Thread 21455186

Are you going to try the "Big Ranch"?

>>21455186 (OP)
No, but I'm going to try the "Big Cock in Your Mouth".

>>21455186 (OP)
Been in France for a while, a better big mac but expensive

>>21455186 (OP)
Ranch?

>>21455186 (OP)
No, but I'm going to try the Big Bopper. I'm going to go back in time and rescue him from the plane crash. I'm debating whether to save Buddy Holly and Richie Valens at the same time. I'll make the call when it happens.

>>21455186 (OP)
If it actually came to the U.S. I’d give it a shot, but I doubt it will

>>21455197
If I hear about the Big Bopper after the late 50s but not Richie Valens and Buddy Holly so help me I will hunt you down and skullfuck you

>>21455204
I'm with this anon. Watch your step

I liked it just fine when it was called a Big Mac.

>>21455186 (OP)
>fresh and crispy onions
>crispy
>fresh

>>21455186 (OP)
I haven't tried a new item at a fast food restaurant since the chicken sandwich craze.

Its tasty but a bit too much for me
most of the mcdonalds near me stopped making though

>>21455186 (OP)
For me, its the big arse.
The best fast food sandwich.

We had it here in Canada a few months back the arch sauce was pretty good. .

>>21455317
fresh onions on top, crispy onions on bottom, dumbass

"Tangy"

>>21455186 (OP)
so it's just a deluxe double cheeseburger with a new sauce?

>>21455186 (OP)
I only ever get Cokes from McDonald's since the app gives them to you for a dollar, and ice cream when I get enough rewards points.

>>21455627
british slang is so lame and embarrassing

How does McDonald’s keep doing it? They innovate but don’t go crazy like adding fucking takis and other trendy gimmicks. They keep it cool and classy.

>>21455741
You know what an arse is but it's been years and I still don't know what a fetty wap is

>>21455186 (OP)
I had one the other day. I really liked it. But it is extremely, very, messy to eat.
I managed to eat it without an issue but I had to be very careful with holding it and be choosy about bite placement. If you're not careful it will just slide everywhere.

It's like a pre-inflation Big Mac. It's Big Mac circa pre-1975. It's what you expect a Big Mac to be, honestly.
It's basically a really big Big Mac. It's not divinely inspired. It's just bigger and with some extras. There's no attempt at being something it's not. It's just a big McDonald's burger.
Like imagine a Big Mac but bigger with nicer cheese, a softer bun, tangier sauce and with two quarter-pounder patties instead of two floppy thin discs.
I like it and I hope it stays, I'd have it again, but I would be surprised if it was a permanent menu item because it would make them sell less Big Macs (why would you choose the cuck big mac?) and I think their profit margin on those is higher

>>21455186 (OP)
Why are they trying to revive the "BIG burger" meme? It died 15 years ago and it's not coming back. It has already been pulled in the US due to failing btw.

>>21455186 (OP)
That'll be $84.99 + tax + tip, Da'Quesha NayNay will be at the next window with day food.

>>21455192
You're gonna slap the dick out of OPs mouth and suck it yourself?

>>21455186 (OP)
They had it in Canada earlier this year. It's tasty but I wish there a single patty version.

>>21455186 (OP)
For me it's the Bacon Fortress

>>21455741
Arse is the actual word you uneducated twat. It comes from the old English word "aers", meaning tail or rump. "Ass" (which you pronounce ayass) is a fucking donkey. What a thick piece of shit you are

>>21456355
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you fucking bitch? I will destroy your twink ass the likes of which the world has never seen before nine ways from Sunday and faster and harder than King Midas turned his own dick to gold. How about that bitch tits?

>>21456443
>I will destroy your twink donkey
I wouldn't say that my donkey is a twink, he's quite old and a little bit chunky

>>21456355
>(which you pronounce ayass)

>>21455741
Thanks for yet again letting everyone know about your obsessive seethe

>>21455186 (OP)
Underwhelming.

>>21456591
but enough about the last time I had sex with my gf almost a whole month ago

>>21456355
This post perfectly demonstrates exactly why British slang is so lame

>>21456597
>ranking slang
Oh you poor little chap

>>21456593
it's because my gay friend only loves me not you so he doesn't try, but I'm sure you're fat and ugly that's why there was a lack of effort to please you

>>21456597
It’s not slang, you ESL retard.

>>21455907
it failed in the US because you have tiny gay cock sucking mouths

>>21455741
>so lame
girlslaughing.bmp

>>21455186 (OP)
Sure, why the fuck not

the crispy onions are kind of overkill though and I think you should just use big mac sauce
but whatever

I can't afford fast food anymore.
A menu costs like 15 bux and you are still hungry

>>21455194
also canada, currently in UK
its shit

>>21455186 (OP)
Every other mcdonald burger other than the double cheeseburger is a waste of money. Fite me.

>>21455186 (OP)
Is it $1?
No?
Then I'm not going to try it. And no, I won't install the app on my phone.

>>21456943
Use apps stupid.

>>21457582
No, you subhuman trash

>>21455186 (OP)
This looks like AI sloppa. AI sloppa used to advertise real life sloppa to shove down my gullet. Truly we live in dark times

>>21457582
>"Just sell your personal info to a faceless corporation so you can get a barely existent discount on the worst 'food' you've ever eaten"

>>21458311
>I pay cash and live off the grid

Cheddar on a burger only works if it's a thick slice of good quality and it isn't melted. Ideally you use the other toppings as a heat shield. If you never tried it I highly recommend it.

>>21457585
>posts sad tranime
>calls someone subhuman trash
There's some irony in there

>>21457582
Even with apps, it gets around that. I pay about $15-17 for a combo from Culver's (which rarely does coopins), and $13 or so from Wendy's even with the $2 off a premium combo discount.

this not being in the US is treasonous
sick of all these foreign places getting new mcdonald's shit while the only thing they do here is bring back shitty chicken they stopped selling years ago

>>21458484
It’s probably a bit too sophisticated for the US market.

>>21458485
Given the size of the US, they can't do widespread trial runs like they can in Bongland. It's coming to the US according to Mickey D's themselves, but it'll be in limited markets at first.

>>21455186 (OP)
>Being tested

?????

>>21458485
get over your mental complex
no american will ever care about you as much as you care about americans
fucking faggot

>>21455627
>BIG ARSE®
Edit: Wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>>21458603
Keep in mind that's a place that will jail you for talking about meatballs.

I tried it, its actually not bad. Not shilling I fucking hate mcdonalds. I was shitfaced and stumbled home with it one night with 6 chicken tenders and a large fries + bottle of water because I'm watching my calories.

Like with anythign McDonalds™ It tastes better than shit, not much better than cardboard but you'll want one again a few days after if you ever eat it. For some fucking reason.