https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/fridge-cigarette-gen-zs-diet-coke-obsession-concerns-health-experts

Faggot zoomers lol. Just try a cigarette and see how much better it is.

op's fridge penis

holy shit look at those dead eyes. there is no soul in there

This article is retarded and you deserve to be beaten with a tire iron

This is the most distressing news I’ve heard in weeks

>>21453607 (OP)
I wonder how much Coca-cola paid to have this article written

Why are they so disconnected with the rest of the world, they think they invented everything. Zoomers parents don't talk to them at all or guide them in any way. I was talking to some kids the other day and they couldn't believe I knew the original pokemon. Their parents never told them pokemon came out in the 90s and we grew up with that.

>>21453710
Everyone was saying this about millennials, too. They actually didn't stop bitching about us until around 7 years ago when the media started to bitch about zoomers instead.

>>21453715
Old people impotently bitching about the ruinous decline of the younger generation (that they raised) is a tale as old as time, and we never learn from it.

>>21453710
>kids these days aren't being taught that I personally have an encyclopedic knowledge of a children's game!
truly the west has fallen

>>21453716
But it’s been true to some degree. A snowball effect which is now monstrous in size. Faggot retard dumb fuck idiot bitch.

>>21453716
Yeah, this is 100% the truth. The kid anon was talking about was just impressed that someone as old as he is possessed a shared interest in pokemon. To a child, everyone over 30 is an ancient, enigmatic being.

>>21453710
You're so full of yourself it's actually insane

>>21453607 (OP)
wtf is a fridge cigar? a cold fag?

>>21453729
You could just read the linked article if you actually wanted to know

>>21453730
no thanks

soooo retard faggot zoomers have discovered italian sodas and call them "fridge cigarettes"

never mind Im a retard and thought the video at the top was about the article. zommers are still retarded faggots though

I never heard of a fridge cigarette. Is that like super chilling liquor in the frezzer?

>>21453761
>sees a random video ad and thinks it's a news article like the senile boomer he is
>kids these days are retarded!
Let's get you back in bed grandpa

>>21453710
>I was talking to some kids the other day
Why? Pedo

Am I missing something? People are drinking a damn diet Coke as a little reward during the day and that's somehow not only completely new, but a problem? The way they compared it to cigarettes after one retard on TikTok called it that makes it sound like they're crushing a 12-pack every day. As far as vices go a diet soda is pretty fucking mild. I hope Gen Z doesn't figure out that they can sit on a couch an watch an hour of TV next, they'll be doomed.

>>21453791
What does him being normal have to do with anything?

>>21453791
THEY WERE ONLY 19 YOU SICK FUCK
YOU CAN'T ASK 19 YEAR OLDS IF THEY LIEK MUDKIPZ

>>21453801
What does kid mean in your country? It implies underage

>>21453794
>completely new
Nobody said that
>a problem?
Yes
>The way they compared it to cigarettes after one retard on TikTok called it that makes it sound like-
Like a media organization cherry picked some stupid shit as rage bait to get clicks, like all media organizations exclusively do these days?
>As far as vices go a diet soda is pretty fucking mild.
It's no heroin, but it's still an epidemic killing people and dragging down society.

>>21453728
I'm a teacher, I know for a fact that their parents don't teach them anything. Some kids can't spell their names, they can't tell the time, don't know when their birthdays are etc. They are just wired in to tiktok and youtube shorts.

>>21453810
>I'm a teacher
No wonder kids are retarded

>>21453716
I agree and was hesitant to take the old man approach to my post. However, no generation before has shown off how dumb they are to the rest of the world, thanks to the internet of course.

>>21453812
Whatever man, I don't know why you are making personal attacks, especially when I'm about to go to sleep for the night.

>>21453716
>and we never learn from it.
We have clay tablets from Mesopotamia of boomers bitching about kids these days. The only thing unique about zoomers is that they are demonstrably worse off between a failing education system, covid fucking up their formative years and growing up on easy internet access

>>21453607 (OP)
I work with a bunch of under 30's and at least half of them have had kidney stones from drinking multiple energy drinks daily.

>>21453715
100% this.
Mainstream media just loves to make random Daily Mail tier headlines about "current young generation" for easy clicks from angry boomers.
Give it 2 years when the oldest Alphies are out of highschool and properly in the workforce and the focus will switch from zoomers to them.

>>21453751
No, zoomers revived the "diet coke break" that 90's office ladies were obsessed with.

>>21454240
Is this article literally just "people are drinking soda"?

>>21453715
they even recycle all the same articles too

>>21454383
Yes.

>>21453716
Im an adult gen Z that's not even a RETVRN chud but we've been in decline since the silent generation. Everyone knows this on some level which is why everyone squabbles with each other in these ways.

>>21453832
>We have clay tablets from Mesopotamia of boomers bitching about kids these days
yeah and what happened in mesopotoamia

>>21453817
>owever, no generation before has shown off how dumb they are to the rest of the world, thanks to the internet of course.
Except Millennial. Did you all collectivly forget about your myspace/livejournal/AIM phase?

>>21453716
I blame the Beatniks. All that Color Music and Poetry Jam and Mexican Tobacco screwed with their heads.

>>21453730
Kill yourself, scum.

>>21453607 (OP)
Wait it's just a chilled diet coke? Fuck you OP!
>URR DURR ZOOMAS DRINK DIET COKE BAD
Yes tik tok popularized people drinking chilled diet sodas! Seriously kill yourself

>>21453716
There is probably at least one generation every once in a while that gets it but the lesson doesn't get passed down because kids never seen elders complaining about them, so it comes back right away.

>>21453607 (OP)
>Fox News Digital reached out to the Coca-Cola Co. for comment but did not immediately hear back.
From: Retard Autismo
To: Coca Cola Public Relations <nigger[at]cocacola.com>
YEAH HI WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE DRINKING COLD DIET COKE AND CALLING THEM CIGS

Holy fuck are people this retarded? What is even news anymore? And why is a glass of a sugarless drink somehow now worth of even a mention? Yes, people come home or spice up their afternoon with a snack or a drink. Big whoop.
Pic related: What people drank 30 years ago

>>21453710
It's because zoomer knowledge spreads by faces talking at them through the screen on tiktok, not through formal sources. When a talking face says something a zoomer has never heard before, he attributes it to the talking face. If his critical thinking has not been fully subdued, he'll ask a chatbot and be further misled. I don't blame them because they had no choice in the world they were born into. But that's the reason

>>21456035
@grok is this true?

>>21453607 (OP)
>megafaggot version of something bad concerns (((experts)))
How long until they make it illegal to not wear a helmet in the shower

>>21456066
You need to be banned again.

>>21456145
Legality doesn't ever enter into it. You're in the wrong argument.

>>21456151
Legality doesn't come from nowhere

>>21453715
They did it with Gen-X too. For some reason Bryant Gumbel was especially offended that a generation dared to exist after the baby boomers.

>>21453607 (OP)
>reporting on stupid ass chinktok trends
what a bunch of worthless hacks

>>21453607 (OP)
they should put real tobacco in it
this is just a clickbait story

>>21453807
does it? im sure mutts think anyone under 21 is underage, and yet its 16 to fuck in most states (despite tv/popular belief) and 18 in others

>>21453607 (OP)
I misread and thought they put a cigarette in the fridge for a couple days to let it soak up the fridge smells and tastes and then smokes it.

what a fucked up generation. its just 2000s revival. theyll never get to experience what it was really like though

>>21457156
Instead it's just a fake news story saying how young'ns are drinking sugary soft drinks like crazy. Thanks, The News!

>>21457156
No, rey fridge tshirt instead

This dumbass generation "NEW" trends and terms. My generation random bullshit was bad enough, but this generation took it to a whole new level of stupidity. How hard was it for this dude to say "Soda, Cola, or even Pop" without him huffing his own farts?

>>21453794
Couch cigarettes ruined my life.

for me, it's a road soda

>>21456479
Zyn cola? Yeah I could get down with that.

>>21453730
>give foxnews articles clicks and engagement

what's so bad about diet coke anyway?

>>21453710
First generation to invalidate the Flynn effect

>>21453716

>>21453703
no one wrote anything. you fagasses are so fucking dumb no cap

>>21458826
what the fuck is her thumb doing and why are her desk things melting

>YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DRINKING A DIET COKE
Who the FUCK cares?

>>21458850
To be fair, the Bronze Age did collapse after this... it only took one thousand six hundred years, but still.

In other news:
>perplexing increase of urinary stone disease in children, adolescent and young adult women

>>21458975
Me

>>21459202
Oh. Why?

>>21458850
This is a completely made up quote that first appeared in 20th century American publications. It's attributed to many other figures who also never said it.
It's a cope quote for retards who prefer to think everything is fine. And it makes no sense since very few people could read let alone write "a book" until the last couple hundred years.

>>21454229
Jfc all journalists need to be hanged from lampposts

>>21453607 (OP)
Go back

>>21453730
>Oy vey goy please read my astroturf shilled slop
No, faggot, if you're going to be a redditnigger, then the onus is on you to at least summarise and engage with whatever bait you're trying to shill here

>>21458850
And is the assyrian empire still around today?

>>21453607 (OP)
Wait until they have the Diet Coke with an actual ciggy like I do every lunch break.

>>21458975
I do. They should be drinking regular instead. From a glass bottle. Diet soda a shit.

>>21458975
you don't get it man they invented drinking a refreshing beverage to become refreshed

>>21453762
its just a diet coke from the fridge. the joke is you taking a coke and looking out the window and saying "just a little something to take the edge off" comparing a chilled coke with a cig.

its a slow news day and /pol/o/ck/s are bored

>>21453820
I think we should leave this poor bastard alone. He told us he was gonna turn in early, so.

>>21459191
I want to put a cute teen girl's kidney stone in my mouth

>>21458850
What's wrong with writing books? I write better fiction than many professional writers. The day i decide to publish my book, they'll all go bust

>>21453607 (OP)
>young people do this one thing, here's why they are wrong
>wow how dare they have this one thing they enjoy, they should be more miserable
zoomers can't have a single glass of soda without "experts" and boomers nagging them about it in the national news

>>21460536
why is it a big event that they're having a soda
who fucking cares

>>21453607 (OP)
At least they understand that caffeinated drinks with chemical sweeteners are a vice, unlike most in older generations.

good fuck 'em

>>21460536
Does this kill the zoomie? No? Then who cares?

>>21453607 (OP)
>zoomers see diet coke like cigarettes and this concerns diet experts
That sounds a lot better than pretending it's "healthy" as an alternative to regular soda like retarded boomers, the zoomies are probably right on this one.

>>21460449
To me, they're just drinking a drink and giving it a slightly funny name. It's journalists desperate for clicks and with no talent to write about anything meaningful who are making these claims about inventing it, or acting like it's in any way important.

>>21453794
Diet soda is pretty bad. The artificial sweeteners are actually worse than the corn syrup, and that's saying something.

>>21453710
>>21456035
Millennials:
>invented QIAA+ on top of LGBT
>invented PC culture
>invented cancel culture
>invented social media addiction
>invented Occupy Wall Street
>invented BLM
>invented gluten-free
>invented polyamory as an identity
>invented inceldom
>killed religion
>killed car culture
>inexplicably blame boomers for all the above

Zoomers:
>don’t know things lol

>>21461706
Of course millennials are retarded too. You graciously left trannies off the list. The same form of media brainwashing happened to millennials as the first mostly internet using generation as well. But Gen Z grew up in a world that attacked their critical thinking faculties since birth. They were targeted by media through 24/7 access to online services, and those services are much more pervasive and corrupting than shitty websites and blogs millennials used. Now there's chatbots nuking their brains.
The zoomers who managed to stay sane and retain their critical thinking skills despite all this must have the strongest minds on Earth, like diamonds purified in the most hellish furnace imaginable.

>>21453607 (OP)
>Yes, goy, drink the coke product, just like your parents! GOOD goy! Good.

>>21453636

>>21453715
we're getting old.

>>21453729
that's what your dad is called.

>>21457135
no one here thinks that. the whole "over 21" thing was put in place by boomers and everyone's supposed to take it as gospel.

>>21461706
>>invented Occupy Wall Street
Yes, they started a movement in response to the system intentionally siphoning wealth upwards. You want to explain why that's a bad thing?

>>21460522
According to reactionaries, if you have time to write a book, then you aren't spending time performing "real" work. Artists are critiqued not because of their faggotry, but because their perceived lack of contribution to the group's resources and survival.

>>21461829
a fridge cigarette?

>>21461706
Almost all of that was gen x.

So it's a thing for dense cunts to enjoy drinking cold beverages?
KEKALEKAKEK!!

>>21453636
It’s called being Asian, this is what white incels over at pol and int simp over

I took up cigars at age 30, how fucked am I?

>>21458826
the taste mainly

>>21462392
financially, depends
healhil-ily you're inhaling something harmful so not good

>>21462392
Exactly as fucked as you knew you would be when you started, assuming you had a functioning brain at 30

>>21461843
>all my shit should be FREE because rich people exist!

>>21459841
maybe they dont want diabetes? weebtard

>>21461602
bullshit lmao

>>21462528
>the government collaborated with the banks to screw over the working class, and this is all plain as day to anyone who cares to look?
>what are you, a COMMIE????

>>21462960
All I can say is this time it definitely was NOT the jews.

>>21462975
>the Jews™ are constantly grabbing power from the lower-class Goys™
>but this one time, when the Inner and Outer Parties took power and wealth away from the Proles, it's not them who are in charge

>>21462960
Occupy Wall Street was nothing more than spoiled students wanting a free ride because rich people exist. By their logic, 80% of their assets should be going to people in third world countries

>>21453710
I remember when the 2000s He-Man came out. I had no idea it was based off a long running toy line and thought it was stupid as hell. It wouldn't be till I turned 20 that I learned it was from the 80s.

The thing that confuses me about this is that it's a thing at all. People have been drinking soda for decades, why is this supposed to be a "thing" as opposed to just people drinking coke whenever.

>>21465246
The tobacco companies need your money. It's like the millenial articles
>zoomers are killing the cigarette industry
>heres why thats a bad thing and you should be mad about it
5-10 years from now it will be gen alpha getting these articles. This shit never ends you're supposed to just ignore it.

>>21453607 (OP)
a sip of that cola hits then u put it back repeat every hour. ON GOD shti fire

>>21453636
>>21461825
nigga that's a random stock photo model

>>21453607 (OP)
Health Experts Concerned about diet sodas. Confused, they think they are cigarettes.

>>21453636

so they're literally just drinking soda?

>>21466567
Can you believe it? Fucking zoomer scum.