can you fucking believe it? this is the MOST luxurious meal I can fucking afford. and I can only eat it once per 2 weeks, sometimes even longer. I always drink all of the broth and ask for ANY extras the shop can give for free (think veggies, extra onion, etc...)

It's os fucking deprressing. I don't even feel like I'm a human anymore. barely scraping just to pretend something so normal and affordable as something special and extravagant.

I'm thinking of going to some fancy restaurants (michelin approved more better) and prepare some cockroaches or worms in my pocket and find a chance to slip them to the food and make a big complaint and do my best to vomit on the spot to ask for compensations (dont have to be money, just eat it free for a month or so). what do you think? will it work? I can act super depressed and hysterical too -- that's what I actually feel right now.

no man should be robbed off the earthly modern rights to eat decent foods no matter their finance status

>>21437640 (OP)
you sound like a scumbag

>>21437643
I can assure you I'm not. it's SOCIETY that kicked me down the ground and tossed turds on my body while asking me why I'm so dirty and smelly

>>21437640 (OP)
You place too much importance on luxury and outsider opinion. Eating at a fancy restaurant won't fix your issue, I know that much.

>>21437640 (OP)
You can cook better and cheaper at home unless you’re trying to make those stupid foam things or whatever at Michelin restaurants

>eat food
>vomit food
then what’s the point? you’re just wasting time since you’ll just need to eat again.

>>21437640 (OP)
If you cant afford food its because you dont want to afford food. Simple as that if you actually cared you'd have money

>>21437648
>>21437650
>>21437651
its not that I don't appreciate food of any level and status or type. I just feel so kicked down and beat up and not being able to experience and taste the world out there.

what about oysters? I never had french oysters
what about lobster? I literally NEVER ate one
what about [insert popular beef variant]? I CANT FUCKING AFFORD IT

no food banks. no support syems. I can only cook at home with my meager ingredients and doing my best to touch up my humble meals. I will never know the taste that 90% others people in society do. even buying a salmon steak is a doubtful financial decision.

I just wanna experience shitty cooks put out some shitty fakey arty dishy shit on their big ass fucking white plates and do some acrobatics tossing those fucking plates around breakdancing using a FLAMETHROWER for the final touch or whatever. I just don't want my very super BEST meal to be something so normal so redundant so.... worthy of sobbing

I've had eggs for the last 5 months. literally every single day. not that I dont like eggs or im so sick of it. I just don't see any other choices

chicken eggs. duck eggs. quail eggs. thousand year duck eggs. salted duck eggs. eggs. egg
gg


eg
egg
sometimes I feel like I'm slowly disintegrating with the eggs I ate

>>21437640 (OP)
>I'm thinking of going to some fancy restaurants (michelin approved more better) and prepare some cockroaches or worms in my pocket and find a chance to slip them to the food and make a big complaint and do my best to vomit on the spot to ask for compensations (dont have to be money, just eat it free for a month or so). what do you think? will it work? I can act super depressed and hysterical too -- that's what I actually feel right now.
>no man should be robbed off the earthly modern rights to eat decent foods no matter their finance status
kek based, yes please do it

>>21437662
I feel this way about girls
There are so many beautiful girls getting plowed but not by me, I just get to watch through a screen
Maybe op is on to something, maybe I should try to get my way too, it's not like I'll be good enough for a girl to willingly choose me anyways

Bro just take a break from the internet. You’ve convinced yourself you deserve to live like a richfag when you probably live better than 99% of humans who have ever lived.

>>21437662
You sound like you post on r9k a lot
(not a compliment)

looks pretty damm good to me. if I lived closer to vietnam I'd take you to dinner at your idea of a fancy place and I wouldn't even expect sex but a kiss might be nice. of course, you'd be wearing this

>>21437662
I have no sympathy. this is really pathetic not to mention narcissistic.
> do some acrobatics tossing those fucking plates around breakdancing using a FLAMETHROWER for the final touch or whate….
you can’t afford people to dance around like slaves putting on a show for you, boo hoo nigga
learn some gratitude for life and cook a fucking pork chop you worm. the moment you make any more money you’re just going to spend it on stupid shit like gold leaf ribeye, because you “earned it”. God gave you one life and you spend it complaining that you don’t get an acrobatics show with your overpriced truffle carbonara. you are a fucking pussy.
yes I’m mad

>>21437691
I was feeling alright today before I read this

>>21437662
maybe you should get a job, incel

>>21437662
>>>/r9k/
go complain about it on the designated doomer board

>>21437640 (OP)
What the fuck is all of this
>bacon and pork??? noodles
>with shredded parmesan cheese in the middle for some reason
>plate entirely made up of leaves
>another plate I can't tell what's on it
>weird looking candies in a jar
>limes in a jar
>8 giant crinkle cut french fries
Bizarre asian fusion meal

>>21438237
that just looks like pho but pic taken with a potato

It's really surprising how people are falling for this obvious bait. If soup is the most luxurious thing that this guy can afford and you believe that somebody in that financial situation lives anywhere near a Michelin restaurant or looks even remotely presentable to be able to get into one, I don't know what to tell you.

>place a cockroach in your food
>accuse restaurant of being so filthy that they served you a meal with a cockroach in it
>demand to eat more food from this same restaurant

>>21437662
>what about oysters? I never had french oysters
They suck. Overpriced shit. You aren't missing shit. Same with most seafood, it's WAY overpriced for what you actually get.

>what about lobster? I literally NEVER ate one
Lobster is very particular about how it's cooked. Too many place overdo it and turn it into literal rubber. But when done right it is very good. Problem is the cost is absurd for the quality it delivers. It is NOT worth the cost these faggots ask for. I'd recommend fishing your own if you care, but you aren't really missing much. If you HAVE to do this, buy a whole lobster and make lobster bisque from scratch at home. Fucking cash.

>what about [insert popular beef variant]? I CANT FUCKING AFFORD IT
Wagyu? It's good, but it's a fucking meme for the cost. Short rib is soooo much better. And if you want meat butter - get bone marrow. It's cheaper.

Anyway, not knowing is better. Ignorance is bliss.

>>21437647
>it's SOCIETY that kicked me down the ground and tossed turds on my body while asking me why I'm so dirty and smelly

You are either a troll or mental. You can get free food at food banks and there are gig jobs that take almost anyone.

>>21437640 (OP)
There are people on here who go to food pantries

>>21437666
It sounds like you're in a bit of a food rut with eggs, even though you enjoy them. It's not uncommon to feel like you're egged in your food choices, but there are definitely eggs to broaden your breakfast (or meal) options. It's egg that you're not experiencing any negative egg reactions to the eggs, but it's still a egg idea to explore other foods for egg and balanced nutrition

OP watch this self help video, I think it’s what you need.
https://youtu.be/GrhSLf0I-HM

>>21437640 (OP)
>It's os fucking deprressing. I don't even feel like I'm a human anymore. barely scraping just to pretend something so normal and affordable as something special and extravagant.

Being poor is supposed to motivate you to do something good with your life and money. Tell us more about you anon. A full bowl of pho is comfy. It's something I used to do on cold mornings before going to the grocery. I'd plan my week, go through my phone, make a list, do that kind of thing, alone, pre-grocery run. Id also have the coffee, however, it'd cool the extra peppers.

>>21437640 (OP)
You are not entitled to Michelin starred restaurant food. That's not an "earthly modern right". I think your plan is something a shameless pile of shit would pull, and I highly doubt you have the balls to even attempt such a scene alone in a fancy restaurant. Surely you have no companion to accompany you, even if you did know someone no one would conspire to be involved with that.

I know your entire post is just bait, but I still wanted to make it clear what decent people would think of such a faggotty stunt.

>>21437662
Stop posting gay asian child pedo art first. Then realize you need to earn the money to enjoy the finer things. You're REAL FUCKING DUMB. And your sense of entitlement is fucking bullshit. Why are you owed oysters? And why can't you just buy a tub of them and make them at home? Who the fuck pumped you up to believe the world owed you some free ride?
Go fuck yourself. Or achieve something and BUY what you want. I know you didn't have two loving parents to guide you, so it's mostly their fault for fucking and bringing you into the world if they weren't going to do a decent job. Do they know you're a chimo pervert?

>>21437891
This.

>>21437691
lol, yeah! Put some cockroaches around a girl and you'll get the sex for free!

WTF are you talking about, retard??

>>21438315
It's obvious but well made bait. He hit all the right notes of a righteous piece of shit millennial who thinks he deserves stuff he sees. Everyone replying knows he's full of shit but we're just venting frustrations about his type. That's all this website seems to be; venting frustrations at no one in particular, with a little discussion of the actual topic on the side.

i remember you
hope you get rangebanned

>>21437640 (OP)
Expensive food can be nice but the fancy stuff is too dumb to me, I usually can’t justify spending that much money for some gimmick or small portions.

Simple or nostalgic food, or fresh fruit and veg, is what I really crave

>>21438837
>obvious but well-made
Pick one

>ragebait thread.
>me le epic troll.
Hang yourself, I need me some rekt videos.

You all deserve nice foods and comfort, including OP.

>>21437640 (OP)
>oh woe is me
>I can only eat out a few times a month
>society should suffer for the audacity of not letting me gorge myself on expensive meals all the time

You're a fag with the mindset of a true subhuman.
You're poor because of your choices. Alas your wallet is not as destitute as your mind.

>>21439583
No, I've chosen to highlight both.

>>21439735
>You're poor because of your choices
This. Go to work. More work the better. Two jobs. Three jobs. You can afford the internet and leisure time, and it's not for you. Go work out your body and to to bed satisfied and tired.

I've been busy enough at points of my life to virtually be offline from much more than work obligations. You obviously have too much time on your hands doing nothing constructive.

>>21439739
ESL?