A package has arrived. What’s inside?

Poopoo platter

Oh boy I sure do love pepper palace

I didn’t have to work today and my package came early.

First up is Black Rose. I have not tried this one yet but it’s listed as one of the best sellers on the site. I wonder if anyone here has tried it?

Huh this bottle is half the size of Black Rose and cost basically the same.

Southern Redneck sauce. It’s a red habernero based sauce

Last but certainly not least, the good ol Wing Master Ghost. My favorite sauce that I’ve probably found so far. Perfect for quesadillas and such.

I’m not very hungry right now but I will be testing out the other 2 sauces soon. Too bad I don’t have any tortilla chips right now

>>21459027
This thread is going to make that one guy go crazy. Have fun seethe farming the hate bandwagoners, poorfags, and npcs, based hot sauce bro.

>>21459041
Pretty based reply but which “one guy” do you mean? Maybe it’s more fun to just wait and see

These are the listed ingredients for Black Rose if anyone is interested

>DID YOU SAY... HOT SAUCE?

Southern Redneck specs

And Wing Master Ghost

>>21459063
Literally. What a faggot lmfao

Hot sauce is for putting on your eggs in the morning, imagine buying anything other than crystal or cholula

>>21459056
>First ingredient is water
A true mark of quality.

>>21459063
>>21459076
This one guy lmao.

>>21459077
I don’t eat breakfast

>>21459081
whats ur fav game in sonic mega collection? ristar?

>>21459226
The only reason I got the PS2 version is because it has The Ooze. Ristar is good too

>>21459017 (OP)
Hey Cabinboy, how's life treating you? What's the weather like in your neck of the woods? I worry about the humidity in your fortress of solitude. (Hopefully your Polish landlords let you back into the main house's basement on those hot muggy nights.)

So what's the plan for all this sauce? Got any big Taco Bell nights planned? Do you tend to schedule those around new movie/show/game releases? There's something undeniably comfy about a load of sloppa and a few new episodes to binge.

Can you post that pic of you doing the Crane kick from Karate Kid?

>>21459081
What’s with the teddy bear are you a nonce?

I used to use "The hottest fucking sauce" because someone in the house got it and I liked it, but getting more was raping me on the shipping, so now I use Melinda's. It tastes mostly the same.

Death to all tripfags

>>21460006
I got you
>>21460159
This stuff is pretty good, one of the best sauces you can get at most stores

dammit I was hoping it was a noose

are you gonna eat the packing peanuts

>>21460001
Not OP but my biggest sloppa meals were always when I was really stressed

>>21460681
Someone should make hot sauce nunchucks

based cabin guy

>>21459063
IS THAT LE HECKIN ASSFIRE SAUCE OH MY SCIENCE!!! THIS ONE HAS TEN MILLION SOYFIELD POINTS!!!

>>21460681
You’re a fat nigger kill yourself

Finally got some tortilla chips so I can really give these bottles a proper tasting

>>21461079
hes obviously white
still gross tho

Cabin lad should not exist outside of a cabin.

I wouldn't mind this faggot if he didn't attention whore at every single possible opportunity in as many threads as he can manage

>>21461079
>>21461084
I bet you feel pretty silly right about now.

Careful who you make fun of in high school BITCH…

>>21461199
Turbonigger.

>mods actually removed the post but only warned me

Mixed feelings about that

Lunch time

Weeeeee

Is this you?

It’s me

>>21461570
Nice. Do you want a husband from the third world?

>>21461083
>Finally got some tortilla chips so I can really give these bottles a proper tasting
Verdict?

>>21461570
I bet your mom is ugly as fuck

>>21461570

Are you dead? Why is there a shrine?

>>21461644
Southern Redneck is a little runny for my taste. I like my sauces a little on the thick side. However the taste itself is pretty good.

Black Rose is thicker and actually has a pretty similar habanero taste as Southern Redneck but there’s almost a wine like aftertaste to it. Overall I like both of them but I’d say Black Rose is worth the money a little more.

demoralization thread

>hot sauce is le heckin BAD

>>21459017 (OP)
>HAY YUO GUYS!!
>I ordered something and it arrived. What is it? I know what it is because I ordered it, but do you know what it is?
KEKALEKAKEK!!!

>>21461694
Hey Cabinboy. Try Marie Sharps, they usually use natural vegetable thickeners instead of xanthan gum, and they're also the original "Melinda's" before that brand was literally stolen by american jews. Marie's green Nopal Habanero is a great all-purpose sauce, medium heat, inexpensive and available at many supermarkets.

>>21460159
>someone in the house
Your mom or your dad, Cabinboy. You can call them your "roommates" but it's a little late in the /soc/ game for such euphemisms.

$15 is far too much for wing sauce and you got 4 bottles of that shit

>>21462219
You're expecting any level of intelligence from a tripfaggot?

>>21461570
how did you look so mexican as a young child but not mexican as an adult

>>21460681
>>21461079
youve got a chad inside you, do some cardio every day and start working out your upper body.

>>21462000
>>21462041

>>21459081
>Dave's Insanity
>completely untouched
No surprises there, it's fucking vile. There are hotter, better tasting sauces out there you know.

>>21459017 (OP)
Where did you order from op

>>21461570
I like the progression from Peter Griffin to one year of the jew from Bazinga then straight to fat JD Vance.

>>21460681
>>21461570
honestly i'm impressed with Anon showing his face on 4chan. i wouldn't dare.

>>21462818
I tried it a few times because I just thought maybe I wasn’t in the right mood each time, but no. It’s just really nasty. I’ll probably throw it away once I run out of shelf space
>>21462876
Made me laugh unironically

>>21461694
>runny hot sauce
Also not for me, gotta be T H I C K

Are you going to go to one of the Aug 9 meetups? Would be cool to do a hot sauce tasting (sealed bottles of course).

>>21460001
This is the only post taking you seriously and you don't reply, what an ignorant cunt. You must just be a narcissist just shitting out rhetoric

>>21463461
Lmfao. It’ll be alrighT big fella.

>>21463444
I’ve never been to a meetup, is it for /ck/?
>>21463461
I don’t like being called cabinboy

>>21461570
Wow, I appreciate that. Your are cool. Great history od photos.

Who is this woman, I want her as my wife.

>>21463681
You’re welcome

This hamburger helper needs to go. I don’t really understand how it still looks like this after being in the fridge for almost 3 weeks now. wtf is the meat even made of?

>>21463692
Probably wouldn’t have made it another week but was otherwise fine

>>21459017 (OP)
Bad Dragons obviously

Now this is more like it

>>21463490
>I don't like being called cabinboy
What a fucking prima donna. Some tripfag attention whore needs to be called the exact name that xhe wants or xhe'll act like an ignorant cunt. How utterly pathetic. Fashioning your persona like you're some happy-go-lucky cuddly wuddly when in fact you're clearly some self-important piece of shit trying to lord your desperate tripfag status over people like it means something. You disingenuous little weasel.

>>21463490
kys then you won't have to hear or see it and a bonus is others here won't have to either

>>21463944
When did I act like an ignorant cunt?

>>21463973
>>21460001

>>21460681
The Pepsi in your OP photo actually made me crave one. I was about to go out and get a soda but then I saw this. Thanks.

>>21462383
>youve got a chad inside you,
Yes the fat, bald, ugly millennial who collects hot sauce and nintendo games (and tripfags on 4chan) will totally be a chad thundercock if he loses 20 lbs

>>21463981
I didn’t act like a cunt here, I didn’t even reply
>>21463983
My power is rising. Drink Pepsi

what the ratio of home cook meals to take out/prepack food would you say you eat?

you're worse than this fatso

>>21464023
The only thing I really know how to make is mac and cheese, quesadillas, and sandwiches. Since I’ve been working again my diet is kinda shitty but I do usually at least only eat one big meal a day still around 3pm usually. I only get takeout maybe once or twice a week but I eat a lot of “throw in the microwave” type shit at home. It got pretty bad at one point a few months back, although I do sorta miss having this much food at my disposal

>>21464045
I bought the jif peanut butter thinking it was going be a substitute for nutella, boy was I disappointed

>>21464057
chocolate peanut butter*

>>21464057
>>21464059
Lmao you and I did the same thing. I’ve actually bought and finished a jar of Nutella in the time it’s taken me to finish this one

>>21463490
>I’ve never been to a meetup, is it for /ck/?
Yeah, this is the current thread for it: >>21463692
Proposed date is Aug 9

>>21464211
Oops, this is the thread >>21461506

>>21462818
daves insanity sauce practical use is diluting it. Otherwise its just all capsaicin, and it was made that way because its a prank hot sauce.

>>21464229
I didn’t realize it was a joke, but I learned to never buy any sauce with capsaicin extract ever again and I always check the ingredients before buying new ones now to make sure beforehand

>>21464215
OOps it not

mount olive has to be the worst pickles
damn, dude

>>21463490
Don't take it to heart, it's only those who have problems with their own lives who mock.

>>21463692
It may look good, but it doesn't have to be good. I wouldn't eat it.

>>21465606
What are the good ones? My mom buys those, I don’t really eat pickles.
>>21465688
That first part is throwing me off. What do you mean it may look good but “doesn’t have to be good”?

>>21459017 (OP)
Dragon dildod

Oh good, hot sauce autism

>>21465690
Different anon but Grillos pickles are really good, refrigerated with a clean taste and good crunch

>>21459027
>>21459033
there's a local store near me that has a hundred different hot sauces like this with generic clip art labels, I recognized absolutely nothing in the store, got stunlocked and left. does every artisan sauce maker use the same boomer artist? why do they all look like that?

anyway here's a hot sauce I like with a classy label

>>21466620
I like the “food’s best friend” thing with the Lucky Dog name but the label itself is a bit busy for me

>>21461570
Peter griffin?

Love your posts big man. Reminds me of when I was unemployed, and just listened to Fleetwood Mac on fm radio and played perfect dark remaster all day

>>21467949
I’ve been working the last couple months and heaven knows I’m miserable now. I barely even feel like playing games anymore

pic unrelated

>>21459022
>>21459022
>>21459027
>>21459033
>>21459039
>>21459081
>>21460159
>>21466620
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>21467966
damn. it's fucking over for this guy, isn't it :(

>>21467970
Don't pretend like you aren't my biggest fan.

>>21467966
https://vocaroo.com/1cGJXsFWwFVD

>>21467958
>I’m miserable now. I barely even feel like playing games anymore
>pic unrelated
Pic very much related and you don't even realize it.

>>21468032
Lmao

So when is the barby queue

>>21467958
Did you start drinking again?

>>21468458
That pic is from back around Halloween time last year
>>21468492
I drink maybe once a week but never very much

Pizza time

>>21467958
great snacks