Thread 21457524

Fell for the Kewpie meme. Tastes worse than normal mayo at an extortionate price. Not sure what to do with it now

>>21457524 (OP)
>Tastes worse than normal mayo
No it doesn't
>extortionate price
Either you're very poor or you were actually extorted.
>Not sure what to do with it
Use it in dishes where savory mayonnaise works well.

>>21457530
>No it doesn't
Wow you got me

>>21457524 (OP)
You're a tastelet - my absolute normie aunt who is incredible at cooking/baking loved it.

>>21457532
Yeah I really did huh

>>21457530
>No it doesn't
narrator: he was soon proved wrong.

>mayo without tang
no thanks

>>21457524 (OP)
It's sugary, rice vinegar based mayo. If you wanted it, you should recognize what it is. It's real. Use it for asian crap. Were you hoping it would enhance your BLT or something?

>>21457524 (OP)
The only thing I've found it's good on is musubi. It sucks on sandwiches, it's completely disgusting as a dip. Definitely doesn't come close to Duke's. Or even Kraft.

>>21457572
Mixing Tang with your mayo would be weird.

>>21457524 (OP)
you bought the made in USA kewpie, not the bagged imported kewpie

>>21457524 (OP)
You don't use Kewpie for the mayo, you use it to signal to other Japanese gay men that you're ready to take it in the mouth.

Kewpie is Japanese Miracle Whip.

>>21457883
You must have a whole case full of it.

>>21457588
It's how the astronauts had their club sandwiches

i like hellman's

>try japanese thing
>tastes weird in a bad way
>keep doing this

>>21457524 (OP)
I have 6 unopened bottles of these that expired in 2019.
Think they are still good?

>>21457530
>dishes where savory mayonnaise works well
such as?

it has umami

>>21458037
they're probably even better now, more aged umami

>>21457532
PWNED

>>21458073
That makes no sense. It's Sneed oil, egg and some chink ingredients like rice vinigger

>>21458083
>egg
never heard of century egg?

>>21458081
No I wasn't

>>21458132
Yeah well I'm gonna stick my dick up your ass and make you squeel And bleed

>>21457524 (OP)
It’s ok I guess
I hate the bottle though, if they packaged it like Slav mayo in those squeeze bags it’d be perfect

>>21457524 (OP)
I bet you bought the american made kewpie which has soy oil in it.

kewpie has too much msg in it for my taste. ledditers will pretend there's no such thing but there is.

>>21458349
Literally no MSG.
>but they can just lie
No, they can't.

>>21458366
Japan made kewpie has msg, the american made soy slop you posted does not.

Should have bought 210 then, you sissyboy.

>>21458366
>Soybean oil

>>21458517
it looks so thick...

>>21458620
enough about his gut what about the mayo?

>>21458366
theres different versions of kewpie mayo depending on where its sold

some products get msg removed simply because of some racist beliefs still hanging around in the west

>>21458658
>some products get msg removed simply because of some racist beliefs still hanging around in the west
it's racist to assume it's racism when people say stuff like this about additives in everything

people said something in mountain dew made you impotent, mcdonald's had worms in the meat, taco bell was barely meat, corn syrup is evil, seed oils are evil, etc. but it's racism if you think something like this about chinese food?

>>21458043
Literally everything were I would use mayo excluding salad, were I wouldn't use mayo anyway.

Kewpie isn't mean to be used as a base like american mayonaise, it's more of a dipping condiment. As a child i loved to put in on steamed vegetables or mix it in my rice. also works great for french fries.

>>21458682
the anti-msg meme is derived from something called "chinese restaurant syndrome"

>>21458690
when i was a kid people made jokes about mcdonald's restaurant syndrome and getting diarrhea every time

>>21457530
>>Tastes worse than normal mayo
>No it doesn't
Yes it does. Definitely!
I fell for it, too. Yuck.

>>21458723
would you believe there not being a crs in china and they all happily eat msg

You are correct. It's not as good as hellmans. I bought some too. Use it lightly for sandwiches and things you don't use much mayonaise in. For Bob Rosses sake don't use it with salads like tuna, chicken, gyro, beef, ham etc. Pedo.

>>21458366
>advanced technology bottle

What? Since when did the bottle technology need advancements?

>>21457524 (OP)
>fell for meme
Back in my day (the good old times) we would just say we bought and tested something and it wasn’t for us. Then proceed to not buy it again.
That’s it.
No drama.
But I guess you kids just have to cry and seethe constantly over nothing.

>>21458732
but do they like mcdonald's or do they criticize it for being american and want to secretly destroy it and infiltrate american mcdonald's to engage in gorilla warfare from

>>21458757
Don't make me horny.

>>21458757
;)

>>21457530
>No it doesn't
Yeah it does
>or you were actually extorted.
Yeah, anyone buying this garbage is extorted
>Use it in dishes where savory mayonnaise works well.
so throw it out

>>21457530
I agree with this assessment. Kewpie is pretty dang good and honestly only a couple bucks more than the bucket of shit ass hellmans

>>21457530
Fpbp

kewpie is one of the few brands of mayo i've seen that don't add water as an ingredient

>>21459833
Theres more egg and msg if you don't buy the neutered amerislop version as well. Just got a bottle of the Jap version today.

>>21457524 (OP)
it's not a substitute for western mayo, you use it on Asian stuff

>>21458143
No you won't

>>21457532
He did. It tastes like how actual mayo tastes, not that fake tangy Kraft bullshit.

>>21460088
This. Western Mayo and Jap Mayo are different tools for different purposes

>>21458348
there is nothing wrong with soybean oil tripfaggot

>>21457524 (OP)
Silly weeaboo, you bought the fake "export" Kewpie. Real Japanese "mayonnaise" is actually shirako, which means "white children" (hence the logo on the bottle). It's technically illegal to import to the US, but if you go to a Japanese specialty store, ask for the owner, bow deeply with respect, and tell him you'll pay serious money for his shirako, he'll probably oblige.

>>21458592
>go to store
>"avocado mayo"
>mostly soy oil

>>21458658
>>21458682
1. Msg does not cause headaches. It's a salt of a basic amino acid. So you would literally die if you had an allergy.

>taco bell is barely meat
They added sand as filler
>corn syrup and seed oil evil
Yes

The best mayo is McCormick lime mayo, it's even better than that shitty meme mayo that everyone on YouTube shills, dukes I think

even asian markets sell pozz'd merican version
its ogre

>>21457524 (OP)
double nozzle¡?

>>21461648
so you can squirt the patterns easier on stuff

>>21461332
>They added sand as filler
i'm not saying taco bell meat is the most premium product in the world but a bit of filler is a big difference from saying it's only 30% beef, or subway tuna isn't really tuna, or whatever else people were saying. people weren't saying this about taco bell because they hate mexicans or subway tuna because they hate indians. but it's racism if people say msg isn't good for you in chinese food? even if that's wrong people probably realize this stuff doesn't make them feel great and they don't know why so they make these wild claims.

the one I got from weee has MSG and egg yolk in it

>>21457524 (OP)
>350ml
Why does a product that costs $2.7 or €2.3 in Japan cost more than twice as much in your country?

>smoky
Try this when you visit Japan.
It's even more addictive.

>>21457524 (OP)
Weird, I grew up hating the fuck out of mayo and it wasn't until I tried Kewpie that I suddenly understood. If you can't taste the egg you're eating shit mayo.

>>21458757
Well if there was ever a place to bitch about it, it would be on a hyperspecific autistic forum about cooking. It's a good mayo, but it deserves a shot taken at it with how much chef influencers suck it off. It's no better than Duke's and it 3 times the price.

>sweet mayonnaise >:(
>sweet mayonnaise (Japan) :O

>>21457969
I liked Hellman's too, because I was allowed say Hellman's, even though he'll was a bad word in my house when I was a kid.

>>21457524 (OP)
Mix it with 20z Sriracha sauce, 2tsp honey and 2tbs chili crisp oil and make god tier dipping sauce.

>>21457524 (OP)
Yeah, it's pretty underwhelming.

>>21457532
You were absolutely obliterated, faggot. Anally annihilated. Booty blasted. Colon crushed. Derriere devastated.

Hellmans will always be the best mayo for me

I buy Kewpie because it has no sugar in it. Mayonnaise should not have sugar. The American version has sugar in it.

oh yes

>>21465245
>The American version has sugar in it.
I looked up a bunch of European brands of mayo and a lot of them have sugar too. Duke's is an American brand that's fairly common and cheap without sugar. Or you can get like Primal mayo if you don't mind something more expensive but with no sugar too.

Just get eggs, oil, some lemon juice or vinegar, and an immersion blender. Takes like 10 seconds to make mayo better than anything you can get in a store.

>>21457524 (OP)
It can be jarring when you just swap it in for Hellmann's-type mayo, although I personally like the taste.

It shines with Japanese foods though. Put some on yakisoba-pan for example, it works really, really well.

>>21467083
That's right.

why did they remove the star hole part of the cap in the US

>>21467217
To save a few cents.

Best lass in Twin Peaks? Got to be Audrey for me

>>21463503
Because they put it on a freighter ship that traveled 3 weeks from japan to europe, then shipped it from the portyard to my mountainous area 1000km away from the sea

That's an overhead shipping cost the retailer needs to get in. He gives me free limes and okra and technically overdue ramen packages as freebies when I buy stuff from him and he's white, so it's all good

>>21457524 (OP)
based kewpie hater
i also think its gross and tastes rancid

>>21467879
QP seems to have prepared a Dutch factory in 2016.
If it is still expensive, there must be something wrong with your world.

>>21461332
If you eat taco bell you deserve to have your food cut with sand.

>>21467879
QP seems to have a factory in the Netherlands ready for 2016.
If it is still expensive, then there must be something wrong with your society.

>oil and egg mixture :(
>oil and egg mixture, japan :0

>>21467862
Laura Palmer. Yes, I do play Ryu in every Street Fighter.

>>21458658
>it's racist if you don't want every single savory dish to taste the same
the funniest thing is you don't even notice it lol

>>21468556
>make an exotic mega popular mayo in japan taste like all other mayo sold in the stores
>man, why did I pay 20€ /L for this bad tasting mayo
bravo.

just did a taste test with the japanese kewpie from weee

it definitively tastes more eggy than the amerifat mayo I normally get, which is a good thing. but I don't really like how heavily seasoned it is. my favorite is probably belgian / evrobvll mayo that is eggy but not salty on its own

waito piggu go home

Has anyone tried any Japanese mayonnaise other than kewpie?