Is this a nutritious lunch for a boy in school? I buy him one of these in the morning or drop it off warm during his lunch period if I am free. He wants money to eat in the cafeteria but I am worried he will spend it on cookies and candy. This would have made me happy as a boy.

>>21449953 (OP)
Do you expect him to eat the entire chicken?

>>21449953 (OP)
Your son eats an entire chicken for lunch?
I mean a quarter chicken and some veggies would be a decent lunch but is your son an offensive lineman or something?

>>21449956
He should eat his fill and try not to waste food but no.

>>21449959
I send him with a whole chicken because it's convenient to get on the way to school or nearby for me to buy it for him.

>>21449953 (OP)
mmmmm warm meat stewing in microplastics for hours.....

>>21449959
To be fair, it probably costs more to buy a $5 footlong from Subway than it costs to get a whole rotisserie chicken. I don't really see anything particularly wrong with the idea, ASSUMING that the chicken is not the only food you are giving him for the entire day, every day. Your kid is going to hate rotisserie chickens when he grows up.

1. Get the lemon pepper one if you can, it's much tastier
2. Pair it with some hot sauce, a bottle of milk, and some fruit
3. Cut it in half and put the other half in a plastic bag for tomorrow
You now have peak lunch nutrition for a growing boy

>>21449963
>it's convenient to get on the way to school
You sound lazy. Buying him a serving of food that large is probably embarrassing for him to haul around school, try making a packed lunch for him the day before.

>>21449970
We make breakfast and dinner that is not chicken but this is what we give him for lunch. I want to make sure he has plenty to eat.

>>21449971
Sometimes he picks the lemon pepper. Sometimes BBQ. I do not want to save half as I do not go back home on the way dropping him off to school and I want him to have a warm lunch.

>>21449973
We do not have time to make a warm lunch in the mornings. I don't understand why it is embarassing. It is just lunch. He mentions the other boys have lunches that sound very bad for them.

>>21449982
Every day is a humiliation for your kid.

>>21449987
Can you explain? I did not go to school in this country. Many others would be jealous I never went hungry for lunch when I was growing.

>>21449982
If you have time to make him a warm breakfast or dinner then you can just make a little extra and save it for lunch. This takes zero extra time or effort and frees your son from the monotony of chicken all day every day.

>>21449989

>>21449989
>Many others would be jealous I never went hungry for lunch when I was growing.
Maybe tell your kid to offer the extra meat he doesn't feel like eating to other kids, like to add to their sandwiches or something. Might not necessarily be the sort of thing you're going for, but in the military, sharing food with others is a way that people tend to make friends.

>>21450005
Bait

>>21449996
We don't have time for warm breakfast in the mornings, besides weekends. I do not want to give him extra dinner because he has nowhere to heat it at school.

>>21450012
well done

>>21450010
I am sure he will share if he has extra. He has many friends.

I would be so happy if I could afford a rotisserie chicken every day, much less two ADDITIONAL meals.

>>21449953 (OP)
Well yeah it's a chicken why wouldn't it be nutritious

>be the kid who receives a whole-ass rotisserie chicken for lunch in the cafeteria
>get bullied
I hate my parents so fucking much

>>21450035
shut your mouth or you're getting two

>>21450038
no I don't wanna be chicken boy!

He could trade a leg for a chocco milk tho kids this age prefer breast meat

>>21450040

I used to work with a dude who often ate a whole roast chicken for lunch. Then when he was done he would sit there with a big pile of bones in front of him.
Was alpha as fuck.

>>21450035
you have to eat all of the chicken

>>21450063
It takes me like 30 to 40 minutes to finish an entire roast chicken and I'm a big 6.4 guy, no way a kid finishes one under an hour. He would throw most of it away

>>21449982
>We do not have time
You sound like you're retarded. Get up earlier. A couple of sandwiches takes 3 minutes to make including washing up. Get up 3 minutes earlier. Get a chicken and use that for the sandwiches along with some cheese and mayo and he'll be fed.
An entire chicken for a kid's lunch, retarded

is this thread just to make fun of that poster who bragged about how we have rotisserie chickens available so we don't need any meat pies or sausage rolls?
well anyway a pile of chicken on its own isn't very satisfying to me. it's more like an ingredient than a meal...

sometimes when I get really drunk I eat a rotisserie chicken and pretend I'm a dinosaur

>>21449953 (OP)
you're a retarded pedophile

My mom used to send me to school with a pocket chicken and a coke. I don't see what all the fuss is about, chicken is a great lunchtime meal.

>>21449960
He can just trade chicken parts for candy bars.

>>21450586
For me it’s spaghetti

>>21449953 (OP)
Just fix him a sandwich and load it with veggies. It would probably be better for him than an entire chicken.

>>21449982
Bullshit. Get up earlier or do it the night before.

Quite often I'll get six chickens from Costco and bring them home to feed my gf and daughter. Two chickens for each person but daughter doesn't usually finish hers (no matter how much I demand).

That comes out to 30 dollars or so usually. Try doing that at a restaurant.

>>21449953 (OP)
It comes in its own lunchbox

my mom worked as a bartender near my school and would show up dressed like a slut to drop off a huge sandwich from a nearby deli for my lunch and i was embarrassed as hell but no one bullied me for it and they were also jealous of my giant sandwich. mom didnt come home tho so the sandwich was dinner and breakfast too. then in my class the next year were three other boys with whore mothers who came to drop their lunch with much less on than my mom, and the whore moms also brought treats for everyone's birthdays, and we all loved them, so i stopped being embarrassed about my mom and greatly appreciated her sucking 10k of cocks a semester so i could get a decent education and not get stabbed by gangbangers in the hallway in public school ;-;

>>21450869
I like Ted DiBiase.

Sorry people who have replied about packing him a lunch, I had to sleep. He does not want a packed lunch. He only wants money for the cafeteria. Which is why I think he wants cookies or candy. I know that the cafeteria has a snack window that just sells treats.

I also worry he will not eat and will save the money to use on video games.

>>21450874
>paying money for video games

>>21449971
You sound like a massive faggot

>>21449953 (OP)
Nobody is this stupid. Low effort bait.

>>21449953 (OP)
Your kid is on keto? That's awesome! I could eat half of that at lunch and finish it for dinner.

>>21450099
Quit pushing carbs.

>>21449970
It's absolutely cheaper. I always get one when I order groceries. They're $4! You can eat a couple meals off one and then make a soup. The $4 rotisserie chicken is like the $1.50 Costco hotdog.

And they don't even have $5 footlongs anymore.

Your yummy kid should get use to eating a healthy diet of various meats, seafood, dairy/cheeses and nuts. No reason for anything else except the odd Lettuce, squash, spinach and cucumber.

>>21449953 (OP)
totally

>>21450253
That sounds fucking wonderful but it probably won't fly at this kid's jr. high

>>21450918
Finally a real answer. I’d sneak into a middle school to bully the chicken kid myself and give him a wishbone wedgie

>>21449982
I think you're doing great anon, it just might be too big a portion for a young boy. Adding some bread and maybe some vegetables to a smaller portion might be more well rounded. You can even keep plastic knives in the car to seperate it if time is an issue.

>>21449953 (OP)
What the fuck is your obsession in this thread about him getting a ‘warm’ meal. They don’t serve iced gruel in the fucking cafeteria, retard, and most kids are going to be eating sandwiches packed from home which are gonna be cold. I think you might actually be retarded, chief.

>>21449959
He can eat one half of the chicken today and leave the other half in his locker for tomorrow's lunch.

>>21451676
In the cafeteria I do not know what he will eat and they offer cookies and candy. I do not want him to eat that and I do not want him to eat a cold sandwich and have a sad cold lunch. We also do not have time to prepare sandwiches or a full meal in the mornings that will be warm and nutritious.

>>21451683
Yes keeping meat at room temperature for 23 hours what a fantastic plan
At least that'll save him from *gasp* eating a sandwich like half the other students in the cafeteria

>>21451782
That was not my suggestion. I am happy to buy him a fresh hot meal every day. I would think it was unsafe if he were keeping tomorrow's lunch in his locker.

>>21451683
Don't let him be a pig, he should at least learn to share

>>21449953 (OP)
those black trays use recycled plastic from cables and other shit that wasn't made to be heated

>>21451782

Once it has been cooked that is not any more problematic than with anything else.

Reminder that any parents activity using this site or anyone taking parenting advice from this site is absolutely retarded.

This is blatantly a LLM thread.

>>21452705
Op just sounds indian. They're fucking obsessed with 'warm lunches'

>>21452720
Goddamn jeet infestation is completely out of control

your son is gonna be making ALL KIND OF GAINZ

/ck/ is the worst board on this godforsaken website

>>21449970
>Your kid is going to hate rotisserie chickens when he grows up.
Then he's going to start working and learn to love delicious affordable convenient Rotisserie Chicken

>>21450926
What's wrong with carbs? Besides, a sandwich can have a lot of meat and veggies. Were you born yesterday?

>>21451779
You sound retarded. I hope you know that is your problem.

>>21449953 (OP)
The USDA recommends two rotisserie chickens a day for a growing child. You are starving your kid retard

>>21452744
This is how I feel too. When he is older he will very much like to have a chicken for a good price that is ready for him to eat.

>>21450817
I have literally seen this happen. It's impossible to keep your kids safe these days.

>>21449953 (OP)
this is a bait ass thread. the only way Chicken Boy isn't one of the most abused retards in school is if he's a young bodybuilder tier beefcake lad, star football player and powerlifter who rips that whole chicken down every day. if this is not him, and you bring him a chicken, he is trying to get rid of it as covertly as possible in the nearest trashcan because being a starving poor kid or just a "not that hungry haha" eating disorder kid is way, WAY better for his social situation than being fucking chicken boy.

>>21450874
You sound retarded as fuck but I like this retarded as fuck thread concept, because there is no way the person described in the posts (retard, likely single mother, with a school-age kid, and schizo about candy and video games) would actually post on 4chan especially a slower less well known board like this one. Zero, ZERO chance. Anyway if true (no point in posting other than to engage with the thread as-is) then what he is trying to do is be normal and not get bullied through no fault of his own because his mother is a retarded freak. On the other hand, you sound like a foreigner living in america, so i hope he is bullied because then he will become incel at minimum and possibly a suicide statistic which is good for the overall demographic outlook. So by all means, please, keep it up with the rotisserie chickens.

>>21453902
I have posted here for many years. I am a man. His mother works many hours. I mostly post on /co/ and lurk here to look at foods when I am bored or looking for food ideas. This was a good place for me to practice my English. I do not like the bigger boards like /b/ or /pol/. I like looking at other boards that are more about real life.

It does not sound like he has bullies. He is athletic and healthy. He has friends who come over.

>>21453939
Well if he is athletic and popular then rotisserie chicken is fine, but he's probably not going to candymaxx and hoard his money for roblox skins either.

>>21452742
its the best board, worst moderated

>$5-$8/day instead of similar price for less, shittier school hot lunch
>no need to pack or carry a lunchbox just drop off hot meal
>more than enough food for a growing boy
>roast chicken is whole foods, nothing processed
>likely shares with friends
>probably make him the coolest guy in school
>equivalent to mom cool friends mom bringing McDonald's except it's not shitty garbage

What are the downsides here? Like other anons said you could probably cut cost by doing a quarter chicken instead of a whole rotisserie but hell if it works, it could be way worse

>>21449982 >>21449953 (OP)
>Be me
>12 years old
>Dad's divorced and depressed, and I have to live with him
>He can't be bothered to buy shit to make a lunch for school, and he won't pay for it from the school cafeteria
>won't even buy bread, peanut butter, jelly
>I'm not retarded, I can make a sandwich, but this fucker won't buy the stuff.
>One day dad has a solution
>Still won't buy sandwich shit, but he stops at the fucking grocery store on the way
>mfw he hands me an entire fucking rotisserie chicken
>I have to carry this fucking thing around to my classes now...
>Everyone calls me bock bock chicken boy
>Fucking humiliating. I don't even have a lunchbox for the thing, just the grocery bag
>Everyone can smell it
>It's cold by lunch time

I want to fucking die.

>>21449970
>$5 footlong from Subway
they jacked it up to $11 2-3 years ago during the post-covid price hike when they realised they have no competition, literally no-one else makes sandwiches.

>>21452689
Please go read about food safety, ranjeet

>>21449953 (OP)
>My grandfather was Doublemint Dave
>My father, Mark with the Mints
>My name is... Chicken Chuck
>I did not ask for this life...
>...but my lunch period does not end before every bone is sucked clean

>>21450048

>>21451490
>>21451631

lol

>>21452950
Yes, and I learned to type overnight. I'm fast, huh?

>>21452957
How can you hear him?

>>21453950
I don't know if he is popular but he has friends. He is not on a sports team right now. He likes to sneak candy. Sometimes I think he is athletic and healthy only because we pay attention.

>>21453982
lol

>>21449978
>I do not want to save half as I do not go back home on the way dropping him off to school
instead your kid then has a weird container of half eaten chicken to keep him company for the rest of the day?

>>21454173
Sorry if I created a misunderstanding but it is not on my way for my workday to take half of the chicken home with me. It would go to waste if I were to do that. Plus I would not have another container to carry it.

>>21454210
Chicken cuck

>>21454173
I always ask him to pick the bones clean and bring them back home in a ziplock bag. That way we can make good stock on Sunday.

Sometimes I wonder if you fucks just make these bizarre threads,screeshot them and post them on Reddit for karma/upvotes farming

>>21454677
the LLM guy may have been right, either way it's definitely trolling.

Chicken boy

>>21449953 (OP)
These all taste like crap now at every grocery chain that sells them. The text and flavor are all completely off. They either taste like watery sponges or dried urine. They don't make them like they used to.

>>21449953 (OP)
By the time I was in high school I never got lunch money. My parents would always say that my options were to pack my own lunch from food we already had at home, use my allowance that I got from mowing the lawn and doing other chores, or get a job. What I ended up doing was just eating what other people were just going to throw away. "Hey you gonna eat those green beans? How bout that corn, do you want the rest of your fruit cocktail?". On a rare occasion I got a chicken nugget or 2. Its amazing how much money people are willing to waste then just throw away. To this day I cannot stand wasting food.

>>21455439
This is why I buy him a warm chicken so he does not have to barter or beg.

>>21449953 (OP)
At least put it in a sandwich and give him some Doritos

that poor child is bullied

>>21456367
Hey I saved a lot of money just by eating things people would have just thrown away.

>>21456576
They call him the cock holster for his rotisserie lunchbox

>>21456573
>at least add poisonous fattening bread and add more bread in chip form loaded with fake ingredients.

Lol no.

>>21449953 (OP)
you should post this on >>>/fit/

>>21451782
Moreover, it will be cold. It won't be a warm lunch.

>>21457220
just ask your teacher to store it in a refrigerator and label it. every school has at least one refrigerator located inside it somewhere. As if they'd let you just leave it on your desk all homeroom jfc use your brain

>>21457220
He has a Lunchbox that keeps food warm that we put the chicken in.

>>21449953 (OP)
Don't listen to the others OP. You're doing great! Once your kid gets big from all the healthy chicken he can start eating the other malnourished kids.

>>21453982
>bock bock chicken boy

>>21456986
>Bread is le poisonous
Post a peer reviewed study confirming your findings

I let my wife's kid eat whatever he want at lunch
but he still eat normal foods at home, veggies and all

>>21458245
why not put something warm in that then
thats not a retarded chicken

>>21449953 (OP)
How the fuck are you so awkward yet managed to procreate. Did you just kind of stumble through accidents?

>>21451676
>most kids are going to be eating good packed from home
Wrong.

>>21459157
My wife agrees with the chicken and also thinks this is a good meal.

>>21449953 (OP)
/Fit

>>21449953 (OP)
I'm not sure it'll last until lunch, but I mean if it's not every day then definitely. There's far worse things they could be eating.