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4chan cookies
Why doesn’t this site sell 4chan cookies?

Think of the possibilities.

What message would you want to see when you open up your very own 4chan cookie?
Anonymous No.21437663 [Report] >>21437706 >>21438541 >>21440393 >>21443324 >>21443926 >>21443932 >>21444822 >>21444950 >>21445449 >>21445480 >>21446069 >>21451524 >>21452276 >>21452523 >>21453469
>>21437659 (OP)
Anonymous No.21437664 [Report] >>21437671
ur a faget
Anonymous No.21437671 [Report]
>>21437664
Anonymous No.21437680 [Report] >>21437715
>>21437659 (OP)
https://fortunecookiegenerator.com/custom-fortune-cookie
Anonymous No.21437706 [Report]
>>21437663
gookie
Anonymous No.21437715 [Report] >>21437740
>>21437680
Anonymous No.21437740 [Report]
>>21437715
Kek
Anonymous No.21437763 [Report]
>>21437659 (OP)
I am sure food with 4chan branded on it would have stores and distributors clamoring to do business with them kek
Anonymous No.21437805 [Report] >>21437993
no one trusts food from channers after the brownie incident.
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>>21437805
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>>21437659 (OP)
>open 4chan cookie
>"kys faggot"
>close 4chan cookie
Anonymous No.21438205 [Report] >>21438252
I think it would be funny to buy fortune cookies that just have random posts inside
Anonymous No.21438231 [Report]
>>21437659 (OP)
Collect them all!
Anonymous No.21438234 [Report] >>21438267
Anonymous No.21438252 [Report] >>21443502
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Anonymous No.21438274 [Report] >>21441673
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>>21437659 (OP)
I'm embarrassed to like the idea this much.
Anonymous No.21438476 [Report] >>21440592
>>21437659 (OP)
I have one in my wallet that says "You are not illiterate".
Anonymous No.21438502 [Report] >>21453997
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>>21437663
choke on ur cookie
Anonymous No.21438638 [Report] >>21438650
This is just kiwifarms random.txt feature
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>>21438638
Anonymous No.21438731 [Report] >>21438937 >>21440584 >>21440746 >>21453966
More Americans know what the acronym bbc stands for than ptp. Let that sink in.
Anonymous No.21438937 [Report] >>21439085
>>21438731
Anonymous No.21439085 [Report] >>21443440 >>21444827
>>21438937
I would but I am currently on a prime teen pussy expedition ending in August.

Shame because there were a few meetup spots in C*lifornia
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>>21437659 (OP)
>Why doesn’t this site sell 4chan cookies?

That's a good idea, Hiroshimoot ought to look into it.
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>>21437663
Nigger! Poopy poopy nigger!
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>>21438731
No. If I let the sink in, I'll have to let all its plumbing in, too. And then it'll invite the toilet over and the tub and then I'll have a whole new bathroom… actually, that doesn't sound too bad. I'll let the sink in. I hope it likes Oreos.
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>>21438476
I used to have one that read "you are always right" but my friend snatched it from me and ripped it up because he got tired of me pulling it out during any arguments
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Anonymous No.21440610 [Report]
>Do Americans Really?
Anonymous No.21440615 [Report]
good thread. unless its been done before, in that case fuck you op
Anonymous No.21440682 [Report]
With a car you can go anywhere
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>>21438731
Well yeah, the British broadcasting company has had several popular television shows in the states and is a widely respected news media outlet that is generally regarded as centrist and factual in its reporting.
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>>21437659 (OP)
>Open cookie
>It's chlorine gas
Anonymous No.21440964 [Report] >>21441052
add the words "in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie.
Anonymous No.21440973 [Report]
>open 4chan Cookie
>paper is rolled up and comically long
>says long cat is long
Anonymous No.21441052 [Report] >>21442224
>>21440964
: (
Anonymous No.21441069 [Report]
>1992 space movie
Anonymous No.21441112 [Report] >>21441245
Anonymous No.21441114 [Report] >>21442486
Surprised this one hasn't popped up yet.
Anonymous No.21441123 [Report] >>21441127
Where do I get the fortune cookie template and how do I type text on the fortune?
Anonymous No.21441127 [Report] >>21441277
>>21441123
you have to print it, write it, scan it, and upload it anon

this is how online dating used to work as well
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>>21441112
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Anonymous No.21441277 [Report] >>21441285 >>21441288 >>21441293 >>21441304
>>21441127
Come on man, stop fucking with me. No one has a scanner printer anymore. There's some meme template being used for these fortune cookies and I demand access to it.
Anonymous No.21441285 [Report]
>>21441277
you can't just save any of the above and blot in whatever you want?
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>>21441277
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>>21441277
Here you go fren
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Anonymous No.21441304 [Report] >>21441311 >>21445934 >>21450615
>>21441277
here anon I made this one just for you. don't give it to anybody
Anonymous No.21441311 [Report] >>21441322
>>21441304
thanks bro
Anonymous No.21441322 [Report] >>21441338
>>21441311
my efforts were for nought
Anonymous No.21441338 [Report] >>21441483
>>21441322
Anonymous No.21441354 [Report]
I think it’s a cute idea. Opening Posts would work really well like this as they’re more self contained. Posts from a thread and replies would more often than not be incomprehensible without context or the reply chain
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Anonymous No.21441473 [Report] >>21443941
fortune goatse.
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>>21441338
Anonymous No.21441636 [Report] >>21453997
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>>21438274
i loled
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>>21437659 (OP)
>Think of the possibilities.
Six million variations on Nigger and Tranny
Anonymous No.21442206 [Report]
>my name is hiro and I hate every single one of you
Anonymous No.21442224 [Report] >>21442249
>>21441052
that's not even readable.
Anonymous No.21442249 [Report]
>>21442224
Legible, my ESL amigo. Also, it's perfectly legible. Get your eyes checked.
>this side down
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>>21441114
I was about to do that. Good job!
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>>21437659 (OP)
Anonymous No.21443252 [Report] >>21443395
>>21437659 (OP)
suspiciously long fresh prince pasta
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>>21437663
wow
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>>21443252
Anonymous No.21443404 [Report] >>21444830
Anonymous No.21443411 [Report] >>21444512
Anonymous No.21443438 [Report] >>21453981
>>21437659 (OP)
They should make the paper in the fortune cookie edible.
Anonymous No.21443440 [Report] >>21444212
>>21439085
>currently on a prime teen pussy expedition
Whats this? Tell me more about this, assuming it's 18 and 19 year olds
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>>21438252
This feels targeted, not random.
Anonymous No.21443536 [Report]
Have to add like 2 dozen spaces to center the text.
Anonymous No.21443540 [Report]
How do I type the text in the template? I can only figure out how to hand write with my stylus
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>>21437659 (OP)
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>>21437659 (OP)
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Anonymous No.21443733 [Report] >>21443740 >>21444383 >>21446009
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>>21443733
kek
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Anonymous No.21443926 [Report] >>21443928
>>21437663
How would you reply if you received one of these in real life?
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>>21443926
Anonymous No.21443932 [Report] >>21443936 >>21444822
>>21437663
Anonymous No.21443936 [Report] >>21443937
>>21443932
that dog died of an heart attack in 2009 :[
Anonymous No.21443937 [Report] >>21443951
>>21443936
if only someone posted the heart attack immunity image
Anonymous No.21443941 [Report]
>>21441473
> fortune goatse.
It does have the natural contours. This is a 4channel board so everyone use your imaginations.
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>>21443937
Anonymous No.21443987 [Report] >>21443996
>The heat from the rice cooks the egg.
Anonymous No.21443996 [Report] >>21444092
>>21443987
Anonymous No.21444061 [Report] >>21453997
>>21437659 (OP)
Lol
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>>21443996
kek. thanks.
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>>21443440
You wish. Yes, 19 lol
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>>21443733
Lolololol.
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>>21437659 (OP)
Anonymous No.21444417 [Report]
>>21437659 (OP)
Why are you fags not masking this shit so it becomes an actual opening of a fortune cookie?
Anonymous No.21444512 [Report]
>>21443411
GET OUT OF MY HEAD I'VE HAD THIS SHIT STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE 2023
Anonymous No.21444569 [Report] >>21444812
Tits or GTFO
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>>21444569
Anonymous No.21444822 [Report] >>21445039 >>21446003
>>21437663
you're a jew
>>21443932
based doggo
Anonymous No.21444827 [Report] >>21446003
>>21439085
Philippines?
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>>21443404
yaaaaay /ctg/ reference
Anonymous No.21444935 [Report]
Breaking news: the 4chan cookie company has been shut down after inadvertently distributing child porn in the "random post fortune cookies"
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>>21437663
N----- >>21437659 (OP)
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>>21444822
>Niko’s Coinslot
Anonymous No.21445449 [Report] >>21445726
>>21437659 (OP)
>>21437663
PLEASE tell me there is an image of the exact same fortune cookie but without the paper! This is needed for the gif bros!
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>>21437663
Lol
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>>21437659 (OP)
>>21445449
This is the best I could do for the instant gifs...
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Anonymous No.21445883 [Report] >>21445915
Gonna animate it
Anonymous No.21445915 [Report] >>21445949
>>21445883
wait are you able to find some good enough pics to go from unopened to cracked open showing the message post?
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>>21441304
Thanks for the template bro /)
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>>21445915
No, speen
and I failed
Anonymous No.21445957 [Report]
Used pivot instead, winrar
Anonymous No.21445980 [Report]
Maybe I shouldn't of used the interpolation
Anonymous No.21445995 [Report] >>21446009
>>21437659 (OP)
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>>21444822
I believe I’ve seen this young man’s butthole. >>21444827
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>>21445995
haha >>21443733 beat me to it
Anonymous No.21446014 [Report] >>21447275
>>21437659 (OP)
Anonymous No.21446069 [Report]
>>21437663
Fuck you.
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>>21446014
Isn't that Rick Stien?
Anonymous No.21447309 [Report] >>21447357 >>21448418
wala
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>>21447309
Based
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>>21447309
Heh
Anonymous No.21449020 [Report] >>21449612
>>21447378
It's 4chan cookies not Kiwifarms cookies
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>>21449020
But the cookie is correct anon
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>>21441304
thanks
Anonymous No.21450630 [Report] >>21451289
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>>21450630
Fuck
Anonymous No.21451301 [Report] >>21451413
No but 4chan should sell some merch

Like I would wear a happy negro shirt
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>>21451301
Think of the possibilities
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Anonymous No.21451524 [Report] >>21451689
>>21437663
U r an faget
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>>21451524
Anyone else read this in microsoft sam at 300 pitch?
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>>21437659 (OP)
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>>21437663
fuck u
Anonymous No.21452523 [Report] >>21453493
>>21437663
nigger
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>>21437663
fine
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>>21452523
dense cunt
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>>21437659 (OP)
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>>21438731
https://p2p.ytmnd.com/
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>>21443438
It already is, just pop it in your mouth and suck down some sodie pop to get it all nice and soggy, swish it around and it'll dissolve, ready to swallow. The fortune doesn't come true unless you eat the paper, you know.
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>>21443727
Anonymous No.21453997 [Report] >>21454114
>>21438502
>>21441636
>>21444061
What the hell is wrong with you people?
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>>21453997