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Anonymous No.21455123 [Report] >>21455129 >>21455149 >>21455157 >>21455316 >>21455320 >>21455326 >>21455329 >>21455341 >>21455375 >>21455604 >>21455623 >>21455628 >>21455645 >>21456737 >>21456770 >>21456783 >>21456854 >>21456906 >>21456916 >>21456930 >>21457522 >>21457792 >>21458491 >>21458492 >>21458506 >>21458714 >>21458741 >>21459193 >>21460130 >>21460700 >>21460756 >>21460765
Redeem this meal while changing as little as possible
Anonymous No.21455129 [Report] >>21455324
>>21455123 (OP)
I'll redeem my foot in your ass if you keep posting twatter shit here.
Anonymous No.21455149 [Report] >>21457007
>>21455123 (OP)
If probably start by cooking the fish, potatoes and onions.
Anonymous No.21455157 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
This account is a troll.
Anonymous No.21455316 [Report] >>21457007
>>21455123 (OP)
Turn potatoes into chips, crumb and fry fish, fuck the rest off, luv me fish n chippy simple as
Anonymous No.21455320 [Report] >>21456397 >>21456783 >>21456989 >>21457353
>>21455123 (OP)
Add corned beef, mush everything and cook for some time.
Anonymous No.21455324 [Report]
>>21455129
do not redeem sir
Anonymous No.21455326 [Report] >>21459488
>>21455123 (OP)
onion = good
boiled potatoes = good
picked beats = good
butter/cheese = good
fish = good

10/10 meal desu

t. Dane
Anonymous No.21455329 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
I do not care for beetroot
Anonymous No.21455341 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
a sprinkle of chopped dill

that's it.
Anonymous No.21455375 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
dump the whole thing in the trash and eat good food.
Anonymous No.21455604 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Throw the fish away and put tzatziki on the rest.
Anonymous No.21455623 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
get rid of the beets and replace them with beans
Anonymous No.21455628 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
If that's pickled herring it's good as is. Maybe add some salt and sour cream to the other stuff
Anonymous No.21455645 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Smoke the fish, fry the potatoes, turn the onion and beetroot into a slaw, cheese is fine.
Anonymous No.21456397 [Report]
>>21455320
labskaus is how jesus would want you to cure your hangover
Anonymous No.21456737 [Report] >>21456762
>>21455123 (OP)
Like most things, a good lay-down of butter would go a long way towards making this something worth a smile.
Anonymous No.21456762 [Report] >>21456782
>>21456737
There are two bricks of butter right there on the plate
Anonymous No.21456770 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Add a couple slices of pumpernickel, some dill pickles, replace the raw onion with pickled pearl onions and add a bottle of Jenever.
Anonymous No.21456782 [Report]
>>21456762
If that is butter then my points stands because I'd still want more for a meal like that.
Anonymous No.21456783 [Report] >>21456904
>>21455123 (OP)
>>21455320
how do scandis grow so tall if all they have to eat is so disgusting?
Anonymous No.21456854 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
remove beets
add salt and pepper to potato
optional:
lemon juice for herringue
some type of bread
Anonymous No.21456904 [Report]
>>21456783
Healthy fish, potatoes and butter.
Also Labskaus is from coastal Germany. Although the cuisine and culture is pretty similar to nordic countries.
Anonymous No.21456906 [Report] >>21457007
>>21455123 (OP)
Cook the fish, add a pinch of salt, and squeeze some lemon over it and it'll be a fine meal IMO. Maybe butter the potatoes, too.
Anonymous No.21456916 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Peel potatoes, sprinkle some salt
Anonymous No.21456930 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Looks fine to me
Anonymous No.21456989 [Report]
>>21455320
>some niggas actually call this trash lapskaus
nah
Anonymous No.21457007 [Report] >>21457010 >>21457057
>>21456906
>>21455149
>>21455316
You don't cook brine cured fish lmao
>/ck/ - Fast Food & Cooklets
Anonymous No.21457010 [Report] >>21457012 >>21457018
>>21457007
How am I supposed to tell that it's brined? It looks raw from the picture. No one is familiar with the cuisine from your tiny ass country.
Anonymous No.21457012 [Report] >>21457014
>>21457010
>immediately triggered
lol
why so briny
Anonymous No.21457014 [Report]
>>21457012
Stating the obvious is "being triggered?" Ok retard.
Anonymous No.21457018 [Report] >>21457021
>>21457010
>How am I supposed to tell that it's brined?
You can easily tell from the color and visible texture in the photo.
>No one is familiar with the cuisine from your tiny ass country.
All of Europe eats salt brined fish, but I'm not even a yuropoor. I'm simply not a cooklet who thinks he knows everything.
Anonymous No.21457021 [Report] >>21457027 >>21457029
>>21457018
No one in the US eats brined fish. It looks and sounds disgusting to me which is why this thread exists.
Anonymous No.21457027 [Report] >>21457030
>>21457021
>No one in the US eats brined fish
That's the reason you are so small, fat and brown.
Anonymous No.21457029 [Report] >>21457031
>>21457021
You already said you thought it was raw.
>No one in the US eats brined fish
Did you think that Norwegian flag was American? The more you double down the sillier you look
Anonymous No.21457030 [Report]
>>21457027
I guarantee that pan fried or baked fish is infinitely better than that gross looking filet in the photo.
Anonymous No.21457031 [Report] >>21457054
>>21457029
>You already said you thought it was raw.
Yeah, it looks raw to me. We actually cook our fish here instead of submerge it in salt water and then slurp it down like an animal.
Anonymous No.21457054 [Report] >>21457058
>>21457031
>he's genuinely upset
go outside for a bit and breathe in some fresh air
Anonymous No.21457057 [Report]
>>21457007
No shit. I'd rather have cooked fish.
Anonymous No.21457058 [Report] >>21457085
>>21457054
You're projecting. Telling you that the fish looks gross isn't me being mad. It's me being factual.
Anonymous No.21457085 [Report] >>21457089
>>21457058
It's you being a pleb and a shitskin.
Anonymous No.21457089 [Report] >>21457095 >>21458505
>>21457085
Why wouldn't you just eat the fish raw at that point? Brining it ruins the texture especially if you aren't going to cook it. Enjoy your mealy, raw fish.
Anonymous No.21457095 [Report]
>>21457089
Pickling adds flavour and softens the bones.
Anonymous No.21457312 [Report] >>21457313
Anonymous No.21457313 [Report]
>>21457312
Then why did you bump the thread? It could have died in silence
Anonymous No.21457353 [Report]
>>21455320
mmm, rollmops
Anonymous No.21457522 [Report] >>21457906
>>21455123 (OP)
It looks great, dill would be a nice addition, that's about it
Anonymous No.21457792 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Replace the boiled potatoes with some black bread, or if nothing else add mustard or maybe some horseradish
Anonymous No.21457906 [Report]
>>21457522
and some aquavit
Anonymous No.21458491 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Add boiled eggs and lay it in layers
Anonymous No.21458492 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Ketchup
Anonymous No.21458505 [Report] >>21458513
>>21457089
Fuck off
Anonymous No.21458506 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
>mash the taters with butter
>cook the fish & onion
>put the cooked fish & onion in a bread roll
>eat beets on their own
Anonymous No.21458513 [Report] >>21458706
>>21458505
It's funny how Scandinavians constantly eat fish yet you all prepare it in the most disgusting ways.
Anonymous No.21458706 [Report]
>>21458513
Preservation methods have single handedly contributed as much variety to food preparation as all other forms of cooking combined.
s No.21458714 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
cut it up, and caramelize the onions, and mash the potato
Anonymous No.21458741 [Report] >>21459199 >>21459209
>>21455123 (OP)
literally perfect aside from the cranberry sauce being crinkle cut
straight cut that shit and you'll be 11/10
Anonymous No.21459193 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Its perfect.
Anonymous No.21459199 [Report]
>>21458741
>cranberry sauce
Anonymous No.21459209 [Report]
>>21458741
If someone from /ck/ prepared that meal, he would get mocked relentlessly and the thread would die after two hours.
Anonymous No.21459488 [Report]
>>21455326
Not a dane but this dish does look good - at most Id add some crusty bread for the butter, and/or some pickled cucumber
Anonymous No.21460130 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
looks fine to me?
Anonymous No.21460700 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
do not redeem
Anonymous No.21460756 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
That's just based on a plate. Don't fix it if it ain't broken.
Anonymous No.21460765 [Report]
>>21455123 (OP)
Already looks good.
t.Dane