Thread 21443340

Is Buc-ees food worth the hype?

Did your last bait thread already get deleted?

Why are 95% of the people going through those doors obese?

>>21443340 (OP)
I went to a buc-ees just Monday for the first time.
The line of gas pumps was over 300 yards long. That was kind of impressive from a pure American excess point of view.

The food was trash, actually. Not even good by gas station standards. And given the size of their operation it's truly shameful.

Yes I got the brisket. It was the best thing we got and it sucked. Other sandwich was worse. Tendies were school shooting tier. A bunch of branded snacks were also subpar. Even the coffee was considerably worst than typical gas station fare.

>>21443347
I think you answered your own question there.

NO! Next question.

>>21443354
What's your typical gas station, shit must be better than the local restaurants

>>21443340 (OP)
kek
what kind of food is it?

>>21443340 (OP)
dude is that... A GAS STATION IN A DIFFERENT REGION?!?!?
AND ITS BIG?!?!
HOLY HECK

>>21443383
they tend to have large, clean appearing bathrooms, that's why people like them.

we do things a little bit differently here in texas

>>21443354
>I went to a buc-ees just Monday
no you didn't.

>>21443340 (OP)
fucking hambeast parade

>cheap gas with a shitload of pumps
>cheap beer
>fresh(ish) food on hand
>workers are young friendly and inviting (like chikfila)
>clean and well lit
>marketed positively so you get a dopamine hit just from going and spending like you would Starbucks

>>21443413
fucking cringed, hard

>>21443420
At what? That’s the truth and is what it is and how they’re mega profitable off just “dude imagine a gas station but the size of a super Walmart”. I prefer QT myself.

>>21443340 (OP)
well they make like 100s of different foods but I tried 2 of them, sausage biscuit and some other biscuit, and they were good. on par with fast food restaurants breakfast. the experience of being inside the store to get that food is miserable though, there are so many fucking people. it’s what I imagine disney world to be like during peak visitation. the level of distress it caused me made me think I had autism

>>21443433
Anon it’s 8-11pm on a Wednesday and you’re posting about your trip to a gas station on the designated food and cooking section of an anime image board who’s best days were two decades ago, you have autism.

>>21443426
QT is pretty good, never ordered from the menu but the already available sandwiches are fine 80% of the time so that's enough when I'm getting gas. The menu is just the same but fresher, no? I guess if you got a full car it would be worth waiting around for it.
That being said, no way would I pass over a Bucc to wait for one of them instead.

No
t. regularly go to the one in Luling when driving between Houston and San Antonio.

>>21443340 (OP)
good Lord...

>>21443454
I go to that one often

>>21443340 (OP)
The only gas station with good food is caseys' pizza. Everything else is garbage ESPECIALLY buc-ees

>>21443340 (OP)
Hmm, that is 3 hours drive time from me. Tempting. Very tempting.

>>21443354
What the fuck gas stations are you going to that have better than bucees? It sure ain't 7-11, Shell, Wawa, Sheetz, Royal Farms, BP, Sunco, or some other spot that just serves soda and cigarettes.

>>21443492
I’ll probably be there Saturday. If you see a crackhead with a massive pub beard throw up a Roman.

>>21443388
Honestly that's plenty.

>>21443354
you went and didn't get the sausage on a stick? that's how I know you're lying.

>>21443340 (OP)
nah but iz alright. also why do they yell brisket on the board?

>>21443396
D_ A________ r_____?

>>21443613
Brisket
Stay with me here
Was put on the cutting board
And now? You get to eat it with just one simple payment

>>21443618
can i do multiple payments instead? kinda like layaway?

>>21443651
No
But the bathrooms are free

>>21443340 (OP)
I saw about 6 slim people in the whole clip. The absolute state of America.

>>21443347
It's the USA, stoopid.

>>21443340 (OP)
why are they all so fat?

>>21443340 (OP)
what an absolutely ghastly nation

>>21443340 (OP)
>none with truck parking
Throwing away good business.

>>21443340 (OP)
Do tell.

>>21443340 (OP)
Why are like 2/3rds of people there obese soyjacks

But it's more than just the obesity, they all dress like absolute slobs, they have awful hair and I don't even mean the balding ones, just all of them. This video is grotesque on so many levels. Plus the knowledge that people are this excited over a fucking gas station. Fuckin caaars, maaaan.

>>21443977
>why?
you do realize which part of the country these chain gas stations are located don't you?

>>21443967
>why yes, I do like disgusting truckers trashing my establishment, how could you tell!?

it's the same group of people who complain bitterly about "dysgenics" and "degenerates" on the internet too, you just know it

like half those dudes are on /fa/ right now posting about old money and quiety luxury and how fashion is "niggerized by the jews" or something

god I hate flyover land

>>21443436
If this isn’t pasta it deserves to be.

>>21443984
most people are ugly
you only now realize this?
the people in the photo you posted are also ugly even if they aren't fat

>>21444142
No, most people are average looking. You just live in a flyover state so your idea of average looking is 125 pounds overweight, at least one untreated skin or dental condition, and the most horrific clothing ever known. Like literally people in refugee camps wearing clothes fished out of a donation bin of garbage not even the european version of TJMaxx wanted can dress better than a flyover.

>>21443977
It's in the rural South. What would you expect?

Virginia is neither the deep south or a flyover state. Getting excited for a truck stop gas station is sad as fuck though.
-t. Masshole

like look at this what is even going on here, how can anyone go outside looking like this

>>21444159
Its both

>>21444157
average looking is ugly
you are ugly, sorry anon

>>21444206
Average looking is average. Your standards are just fucked up, this is what you consider "most people" >>21444161

>>21444210
average looking is ugly
you're only saying they're not because accepting most people are ugly would mean accepting you yourself are ugly

>>21444216
What a weird way to cope for being called out

>>21443340 (OP)
Is Virginia really that bad? Those have to be locals if they knew about it opening and were waiting for it. I live near the new one in Sevierville, TN and that horde of goblins is identical to what frequents our Bucees.

>>21444227
Actually they all look normal, if you think those people look like shit it means you're ugly. Everyone who replies to me is ugly.

>>21443340 (OP)
Nobody is going to Buccees for the food.
If you lived in the Texas Triangle before Buccees popped up everywhere, you know just how disgusting the bathrooms were basically everywhere. They've built a billion dollar brand based on their ability to maintain a clean restroom.
The way people larp about loving Buccees is completely lame though and a testament to a terminally sterile suburban life. I've never met somebody who lives in an interesting part of Texas get hyped over Buccees.
The food is pretty good though, a step above fast food for sure but not so much better that you are going out of your way for it.

imagine buying merch for a fucking gas station
and then wearing it and going outside
showing up all excited like you went to Disneyland

>>21444227
Its a geographically and economically diverse state. While technically south, the east is pure mid atlantic. The west is all blue ridge mountains and shenandoa rivers and shit.

>>21444244
>Its a geographically and economically diverse state. While technically south, the east is pure mid atlantic. The west is all blue ridge mountains and shenandoa rivers and shit.

Strangely diverse, town to town, indeed. Northern Virginia is also it's own entity unlike the rest of the state, even split politically.Foodwise, you can't get any better than Northern VA/DC choices.

This is a highway stop like most of Buc-ees. I bet they offered something on inauguration day more than just the hype of newness, some kind of Ts or food freebies and samples. People look too damn excited. The prices are not that inflated, but other than a big selection, the food is not THIS exciting.

>>21443347
Literally (LITERALLY) all fat and/or nwords. I'm not even mad it's just funny at this point.

>>21443520
if the fans of a popular thing are all obese zog worshipping muttoid retards sharting out kids for welfare then yes that popular thing is indeed bad

I've watched it like 10x now and it gets better and better each time

>>21443340 (OP)
The funny thing is that the mutts will portray their reality as the beautiful Hollywood stars, they get all haughty and uppity. Yet this is the actual reality

You think they've got enough feed that lot?

>>21443340 (OP)
By pit-stop standards their food is great. By like...regular restaurant standards their food is not that great. That being said, when you've been driving in a hot car for 500 miles and you need gas and you're hungry and you want to deal with borth at the same time then Buc-ees is like manna from heaven.

Lot of Euroid seethe in this thread.

>>21444376
Look at the vehement level of cope here, grim

>>21444161
They are just your average working class white people.

>>21443340 (OP)
Every. Single. One. Is. Dysgenic.

>>21443340 (OP)
LoL there is maybe 2 attractive people in that whole clip and americans are always ripping on other countries

>>21443347
The kinds of people so excited for a new type of store to that area. Also they dump tons of sugar in literally all of our food.

>>21443354
You clearly didn't get the beaver nuggets or the jerky

>>21443984
>Fuckin caaars, maaaan.
We were arguably even more car dependent in the 70s and people weren’t fat slobs. People now just can’t control their porcine appetite for praline pecans and chocolate. It’s a cultural illness

>>21443396
When is someone who is actually a Texan ever actually said that?

>>21444376
Lot of...
>out of breath after walking 20 feet
...Euroid seethe...
>sharts in pants
...in this...
>loses feeling in their foot
thread...
>dies of heart attack at 43

>>21443347
because we have freedom here, poojet shitskin

>>21443340 (OP)
i would never eat hot food from a gas station or 7/11 but i do from bucees
says it all really
as others have said the real key is the extremely clean restrooms though

>>21443340 (OP)
Rather real truck stops that have denny's or burger king in them.

>>21444837
I live in Texas and I say it all the time. Get fucked loser.

>>21444924
>t.

>>21443347
You've got to be genuinely obsessed with food (mentally ill) for a goddamn food store grand opening to be on your radar, hence you're obese.

>>21443396
Is this a man or a woman

>>21444943
I dunno, if you live in a small-ish town (~30k or less) a new ANYTHING is a big deal to the majority of the town. This same shit happens even if an oil change place or tmobile opens.

>>21444885
>as others have said the real key is the extremely clean restrooms though
It's something that zoomers will never really understand, since it's said they don't do real classic American road trips (or they try, but with limited range because of their electric cuckmobiles). When you're on the road for days or even weeks at a time, a clean bathroom at the end of the day is like an oasis in the desert.

>>21444376
You got the Eurobrowns seething with that one.

>>21443340 (OP)
>not inviting the fella waiting outside
rude

>>21443958
Wait till you see the Eurogroids living in an Ikea.

>>21443340 (OP)
>were filming for the internet so be extra excited!
Normies and weirdos like us anons would avoid all of that horseshit. These people are in another league of annoying.
>can you tag me?!

>>21443340 (OP)
i dont live in texas anymore (but grew up there) and love bucees, i'm kinda worried they're just gonna get shit the more they expand, feels like that's how it always works out

>>21443354
Why are you larping as an Amerimutt?

>>21443347
>people
You're being extremely generous there

>>21443977
You didn't mention the universal borderline Down's syndrome

>>21444911
You want a TA truck stop with an Iron Skillet restaurant in it.

>>21443340 (OP)
what's this body type called?

>>21445211
Amerimutt

Don't care about the mascot, food, gas, or staff, but those are some of the nicest bathrooms I've ever been in.

>>21445211
a healthy one

>>21445211
faustian, brando-esque

>>21443347
who else would go to the grand opening of a buc-ees

>>21445211
>I put on a fresh shirt

Can you upper deck one of their toilets or are they fancy?

>>21444924
I also live in Texas and have never heard anyone say it. Faggot.

>>21445211
3000kc TDEE phenotype

>>21443347
Biden

>>21445211
It's funny how these fat bald niggas grow goatees so they have some sort of recognizable shape on their bowling ball bodies

>>21443347
we're big guys

>>21445211
A REAL american hero

>>21444946
Any male names you can think of that start with “KAY”?

>>21443347
because they're the only people who would actually care enough to get excited for a Buc-ee's to open.

>>21445658
Kayvin

inshallah

>>21443347
Americans live life to the fullest, I wish I could pig out with no shame and that my body could withstand eating 2000 calories for every meal

>>21443354
nice bait

>>21443354
>The line of gas pumps was over 300 yards long
we used to build cathedrals

>>21445211
Just your average American.

>>21445443
God I wish that were me

>>21445443
>November 12, 2020
>PIERCE BROSNAN has congratulated Joe Biden and Kamala Harris on their historic election win.
>The James Bond star extended his congratulations to the Democrat candidates, who on Saturday were announced the winners of the 2020 Presidential elections.

>>21443340 (OP)
If its not beaver meat I don't want it.

>>21443958
>konbini
:)
>konbini, america
:(((((

Why are they all dressed like children?

>>21446158
That's just how americans dress. I wouldn't even go to the mailbox wearing shit like that.

>>21443347
buckees only sells processed deep fried sugar corn products

>>21446210
Their pecan chicken salad is really good though

>>21446158
Haha yeah, I didn't notice that

>>21444829
the beaver nuts suck as though. they're basically just giant corn pops, who wants to eat that besides a kid

>>21443340 (OP)
why are they all filming themselves going to a petrol station? And of course there's some retard there wearing his wwe replica belt lmao

>>21445211
Reubinesque

>>21445443
That guy must be her brother because no white man is going to hit that. It’s an immigrants job.

>>21445809
>>21445820
Kek

>>21445860
Buccee’s is a cathedral to consumerism.

>>21443533
The ones that are at a highway intersections in the middle of nowhere that serve homemade fried chicken and subs.

>>21444233
This guy knows. Built an empire based around there not being piss and shit on the walls.

>>21443347
The experts say corn syrup and seed oils are safe and effective!

>>21443340 (OP)
are americans really this fat and short

>>21443340 (OP)
No.
It's pretty shit actually. It's s normie popularity/assimipation metric.

>>21448833
cringe incelpost. many companies could easily be like bucee's but that would mean shareholders would have to only get 500% returns instead of 2000%

>>21448584
No just the ones that are excited about a new gas station.

>>21443347
you know why

Why do 95% of the people going through those doors look so well off?

>>21443340 (OP)
Is that goofball in the cowboy hat the manager or something?

>>21443340 (OP)
No

>>21444225
>called out
Back to Tumblr

>>21444216
I lived in TX for thirty years, then QC for ten.

The difference in "average" between the US and French Canada is mind-blowing. In DFW, an 8/10 woman with fair hair was a once a week occurrence. In QC, it's an hourly occurrence if you travel by foot. Fat people under the age of sixty are few, and easily three-quarters of the young population (under 35) is lean. Conversely, while in TX I hardly ever encountered young, lean people in the city. I would assume half of the youth was obese, and about 5% were morbidly so.

In my experience, "average" is beautiful. But when an "average" person is packed in 100+ lbs of fat, they become ugly. ANYONE at a certain level of obesity will be "ugly", and the US is absolutely filled to the brim with fat people.

>>21451000
>Conversely, while in TX I hardly ever encountered young, lean people in the city.
guess things are different up there in DFW (i haven't spent a significant amount of time up there so can't comment). i'm in austin close to downtown and there are loads of beautiful women, especially on the trail surrounding the downtown lake. and then obviously the further you go out from the inner core, the fatter people get.

>>21451000
I've lived in 5 states and I can confirm there is a marked difference in how the average person looks. In Milwaukee for example, "average" looks like a somewhat less extreme version of the op video - most people are fat and badly dressed, but not nauseatingly so. The average younger person might have trouble walking a mile without becoming exhausted. You tend to assume everyone around subsists off fried garbage and HFCS soda and lots of beer. A person who spent their whole life there could infer that "average" just means "ugly".

In Los Gatos on the other hand, "average" means reasonably well put together, most people have a look like they've definitely eaten a vegetable in the last 24 hours, perhaps quite a lot of vegetables. Even people in their 70s look like they could easily walk a few miles and think nothing of it.

I can only imagine how bad things would be south of the Mason-Dixon line. I've changed planes in such places but I've successfully avoided leaving the airport security area.

>>21444159
This is the part of Virginia that borders West Virginia. not Maryland.
It may not be Deep South, but it's still Appalachia and it's definitely not the same people a coastie will consider "Virginia".

>>21451018
Look at this weird apologist cope. It's quite desperate and hence quite tragic. She'd most likely be equally snide in some other thread on some other topic. Grim.

>>21451049
Sorry you're fat and ugly but look at the bright side, GLP-1 agonists now exist so in the future all you have to be is ugly

>>21443347
>people

>>21444946
It is american

>>21443340 (OP)
milf at 0:35

>>21443347
These are people camping out for the opening of a gas station, what do you expect?

>>21445658

Kayn, the first mulderer according to the Bibble

I interviewed for the store manager position, they offered me 126k but the commute was too long

>>21453267
Do you live in the valley? Great place.

>>21453464
no

>>21443340 (OP)
Buc-ees, formerly Chucks.