Thread 21447713

Has a food ever broken you?

>>21447713 (OP)
when i learned that theres people in china that pay schools to keep their male students pee so they can boil eggs in it broke me a little.
like a fucking jug with a funnel at the end of the urinal.

>>21447716
brb booking a flight to china

>Has a food ever broken you?

No. It's food, not an acid trip on the dark side of the moon. The sooner "foodtubers" are all put in front of firing squads, the better.

>>21447713 (OP)
I'm not an attention whore so no.

>>21447713 (OP)
As in buck broken?

>>21447713 (OP)
has anyone watched a video of his? he eats like a complete fucking animal. no idea how he has a a million subs

>>21447738
>no idea how he has a a million subs

bot farms

>>21447713 (OP)
The last time I ate Burger King I got really bad gas. And it wasn't just that the farts were often and intense, they were. It was the smell. It was absolutely putrid. It was a heavy stank, biological warfare like. I turned on the ceiling fan but it was hardly any help because the farts were so heavy and dense. I felt like I was in some kind of CIA blacksite torture program. The smell clung to my nostrils really aggressively, mean. I kept gagging from the stench but couldn't get away from it because they kept coming.

So yeah. Haven't eaten at Burger King since.

>>21447713 (OP)
>Has a food ever broken you?
no because i usually chew it well enough.

>>21447743
i cant tell if youre joking or trying to be very serious but everytime i eat burger king my burps are so putrid they almost make me bork

>>21447738
>guys how does this guy have a million subs?
>proceeds to dick-ride him unprompted for absolutely no reason

fuck you faggot

>>21447749
Oh, I'm very serious.

>>21447756
grandfather blesses you.

>>21447713 (OP)
I once spent like 40 bucks at taco bell and the aftermath nearly broke my butt hole

>>21447716
Tbf that is just one little hick town in the middle of nowhere, this is like saying all Americans eat roadkill.

>>21447788
i look like this

>>21447820
>Tbf that is just one little hick town in the middle of nowhere
no, no its isnt.

>>21447713 (OP)
Financially? What do you mean, "broken"? You need to define that for us. Then we can find a more appropriate word for what you're attempting to convey.

>>21447826
"its just one hick from the middle of nowhere"

>>21447828
We will never know how prevalent these disgusting practices are. I know people who've been to India and no one mentioned eating cow shit and drinking piss. But of course that's what we learn about on this website. There are hateful reasons for people to suggest these are commonplace occurrences. They may not be.

>>21447713 (OP)
Apples? Yellow peppers? Crushed tortilla chips? What a strange looking sandwich. "Broke" him, huh?
Do we know what he means by that? Does he like it? Does he hate it? How did it fucking "break" him?

>>21447716
That's like saying all Parisians dip their bread in urine just because a few patisseries there do it

>>21447827
>What do you mean, "broken"?
Buck

>>21447834
>But of course that's what we learn about on this website
to be fair, ive wanted to visist india and i still do despite the shithole it is because i know the dung eating isnt very common. but cmon anon littleboy eggs are all over china. its basically a known fact at this point and ive learnedededed it from other sources aswell
my point is theres more evidence of pisseggs than there is of paki poo eating from my experience

I once made meatballs so amazingly good a single tear rolled down my cheek.

>>21447842
Pierre do be freaky dough
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur

>>21447713 (OP)
no, I go into primal ape man mode when I'm hungry and eat good food. Maybe if you locked me up, fed me slop for years, and then gave me a choice to eat my favorite food

>>21447847
>There were fairies still too green for the Bois...
that made me giggle

I barfed up a bag of flaming hots. It burned my esophagus and throat so bad. I don’t eat flaming hots no more.

>>21447820
No man it really was started by chinese nobles and appears to quite an aristocratic activity still. Myabe its like adderall or something? Its an ancient culture.

>>21447865
How would any of that be "like adderall"? Fucking idiot.

>>21447870
i thought he was misspelling something

>>21447713 (OP)
We made turnip cake for Chinese new year one year and I spent nearly 3 hours grating turnips

>>21447873
He doesn't know how question marks work either. Not worth investigating.

>>21447713 (OP)
Did he give up after this? Is Ben
Deen over?

Also for me it’s layer cakes, mine always turn out terrible so I don’t even try to make them anymore

>>21447713 (OP)
>Has a food ever broken you?
bean juice buck breaks me every morning.

>>21447716
you never had a peeeeg?

no because I’m not a YouTube sloppler click chaser. I have the ability to cook foods without suffering mental breakdowns.

>>21447721
what he said

Yeah,I had a tooth broken while eating once,my dental hygiene is abysmal

>>21447821

i bet you do

>>21447713 (OP)

army's "mussle soup"

They used all the left over juice from the mussle they made 2-3 days earlier and made it into a soup. Sand, shells bits, stringy bits included. It smelled terrible, tasted even worse.

I was about to vomit and felt nauseous for days, never again.

>>21447713 (OP)
thanks for posting the link

>>21447716
The subhuman untouchable underclass of every Empire has eating habits seen as utterly disgusting.

>>21448275
okay? why do they need to find "virgin boys" under the age of 12 to collect the pee?
this isnt putting ketchup on ramen.

>>21447738
>he eats like a complete fucking animal.
thats why people watch you stupid retard

>>21447847
What the FUCK did I just read??

dominoes breaks my stomach because of the exceptionally low quality cheese they use

>>21447716

A great leap backward

>>21447716
Imagine being a little chinky kid just wanting to play with your little chinky toys and some faggots are trying to farm you for your pee.

>>21448303
try finding virgin boys over the age of 12

>>21447879
I just buy turnip cake from the store. It's not worth making unless you REALLY love someone and even then it's not much better than store bought unless you splurge on the ingredients

>>21448526
>play with your little chinky toys

*get to your shift at the iphone factory
Ftfy

>>21447847
Frenchbros... please tell me this isn't real

>>21447713 (OP)
>almost 30000 views in ten hours for a guy who ate a sandwich

This is why the west needs another world war.

>>21448741
you're a dramatic ninny

>>21447721
trvke. name of the game because of the algorithm, but i hate how youtubers and people in social media have to be so dramatic

>>21447713 (OP)
Konnichiwa dude

>>21448741
>the west
youtube viewers are from the entire world

>>21448726
If there ever was a place to find them it'd be this weebsite.

>>21448741
You posted a way cringier guy who is just as retarded in my book. Reality television gave way to terrible youtube "content". If you never supported that asshole and his juvenile pranks we might not be here so soon.
You have AWFUL fucking taste.

I once bought Israeli habaneros by mistake, shat plasma and lava and it tasted like war crimes too.

>>21447821
A/s/l

>>21447716
>pay schools to keep their male students pee so they can boil eggs in it
why

>>21447870
Maybe eggs boiled in virgin boy pee has an effect like adderall. Im just spitballin here. Its gotta be popular for some reason.

>>21447820
is there internet videos of a small american hick town having a roadkill potluck? or myth busted

>>21447713 (OP)
I got e coli from apple juice as a kid and almost died from it so I guess.
I'm also a half-insane bipolar alcoholic now but that's because I've been fed Republican propaganda all my life

>>21447834
India has fucking campaigns teaching people about basic sanitation.