Thread 21456542

NYC pizza is garbage, it's just a floppy piece of artless/amateur baker, crap dough with low quality cheese and a bland smear of meager sauce, and no toppings. Only lgbt hipster twinks who wear glasses love it

On a similar but unrelated note, I've never met anyone who wasn't a sissy or a woman who preferred ramen noodles to hearty chicken soup, sushi to grilled salmon with vegetables or pasta, or indian food to greek or mexican

Imagine allowing a dollar bill from NYC on the same plate as your food. Enjoy your herpes and hep-c.

>>21456555
And derpies amirite my guy?

NYC pizza is a meme
kneading is a meme
commercial yeast is a meme
pizza ovens are a meme
pizza stones are a meme
autolyse is a meme
banneton baskets are a meme
cold fermentation is a meme
shaping dough on a counter is a meme
dusting with unfermented flour is a meme
shredding cheese is a meme
traditionalist gatekeeping is a meme
paying for pizzaslop is a meme

NOT memes:
no knead
sourdough
toaster ovens
cast irons
high hydration blobs
same day room temp ferment
stretch and folds
coil folds
hand-torn cheese chunks
sauce on top
Focaccia style
hybrid pizza syncretism

>>21456542 (OP)
Captain contrarian strikes again, really giving us some hard hitting opinions you'll find nowhere else

>>21456569
oh look its captain 'appeal to popularity' with his fallacious argument. NYC pizza is total shit. i went to NYC in november to visit for 5 days. the knishes were good. everything in chinatown was good. the pizza was most disappointing part of NYC's food. i have also been to italy and had their 'pizza' too. it also sucked.

>>21456542 (OP)
Eh it's pretty good

>>21456542 (OP)
>t. Never been to nyc

I got a slice from the spot Peter Parker works at in the tobey Mac films and it was really great and cheap. It tastes even better if you say “bonesaw is ready” and fly it in your mouth like an airplane

>>21456542 (OP)
> lgbt hipster twinks who wear glasses
Why are you making NY pizza sound so much better than it is

>>21456555
trips make it true

>>21456603
Then go eat Dominos you goycattle
What a stupid fuckin thread

>>21456565
Gatekeeping is good because it prevents idiots like you from enjoying cool things

>>21456542 (OP)
>piece of artless
You talk like a faggot and call people a sissy. The irony. Also Indian and Mexican food are poverty food that only appeal to poor pieces of shit like you. Take this bullshit back to red-dit.

>>21456774
who said dominos was good? dominos is shit too u dumb nigger.

>>21456542 (OP)
New Yorker here that's always amused by how often you all seem to have us on your mind.

Why not celebrate and promote your own pizza instead of attacking others'? Is it because you have none to share?

Well?

>>21457383
don't worry ishmael. jew york was not on our minds until this thread about its pizza came up

>>21457391
But there are so many posts here hating on New York pizza. Clearly people think about it and feel the urge to criticize it. My question remains the same. Do you have no local pizza of your own to trumpet?

>>21456542 (OP)
>I've never met anyone who wasn't a sissy or a woman who preferred ramen noodles to hearty chicken soup, sushi to grilled salmon with vegetables or pasta, or indian food to greek or mexican


Sounds like you should take that dick out of your mouth and stop hanging around faggots

>>21456542 (OP)
>artless
if you buy food it to be art you're a fucking idiot.

>>21457401
yeah the cool thing about the internet (4chan) as opposed to reddit is that it isn't all a singular centralized hivemind. we all have our own separate views here except when it comes to jews.

>>21456775
Anti-Gatekeeping is good and cool because it prevents idiots like you from enjoying gatekeeping

>>21457378
>pic
You could say op and everyone deliberately entered a thread they dont like

>>21456542 (OP)
No. New York pizza is delicious. Everybody wants a slice

The best cheese pie I ever had came from Staten island int eh seventies, Formaggio al Forno! They used to have ranch cups back before it became the standard too. All my love o;ut to Ronnie and Ken.

>>21456542 (OP)
>I've never met anyone who wasn't a sissy or a woman who preferred ramen noodles to hearty chicken soup
You've never had proper Japanese food then

>>21456542 (OP)
What makes you think NYC pizza doesn't have toppings?

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>>21457383
Place by me does mega slices and a soda for $6

>>21456542 (OP)
New Haven is better.

>>21457383
Looks a little light, but pink and hot is the idea. The water in the crust is shipped in cali.

>>21457383
I am just triggered that Jew Yorkers successfully convinced the masses that there is anything special about average NYC pizza compared to Sbarro. It's literally the same shit which is not necessarily a bad thing, but it's not good either. I would rather have Domino's than an average NYC slice a.k.a. Sbarro.

>>21456542 (OP)
that's not NYC pizza. what the fuck is that?

>>21457383
this looks identical to the kind of pizza you could get at k-mart and my local bowling alley; except like 5x more expensive

>>21459438

A party store (what we call convenience stores in Michigan) near me has two slices of Detroit style pizza (pepperoni, chicken BBQ, Hawaiian or sausage) plus a can of pop for $6.

>>21459966
What a miserable life, to constantly dwell on such things.