How are you supposed to eat this?

With your hands? OP is confirmed an ayy lmao

degrease that pie. you need like half a roll of paper towels. Here is a complete tutorial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

>>21463633 (OP)
Take one of the slices on the right, raise it to your mouth, take a bit, chew, swallow, repeat.

>>21463646
no poofter

Via the oral cavity

>>21463649
I mean left*, sorry typo.

That looks delightfully greasy. Fuck I want pizza.

>>21463701
Sorry I actually meant right*, my bad

>>21463669
Just cover the whole pizza with paper towels and flip it over for 10 or so seconds

>>21463633 (OP)
well worth the heartburn

>>21463669
It's incredible to me that this is allegedly not a homosexual. I don't have anything against homosexuals I just would have been willing to bet anything he was one.

why would you eat pizza if you don't want it greasy? it's not like you're eating it every day live a little.

>>21463633 (OP)
Oh great, the new yorkers found out about tavern style, the true Chicago style

>>21464054
We sure did! Muahahahahahaha

>>21463633 (OP)
If I get a pizza that's been party cut I will not order from that location again. I'm dead serious fuck that shit, regular cut or miss my fat ass' dollars.

>>21463646
>>21463669

You guys are doing it backwards. The grease is the best part.

roll into a tube and cram (the grease acts as a natural lubricant)

>>21463669
Kek what a faggoid

>>21463646
I tried this once to see if it worked and all it did was get stuck to the cheese and pull it off when I removed the towel. It was an utter omnishambles. Fuck that """Technique""".

>>21463633 (OP)
well most people put the food in their mouth, and chew it mr. bot.

>>21463646
>degrease that pie
fuck off!

>>21464488

>>21464488
your probably the asshole at every party that wants people to order a supreme pizza, and then never eats any of it.

>>21464488
How about you ask them to cut it normally?