Have you ever told someone you didn't like their food?

>>21437669 (OP)
yes, there was a really hot girl who invited me over for a steak dinner and I remarked that the steak tasted like feembrap. Turns out, she farted into the sous vide bag she used for the steak.

>>21437669 (OP)
I’ve been violently thrown out of two restaurants in my life.
I know how to piss a chef off.

>>21437682
I think he wanted stories, not fantasies.

My siblings and I all became great cooks because our mom simply could not do anything but reheat frozen food in the oven or a pan

Only my mum when she roasted lamb or kid. She had a tendency to overcook them. She could cook lamb chops just fine but roasting a leg was always a crapshoot. Pork, too, but not nearly as often. And I guess fried fish. I don't like oily fish fried and she preferred them so if she was frying fish, it was almost certainly going to be sardines or anchovies it something like that. I like them any other way but just don't care for them fried.

>>21437669 (OP)
Yes. And the cut of their jib, to boot.

>>21437669 (OP)
mom had a phase of trying just about every meme recipe she came across in the 90s. Most of them were okay, like proto-clickbait "put a pound of cheese into a thing you normally wouldnt put cheese in" magazine articles.
One was this pork loin with some kind of citrus based gravy and I think its the only time any of us ever told her that something was just plain bad. It was like a roux then liquid but instead of stock or broth it had her use orange juice and a can of apricots

>>21437669 (OP)
One time my dad made a chili and accidentally put too much garlic in it, I think it was supposed to be like 2 cloves and he did 2 whole bulbs
It was completely vile and I told him so. He agreed. We still ate it.

Exgf claimed she was a good cook despite having never once cooked anything for us. Ok bet. Asks me if there's anything I won't eat, and I say squash, gourds. That weekend she shows up with a huge sack of large tupperwares full of Italian food

Spaget & meatballs, eggplant, risotto, bolognese, and what looks like buckwheat pasta. Everything was amazing, except turns out that last one was butternut squash julienned to look like noodles. Told her I loved everything but that, she never cooked anything for me again. She literally asked. I told her. Wtf

>>21437669 (OP)
I put in a ton of effort in the food whenever I invite my cooklet family for dinner to send a message.
Can't be direct with them because they're hypersensitive mental children who get mega mad whenever they get told something they don't wanna hear

No, but if they did, I'd tell them to go eat at a restaurant.

>>21438271
I'll put a whole bulb of garlic if I make a pot of pinto beans (2lbs)

>>21437669 (OP)
Yes.. my wife made something one night I cant even remember what but it was bad. I told her.. this..is just not good, and my daughter also was making gross faces trying to eat it. All is well, we just ordered edible food that night because we were so hungry and then I gave my wife angry sex untill we passed out.

No but I will now.
>>21437915
Their food.

>>21438271
That's a reasonable amount for a big pot.

Only the people ive fed

>>21437669 (OP)
Yeah I tell myself that every day

>>21438829
>>21438464
It may have been 3 or 4. I don't really remember the exact amount, I just remember the ENTIRE house, the dish, and every single bite stinking of garlic

>>21437669 (OP)
When my parents visit or I visit them we let eachother know if something with a dish isn't right so we can fix it in the future. I appreciate it, especially after seeing how other families can be.

Plenty of times, but she still makes them for me.

>>21437669 (OP)
I dated a half Asian, half German girl who was raised in the UK and who was a vegetarian. She was really into cooking and thought she was amazing at it, but massively overseasoned and overspiced the absolute fuck out of everything she made to the point that it was nearly inedible. I'm saying that as somebody who grew up eating all kinds of heavily seasoned and spiced foods, too. I managed to eat it sometimes, and admittedly she occasionally would make something pretty good, but a few times I had to tell her that I genuinely couldn't handle more than a few bites of things.

>>21437669 (OP)
I think only my mom, growing up she’d sometimes make breakfast sandwiches that had mayo on them and I hated having mayo for breakfast.

I asked her why I couldn’t just have the eggs, bacon, and toast separately without any mayo and she told me to shut up and eat the sandwich

>>21437689
What did you say?

>>21437669 (OP)
my own mother, as cruel as it sounds. i explained her cooking was fine but i was sick of the FUCKING SPAGHETTI BOLOGNASE EVERY 3 DAYS,

>>21439231
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_htnaGN8eOs

>>21439232
i wasnt even memeing and that amazing video didnt even cross my mind, but thank you for reminding me of it.

>>21439232
>>21439236
forgot link sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEj8811Tb0Y

>>21437669 (OP)
My wife all the time...she cooks like shit lol, whoops!

>>21438271
There was a bean recipe from my mom's side of the family that used garlic. Dad would still try to make it after the divorce, but it was never quite right. Realized after fucking some other dish up after moving out he was burning the garlic. He tried to flash cook them in like 10-15 minutes when my mom and her father always cooked them low and slow

>>21437682
Shouldve told her to cut out the middleman and fard directly into your open mouth next time

>>21438311
Crazy bitch

>>21437669 (OP)
I trained my wife. she makes good food now. so yes.