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>>21436604


August 9th NOON Local Time

Are you going? Want to host one in your city? Then post itt

>>21461506 (OP)
Any Michigan lurkers? Lake Orion here.

>>21461509
Based

>>21461509
>>21461524
Chicken gizzards with a side of population decline. Try not to trip over a prayer rug.

Looking forward to the New Delhi one sirs

>>21461506 (OP)
there's going to be 3 people max that show up to a couple of these and none at the rest of them

>>21461551
3 more friends than you had the day before!

>>21461552
That’s the spirit!

>>21461506 (OP)
Sandstone Ranch guy here, still going, still plan on bringing homemade hummus.

>>21461506 (OP)
Spokane is a shithole and I don't want to meet anyone else who lives here, least of all some cu/CK/s

Grapevine/dfw bros? I don't wanna be the only one there

>>21461582
Just do it anon, what’s the worst that can happen?

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If you want to come to the Chicago/Cook County event, join the telegram channel.

https://t.me/+rbAlTBzcvLI5YTdh

>>21461551
>>21461737
7 people in the Chicago telegram channel

>>21461506 (OP)
>Fairground Park
No thank you.

>>21461744
Across the street.

>>21461746
Last one, Who's going? Any 314s in here?

>>21461750
Scary shit!

Is the NYC actually happening? There's really nothing on the east coast?

>>21462592
Not much. Nobody seems interested anymore. (And that’s a good thing)

>>21463595
it requires someone actually willing to organize it and do shit like start a telegram (or whatever) channel to keep track of who is actually willing to show up. otherwise its just some sperg who recommended a place near them, and OP who decided to put it in to an infographic without actually vetting if this person is capable of organizing at all.

imagine going to an actual 4chan meetup and risking your face being posted online in a moldovan underwater basketweaving terrorist forum
i hope you guys do go though it's good content for us

>>21464384
I’m probably going to one by me, but will wear something to disguise myself just in case

>>21464414
report back if you go
funny thing is i feel like /ck/ posters are probably for the most part very normal people and i'm sure it'd be a fun hangout, but this website has too many schizos overall that i would never reveal my name or face

Unwarranted self-importance: the thread

>>21464473
Anon…

>>21461506 (OP)
BRISVEGAS BROS?

>>21464473
These things go in cycles.
Newfags think they’re on Facebook and try and arrange social events. It never goes well.

>>21464755
looking forward to the unintentionally hilarious meet-up pics part of the cycle

>>21464755
I honestly think that some of you have a grass allergy since you do everything in your power not to touch it.

>>21464774
I think you’re a faggot and should fuck off back to your normie social media.
Whatever you may think, you don’t belong here.

>>21464789
Why are you worried about autists enjoying a picnic?

>>21461506 (OP)
I kind of want to have a St Louis meetup in Forest Park, but I am worried it would end up a disaster.

>>21461506 (OP)
Why fairground park instead of forest park? I aint risking getting my truck broken into for nigger mackingsheese.
Should keep any St Louis meeting south of Delmar for safety.

>>21461506 (OP)
Has anyone already said they'll be bringing a pot of diarrhoea for the New Dehli one? If not mark me down.

>>21464299
>go to [location] at [date] and [time]
How is it not more complicated than this?

>>21461506 (OP)
>trusting people from 4chan with your food
I would never eat anything you fuckers make. Do want to see pics though

>>21464384
Just dress like a normal person at the park, and you'll end up looking like someone who was out having a picnic with their friends.

I hope it goes well but I wouldn't trust a 4channer to not cum in their food.

Did Arizona guy reserve a grill spot yet

>>21461506 (OP)
so whoever comes at the new york one. do you want to go to a starbucks closet and make out?

>>21461506 (OP)
I don't know why this faggot is so obsessed with a /ck/ meetup, but I'm willing to bet he's just doing it desperately hoping to meet a girl.

Who would be dumb enough to go to one of these things?

>>21465546
Why do yo u think a girl would be there? Why would it be dumb to go?

>>21465434
I'm trying to get one of the East ramadas on an end cap. Last time I tried to call they were closed and then I had to go to the hospital for being an alcohol. They're open again tomorrow and I'll call then. I don't imagine it will be that hard to reserve since it'll be so damn hot.

>>21465259
NO it is MANDATORY that you join the telegram channel.

>>21465634
>loser so desperate for attention he goes to the emergency room for nothing is reserving a spot for a 4chan meet up

You are a pathetic little man

>>21465564
Ask yourself why he chose /ck/ of all boards to have a meetup? Because /ck/ is known for having a relatively high proportion of women, and the women who come here are probably slightly more normal than other female oriented boards like /soc/ or /cgl/.

Still, no normal person would go to a 4chan meetup, especially not in fucking 2025. These days every meetup arranged online goes down the same way, it will just be a bunch of jeets and spics who go there desperately hoping to meet a white woman.

>>21465259
>How is it not more complicated than this?
because you need to organize, who is coming, who is doing what, who is willing to go where? do you even know if anyone is actually willing to rsvp the day before or if you're going to waste your time driving however far away to show up to a park walking around to every group of people asking if they're from the chins, because someone said 3 weeks ago they would show up, got cold feet, and then never visited the thread again? do you want 4 people to come with grills all cooking burgers? you've clearly never hosted a potluck if you think just posting a date and time will actually work.

>>21465653
pic related, how many other cities have people even remotely organized enough that a potluck actually has a possibility of happening?

>>21465634
Ayyy cool but def take care of yourself.

>>21465660
Your addiction is no less harmful

>>21465634
Thanks for working on it captain. Don't died before the bbq ok

>>21466016
Captains are the best

>>21461600
I’ll probably come

>>21464384
Last one I went to blocked out our faces in the pictures

>>21467243
Based order4me using cia black highlighters. Maybe he really was a fed.

>>21467284
I guarantee you Dallas Cuckout has at least been employed by the federal government. He screams fed.

>>21465653
I'm just going to show up; my number is blocked by Telegram.

>>21465722
Whoa there city fella. Down here, we do things a little bit differently. No need to figure all that stuff out. Everyone's making burgers? Ain't nothing wrong with a second patty. No one shows up at all? Well then I'll have me a nice walk 'round the park.
t. one of the Houston anons

>>21461737
I'm going to invite a bunch of gangbangers my friend is related to and have a rival cookout.

>>21467243
thats no guarantee anon. the last one had the organizer leave to go eat lunch with his ugly chink wife as soon as others began to show up. think that happening again is a sure thing too?

>>21467427
>I'm going to invite a bunch of gangbangers my friend is related to and have a rival cookout.
t. Naperville

>>21464755
I didn't know Nick Fuentes made burgers

>>21461506 (OP)
what the fuck? how many /ck/ anons live in spokane?

>>21467427
t. noodle-armed non-binary broccoli head

>>21467435
I'm from Peoria and half my friends are black and mexican coke dealers lol
>>21467547
I'm 32

>>21467551
You sound like a pussy that is generally effete and probably a blow machine for anybody who wants some

>>21467551
Imagine being proud of the fact that you are a zoomer coke head that associates with niggers.

>>21461506 (OP)
who all is going to the grapevine park?

>>21467578
I pray to Jesus that Dallas Cuckout shows up and he gets fists thrown.

>>21465722
>walking around to every group of people asking if they're from the chins

Kek

>>21467726
Do you not to think situations through? Are you one of those types of people that can't understand the natural consequences of his actions?

>>21467726
Organizing hosts should have a plan for identifying their particular spot.

>>21467740
Look at quazimoto over here

>>21461506 (OP)
>all US locations
>except India
The state of /co/

>>21467755
>Australia

>>21467801
Someone should just drop a gps pin for that super secret base in the middle of Austria that does all the 5 eyes spying in the southern hemisphere

>>21465739
>>21466016
>>21466655
>>21465434

Okay guys we are all set for Ramada 11 on August 9th. The Ramada closest to the lake and pickleball.
They only had timeslots 9-1 and 1-5 so I bought the whole day. If anyone wanted to go earlier and chill or fish they are more than welcome to use the space.
I also paid extra for an alcohol permit so bring beer if you'd like (please no liquor)
If you'd like to share your beer that is fine, but please be mindful of sharing with anons who look like they could be under 21.
We are also very close to the dog park area so bring your doggos.
The ramada has a capacity of 40 and since I have a feeling we'll be nowhere close to that, we should have lots of room to be comfy.
The lake is stocked with fresh fish and it's catch and keep so we technically could grill something we catch. I have two old chairs and two old poles but I don't have a lot of tackle.
I don't have gear to gut fish but I would be willing to get some if anyone was interested/ no one else already had some.
If anyone has pickleball stuff, frisbee, football etc. feel bring it.
It's also a great place for electric bikes, scooters, skateboards, etc. It's fun to ride down the paths to all the different sections of the park.
There is a sink at the ramada if anyone needs it.
I have a medium sized evap cooler with a couple ice packs in it that might help a little.
I'll also be bringing water along with my prepared dish.
Please do not post pictures of anyone's face without permission.
I think that's it. Hope to see you there!

>>21467726
>not asking everyone if they liek mudkipz

>>21467903
Based papa John’s captain!

>>21467926
O captain my captain. Wouldn't you say so, old bean? I'm quickdraw guffaw

>>21467931
The way you post... Could it be?

Is there a telegram group or anything similar for the Colorado anons?

>>21467552
Projection

>>21467911
funny story, when i was an awkward young teenager back in idk 2007 and a /b/tard, a girl in the grade above me who i knew through mutual friends, i had heard she was a le epic 4channer too and i literally asked so i herd u liek mudkipz to her once in some math class we had together and we ended up being friends.
she ended up dating one of my best friends and they had a complete falling out and i never heard from her again. innocent times.
thank you for listening to my story. and before anyone says i got cucked by my friend, i, amazingly, had my own girlfriend at the time by some grace of god
now im 33 and forever alone so these things work out the way they should in the end.

>>21461506 (OP)
What’s a /k/ brownie

>>21468021
Based story bro

>>21468153
let an old man reminisce. unless you weren't being sarcastic and then thank you.
old school 4chan was a great time, i miss it.

>>21467957
I love Colorado so much. All of my top camping spots are there. I just hate Coloradans so much.

Last time I was there some dumb bitch postmaster tried to tell me they don't do general delivery in Colorado. Bitch it's the whole idea of the postal system.

>>21468161
I enjoyed your story fren. This is a fren zone and a fren meet up

>>21468185
salute emoji

>>21468021
Lmfao.

>>21467957
Make one.

>>21468183
That's how I feel about Washington, beautiful state with ideal weather but the people are pure garbage. Bunch of amoral users just like California, but even more depressed and degenerate somehow.

>>21468620
Why does it have to be like this?

>>21467903
Thanks cap'n, appreciate it
Unless I meet with a terrible fate before then, there shall be burgers
Personally I'm not going to be accepting or sharing any beer so that I don't get got somehow, but cool of you to grab the permit too

>>21467578
Trying to navigate a family trip that sprung up at the start of August. Hoping I can be back before the 9th. If not someone else should show up in a cowboy hat and shorts in my name

>>21467423
I like your attitude

>>21469884
Laying the groundwork, I like your style

>>21461506 (OP)
tfw no location in britbong

>>21470356
Start one bong

>>21470356
Do bingbongs even grill?

>>21470447
They must apply for a license to grill

>>21471106
I honestly wouldn't be surprised. Its an open flame. Especially if its in a public park. Probably need a permit.

>>21470447
No, we bbq

>>21471108
you have to go to one of the dedicated bbq places
the council will probably allot one or two per city

>>21471339
*will
not probably will
and i guess "large town" instead of city because city

>>21471342
are allotted by the king
tfw the auto timer sent before i could type out my message
im retarded today

>>21471342
I'm pretty sure that my local parks don't allow it and we've got an abundance of them right in the centre, probably about 7 or 8 large ones. I've seen a bbq on two of them, but I doubt they were permitted, they were probably just doing it

>>21461750
Lmao I recommended that park as a joke. I’d still go idgaf but we should maybe change it

>>21471349
in my city despite it being chocked to the gutters with parks theres 1 in the city center and 1 a bit outside thats allowed for bbqs, they even have proper bbq stores and ash disposal bins

>>21471359
I'll admit I haven't tried, but I think what changed it was those little foil barbecues with the instant light paper. They were leaving burnt little rectangles all over the place and ultimately was probably a potential fire hazard when the grass is yellow

>>21461506 (OP)
hm. I live right by laurelhurst park in portland. idk if i wanna meet any of you though.

>>21471484
You do. Don’t be like order4me go enjoy yourself

>>21467903
Please post pics of the meet, wanna see how it goes

August is fast approaching. Ck meet up fun will happen soon.

>>21472430
Should be interesting, I hope they all go well

>only america, australia and india
as if anyone needed their bias's confirmed on the retards that post on here

>>21471106
you say this as if the papa john nigger didnt have to apply for an alcohol licence and grill himself

>>21461506 (OP)
>look in thread
>Fresno
No fucking way.

>>21473342
You going anon?

I want to cater my meet up with fried chicken.

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>>21475971
No /k/ sandwiches