What's your poke bowl order?

>>21461731 (OP)
I've never had a pokey bowl. isn't i just some kind of raw fish and tree bark and such?

>>21461734
Feel free to use google.

>>21461731 (OP)
From my local place i get
White rice
Marinated salmon
Spicy crab
Octopus
Shrimp
"Spicy creamy" sauce (zero clue what it is)
Extra cucumbers (I like when they losd it the fuck up with em)
Edamame
Crunchy onion

>>21461731 (OP)
I like poke bowls, but that pic looks fucking disgusting

>>21461736
I'm on prepaid wifi anon, no thank you

>>21461806
Hawaiian sushi, usually cubed ahi and seaweed but can be any seafood like octopus.

>>21461731 (OP)
That looks like a street shit. What is wrong with you?

>>21461734
I'll poke yer mum

>>21461814
how unappetizing

>>21461731 (OP)
Poke bowl?
More like im gonna poke your hole!
Bazinga!

>>21461731 (OP)
ENTROPY DU JOUR
The ideal Mediterranean food is minimum entropy for maximal taste, that is, the smallest number of (fresh) ingredients possible, usually 3-6.
Salad bars are a modern abomination. The Poké bowl had ~20 ingredients (salad +rice "base", 4 "protein", 5 "mixed ins", 5 toppings, 2 sprinkles, sauce). I had no memory of the taste.

Poke should have big chunks of tuna or salmon.

>>21462078
wait a second, how does one classify the entropy of cuisine? explain your theories

I cant have any seaweed because it really makes my gout flare up.

A local poke place has grilled chicken as a protein choice, and I've thought numerous times about going for a "southwest bowl" sort of concept: chicken, corn, jalapenos, eel sauce, cilantro, etc. I always stay in my lane there though

>>21462115
>protein choice
Shut the fuck up joomer.

>>21461814
can't believe you gave an honest replied to a post that was so obviously disingenuous

>>21461736
And then get back to you on my 'poke bowl order'?

Yeah. I'm really interested to see how mine stacks up against everyone else's. After all, we each have our "usual" when it comes to the commonly-eaten poke bowl.

>>21462277
I know whatcha mean, I'm not much of a Poke'man myself