Thread 21452563

ITT: dishes that are impossible to screw up.

#1: Cold cereal

>Milk
You already fucked it up

Some "people" add the milk before the cereal

>>21452563 (OP)
Cram it up your asshole you stupid chinese

>>21452565
Still comes out exactly the same

>>21452564
>genelet

help

>>21452574
Take it to reddit buuddy

>>21452575
Only a r*ddior would figure out how to fuck up cereal

a wharm morning broth to chase the terrors away

>>21452576
Yeah that's the point of the comment

>>21452582
Shut up you stupid chinese

>>21452574
are those count choculas? what nostalgia

>>21452573
Cereal goes into cultured milk products like fil and yoghurt. Not milk.

>>21452594
The fuck is fil? Are you a fucking Chinese?

>>21452563 (OP)
>milk bounces off a piece of cereal and floods your countertop

>>21452610
these motherfuckers right here >:|

>>21452563 (OP)
>impossible to screw up.
Sure about that?

>>21452622
to be fair those mid 90s F®o† Loops were full of artificial colorants, causing a multitude of unintended problems

>>21452622
Dumb little niglet

>>21452594
>yoghurt
stop eating baby food.

i fucked up and heated the cereal

apple juice and muesli works

>>21452602
Filmjölk then. Like all the other similar products just think of it as a slightly different and more liquid yoghurt.
The creamy texture is way better than the watery one and instantly soggy cereal. When using just milk.

Hot dog jello.

>>21452575
Reddit meme = 4chan meme + time

>>21452563 (OP)
I like the bran & corn flake mix with whole milk and a handful of dried fruit bits. I'll mix up the fruit every day, sometimes blueberries, currants, strawberries, cherries, apricots, mango, starfruit, etc.
Only way to screw up cereal is to get one of those nonsense sugar puff brands like the chocolate or sugar frosted or whatever. Those just make no sense at all to me. Last thing I want in the morning is sweets, my body craves slow fiber-filled carbs and fats.

>>21452563 (OP)
Rice Krispy Treats

>>21452563 (OP)
peanut butter and jelly

>>21452565
YOU PUT THE MILK IN THE BOWL
YOU ADD SOME CEREAL
YOU EAT IT BEFORE IT HAS A CHANCE TO GET SOGGY
REPEAT UNTIL DONE OR BORED
ITS THAT FUCKING EASY
BUT NOOO I WANT TO FILL THE ENTIRE BOWL WITH CEREAL SO THAT TWO THIRDS OF IT ARE SOGGY AND GROSS BY THE TIME I GET TO IT

>>21453127
only corn cereals get kinda gross when soggy for some reason. wheat or oat cereals are fine soggy.

>>21453127
Wrong
Cereal goes into the bowl first, then the milk until it's just about breaking through the surface of the cereal
Eat the cereal and there will be milk left over
Then you add more cereal to the milk until the amount is even and finish up OR dab the remaining milk with bread and eat it

>>21452563 (OP)
if the milk isn't cold enough or the bowl warms it up too much it's disgusting
>>21452565
the most ideal way to eat it is adding cereal in small portions at a time so it doesn't get too soggy

>>21453201
>cereals are fine soggy
Monsters walk among us
>>21453279
Too complicated, milk first easy

This thread is desperate and tragic

>>21453127
I usually add the milk then wait a minute or two minutes until it's softer then eat it. I don't want to eat crunchy cereal.

If you're not talking or playing with your phone, your cereal won't get soggy either way

>>21453127
>can't eat 3lbs (.073 millidongs) of cereal in 15 seconds
Skill issue.

>>21452563 (OP)
Soggy biscuit

>>21453406
What

>>21452653
Start feeding your baby steaks n burgers.

>>21452563 (OP)
>impossible to screw up