It would be more likely to free up space than concern anyone here, unless there's been a change in policy and they deport blacks to Africa now

>>21441001
Near the fountains (close to the japanese garden) there's a bunch of picnic tables.

>>21436604 (OP)
Hey guys! Let me give you a little advice as the original /ck/ Meetup creator--for the city captains, the most important thing you need to know is the local options for Chinese Restaurants when your wife wants to leave (usually about 5 minutes in).

For Laurelhurst Park in Portland OR, pic related are the closest Chinese options. I'm going to recommend MASTER KONG restaurant, which is not only closest to the park, but highly rated on Ubereats! My wife would probably order their Handmade Pork Dumplings with the Handmade Spring Rolls. (Note: the restaurant appears to be located in the The Ghetto, but this is Portland after all, it's the life you chose.)

>>21459728
Unfortunately, not so many options in Apalachicola, FL..... The only choice seems to be GREAT WALL restaurant, about 30 minutes away from the park. Also, on Saturdays, they do not open until 4:00 PM!

Based on that, my wife would probably not let me attend the meetup at all. But if you do, she would probably order their House Special Egg Foo Young and Coconut Shrimp.

>>21436604 (OP)
Every single food item will be just like the /k/ cum brownies

>>21459738
Finally, back to civilization! The Hermann Park attendees in Houston TX have many options, the closest being the whimsically named MR SOYSAUCE restaurant!

My wife would probably order their spicy Beijing Chicken with japalenos and garlic, even though it would make her fart all night! (Ha ha, just kidding honey!)

>>21459758
When I first saw the India meetup mentioned, I thought it was a joke! But no! Nehru Park is actually an optimal location, central to several Chinese restaurants, including CHINESE GARDEN just south of the park.

(I could not find their menu online, but my wife would never eat there anyway, she is very racist toward Subcontinental peoples.)

>>21459788
Kek! You really nailed him!

>>21459728
>the most important thing you need to know is the local options for Chinese Restaurants when your wife wants to leave (usually about 5 minutes in).
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE DO IT AGAIN

>>21461002
>worshiping a tripfag so much that you thought that he was the main attraction for the meetup
NGTMI

>>21445742
>>21445639
I'm out in Lake Orion, would we do a park in Oakland or something like Belle Isle?