What's your favourite kind of nut?

>>21437913 (OP)
Pea, mainly in butter form.

>>21437913 (OP)
For me, it's cashews

Let me guess, 5-10 posts until the thread devolves into pedantry about what counts as a nut

>>21437923
Of course but the question is whether it's before or after a "deez nutz" comment.
>>21437913 (OP)
Shifts too much. Haven't had a rusted chestnut since Christmas so that right now, otherwise, probably pistachio. I don't think either are actual nuts so cue the autists.

>>21437923
Quit being a negative nancy

>>21437928
It's called pattern recognition

>>21437929
Whatever you say, Nancy

>>21437927
Why are your chestnuts rusty anon?

>>21437913 (OP)
probably daddy's

>>21437943
Because I'm phoneposting : (
Meant roasted. : )

>>21437929
Cool it with the antisemitism, okay?

I like the honey nut, I think they use those in Cheerios.

Over the past 14 months (been doing it longer than that, but this is when I started purchasing exclusively this brand), I’ve eaten about 45lbs of almonds. Pretty autistic/OCD behavior, always have 3 handfuls of them for breakfast every day on the way to work

but my favorite are cashews

>>21437972
Fellow emoji user! I like that you put space between the eyes and mouth, it looks cute. : )

>>21437913 (OP)
My favorite are unironically brazil nuts. I just love how big and crunchy they are, they're so satisfying to eat. Sucks that you can't eat more than a few a day due to selenium toxicity.

Second favorite are hazelnuts.

>>21438039
>encouraging california to completely drain itself of water
Based

>>21438051
>due to selenium toxicity.
yikes didn't know that.

I think they're in my Trader Joe's cereal.

>>21438045
Looks dumb without the space ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Mt favourite nut would be bustin' a nut

>>21438062
>An intake of 5,000 mcg of selenium, which is the amount in approximately 50 average-sized Brazil nuts
Google gave me this
You're fine for like a couple brazil nuts a day, but don't eat loads often.

I like roasted salted pecans the most, but it's not like there's a bad nut.
I should buy more nuts.

>>21437913 (OP)
DEEZ NUTS HAHAHA!

>>21437913 (OP)
pecan nuts mog anything else. sweet and lush soft crunchy texture

>>21437917
buttered peas, while tasty, are not nuts

>>21438183
>it's not like there's a bad nut
You've clearly never had pine mouth. If you eat too many in one go, you develop the inability to taste anything but horrid, bitterness and it lasts for weeks. Even plain old water will taste bitter. It's said that only certain species of pine nuts cause it but that isn't quite true. It's just that certain species are more likely to cause or require smaller amounts to trigger pine mouth but every single species can cause it.

>>21437913 (OP)
I like roast almonds.

>>21438183
>but it's not like there's a bad nut
The br*zil nut

>>21437913 (OP)

>>21438300
Butternuts are a nut. Butternut squash is not a nut. Butternuts are also known as white walnuts, one of two (that I know of, unless hickory and pecan count; they're both in the walnut family but aren't called walnuts) species of walnut native to the Americas. The other, black walnut, makes for delicious ice cream when it's not committing crimes.

>>21437913 (OP)
Chestnut but they seem super expensive now. As a kid I remember us getting big bags of chestnuts and I loved having them raw. If I get some land I’ll plant some chestnuts and hazelnuts

>>21437913 (OP)
>what do you call nuts on a wall
wallnuts
>what do you call nuts on your chest
chestnuts
>what do you cal nuts on your chin
MUH DICK IN YO MOUUUUUTH
which nuts is it that looks like weird brains? i always forget, but its those. i sat and ate nearly two bags in two days not long ago

>>21437913 (OP)
I like to order Brazil nuts from black people bc they know the real name and they know I know the real name

Fried peanuts, but I eat them rarely and in small quantities because they bloat the fuck out of you if you go overboard.

>>21439117
Walnuts.

>>21437913 (OP)
cum

>>21438316
>proves something is a nut by grouping it with other non nuts
absolutely mental