Thread 21462939

risotto sisters and bros... it's over

Does rotisserie flamingo taste good?

>>21462939 (OP)
Why don't they shoot the birds?

>>21462998
guns dont exist outside of america

>>21463002
But surely bows and arrows do

>>21462939 (OP)
New risotto type "Flamigo".
Problem solved.

>>21462998
After the humiliation of the Emu War, mankind resolved to never take up arms against birds again

>>21463005
you cant make a study bow with pasta

>>21463002
Beretta comes from Italy.

>>21463009
Berettas run on penne, and dry farfalle could be used as throwing stars

>>21462939 (OP)
My mind instantly jumped to "I want to taste flamingo".
If they're the pink ones they're probably fishy from all those prawns.
Had gull once. Tasted like rotten fish because that was his diet.

>>21462939 (OP)
They could reintroduce the famous Roman delicacies based on flamingo meat.

>>21463005
Me and my mate worked one Summer killing starlings for a farmer here. We used slings.
You'll need some practice, but once you get the hang of it that is a WEAPON.
And you can make it from a damn roll of string.

>>21462939 (OP)
Have you smelled those fuckers? The usually show up at the beach at the end of summer in my country. They smell disgusting.

>>21463188
>pasta la vista

>>21463188
I tried this and was surprised the pasta didn't shatter.
Only got 15 in there before they started popping, though. Not made to spec.

>>21463018
Why'd it leave?

>>21463243
Clean your mag bro

>>21463008
Australians arent people

>>21462982
the romans considered flamingo tongue to be a delicacy.

>>21463349
why wouldnt it