Thread 21454449

ITT: Perfect foods

my peenus weenus of course :)

my bf's peenus weenus of course :)

Good homemade bread.
Good homemade butter.
Pinch of salt.

Nothing better.

>>21454637
>Know you like salty butter.
>Make your own butter at home.
>Don't put salt in.
??

>>21454652
I freeze my butter in bulk so the shelf-life extension is not as big of a deal, and sometimes you want the butter unsalted when you're using it with already salty ingredients. Caviar butter is very good but if you start with salted butter it's too much.

>>21454449 (OP)
Do you eat a baked potato with nothing on it? I don't, but I do for sweet potato.

>>21454663
I was mostly joking, but I understand now.

>>21454666
>I do for sweet potato.
>Literally put condiments in the image that he uses to depict a sweet potato.

>>21454670
I don't even know what that condiment is. It looks like a bowl of cum and I'm not gay.

>>21454673
Ok

>>21454675
Do you have any more complaints about the image I posted?

>>21454673
Oh look an expert on semen

>>21454678
>he doesn't save his cum in bowls just in case he needs it for something later

>>21454667
Really you're not wrong honestly, it's a good idea to salt your butter because unless you're really good at washing it, your butter will not last nearly as long as storebought.

I don't want to sound like an air fryer shill but it's a great tool when you're craving one or two jacket potatoes and don't want to use an entire oven

>>21454683
>jacket potatoes

KYS

>>21454684
ok,am ESL,what do you call them in your cunt?I also know them as loaded potatoes

>>21454687
Don't worry about him, he's just mad that you got to the potatoes before he could shove them into his cunt.

>>21454676
i don't like sweet potatoes

>>21454480
>start drinking coffee
>don't feel like eating after
>feel less bloated going to work
>more active in the morning
>lunch is 10x better
>immediately realise that the whole "most important meal of the day" is a lie

>>21454708
Breakfast is important if you're a laborer or an athlete. The overwhelming majority of people in the West are not.

>>21454449 (OP)
>>21454480
>>21454624
>>21454637
>>21454683

fewer than 5 ingredients = perfection

poop and pee

>>21454687
Baked potatoes is the much more common term. "Jacket" potatoes is specific to the UK.

>>21454683
What is your process for this, air fryer shill

>>21455824
Hasselhof

banana bread is so goated that even people who claim to despise bananas will pine for it from time to time

Apple crumble pie

>>21454683
I’m assuming this isn’t your photo but does anyone like those air fryer liners? I just found out about them and was thinking of buying some

>>21456250
Just use parchment paper and dont pay the premium for dumb branding

>>21456284
Suck my nuts fag

>>21456294
Are you sure you wouldnt want to suck on my special, exclusive brand of nuts? Ill let you pay me extra for it

>>21454673
Just a retard, not a gay retard, got it.

>>21455789
Why are you crying if you knew what he meant? >>21455737

>>21456418
Dude those are huge

>>21454683
>and don't want to use an entire oven
i never understood that reasoning for an air fryer

my regular sized convection oven takes like ~5-6min to be on 180°C
granted it can remove moisture from the air
but anything I throw into it comes out just as quick and crispy as it would from an air fryer

do you try to save the like 1kWh of energy it takes more?

>>21456471
The same people who buy air fryers are the same people who bought that ninja creamy thing. Companies prey on a person's inability to conceive that there's an already established way to accomplish something. So they make a different version of it that accomplishes the same thing and market it heavily. So it essentially becomes a meme. That ninja creamy thing accomplishes the same exact thing as putting frozen fruit in a food processor, But it looks novel and interesting, And they market it towards different cohorts.

>>21454626
omg so lucky ur boyfriend :')

>>21454449 (OP)
Perfect food - alternate version 1

>>21454449 (OP)
Perfect food - alternate version 2

>>21454449 (OP)
>Perfect food
>Requires filling

>>21454449 (OP)
I prefer big cooked potato like this

>>21456510
>filling a potato
What

i feel like the perfect food is always w/e you have when you're starving, no matter what.

>>21456471
If your oven isn't convection then an air fryer does something it doesn't. And an air fryer is useful if you're making a large or complex meal with a lot of components and you'd like to be able to cook or keep warm different things at different temps.

>>21456474
This guy is a fucking idiot, don't listen to him.

>>21456688
Sounds like you're upset because you bought the ninja thing.

>>21456690
You're too much of a cooklet to get value out of what is effectively a second oven with a faster preheat. I'm not referring to those mini basket air fryers at your uncle Louie's house, I mean a proper 2-door one. Stick to frozen pizzas.

>>21456702
Not sure why you are so upset over people not owning a meme of the month gadget.

>>21456705
I don't care about ninja products but you're wrong about air fryers and calling you an idiot guarantees someone would argue with me. I agree that everyone who buys faggot gadgets probably owns an air fryer but it still has use in the kitchen even if people of your skill level tend to buy them unnecessarily.

>>21456716
Yeah still not sure why you're so upset. Have a good one man.

>>21456718
If that's upsetting to you then 4chan might not be a good fit, newfriend.

>>21456723
Whatever ends this cringe conversation man.

>>21456726
That would be you not replying anymore, cooklet. Do you know how a conversation works?

test

>>21456688
>If your oven isn't convection
aren't those standard for like 20y now?

>keep warm different things
doing that in an oven, without any further protection is bad anyway, dries your food
a heat lamp will do the same
or even better bain maries

>you'd like to be able to cook different things at different temps
fair point
if I cook more complex meals I typically have my grill burning as well

but then again
you could do all that with a decent stove + pots as well

so unless you have a tiny kitchen with no oven or a shitty oven in your rental
i still don't get air fryers

>>21456702
>with a faster preheat
my oven literally has the same preheat time (~5min)

>>21456747
>aren't those standard for 20 years now?
No, many are not. and again you can cook at two temps if you have two ovens either way.

>if you fuck up how you keep the food warm in the oven it will be bad, and you can also take up space on your stovetop instead of in the corner of the kitchen
Sounds like if you're not a retard then there are times when an air fryer can be useful. If you don't like using it then that's fine but having two separate ovens is a nice convenience, particularly when you want many different components of a large meal to "finish" at the same time so that less things need to sit in an oven or bain marie keeping warm.

>>21456763
My bottom oven is convection, but my top oven isn't.

>>21456767
Sounds like half of the ovens you use are not convection then. 5 minutes preheat is also very fast unless you live in the fucking Congo or somewhere similarly hot, so for most people the faster preheat is a valid point. Most ovens take 10-15 minutes or longer.

>>21455819
I microwave them for 5 minutes first on medium high setting,take them out and poke holes with a fork,cover in oil and salt and toss in the air fryer at highest temperature for 12 or 15 minutes and the last 2 minutes open up the potatoes adding topping of choice.My earliest tries weren't so good,your devices might need less or more times and temperatures

>>21456250
it is my pic,these specific ones I have are kind of smallish and if the corners aren't pressed down by something they will be pulled up by the air and kind off cover the food.