Thread 21438322

holy shit this is awesome

>$20 of sushi around a plastic cone
>$200
everyone who buys this deserves it

Someone needs to do this “eating in a car” bullshit to the absolute max so it can be done and dusted.

>massive, 3 course buffet style dinner all in a 2004 Honda accord

>eating in cars
do americans really?

>>21438344
Be the change you want to see hermano

>>21438348
nothing wrong with eating in your car

I eat in my Truck Camper all the time. Cook too.

>>21438348
>hurr durr only americans eat in their motor vehicles

APOLOGIZE

>>21438371
Did he have a heart attack and then choke on the food or did choking on the food trigger a heart attack?

>>21438394
His medical grade stainless steel pediatric vaginal dilators shifted causing the accident.

>>21438348
Yea we don’t have time to take a two hour lunch break at the local cafe
We’re a productive society who controls the world

>>21438394
It seems so, or a severe allergic reaction or something

>>21438987
>Yeah we don't enjoy life, we need to keep making Mr Toilberg more money so that we can live in a cardboard shitboxes and eat reconstituted chemical shit slop
Got him there, anon-sama...

>>21438361
>nothing wrong with eating in your car
sure ain't

>>21438322 (OP)
Why do Americans eat in their cars?

>>21438987
>brags about being a wage slave
congrats?

>>21438322 (OP)
Unironically what causes this phenomenon of Americans always filming YouTube videos in their car?
You'll never see a single other nationality do this shit, it's exclusively burgers.
Does public seating simply not exist in muttland?

>>21439536
As an American who spent my life aggressively resisting the aspects of American culture I found unnatural and unappealing, the answer to your question is likely that Americans are simply too busy to ever stop and think about anything. We are all hopped up on caffeine or ADHD medication. So these people likely just don't stop to think about how much they'd rather just go home and film their shit where they can be comfortable.

>>21438394
he just choked on the food then passed out. some people pass out pretty easily.

>>21438987
>eating $200 worth of sushi on your lunch break
I don't think that's the case.

>>21438348
not in our own cars typically but rental cars yes

>>21439683
You're trying to tell me that all these people posting videos of themselves eating in their cars actually rent those cars? Also why would you want a cleaning fee for making a mess in a rental?

>>21438322 (OP)
I get that people are bored at dinners and the volcano eruption is meant to elevate the tedium of talking about something meaningful/relevant to the person infront....
But what's the appeal of the volcano erupting and how does it change the foods taste which gets covered?
Is it like a timed thing to eat as much as you can before it spoils the food? Kinda like w challenge run or something?
What if you dont like the taste of the stuff (or the associated smell) coming out of the volcano?

Imagine being a lazy Europoor.

>>21439709
All good questions, but I think it looks fun for a special occasion. I can totally see it going over well for kids and a nice night out, much like the gathering around at a teppanyaki chopchop show.

>>21438371
did he died?

>>21439709
Probably fun if you're with a group of friends having drinks. Eating it by yourself in a car is just moronic

>>21439716
Nothing like a ching chang chong food.

>>21439663
This is by design. When I buy into the rat race I don’t have time to think. When I think, I can’t bear to buy into the rat race.

>>21439716
>eating with others
>gay family shit

You autta know better

>>21438322 (OP)
>just kiss

What?

>>21439718
Fuck off, ESL retard.

>>21439741
11yo

>>21439744
What?

>>21439745
Preteen

>>21439743
first day on the internet?

>>21439743
Oh the ironing

>>21438322 (OP)
What did he think would happen?

>>21439763
You see not white

>>21439716
I can see the appeal of it to kids
Maybe teach the little bastard something other than how to chop his dick off asap
>>21439724
Agreed

But do either of you what is coming out of the makeshift volcano? At this point, I'm way more fixated on what's in there

>>21439767
>Children;)

>>21439536
short version: rage bait

long version: a popular tiktoker made a video eating in his car that got over 100,000,000 views mainly due to people calling him retarded and disgusting for eating in his car. this made everyone copy him and turned it into the new meta

social media vids have been doing this for a while now. they'll purposely pronounce a word incorrectly, state a wrong fact, put something weird in the background (like shoes in their refrigerator), etc. remember: people on the internet cannot refrain from telling someone they're wrong no matter how obvious the bait is

>>21439769
I doubt he got it from a jewish deli

>>21439777
You never see them doing fub stuff stuff w children.

>>21439779
Mmm corned and pastrami. So fresh.

>>21439767
I'm also curious about what it is, it almost look like a baking soda vinegar bomb but that would be stupid because it'd ruin the sushi and it has a strange color. Unless it's one of those things where you as a group are supposed to eat it fast before it erupts which is also stupid.

>>21439783
Inside a restaurant I'd probably say some sort of really hot stone or metal and something starchy that eventually froths over once it's cooked enough
If it's not meant to be a an edible sauce then it's a lot easier

>>21439781
You oughtta cool it with the antisemitism

>>21439783
he says it does ruin the sushi. so i guess it's a foodie version of russian roulette but i don't know what the reward/payout is

>>21439783
Exactly, its stupid
You're paying for your food to be spoiled cause you didnt eat it in 5 seconds flat
>>21439787
>Inedible sauce
He deserves it for filming a food review inside his car
Hope it destroyed his upholstery
>>21439801
Im sorry....but that's so fucking stupid
>payout
The payout is the restaurant found someone stupid enough to pay for food that's spoiled without having to send in replacement

>>21438322 (OP)
Cardo...

>>21438322 (OP)
>soy bath
The sushi is already precisely sauced

>>21439777
They were doing it before Tiktok

>>21438348
KYOF (kill yourself, obsessed faggot)

>>21438371
I wonder if the impact of the crash dislodged the food in his windpipe

>>21438322 (OP)
now his car is all messy

>>21438367
god I wish girls wore bikinis like that in real life

>>21440446
Never been to France huh?

>>21440450
Not since like 1996 and I wasn't anywhere near a beach. Only times I've ever seen those tiny super low-rise bikinis or panties outside 2D is on Asian porn cosplayers and once on my ex-GF when I ordered her some from Japan and tried them on once before saying they were retarded and refusing to wear them again.