Is Vegas buffet bacon good for you?

the novice gambler tries his luck at the blackjack table, the veteran gambler puts his life on the line at the breakfast table

>>21463295
Kek

>>21463293 (OP)
That's clearly textured soy.

>>21463293 (OP)
How many pounds of bacon have you had there? Those taters look disappointingly pale

>>21463293 (OP)
this pic is why i never ever go to a buffet

>>21463293 (OP)
Did you get some ass OP?

>>21463456
Buffet scrambled eggs are amazing. I think I'm the only one who feels this passionately about them. The baked bacon is perfect too.

>>21463510
You know you can make the exact same thing with powdered eggs, right?

>>21463501
only my own with my finger

>>21463519
>we have casino buffet at home

>>21463524
Yes. Scrambled powdered egg, unlike the tamago, can be perfected by any random lunch lady or shmuck with a pan.

>>21463293 (OP)
>lust-inducing image
>time-wasting question

>>21463510
mmm microplastics

>>21464143
lol, another dimbulb who somehow came away with the notion that just *using* plastic utensils causes "microplastics" in real time, flaking off into the food it's used to scoop or whatever.

That's not how it works. It's oceans and landfills and decades of plastics disintegrating, not the retardation you somehow came to believe.

>>21463293 (OP)
I just put MSG in my tea, ama

>>21464124
I seriously hope you feel that way about worse threads like fast food and "hey, remember that one weird colored Mountain Dew they used to have??"

>>21463293 (OP)
Those home fries look pallid as fuck my man.

Nothing in Vegas is good for you.

>>21464181
what kinda tea?

>>21464644
Boba

>>21464647
huh...and how does the MSG affect the boba tea?