>rapper worth hundreds of millions
>”first apartment out of school”-tier liquor selection

seagrams gin lmao

this looks like a hotel room I stayed in once

i bet he just bought all of these at once for a party but come the fuck on with bacardi rum

>>21440805 (OP)
Did you really go buy $2000 of liquor for your first apartment out of school? Don't forget that he's probably entertaining and hanging out with a bunch of other retards in their early 20s who don't understand why expensive liquors are expensive.

>>21440805 (OP)
Kek this looks like he just went to the supermarket and grabbed 1 of each bottle
>>21440825
>$2000

>>21440805 (OP)
it's sad and lame that most people consider themselves to have made it big because they drink booze and have had sex.

the average hobo can boast that.

>>21440805 (OP)
That's an establishment set up. Chartreuse? Yea, someone is making named cocktails. It's just all shelf staples.

thread idea
>take 1 bottle
>suggest a good alternative fit for a rapper with a private jumbo jet

>>21440805 (OP)
He has a bottle of chartreuse. Much better selection than most people on the board, really.

>>21440805 (OP)
That’s Drake right? He has a terrible case Palumboism forming from whatever cocktail of HGH and roids he’s on.

>Palumboism, named after Dave Palumbo, also known as “steroid gut" or "bubble gut,” is a condition that primarily affects bodybuilders. It is characterized by the abnormal enlargement and protrusion of the abdominal area, specifically the oblique muscles, in relation to the chest.[12] This condition results in the appearance of a bloated and distended abdomen, which can be disproportionately large compared to the rest of the body.[13][14]

>>21440829
Go ahead and price all those bottles out.

Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind

>>21440882
Do you want to "long" him? /fit/ has expert advice on this subject, and you don't even need to build a TGI Friday's bar setup at home.

>>21440856
Oh oh is this the price is right? I haven't bought liquor in a while so I bet I suck

Left to right, starting from front row:
Bacardi: $20
Hendricks:$30
Bombay Dry: $20
Remy whatever the fuck that is: $30
Hennessy VS: $45
Remy 1738??: $60
Cointreau: $40
Espolon: $50
Don Julio: $70
Seagram's Extra Dry :$30
JB: $30
Tanq: $40
Plymouth: $45
Sunny(?): $45?
Miraval?: $50?
WHy does he have two henny?
St Germain: $60
I have no idea: $85
Some puebla talavera novelty thing: $150?
Dalmore thing: $200
Talisker probably not 10: $300
Dewars: $25
Macallan 12: $90
Oban 14: $90
Balvenie (doublewood?): $80?
Chartreuse: $100?
Glenmorangie NAS?: $50
Laphoriag guessing 10: $60?
Old Overholt: $15
Bulleitt Rye?: $45

>>21440821
Don't knock bacardi.

>>21440893
>>21440856
>>21440829
damm and I wasn't even trying lmao what do I win mr. sajack?

>>21440805 (OP)
>someone whose unwritten job is to promote the excesses of a decadent culture
>indirectly demonstrates why the 21st amendment was a mistake

>>21440938
>black guy bought supermarket liquor and a racist got upset so now everyone turn in your wine glasses and bottle openers to the secret police, MAHA has announced that alcohol is now haram unless you're in charge of the military
average american voter

>>21440890
You can’t just say that and not explain what /fit/ means by “long”. /fit/izens are crazy and weird.

>>21440805 (OP)
>hundreds of millions
are you retarded?

>this rapper isn't wasting his money fast enough!
bruh

>>21440893
>WHy does he have two henny?
We all know why

>>21440971
no, I don't. it makes no sense. why aren't they next to each other? he doesn't have two of anything else. he could have bought a nicer hennessy. or a handle. or just left it out of the picture. it's tickling my tism and he needs to apologize.

also I just noticed his tattoos, they are quite tacky. I really don't like tattoos.

also I hope he has a good wine collection at least.

>>21440966
Drake is worth at least $100 million. He was one of if not the most popular and successful musical artists of the 2010s of any genre.

>>21440941
are you really not a racist? You aren't retarded are you?

Am I supposed to know who this generic negro is?

>>21440941
This could've been an image of Morgan Wallen and his whiskey collection, and I would've said the exact same thing.

>>21440805 (OP)
The kids need to drink too.

>>21440854
The steroids also affect the tapeworm in his abdomen, which grows to gigantic proportions

>>21440805 (OP)
Hendrick's Gin.

The guy has a wide selection with something for all tastes. Seagrams is his "well" gin.

You aren't laughing at that, you're envious as fuck.

>>21440984
I am sure I am, but I try to look at the facts of each situation and respond to that, instead of reacting from my gut urges and disregarding logic like some rabies-infected animal who doesn't care how much harm he causes himself as long as he gets to bite something

>>21440986
I don't know who that is

>>21440999
>I don't know who that is
If only you were one click away from answering any question you could possibly have...

>>21440837
And yet you'll never have sex in your life and you've convinced yourself that's actually a better choice. A hobo will have experienced a fuller life than you who will never know intimacy.
This is the saddest era of history when it comes to people trying sex. Psychologically fascinating though. Incels are incredibly detached and unaware of what's at stake for them. The deathbed regret that's going to happen in 50 years will be something very interesting to witness. I'll be long gone by then, and I'll have been contented because I at least, for all of my failures, have put my penis into female vaginas.
In no other timeline would that be something that human beings could actually convince themselves is an unnecessary diversion less important than weirdo isolation hobbies.

>>21441010
>I put some random name into a text box so go google it NOW NOW NOW
what am I a monkey? fuck off

>>21440984
Yes, amazingly there are people who are not racist. Even in a sewer like 4chan there are still a majority of non-racist, decent people.

Go back, bigot.

>>21440971
Having two bottles of Hennessy makes you look richer than the man who can afford one

>>21441015
Point is, it has nothing to do with race. The continued legalization of recreational ethanol abuse is an ongoing health crisis that even whatever cartoonishly "reactionary" politician that lives in your head would be unwilling to undo.

>>21441021
I'm sorry your father was a drunk

>>21441026
By your standards, he's just a "moderate drinker."

>>21441021
Alcohol is never going to be banned in the west no matter how destructive it is. And that's a good thing.

>>21441049
>no matter how destructive it is
>that's a good thing
Presented without comment.

>>21441011
Traditionally, a hobo was an outcast degenerate person, usually a homosexual. Older hobos typically travelled with a "punk", which originally meant a young homosexual boy, usually a runaway. The older hobo loved and cared for his punk and initiated him into the hobo lifestyle. Similar to prison punks today. Now you know why black people use "punk" as an insult.
So while your assertion that hobos are sex-haversand and thus lead a more fulfilling life than an incel, I'd just like to point out that this is overwhelmingly a degenerate form of sexual intimacy, and not the penis-in-vagina intimacy you may have previously imagined in your romantic notions of the hobo lifestyle.
Punk.

>>21440893
>>21440898
You win the opportunity to tell me I was right.

>>21440897
alcoholism is scary. thank god I'm too poor to become one.

>>21440805 (OP)
If it gets you drunk who gives a shit?

>>21440805 (OP)
Drake is one of those celebrities where they're massively successful but I've never met a fan of theirs in person. I've met plenty of Taylor Swift fans in person though.

>>21441053
>that's a good thing
Yes. It's called freedom. Why don't you comment?

>>21440837
are you upset there is not a higher ceiling on carrots for goodboy tricks?
Am i just now realizing why the rich hate the poor?

I don't know who this is.

>>21440805 (OP)
>negro rapper has shit taste
WOW STOP THE PRESSES. It's almost like all these nouveau riche apes are extremely gauche subhumans. You're telling me XXXfuckdapolice wasn't taught the finer differences between brandy regions and how to tell between vintages? How is this possible when they have all that jew money? Isn't money class in Amerimexico?

>>21441094
the right doesn't believe in freedom. they believe in revenge. revenge for what? literally whatever or whoever hurt them. even if it's just fighting ghosts. they'll gladly murder you because a cashier was rude to them at mcdonalds when they were 15 and your facial expression made them think of that.

>>21440825
>retards in their early 20s who don't understand why expensive liquors are expensive.
very few liquors are expensive for any reason whatsoever. only ture rareities like that rum that goot stuck out at sea or a single malt scotch from back when all scotch was blended.
Nothing else should be more then $50 a bottle, it's a liquid loaf of bread, its not that big of a fucking deal to ferment and cook something.

>>21441159
What?

>>21440805 (OP)
This looks like someone just copy-pasted the bar selection from a local chain.

>>21440978
>>21441018
It's because he's black and blacks literally OBSESS over Hennessy and the French do everything they can to support it. It's a huge nog-to-frog money funnel.

>>21440805 (OP)
It's a liter. He paid the bartender's tax.

>>21441243
I understand the black connection with france, as I recall it dates from ww2 when black GIs visited paris and were shocked at how well they were treated compared to the US so they became mega francaboos and that's why they love their 'yak

but that was not my question, the question was why 2 bottles of that particlar henny, it's not even that good, the guy is a well off musician or so I am given to understand, surely his local liquor store had something better? or a handle? or he has a cabinet in which to store the extra? this is tickling my 'tism again, I think I shall open a bottle of wine. what do you r-slurs (that's a pejorative that is ablist with respect to cognitive function) recommend. I'm thinking chardonnay

>>21441243
It’s more than just that. It starts with a basic human desire of trying to imitate the things the rich do or consume because you want to appear wealthy/sophisticated yourself. Part of the rise of teas popularity in the West was because the middle and lower classes were imitating the rich in their tea consumption. Black people have this things for displaying they physical wealth. Goes a long way back. There’s buildings in sub Saharan Africa with Chinese pottery shards in the buildings cause African chiefs would acquire Chinese porcelain thru trade, and instead of eating off the plates would use them as building ornamentation to signify their wealth/power. Blacks today do the same. Of course, they only consume brands they think are high end luxury, but which in reality aren’t consumed by the rich. They do it to impress people in their same social class who also don’t know these luxury brands are BS.
A vid about more of this:
https://youtu.be/FGDB22dpmwk?si=j8pW-xlnvYqPQZqm

OP may have posted a picture of Drake who has $100milloon, but doesn’t mean he’s in the same social class as the truly rich.

>>21441284
>muh stealth wealth
please stay in /fa/ thanks

>>21440825
bro theres one too many zeroes on that price tag

>>21441259
The front bottle has the newest label which means that it's the one that gets finished first. The middle bottle is the liter bottle that'll get your guests to say "wow Drake has a big henny on the shelf" and not "poor Drake had to buy that goofy-ass handle"; it's also the reserve bottle that'll be finished on a crazy night at Aubrey's humble abode.

The poster below me is Drake btw.

>>21441343
isn't drake worth millions? I'm quite sure he knows what a flex is, and that a $45 bottle of mid-shelf cognac, twice, is not a flex. literally just has to walk (oh sorry cageists, I mean drive) to the nearest liquor store and he can find more prestigous, expensive bottles of liquor. even stuff to scratch the french itch. like dom p.

my theory at the moment is that his bartender kept two out because he or she or they were tired of opening fresh bottles of henny. this was overlooked by drake, who was in a hurry, or he would have noticed the odd extra bottle and removed it to save face.

I decided on lagrein btw. it was the better choice after the kebab thingies I grilled earlier, the meats on which were rich with yogurt and mild spices. when you find me IRL and tie this to my identity, please don't cancel me for using the r-slur or disparaging tattoos. thanks in advance.

>>21440854
They are ab implants

>>21440893
he also has a bottle of clase azul tequila

>>21441375
I assume that falls under "pubela talvera novelty thing"

>>21441159
>leftoid projection

cool it tranny, this isn't your bluesky account.

>>21440805 (OP)
>seagrams gin lmao
errybody got their cups but they aint pitched in.

>>21441159
If people consistently want to get revenge on you, it's probably because you're an asshole who likes to fuck people over then slander them to everyone when they call you out, like basically every fucking leftist ever.

for me its the bulleit rye on the top shelf never opened

>>21441351
Yeah, this is probably the bartender's system: the middle bottle is the backup even though there's a case in the closet. Remember this is the social bar where you pour popular drinks for your guests, not your fellow liquor geeks.
>>21441413
old overholt is the real shocker imo

>>21441378
I mean it's an extremely popular tequila and you were trying to act like an alcohol expert so

Having money doesn't automatically give you patrician tastes. That's something that takes time.

>>21440805 (OP)
>liquor taste is the same as a high school girl's
Perfect for Drake the pedophile.

>>21441094
>It's called freedom
And?

>consuming alcohol in [current year]

>>21440825
This. He probably has his personal stash that is high class shit, and all this is for whores and niggas that help get the whores and carry his drugs or whatever. Yes men

>>21441011
Your life must be very sad if putting your dick in a vagina was the most meaningful thing you've ever done.

>>21441500
I wouldn't drink if my heeb doctor would just write me a prescription for Xanax.

>>21441486
>And
And what? That's up to you because you have FREEDOM in the US. Drink or don't drink. The choice is yours because of FREEDOM.

>>21441511
Well, most people are poor by definition, work a 9-5, work 40 hours a week, live under a roof with a post wall female, so yeah, that wife is something for them to talk about. And their air fryer too.

>>21441517
If people are "free" to wallow in their vices, are they truly free?

>>21441527
Are you one of these people who believe junkies have a disease and not just a lack of willpower?

>>21441527
Yes and no.

>>21441530
I believe society has a disease, and it comes in the form of normalizing numerous chemical dependencies and legally sanctioning them.
>>21441596
Pick one.

>>21441600
>pick one
Ok. I pick yes. In free societies most people don't "wallow in their vices".
>I believe society has a disease
Relax, Cobra.

>>21440996
>Hendrick's Gin.
What do you figure that is, a 1L?
That's $45 at the overpriced liquor store by my house, comparable to the price of 2 750ml bottles of Mellow Corn. That's 2 12 packs of Modelo 12oz cans.
That's your gotcha? That's the thing nobody else could possibly afford?

>>21440805 (OP)
>14in laptop
grim

>>21440897
pathetic

>>21441625
>In free societies most people don't "wallow in their vices"
In your version of a "free" society, the option is there, as is the option to betray your biology in pursuit of a delusion.

>>21440805 (OP)
sounds like you are sick with envy op

>>21441088
no real alcoholic stocks up like that. you only buy what you can drInk today is the golden rule for alchies

>>21441435
I literally said "I haven't bought liquor in a while so I bet I suck", how much clearer could I have made it that I'm not an alcohol expert like you?

>>21441756
>letting other people get measles shots = hurts my freedom
>banning things I don't like = freedom
average rightoid

>>21441800
I drink every other day. Bacardi and a juice such as that. That's my fridge. I buy in bulk by the case to save money. It's got a great price/performance ratio and I rarely get hangovers. I know what I am doing.

>>21441683
>tiny bottles
What a waste of money and packaging.

>>21441800
No it's not. You buy in bulk because you go through that much of it. That is my bar fridge and it only makes sense to keep it stocked to save more money on refrigeration. Also, I hate mixing it with Cranberry juice and ice warm because it melts. It's also why I buy double wall vacuum insulated tumblers. Pic related. Tonight is a drinking night but for now, ice water.

>>21441987
>measles shots
>banning things I don't like = freedom
Your words. Not mine.

>>21441987
>>21442009
Also, no, I am far from an "average rightoid," and I'll tell you that proudly.

>>21441061
Informative post.

>>21442017
>I'm not like the other rightoids, I jerk off to asian women ok!?!? how can I be racist if I jerk off to asian women????

>>21442282
Are you even trying?

>>21442282
>>21442315
Here, I'll help you out. This was my first post in this thread: >>21440938
What part of that suggests I'm an "average rightoid"?

>>21442325
>>21442315
My bad, I understand now that I should have said "little girls". But she's a 5000 year old demon. Am I doing it right now?

>>21442327
I accept your concession.

fellas
why can't we all just get along, like these bottles

>>21440805 (OP)
I never had a "liquor selection" because I always drink it all pretty quickly

>>21442355
Those bottles are exactly why you and I will never "get along," and it has nothing to do with their (supposed) nationality.

>>21442363
This.
My brother and I look exactly alike, to the point that it freaks people out (honestly, not a raw deal we’re both 6’3” and conventionally handsome with good facial features- the only difference is my eyes are blue and his are brown).
Our whole family is kind of a cookie cutter family, but that’s not really the point.
I, like the anon that I’m replying to have literally never maintained a “booze collection” because I’ll just fucking pound it until it’s gone.
Moderation has never been a strong suit of mine.
For a while I was drinking 1.75l/day of Smirnoff.
And by a while, I mean about ten years.
I was functional and it didn’t affect my personal relationships or work life, just a fucking party animal that made it a full time thing because I didn’t know how to cope with my depression and anxiety.
Eventually my kidneys gave out “out of nowhere” (quotations because it was most certainly not “out of nowhere,” but it was all of a sudden. No shitty decline in health, I just died standing up one day- they’d just quit).
When I came back to life I was on dialysis for a few months but actually got off of it which is apparently like fucking unheard of.
Am currently doing alright, and all my blood work has been baffling doctors, apparently it looks like I MAYBE drank twice a week all through those years and there’s no indication whatsoever that I was going that hard in the paint.
I still have a few beers every now and again, because I’ve finally honed some semblance of capability in practicing moderation.

Point being, I texted a friend of mine a picture of my brother’s magnificent and übercomprehensive whiskey (and whisky) collection while I was helping him move a while back.
My friend’s response?
“There’s absolutely no way you two are related.”
kek
Anyways, good luck anon. I hope things are alright for you. I can’t promise it gets better, but it does get easier to make healthy choices.

>>21442398
lul go get drafted and die to a drone

what the hell do I do with my bottle of sambuca, it's too strong tasting to drink on its own. even cafe corretto is too much.

>>21443126
I read every word. Cut out the alcohol altogether or you will inevitably backslide into heavier drinking.
>no i wont i have it under control now
You're powerless, that's why you went back to drinking after having kidney failure and nearly dying. Smoke weed and leave the alcohol alone for good. Remember this post in a few years when you're hooked up to that dialysis machine.

>>21441994
ok, but you're not an alcoholic

>>21440893
>Oban 14
Molly's 15 actually but what's a year at that age?

>>21440805 (OP)
>chartruse
Hard as shit to find near me. That's the good brand too.

>>21440942
Shit, this boy already spitting that game real direct like.

>>21443133
>it has nothing to do with
Apparently, ethanol also makes its abusers dyslexic...