why is central and eastern food so bad?

>>21447519 (OP)
Poor availability of ingredients due to climate. Gets worse the further north and east you go.

Because french cooking is so ubiquitous you probably don't even realize when you're making it

>>21447519 (OP)
France is probably some "Definition of Foreign" shit that considers Halal Carts French cuisine because Algeria was part of France

>>21447523
France is also Continental Europe's America so they'll be like "This Kebab is French because they made Kebab in former French colonies and he put butter on the grill

>>21447519 (OP)
German cuisine is the all-time best imo

No such thing as Irish cuisine, but our raw ingredients are top notch.

>>21447519 (OP)
its just turnips and bread with meat.

partly
>>21447521
and partly because protestantism makes people think that enjoying your food is sinful

>>21447560
None of that plate is halal bro

>>21448181
FUCK HALAL!!!

EVERYTHING ON THAT PLATE IS FUCKING TOP NOTCH
NOSH !!

>>21447519 (OP)
Most of the balkans are literally just stews with a shitton of paprika or meat. I think the only exception is like... Greece, maybe?

>>21447521
>Poor availability of ingredients due to climate. Gets worse the further north and east you go.
That doesn't make sense.

>>21448181
6%. Grow up.

>>21447519 (OP)
People go on holiday in the southern regions, they like the food and want to eat more of it in their own country.

>>21448272
As a Serb this is absolutely factual. None of our meals are complicated at all and usually have the same ingredients.

>>21447519 (OP)
Germanics have shit food and Communism hid all the rest

Jewish food is famous in the US but in reality it's Ukrainian food

>>21448276
It does, you're just too stupid to understand. Many crops grow poorly or simply won't grow in colder climates. Locally grown, ripened and sold produce is better than produce picked underripe and shipped over long distances before being sold. Worse is the latter is also mostly cultivars selected for long shelf life and to resist blemishing during transport, at the cost of flavor.

>>21448370
>Jewish food is famous in the US but in reality it's Ukrainian food
If anything it's German and Polish.

>>21448370
>Tranime pedo
Opinion discarded

>>21448398
pedo website, newfag

>>21447519 (OP)
Why would you go to a restaurant to pay for overpriced versions of what you make at home and more fine tuned to your own liking?
Of course you go for "foreign food" at a restaurant.

>>21448420
Because southerners are poor and their cuisine is the only thing they can be proud of.

Because in eastern europe people eat at home their own food all the time and go out to a restaurant once a month

>>21448420
Because its cheaper to get a mussel-fries for 12€ than buy a shitty 20€ fries maker (dont know the word) that i will use thrice a year + ingredients

>>21448459
>dont know the word
A convection oven?

>>21448459
In that one year you've more than made your money back and guess what, you don't have to throw it away afterwards. You can keep using it for more years.

>>21448460
No this

>>21448478
A deep fryer.

>>21448035
most of them aren’t protestant

>>21448389
> Gets worse the further north and east you go.
>and east
>Many crops grow poorly or simply won't grow in colder climates
It has been 36C-95F for the last month in Eastern Europe and that was in June, it's only gonna get hotter.
Last year we had 3 weeks where it was 40C-105F in July or August.
You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

>>21448389
>>21448512
Probably 80% of all our produce is locally grown.

>>21447519 (OP)
>all wypipo
really makes yall think donnit mmmmmhmmm das right

>>21448389
Cultural cuisines mostly developed in times when transporting food over long distances was simply not economically viable. Now it is, we're importing exotic cuisines along with the inbgredients, hence the map.
>>21448512
It's called continental climate, look it up.

>>21448523
Obviously as potatoes and onions make up almost 80 %.

>>21448397
>If anything it's German and Polish.
Fuck off, even the worst german bread BTFOs the best bagel any time.

>>21448590
That's not the point. They just stole everything from Germany and Poland and made it worse. Even the names are all German gibberish.

>>21447519 (OP)
In defence of the countries in blue, it makes sense to eat something different than what you're used to eating at home when you're eating out. It's good to expand your experience with different flavors. Also when youeat at a restaurant, you expect the food to be made properly, so when you wanna try how something from foreign country should taste like, it's good to try it in a restaurant before making it yourself

>>21448370
look at this pathetic cunt, what's wrong with the world? absolutely retarded and dysfunctional

>>21448647
iow, just live as a serf
>>21448649
>pooland above Jeetland and Burgerstan
>>21448429
you were only able to prop up wealth through a boomer pension fed pyramid scheme that will go nowhere, Southeners may be poor because of this jewish debt system, but at least they know how to enjoy and breathe life and flavour into cuisine.

>>21448868
jewish and germanic food as well as Ice climate Eastern European food is ogre.

>>21447519 (OP)
Why is Western food so bad?

>>21448335
cevapi tasty
>>21447560

>>21447560
may jews and germanoids destroy each other to death

>>21448992
because they have reptile draco-orion blood which makes them incapable breathing proper life and soul into cuisine, they’re great at mechanistic endeavour though. Even if they dominate in music, it’s tainted usually with disharmonic subliminal frequencies. Brasil is best country.

>>21448989
I don't know what your gay, disparate string of words mean. I expect that it was more to do with the pedo weeb image. I don't know for sure though. Either way, try your best to not speak like a brain damaged gaylord. You're a joke.

>>21448649
Poland in 11th place? Is this a joke? What is cooking in Poland? Only Żubrowka.

1. We industrialized wrong
2. What we are good at is a combination of breakfast, lunch and deserts, there is a reason why in US-English its called "Danish Pastries"
3. We are competing against Pizzeria's and freeze conserved fish

But more importantly:
We are at THIS side of the road side travel craze dying down after rationing ended. Not after the craze ended, but we are so far off it most of the tavern or roadside places are literally in a position where the owners are retiring if they have not been bankrupted.
That is where you used to go to get baked chicken, pea side-dishes, actual triangle sandwiches, etc
We are also post the more interesting period of Pax America with Coca Cola and Wonderbra.

>>21447519 (OP)
When your cuisine is drowning everything in mayonnaise and dill then pairing it with alcoholism, yeah I can see why other countries' food looks better.

>>21447560
A lot of german food is shit but they are the undisputed world kings of sausage

>>21447519 (OP)
It's not but the countries are culturally undermined by propaganda that wants you to believe you should be more "diverse" and "foreign is always special".

>>21448649
>Greece at #1
lol no

>>21450231
The list includes all the balkan, italian and turkish food they stole bro

>>21447519 (OP)
Because southern niggers come up north and take with them their cuisine.

>>21448985
>>21449144
Poland won get over it brownoids

>>21448459
>>21448478
>too retarded to simply use a saucepan/cauldron to make some fucking fries
Poor people deserve their poor people tax

>>21451420
>too poor to buy a fucking 20 € deep fryer

It's peasant food not the fancy souppoopoo developed for king Louis XIV's footbaths.

>>21448035
>protestantism
Central and Eastern Europe are pretty much entirely catholic.

>>21448512
>last month
We're talking about things that develop over centuries here you complete retard

>>21447519 (OP)
their traditional meal is boiled meat, boiled veg and shitty bread
of course they prefer actual food developed around the mediterranean

>>21452233
Wow. So just like Italy.

>>21447519 (OP)
YT people cain't cook

>>21447519 (OP)
french and italian cuisine are pretty universal, all you have to do is put tomato sauce in your meat sauce and eat it with pasta to stumble onto italian cooking and that's pretty wide spread due to how easy it's to make and how common the ingredients are
as for fine dining for whatever reason everyone has a boner for french cuisine because the names sound fancy even if the people ordering them can't even spell the names right and half of the people order it just to look posh
only reason to study cooking in french is to have a fancy foreign country on your resume for circle jerking, the food itself isn't even that tasty and it tends to be all for show

>>21452580
>the food itself isn't even that tasty
Just admit that you hate sauces.

>>21452590
on the contrary, your meals just are made to be flashy instead of tasty
id rather go eat some foodtruck döner than a flashy french cuisine meal that is going to look better than it tastes
>you have no palette
not my fault your food tastes depressing when compared to skewered lamb meat drenched in sauce

>>21447552
>>21447549
Feel better now? Hon Hon Hon.

>>21452593
Have you ever seen real French food in your life or do you just assume it always looks like from a 3 star restaurant?

in austria i find this ridiculous, the local cuisine is amazing, but all the foreigners here never even try it.
i have a turkish friend and his family has never dined at a traditional local restaurant even once, never tried the dishes.

>>21448272
retard

Is all of Europe grotesquely segregated and homogenous? Did god make the borders?

>>21452620
>turkish friend and his family has never dined at a traditional local restaurant even once, never tried the dishes.
Because those retards always think you smuggle pork into their food.

>>21452625
>Gulaš, paprikaš, đuveč, musaka, and sarma
>No, dude you're such a retard ohhh my Goddd

>>21447519 (OP)
>another thinly veiled euro D&C thread
Fuck off.

>>21447519 (OP)
It's not, people just eat local food at home. The difference is Italy and France have more tourists which in turn flock to local restaurants.

>>21449146
Basert og verdens beste pillet

>>21452994
>D&C
You're 100% either a slav or a muttoid.

>>21447519 (OP)
French food is actually horrific. Frog legs and snails are the biggest fucking psyop there is..at least pasta tastes good

>Romania in red
What do they eat there?

>>21447560
German is my favorite too

>>21451312
Yes - Polish dishes with sprinkle salt instead of normal, with paprika from bricks and chicken with salmonella. Dishes at the highest level.

>>21447519 (OP)
landlocked

So much seethe in this thread.

>>21447519 (OP)
I think it's quite good. However, most (at least that I know) of central and eastern european food is mostly things that can be cooked at home easily enough. Not everyone has a pizza oven, anyone can make borsch.

>>21448370
ukraine wasn't even a country until like 20 years ago go fuck yourself

>>21455502
Ukraine was a country before Russia was, It's Kyivan Rus' not Moscow Russia ok thanks. St. Petersburg is rightful Finnish clay btw.

>>21455539
i dont know if you even know what "ukraine" means but ukrainian was never and ethnicity

>>21455550
I don't know if you know what Rus' means, but Russian was never an ethnicity.
>uhm yeah we're gonna name ourselves after this group of swedes
>No we're not the same as them, they're our old owners, we liked them more than the mongols, pls come back we love you
pathetic

>>21455560
well you said it yourself but "ukrainians" are russians by definition, red russians to be exact

>>21455579
Neither is a 'real' ethnicity and both are made up. Half of the people who call themselves Russians are some kind of accursed Mongol-Uralic-Slavic fusion abandoned by God.

Ukraine however is indeed a real country and was one before the modern state of Russia ever existed. :)

>>21455586
>Half of the people who call themselves Russians
there's a distinction in russian language
rosiyski vs ruski
>Ukraine however is indeed a real country and was one before the modern state of Russia ever existed. :)
ukrainians from R U S are russians, as name suggests and they lived in red rus in lithuania and russian empire
ukraine means "borderland"

>>21455590
Okay? And Rus means Rower. And the people it refer to aren't Rus. Germany means "Neighbor". Wales means "Foreigner." Those not real places? Christ slavs are fucking retarded.

>ree no their made up word means they're fake but mine is real
No, you are a mongol. You belong to the Golden horde and are their property.

>>21455597
i'm not russian

>>21455601
Good, I'm glad you're getting better.

>>21455606
you seem american and completely unaware of european history

>>21455609
Of course I do, that's because you're engaging in a coping mechanism.
>I can't be wrong, everything else has to be!
This is called cognitive dissonance. If you were white, you'd instead be able to learn. However, you have to deny reality and get mad about it.

>>21455613
did you forget how 5 minutes ago you did the same thing by calling me russian

>>21447519 (OP)
Eastern cuisine isn't really a thing its more home cooking and smoked foods. It's not necessarily bad but its not something you can really market at a restaurant. Some days id rather eat some matjes herring and crackers than a fine dining experience at some fancy french restaurant.

>>21455640
if oyu want to say russian say russian this isn't true for half of eastern europe

>>21455618
If you care whine about Ukraine and aren't Russian you're even dumber.

>>21455656
i have every reason to whine about ukraine

>>21455649
yes because people are dying to go to Former Yugoslavian republic of macedonian , slovakian and finnish restaurants.

>>21455663
ad populum

"Hey honey lets grab some Former yugoslavian republic of macedonian tonight"

>>21453544
You mostly eat snails because of the garlic butter, they taste bland otherwise.
French cuisine has a great variety.
>>21452580
>the food itself isn't even that tasty and it tends to be all for show
Most of the classic french cuisine staples aren't attractive to the eye though, look at a tartiflette or a cassoulet.

>>21447519 (OP)
>is overrun by hordes of foreign savages with no allegiance to their host country
do you think this might have something to do with it?

>>21455663
this looks tasty thoughbeit
>>21452620
that's because they are invaders, get rid of them

>>21457154
I'm not saying eastern European food is bad at all I like it more than western European food but it's not marketable as western European food because its more home soul food. It can be done but there would have to be a big breakthrough. I also think peruvian food can be the next big thing but it hasn't reached the hype yet.

>>21447560
cancer and arteriosclerosis inducing food. I'll stick to vegetables and eggs

>>21448649
arent these taste atlas rankings based on user votes? they're not curated

>>21448992
thats african american food

>>21451440
>using deep fryers in The Glorious Age of Air Frying

>>21457553
>Air Frying
Much worse results.

>>21448649
>greece
>mexico

I would put japan italy china france in the top four in whatever order. This top 7 is unbelievably fucking stupid.

>>21457528
There are peruvian restaurants everywhere. They just sell over seasoned chicken with roast potatoes and salad.

>>21457545
OK britfag. Stick to your “eggs and vegetables.” Maybe you’ll live long enough to see pork be banned from the UK. You only gotta wait about 20 years now. 1. No cigarettes, 2. No pork, 3. No alcohol. Soon, very soon

>>21457617
i had some of the best ceviche and seafood there that can rival japan. sucks that their just doing crappy chicken where you are. we dont have any where i live

>>21455550
>ukrainian was never and ethnicity
Russian isn't an ethnicity either, they're heavily mixed concoction of slav, finnic, and nomadic asian elements with possible traces of germanic from vikings.

>>21458231
russia is ~500 years old ukraine is ~100 at best

>>21447519 (OP)
Truly, ehat is actually so supposedly bad about british food? I love cornish pasties and yorkshire puddings and pork pies, and I'm a burgerclap. I guess we don't really see much of their really nasty shit here like boiled tripe but plenty of their staples are really good, I challenge you to find one person in the world that doesn't like fish and chips

It's hard to market - it's not exotic, it's not refined, it’s not super healthy, nor visually attractive. It's also not easy to make, despite simple ingredients, many dishes are laborious and time-consuming.