Thread 21458698

I'm grabbing a taco puff, you want anything?

>>21458698 (OP)
Thanks for reminding me that Iltaco pizza puffs exist. They're the one thing I miss most about living in Chicago.

>>21458698 (OP)
pack of Marlboro

>>21458701
I've found them in a few gas stations in western Kentucky and southern Indiana. They are spreading.

>>21458719
Unfortunately your waistline is too.

>>21458784
well... at least everything is clean looking...

>>21458783
this isn't actually that bad. some gas stations do insane business in the mornings with their breakfast sandwiches. there's a good one around here. bacon, sausage patty, and they also do a kielbasa one that is kind of gross but from 5-7am the sandwiches are fucking flying out of this place

>>21458813
I’m pretty sure the side table is a stack of suit cases lmfao

>>21458719
I live in Florida now, unfortunately. There is a "Chicago" restaurant near me that does Italian Beefs, Chi-Style hot dogs pizza & tamales, etc., and they make these pizza puffs but they're $7 EACH which kinda defeats the purpose of them being a cheap grab-n-go snack.

>>21458833
that's the kind of ghetto feng shui that I live for

>>21458698 (OP)
I'm getting a sandwich, an orange, nachos, and orange juice.

>>21458698 (OP)
Horney goat weed and im gonna fuck your butt when you get back

>>21459037
>gonna fuck your butt when you get back

We can both enjoy the taco puff then.

>>21458869
anon please dont do this to yourself

>>21458869
>Four fucking miracle whips and a mustard
What the fuck

>>21458833
Based.

>>21460508
looks far less hard on the body than most fast food

>>21460558
Some of us like well-sauced sandwiches.

>>21458698 (OP)
All the breakfast pizza I can eat.

>>21458698 (OP)
I have a thing for gas station and airport food (not airplane). Dunno why. I love it so much.

>Gas station cheeseburger
>Not the kind you microwave, the one that's wrapped in the foil
>A single ketchup packet

Something about it. I can't fully describe. Sometimes I just need one.

>>21461115
those are like the ones they had in the school cafeteria

>>21458869
that looks like a lot of meat by gas station sandwich standards but I'm guessing they have it all tucked at the end like labia majora to make it look more appetizing

>>21461115
>>21461119
This. It reminds me of school lunch and I jist like that every once and awhile.

There was a lot I didn't like about my time in the south but I wish more gas stations had fresh, hot pork cracklins

>>21461115
It reminds me of elementary school cheeseburgers.

>>21458869
Jesus, I mean Jesus

>chorizo patty breakfast sandwich
Yes

>>21458698 (OP)
Yeah lemme get uh thing of arizona tea and them hot chips and uhhh pack of spirits and dollar scratcher. And coffee, and a cup of ice uhhhh and 3 packs of On!

>>21458698 (OP)
Jesu Cristo..

>>21460821
Am I just hungry or does that look good?

The best buritto i had was at a gas station in mexican town

>>21461115
>>21461119
>>21461158
I know exactly what you all mean. The one from Speedway tastes exactly like what they used to serve us in grade school, just the bun is a little fancier.

Disgusting American thread

>>21461500
No, you're just a fat dumb American golem who is trained to eat goyslop from birth

>>21460821
Fuck I miss Casey's bros Halfway across the world and I just want a slice of breakfast pizza

>>21458698 (OP)
Roller hotdog, camel filters and a pack of dick pills please

>>21461522
Just think this could've been a thread for cheese and onions

>>21461512
I used to love getting high as shit first thing in the morning and getting these shitty speedway bacon cheeseburgers at like 9am

>>21458698 (OP)
A grilled cheese sandwich and some soup please

>stop by gas station
>think of this thread
>look at hot food section
>chicken sandwich
>$6
What in the actual fuck

>>21458698 (OP)
>gas station
>food
Choose ONE.

>>21461709
That's a trap. That's for stupid hungry stoners who don't know any better. It's like when people buy 8-dollar lemonade at the county fair because they've never thought to juice lemons at home.

Go the gas stations that are a little out of the way. Get the nachos or the dogs otherwise because they're always cheap.

>>21461780
You're right. This is not food.

It is cuisine.

>>21458813
Except that food that came from a GAS STATION.
lol, imagine buying over a pizzas worth in individual slices.
>And uh, two quarts of jo-jos, nine tubs of ranch, four of fry sauce... it's for my wife. It is!! She's on the toilet right now. She just ordered.

>>21458869
I hope you're just staying at a motel and this is some extreme situation for you. That's fucking gross.
Except the orange.

>>21458784
A meal?! More like... 3 MEALS! LMAO

>>21461709
You need to hit an AM/PM or something. They have total value shit. $3 sandwiches and dogs and stuff. A private gas station won't have any deals. But maybe that's good. A $6 chicken sandwich may have good bbq chicken they make on site or something. I've seen some fancy gas stations with some novel shit on offer before.
At a 7/11 that chickenburger is going to be like one big fried nugget in a bun, and that's why it's two bucks. Those can be glorious if you're drunk enough or you walked a long way for it.

>>21462625
That's why they're 600 lbs. It's such an endurance challenge the amount they eat. I once saw one of them complaining their jaw got sore from the chewing. I'd imagine!

>>21461115
for me its the circle k jalapeno cheeseburgers. i am a sucker for cheap gas station burgers

when I used to work at a sports bar me and the other waitstaff would eat our shift meal, clock out, grab a few drinks, go drink at the cheaper dive down the street or split a 12pk and smoke grass at one of our shitty apartments. On our way back one gymbro coworker would always stop and get like 5 of the chicken rollers, which I had never considered eating before and constantly made fun of him for it. He'd just laugh it off and counter with how cheap it is for the calories. Consider also it was always after 2:00am, so I just knew they'd been sitting out for some time. One night I was so hungry I asked him for a bite of one and it was surprisingly edible, but my brain was flooded with this dissonance knowing that it's still the worst processed shit ever. Still couldnt believe the looksmax guy ate this shit. He always looked so goofy eating them room temp out of a bag, smashing these chicken logs into his dumb face

>>21463056
forgot pic

>>21463056
>>21463058
I wouldn't eat those specifically, I avoid chicken that I haven't raised myself, but I would destroy them if they were pork or beef. Roller grill shit is tasty af.

>>21463063
>Roller grill shit is tasty af.
I really want one but I've passed over incredibly discounted second hand ones several times because it's just so bulky.
But goddamn we don't give rollers enough credit.

>>21458701
what is it?

>>21460820
There's 'well-sauced' and then there's 'I bought this sandwich as an excuse to drink a bunch of not-mayonnaise'.

>>21462542
>>21458869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNb_MoqxA5o&t=188s

>>21458869
this looks like prison food.

>>21458869
>imagine not getting a roller hotdog and coining them as an extra topping for the nachos
...do you hate life?

>>21464839
No it doesn't.

>>21458869
you have orange AND orange juice

>>21465768
maybe they have scurvy

>>21463182
Where would you put it if you got one?

Gimme that Casey's Pizza slice, extra greasy.

>>21458698 (OP)
>you want anything?
Get me four random taquitos and a large diet pepsi from the soda fountain, with ice.

>>21458784
based

>>21461522
disgusting foreigner using american internet and living on an american planet

>>21461522
Go eat your botulism filled bean burrito, Pedro

yeah,I want you to stop making garbage ass thread you shameless faggot

>>21458698 (OP)
Just some nachos for me.

>>21458698 (OP)
If the gas station doesn’t have BBQ shack to the side, I don’t want to eat there

>>21460821
I'd fuck with this. 711 had a really bitchin breakfast pizza that they stopped selling.

>>21467099
I wouldn't call it "bitchin" but it was better than nothing. It was no Casey's.

For me, it's Hunt Brothers.

>>21467718
L O V E hunt brothers pizzer. A nice old stale slice, yum YUM

In Connecticut it's Cumberland Farms. It's not as bad as 7-11's pizza but the crust being so unnaturally chewy weirds me out every time. I still eat it though

>>21463056
>>21463058
I used to eat those once or twice a week for dinner when I'd have college classes that got out after 9pm and I didn't feel like stopping at McDonald's on the drive home. Now I'm in my thirties and I've got them a couple of times here and there. They give me the worst diarrhea now. Maybe it's because I eat a lot cleaner now than I did as a 20 something college student, but sometimes I'll get their pizza or one of their roller bbq sandwiches and those don't fuck me up. Those damn chicken taquitos just clean me out everytime though.

Real homies stop by the only REAL gas station with edible food: Sheetz.

>>21467718
Their thin crust is edible, like DiGiorno tier at least. But their regular crust is dogshit.

For me it's Krispy Krunchy Chicken. Honestly mogs a lot of fast food chicken.

>>21463215
From the name and pictures it appears to be a pizza pocket (or one with taco filling) made with puff pastry for the crust.

>>21467923
fuck yeah KKC kicks ass, I was surprised at how good it is

>>21463058
>Roller Grill, don't worry
>D.J. play the movies all night long, all night long

>>21467977
>>21463215
An Iltaco pizza puff isn't actually made with puff pastry, they're in this chewy flatbread that's deep fried, almost like a fried dumpling. The filling is mostly italian sausage with only a little bit of sauce and cheese so it's meaty not too sloppy.
They're really good actually, top tier fried food.

>>21469763
Forgor pic

>>21469765
Ewwww look at all that uncooked dough. Absolutely vile

>>21469769
>ewwww
Listen, you may get your anus filled in, but it's not a pussy in any way, shape or form. It's where your stools leave your body. I'm sorry

>>21469774
You have a very vivid imagination, do you think about gay sex often anon?

>>21469780
Look, I called it. We both know the truth. All the quivering "no u"s or "p-p-projection"s won't detract from this fact.

>>21469804
I think the parasites in your pizza puff have activated the "gay phantasms" part of your brain.

>>21469817
You protest too much. Just remember what I said

>>21469769
It's not uncooked dough, it's just dense and chewy in a good way like al dente pasta.

>>21469843
Did the gay parasites make you disengage and give up that easy? Very feminine of you. I'll take my win, thank you.

>>21469856
Take it. We both know how you'll celebrate the victory (winky face, giggle)

>>21469859
Coming back for more? I thought I "protest too much", are you unable of honoring your own words, woman?

>>21458698 (OP)
God I miss the 7/11's in Hawaii. Now that I moved back to the mainland, gas station food seems like dog food in comparison.

>>21470716
Close enough to Japan to still have that golden standard of 7/11 while technically being in the US

Love me some Cumbies