Thread 21438940

The dog, obviously.

>>21438940 (OP)
1 kernel of corn
check mate retard

>>21438940 (OP)
the pasta salad doesn't look so great

>>21438940 (OP)
The hot dog.

>>21438940 (OP)
the wierd pasta

>>21438940 (OP)
Corn or pasta salad

>>21438940 (OP)
corn, it gets stuck in ma teefs

the buns

>>21438940 (OP)
Pasta salad

>>21438940 (OP)
The shitty looking burger and the pasta salad

>>21438940 (OP)
The disgusting pasta salad

>>21438940 (OP)
>remove a poster from this board
(You)

>>21438940 (OP)
Yeah, its the corn, the King Midias of accoutrements.

pasta salad

>>21438940 (OP)
The weird ass antipasto salad thing

>>21438940 (OP)
This all looks like shit desu, if i went to a bbq with this I'd quietly pop out and grab maybe some burger king and loudly eat a whopper after returning

"Buns." Trash ingredients. Calories only. Pasta is semolina and water. Not good but better than buns with their seed oils and colorants and diglycerides and datem (wtf?) and emulsifiers and and and... "gums." Just no, people.

>>21438940 (OP)
Pasta salad and it's not even close

>>21438940 (OP)
Probably the hotdog as it's smothered in a child's condiment

That pasta salad looks like shit, so that one.

Pasta salad
is not valid

>>21438940 (OP)
Pasta salad

>>21439715
Swap it with this and it stays

hot dog, I bet it is cold and there is too much sauce on it for me liking

>>21439378
>Probably the hotdog as it's smothered in a child's condiment
This. It looks utterly ruined. Too bad, really, because it had a nice char.

>Hot dog slathered in ketchup
>Burger has no vegetables on it
>A single deviled egg
Frankly everything could be removed from this tray and I'd be content

>>21438940 (OP)
I am well versed in summer bbq food, but dont know what this is?

>>21439814
Mystery meat, just like you

>>21439814
Looks like Orange Chicken or possibly riblets

>>21438940 (OP)
The chili or the hotdog. And if those meatballs are coated in a sweet sauce lose those. Maybe lose the potato salad. Tough call.

>>21439240
You're what's wrong with the world. You'd take fast food over home-cooked 4th of July stuff that has a little of that summer charcoal flavor in it? Everyone's mom's recipe they brought to the cookout? Aunt Helen's deviled eggs? Uncle Henry's 3-bean, 5-alarm chili?

You're a vile piece of shit, anon. I really mean that. You're lucky this is anonymous. You aren't shameless enough to post that with your identity attached.

Fucking kill yourself, consumer cunt.

The devilved egg. I dont need to fill up on those.

>>21439904
>The devilved egg. I dont need to fill up on those.
Hehe. If nice and cold, I could happily fill up on them!

>>21439814
looks like grape jelly meatballs my nigga (or just BBQ sauce)

>>21438943
This the pasta salad is the weakest link

>>21438940 (OP)
I shant remove a thing for thoust are not my king, I will devour every last morsel.

>>21438940 (OP)
I dont know why everyone is shitting on the pasta salad, looks good to me

>>21440082
It looks anemic.

>>21439939
It's called burnt ends in tso sauce.

>>21439885
Just lose it all, I'll eat your portion bub

>>21438940 (OP)
The burger easily. I dont want a dry ass burger with no toppings everything else looks fire. Plus you already got meatballs.

>>21440084
show me an aemic pasta salad, then.

>>21438940 (OP)
I'm not removing anything from that pan. I want it all.

>>21438940 (OP)
only children put ketchup on hot dogs

>launch the rest of the tray across the parking lot
Bunch of disgusting fucking slop

>>21440339
You're so cool. I bet you only drink your coffee black too, huh?

>>21439889
>muh homemade cooking!!!1
>half corn is raw, half burnt
>nasty burger with walmart's cheapest cheese
>dry, crumbly, unseasoned "chili"
>antipasta that would be cruel to serve to death row inmtes
>burnt dog smothered in ketchup without my consent
>food so vile no one knows what it is
the deviled egg does look okay, come to my bbq and ill shit on a bun put some american cheese on it and Ill watch you scarf it down cheering on the flavor of homemade spices

>>21438943
I've to this day still have not had a pasta salad that didn't just taste like an inferior potato salad. Its too mushy compared to the superior potato salad. Bonus points if you're making fried potato salad.

>>21439814
What's that on top of it?

>>21438940 (OP)
Most pasta in this world is straight up garbage once you learn to cook and enjoy collard greens

>>21438940 (OP)
The shitty pasta.

Also, I don't know what the yellow thing on the bottom-left is.

>>21440394
>21440394
tater salad

>>21438940 (OP)
the ground beef and beans in the top right. wtf is that and why is nobody mentioning how weird it is

>>21438940 (OP)
i dont like eggs so easy choice
that burger looks pretty fucking grim though

>>21438940 (OP)
I would extract the catsup and store it for future use on tendies

>>21438940 (OP)
Never liked corn. From cob to syrup, it's low tier.

>>21441098
what about pop?

>>21440818
why is it so sad?? how can I make him feel better??

>>21438940 (OP)
I wouldn't eat any of that it all looks sub par

>>21439889
Home cooked? Nigga it's store bought bread and minced meat with sodium citrate and goybean oil diluted kraft singles "cheese"

>>21438940 (OP)
I like beans but I can't tell what that abomination is in the top right corner although the hotdog has ketchup on it so it's between those two
honestly nothing on this plate looks good

>>21438940 (OP)
Id blend it all up into a smoothie

>>21438940 (OP)
The egg, eggs are fucking gross

>>21441310
how smooth do you think you could get it? also it might be too pastie, might need to add some seltzer to loosen it up

>>21441326
add ketchup and beer

>>21441330
then we hold down this anon >>21439889
put a funnel in his mouth and force feed him the SLOP he would struggle but we have 6 men holding him down, all shouting
>ITS HOMEMADE!
as his cries turn into gasps, turn into gulps, turn into convulsions, until the light leaves his eyes

>>21438950
i want the veg in the pasta tho

>>21438940 (OP)
that looks like a very well planned july 4th bbq spread
I should try to do something comparable

>>21441106
Slop

>>21439814
That's a statement, not a question. You're not well-versed in punctuation apparently.

>>21440087
Burned.

>>21438940 (OP)
The bowl of beans and meat. Idk what that is but it can go away

>>21440349
gotta make it yourself in most cases, a good pasta salad should be al dente

>>21438940 (OP)
Chilli or whatever that bean travesty is.

>>21440346
Go eat your dino nuggies, manchild.

No

>>21438940 (OP)
>>21438941
This is the correct answer. It has ketchup and is therefore ruined.

>>21438940 (OP)
My 3-year-old nephew high on meth could do a better shop than this.

>>21438940 (OP)
clearly the egg. everything else is a substantial part of the meal, you were never gonna get full on just half an egg

>>21438940 (OP)
you need to start over. it's all disgusting. everything came out of a box, the freezer, a bottle, or a can. you're doing it wrong.

>>21443204
I put the baked beans on my hotdogs. If I don't have baked beans I put peanut butter on the hotdogs

>>21439035
twelfth post best post