Thread 21452261

Enhances your flavor

Fuck you NSA I was just talking about this randomly. Stop listening to me through my phone you bastards.

>>21452261 (OP)
ah yes, soybean oil water and salt
my favorite

Has anybody here ever thrown a tantrum over missing dips, dipping sauces, or condiments before? My friend has done this several times in public over the years and it makes me want to die inside. It's like the only reason he even purchased whatever food was because he wanted to lubricate it down with whatever special sauce.

One time we ordered delivery from his local Dominos and at the time they were selling various sandwiches, and he got his Italian sub thing which comes with some kind of dressing for a dipping sauce and they forgot the sauce so he called them back and demanded the driver come back, at 9pm on a Friday night with his single tub of dipping sauce. I would never eat at from that Dominos again delivering to his address, no way.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YguFR9iAA

>>21452261 (OP)
Shit's gross as a dip since it's just this stuff but it's great as a frying/sauteing oil.

>>21452261 (OP)
Goyslop Sneed oil garbage. Kys tranny

>>21452265
Have you ever dipped Doninos into papa John’s sauce or vice versa?

>>21452282
I'm gonna dip my dino in your garlic sauce.
Right in your asshole

Does Pizza Hut have a garlic sauce?

>>21452261 (OP)
>enhances your flavor

That's a nonsense statement. Garlic is its own flavor. Salt enhances flavor, nothing else really.
Do better.

>>21452298
I'm gonna fuck your asshole boy

>>21452288
it sounds like that would be a good addition to their offerings, especially to help glide the pizza bones down. so I have to assume no, no they must not.

>>21452307
You wanna do some gay sex?

>>21452311
I would really prefer not to anon.

>>21452269
Forgetting the dips is the most infuriating fucking things you can do to my order. it's so small that you can't get a refund or a reorder and the driver just looks at you like a retard if you ask if they forgot it but it's so essential. I've tried to make my own garlic sauce in these situations but it fucking SUCKED!

>>21452313
You don't have a choice. This is a rape now

>>21452298
You’re completely wrong. That is exactly what fat does and that garlic sauce is basically entirely fat.

>>21452316
This so much this

>>21452316
Let's be honest though, fass food is shit-tier and perennially disappoiting. Forgetting the dips does suck yes, but taking into account how unsatisfying the actual meal is going to be anyway, it's like bringing down from a 3.5/10 to a 3.36/10.

Now if you assume the potential of your meal is going to be realizedIN FULL as a 10/10 meal, then yes you have much more to lose, but it's just fucking never going to be the case.

>waah they forgot my Fancy Ketchup™
>actually, the fries are compeltely stale and oversalted anyway

>waaah they forgot my horsey sauce
>actually, I just shit pants after one bite I think I'm good now

and cetera

>>21452330
The pizza and fast food i get is tasty as hell, I don't know what you're ordering but my takeout is minimum 7/10 or I don't order.

>>21452336
>my takeout is minimum 7/10 or I don't order.
Name them

>>21452336
I'm gonna 7/10 your bhole boy

>>21452338
it's uhm, Bobby Bulfinch's Burger World & Fries

>>21452261 (OP)
That would be umami, actually. Thanks.

>>21452261 (OP)
mmm phthalates

>>21452342
I searched that and found out some burger chain opened a location nearby recently, if I try it and it's not 7/10 I'm coming for you.

>>21452338
my most ordered take out is probably from my local burger place called "chubbies"

>>21452316
As a former Papa John's driver, I agree with you. I always got pissed off at my fellow drivers who would just shrug it off and not care, because those idiots would wonder a few months later
>maynnne why aint nobody tippin good
CAUSE WE HAVE A REPUTATION OF ALWAYS FUCKING UP. CAUSE OF YOU GUYS

just know that your frustration is shared, even by people who work there

>>21452261 (OP)
>enhances
*overwhelms
ESL retard.

>>21452330
>yeah it sucks but what can ya do eh? it's not like it was going to be good anyway...
People have this attitude and then wonder why the teenagers and burnouts running their local place for chump change don't care about fucking up your order

>>21452441
that's a management and work ethic problem, not a customer problem, agnon

>>21452448
You wanna get butt fuck by another man?

>>21452448
I agree but my point is the general attitude of "well your meal only went from a 3.5 to a 3.36 so it's still within acceptable parameters of shittyness" adds up over time
it's hard to believe this but in the early 2000s papa johns could be counted on to be at least a 6

>>21452457
so could papa gino's. hell even a burger king you'd at least get what you were expecting and not usually less

we need to fix a few things I think

>>21452462
I'm afraid it's probably unfixable, it's such a fundamental attitude problem in society and there's no sign of it going anywhere

>>21452261 (OP)
I absolutely love garlic but this stuff is vile
I dunno what Papa John's does to it but just the smell alone makes me gag

>>21452734
Well as you can see there's very little actual garlic in there
You wouldn't believe how much people love that stuff though. Sometimes a person will order a single medium pizza, plain cheese, but add 10 fucking garlic sauce cups
yes I work there yes you can AMA

>>21452261 (OP)
Cheese is the best, though.

>>21452766
we always run out of these because we barely keep them in stock, but when people order them they order like 6 at a time
why are you like this, cheeseheads?

>>21452774
There's just something wonderfully wrong about dipping pizza crusts in a nacho-type cheese sauce after you've eaten a lot of "real" cheese already.

>>21452777
can't argue with that but I'd personally use them for the garlic knots or the breadsticks

God, I love dipping sauce with my pizza. The more sauces, the better. I'm glad that Papa John's made the other chains start including that shit.

>>21452792
Every time I see a little ceasar’s it’s just so grim

>>21452792
I do like how the marinara sauce cup is actually big enough for all the Crazy Bread, and not one of the smaller cups.

>>21452318
>trying this hard
Go back to /b/, you unfunny cunt.

>>21452261 (OP)
>less than 2% of garlic
Jesus it doesn't even try to tell you how little is in there, it gives you an upper bound. Grim.

>>21452985
Out your cards on the table: what % of garlic do you expect there to be and justify that number.

>>21452261 (OP)
God, I remember when I got to college and started ordering my own pizza. PJs was great because you got BOTH a free cup of garlic sauce AND a pepperoncini.

I'd bite off the end of the pepper and squirt the juice on my pizza, drizzle the garlic sauce on the pizza, dip the crusts in the sauce. So fucking good. Haven't done that in years because we don't actually have a PJs near me in the city, just (better) local places, but sometimes I get the old urge.

>>21453008
Like 5% by mass. Maybe more, I'd have to taste test to make sure.
Remember anon, that's not an amount they give, it's an upper bound. They could have 0 in there and it'd still be correct.

>>21453023
>I'd have to taste test to make sure
And you don’t think they’ve literally focus-grouped this to arrive at an amount that the most people find enjoyable?

>>21452777
because America

>>21453012
They've changed since Papa was exiled. They use different ingredients that are noticeably lower quality.

>>21453126
Their decline started long before he was kicked out.

>>21453128
Giant black hands typed this post...

>>21453169
What makes you say that? Anyone that's been eating PJs for long enough knows that what I say is true. Are you that desperate to defend some businessman who was too stupid to keep his mouth shut and who doesn't even know who you are?

>>21453169
you are a retard

>>21453025
No, because a focus group doesn't prefer a soybean oil and water mix.
That's for cost cutting and they figured out how cheap they could go before people found it unbearable.

>>21452330
It's the opposite. With shitty takeout more of the flavour is in the sauce. Things like tenddies are inedible without a sauce.

>>21452261 (OP)
i bring home a few bottles of the better version every time i visit senpai in ohio

>>21453310
this. if it's supposed to come with sauce, I'm not eating it without sauce. yes I would call and complain.

>>21453012
That was when Papa John's really WAS "better ingredients, better pizza."

>>21452288
>>21452307
I tried it, it's watery and too creamy

>>21455103
>watery
>too creamy
wat

Is it even a pizza if you dont use it?

>>21453128
The decline of Subway and Papa John's both started immediately after I tried my first of each

>>21452298
Glutamate enhances flavors as well. It's called umami.

>>21452269
>>21452316
This only happens in America.

>>21452316
>>21452269
I am british and I've done this many times. The whole point of a chip shop is the sauce. How am I supposed to eat me chips without me curry sauce m8?

>>21452795
Why is it grim? It's for stoners and little league baseball teams, and you pay for it with pocket change. It doesn't pretend to not be cheap and greasy slop.

>>21452269
Tantrum no... Got even with arson?

>>21452261 (OP)
So, who else poured the sauce directly onto their PJ's pizza? Reply to this if you have!

>>21457388
Tried it and didn't much care for it, prefer crust dunking

>>21457568
This, it seems like it’s a good idea but it’s not, dipping is superior.

>>21457388
Might as well dive head first into a salt mine and nibble on the raw dirt.

>>21453126
>>21454763
I can't speak for any other location but we are trying to at least improve quality and consistency
nothing that can be done about the ingredients >>21453012
>I'd bite off the end of the pepper and squirt the juice on my pizza
that's apparently what you're "supposed" to do but in my experience most people don't even eat them

>>21457388
I don't understand why we don't just offer the garlic dipping sauce as a base sauce for the pizzas
and pepperoncini as a topping

a garlic stuffed-crust with garlic base sauce and pepperoncini on top would be the most obvious signature flagship gimmick
probably couldn't keep it on the menu constantly or the country of turkey would actually run out of peppers

>>21458543
you know... yeah. that's like an obvious promo item haha. just do it for a limited time. call it the Sides Pizza or something

Wouldn't a garlic alfredo sauce be better for dipping?
It's like got oil, butter, cheese, and garlic.

>>21458887
the garlic sauce recipe is non-negotiable
>>21458881
right? seems like a no-brainer

>>21452261 (OP)
No, it tastes like shit.

>>21453012
Those were the days.

>>21452261 (OP)
nah, that shit is gross. if it was more buttery/liquidy it would be fine but when you shake it up and it becomes a paste? fucking gross.

>>21452359
I wonder what became of this.

Garlic Zyns?

>>21460004
Died of AIDS

>>21460004
>>21460016
sadly yes, Bobby Bullfinch's isn't the kind of establishment anon thought it was

https://youtu.be/k2sc1QTYKF4?si=WnWfU9F0aEJItPyl