Thread 21438758

Let's normalize putting hidden minibars in the loo.

>>21438758 (OP)
No idea why this is a thing. Drinking is social!

>>21438759
In some countries so is using the WC.

>>21438758 (OP)
I'll pour every bottle into the toilet because the 21st amendment was a mistake.

>>21438772
You will face one hangry homeowner if you dumped $250 worth of hooch

>>21438788
Oh, if it's just in someone's home and not a workplace or any kind of important building, never mind. I do my best not to associate with addicts.

>>21438788
hangry?

>>21438758 (OP)
Doesn't alcohol work as the opposite of a laxative? I don't think I've ever been able to shit after drinking. Does make you piss like mad though.

>>21438772
ok schizo

>>21439148
Uh-huh. Am I one of those "based" schizos, or the sort you believe should be locked away in spite of your alleged "live-and-let-live" attitude?

>>21439189
>"based" schizos
no such thing
>your alleged "live-and-let-live" attitude?
I said nothing of the sort. schizos belong in death camps

>>21438772
you're still here? kys

>>21439212
>I said nothing of the sort
No, but the sort who would defend legal access to psychoactive drugs tend to be the kind of hypocritical eleutheromaniac, who demand you be locked away for suggesting any regulation that separates them from their degeneracy should be enacted.
>>21439218
Good seeing you again, too.

>>21438772
Buck v. Bell. Only intelligent people should be able to buy distilled spirits.

>>21438772
>>21439249
I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on the Controlled Substances Act.

>>21438772
holy fucking BASED

>>21438772
>>21438793
>heh, I'm going to make them restock their bar, spending hundreds more on liquor
>that'll show those evil booze companies!
More proof that only mental midgets hate drugs

At least we know it'll be safe from Indians there.

>>21438758 (OP)
Why? So your booze can absorb the crap particles? Only Alchies who are ashamed of themselves hide their booze, and only extreme cases store their liquor in the bathoom

Just keep it in a cabinet or counter for christ sakes. You don't see my fat ass hiding chocolate bars around the house like an obese chipmunk

>>21439991
>Buck v. Bell
I didn't ask about the price of tea in China, either.
>>21440008
Doesn't go far enough.
>>21440023
No. See pic.
>>21440030
And if it became a severe enough cost, they'll eventually just stop. Like I said, though, I tend to avoid homes occupied by addicts, however normalized their addiction is.

>>21439249
I mean, you do advocate that anyone who enjoys a substance you hate should be thrown in prison, that makes you a threat to the liberty of basically anyone who isn't an insane shut in like yourself.

>>21440041
So you only go to the homes of Mormons and sexual predators, got it

>>21440054
>you do advocate that anyone who enjoys a substance you hate should be thrown in prison
With the amount of regulation that should be put on those substances, being able to get your hands on them when you shouldn't would make you a legitimate threat to society, yes.
>muh heckin lolberty
Cute.
>>21440058
Believe it or not, there are non-Mormons who avoid psychoactive substances. Your cartoonish schema of all non-addicts being uptight, no-fun goodie-goodies is one that could only exist in a world where multiple addictions are normalized.
>sexual predators
Either projection, or a reference to one specific individual or scandal. I'll leave it to you to clarify, however intentional or otherwise that ends up being.

>>21438772
So youre gonna buy alcohol just to pour it down the drain?
>>21440077
My liberty is more important than your pearl clutching about alcohol

>>21440096
>youre [sic] gonna buy alcohol
No.
>pearl clutching
Try a well-founded disgust. Same goes for other culturally-normalized addicts.

>>21438759
no, i get my handle of vodka and drink it with whatever soda i have then cry myself to sleep (on my side, i heard you can choke on your own puke)

>>21440077
>being able to get your hands on sugar and yeast makes you a threat to society
>wanting to lock up everyone who does that doesn't
Yeah as a baker, fucking kill yourself moron. Don't ever fucking eat bread again, you do not deserve it when that's what you think of those who produce it.

>>21438758 (OP)
You can float a fifth in the top tank like a true boozebag.

>>21440104
Everyone else in society is disgusted by you, and rightfully so. Chug bleach.

>>21439160
he cute

>>21438772
Based.

>>21438772
I thought you or puritans were killed off. Oh well, history tends to repeat itself, bucko. Go pour out someones liquor cabinet.

>>21440058
>implying he has friends

>>21439160
https://drunkard.com/06-03_liq-cabinet/

>>21440077
>there are non-Mormons who avoid psychoactive substances.
Yes, brown people and sexual predators, and you don't type like a Muslim

>>21441279
>sexual predators
Again, you'll have to explain that one, since I've never heard of this being a common stereotype in, say, the straight-edge community. If you can't I'll just have to fall back on this being projection on your part.

>>21439160
cute