Which beer gives the least painful hangover?

>>21461970 (OP)
None. Stop being a faggot.

All of them, if you drink in moderation.

>>21461970 (OP)
I had the worst hangover last Monday, drank all day sunday but I couldn't believe how bad it was and then last knight I realized that I took sum amphetamine that I thought was caffeine at the time.

Drink water dummy

>>21461970 (OP)
root

>>21461980
are you dumb or just retarded?

>>21461988
yes

>>21461986
but it tastes like diluted cough syrup

>Beer
>Hangover

>>21462013
I was an alcoholic for a few years and my alcohol of choice was light beers. You absolutely get a hangover if you drink 15 light beers in 2 hours and pass out.

>>21462013
15 bottles a night?

>>21462013
yes

>>21462021
must taste like shit and not refreshing

>>21462027
you have to drink it absolutely ice cold, or right before freezing temp. i took a few sips and they were alright but as soon as it probably warmed up a few degrees it became harder to drink than mouthwash

>>21462018
Lmao degenerate scum

>>21461980
How does one get presented amphetamines in the guise of caffeine? Also, for OP, if you do the crime you pay the time - once you get used to living hungover you will learn to deal with it but you’ll only find pockets of life worth living i.e. when you feel recovered enough to get fucked up again.

>>21462011
ginger

>>21462018
i wonder how much of that was from water intoxication

>drink cocktails and get drunk (usually cranberry juice and whiskey) roughly equivalent to 10-12 beers
>very mild hangover that’s cured with Gatorade and Advil
>drink 12 beers
>have a horrible paralyzing hangover the next morning

I think it’s because of the water content in the cranberry juice and the nutrients and shit in the juice prevent a worse hangover

>>21462053
>water intoxication
is water toxic?

>>21462062
Sugar should have a WORSENING effect on hangovers. Usually cocktails are bad for hangovers because of this.
I think beer is just utter dogshit for hangovers. Usually the darker the liquor, the worse the hangover.

>>21462062
Close but no. Bacardi and Cranberry and drink after you are done and in the morning a mix of water and ovaltine. Milk with it fine too.

>>21462065
if you drink too much at once yeah, it dilutes the sodium in your blood and you can die

>>21462086
You have to go to pretty extreme lengths, but yes, the dose makes the fucking poison:

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna16614865

>>21462120
yeah 15 beers over two hours probably won't kill you but you'll probably be feeling a bit sick from that volume of fluid alone

>>21461988
>>21462046
It was a capsule I found in my pocket from months ago, they look very similar to 500 caffeine caps I bought on eBay recently.

>>21461970 (OP)
Lagers generally have lower concentrations of esters and fusel alcohols than ales. So do beers with low to moderate alcohol content. Although alcohol itself, along with its metabolites, is the likely culprit behind most hangover symptoms, try sticking to light lagers to minimize the risk of painful aftereffects of overconsumption.

>>21462021
I absolutely despise that stuff, despite being an alcoholic if Camo is the only drink then I'm not drinking. Tastes miserable and makes me feel miserable too.

>>21462325
thanks chatgpt

>>21461970 (OP)
Quitting ethanol completely. The 21st amendment was a mistake.

>>21462062
It’s because of the hops

>>21462344
is feeling bad better than not feeling anything at all?

>>21461973
The first post the best here is the best post

>>21461980
It's very hit or miss for me. Sometimes I'm so sick I'm shitting myself while puking. Other's I feel fine.

>>21462034
You don't know how pain anon. You should empathize with the less fortunate not scorn them.

>>21461970 (OP)
*Crack* *fzzzzzt* *sssssiiiiiippp* yup it's a "White Claw Hard Seltzer" for me

>>21462925
I love kids too.

>>21461970 (OP)
beer is a bad choice for the purpose of getting drunk. it's a great choice to have two beers while hanging out with your friends.
if you just want to get drunk with least hangover, then you have to go with clear spirits like vodka mixed with juice or something else like fanta. on the other hand, this encourages turbo alcoholism as you can get drunk as fuck and not having headache.

>>21461970 (OP)
>hang over
>from beer

>>21461970 (OP)
A pilsner

>>21461970 (OP)
any non MBC BEER

>>21462925
fairy