>>21441166 (OP)
This is my din din. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My din din is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my din din is useless. Without my din din, I am useless. I must eat my din din true. I must gob it down straighter than my enemy who is trying to gob down his. I must gob mine before he gobs his. I will ...
My din din and I know that what counts at din din time is not the appetizers were eat, the noise of our bowel, nor the flatulence we make. We know that it is the calories that count. We will count ...
My din din is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its sauces. I will keep my din din clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed. My din din and I are the attackers of my hunger. We are the masters of our kitchen. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until satiation is mine's and there is no enemy, but sneed oil!
