Thread #21448809 - /ck/

Anonymous

7/5/2025, 6:33:04 PM No.21448809

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>He had to spend 10 years learning how to make the tamago.

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Anonymous

7/5/2025, 6:34:08 PM No.21448813

It's easy. I just open my cloaca and squeeze.

Anonymous

7/5/2025, 7:02:38 PM No.21448847

>>21448809 (OP)
Looks like bananas

Anonymous

7/5/2025, 7:03:40 PM No.21448849

>>21448809 (OP)
>raw fish :(
>japanese nihon desu raw fish :O

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Anonymous

7/5/2025, 7:09:06 PM No.21448856

>>21448809 (OP)
Id slap a jap if i went to their little smorgasbord and he offered me a fucking egg on seaweed appetizer. No wonder everybody dunks that shit in soyboy sauce and wasabi soup.

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Anonymous

7/5/2025, 7:13:09 PM No.21448865

>>21448856
You don't understand, they folded the egg 15 times and created 2500 layers of egg.

Anonymous

7/5/2025, 8:08:04 PM No.21448966

>>21448809 (OP)
The tamago?

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Anonymous

7/5/2025, 8:09:26 PM No.21448970

>>21448856
You wouldn't do shit you little pussy boy. You'd eat it and say arigato.

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Anonymous

7/5/2025, 9:03:49 PM No.21449105

>>21448966
The egg!

Anonymous

7/5/2025, 10:31:06 PM No.21449280

>>21448809 (OP)
>10 years to master a fucking shrimp omelet
was he retarded?

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Anonymous

7/6/2025, 12:03:00 AM No.21449502

>>21448809 (OP)
The egg?

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Anonymous

7/6/2025, 12:05:45 AM No.21449506

>>21449280
Lets see your shrimp omelette, pussy boy. Bet you can't even make a scramble.

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 12:06:31 AM No.21449510

>>21448970
No, I'd be like "dunno airy cotton, fister rowboter!"

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 2:05:24 AM No.21449670

>>21449502
THE EGG!

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 2:12:34 AM No.21449689

If he spent so much time learning how to make a good egg then why isn't it sunny side up? What an idiot lmao

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 5:18:05 AM No.21449997

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>no one posted it

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Anonymous

7/6/2025, 6:00:39 AM No.21450062

>>21449997
Unironically how do you respond without sounding mad?
Do you ignore him?
Ask the cook or manager or whoever that he is harassing you?

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Anonymous

7/6/2025, 6:15:10 AM No.21450084

>>21450062
Say "Chill out, Mr. Miyagi" and ignore him. As seen in picrel, everyone at the restaurant agreed and thought it was a funny and justified reaction to his spergout.
After his subsequent sperging out in the rest of the scene, just ask the waitstaff to take care of the unruly customer. If he comes up to you with the intent to force you to eat sushi the "right" way then merc him and/or sue the pants off of him with everyone there as a witness

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 6:30:59 AM No.21450100

>>21449997
The Japanese don't give a fuck what you do to sushi. Put ginger on it, eat it with your hands, deconstruct it, dunk it in soy sauce, mix the wasabi with the soy sauce. No rules because nobody cares, only baka gaijin weebs with a shallow understanding of Japanese give a fuck.

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Anonymous

7/6/2025, 12:47:53 PM No.21450511

>>21450100
False

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 12:49:49 PM No.21450514

>>21450100
Heathen

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 12:55:03 PM No.21450519

>>21448809 (OP)
Tamagoyaki was one of the foods I liked least when I was in Japan. It's just scrambled eggs minus the comforting texture.

Anonymous

7/6/2025, 3:24:18 PM No.21450727